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Title: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 21, 2010, 12:58:01 PM
Yup I'm stealing this idea, because it could quite possibly aid in the whore goals I've set out to conquer.  

You ask the question, be it just general opinion, or random question about me, and I'll do my best to answer it.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: X-Calibur on December 21, 2010, 01:19:37 PM
Scoot, what is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 21, 2010, 01:31:07 PM
chocolate chocolate chip.   Breyers still makes this, not sure if anyone else does...  but if I just got a place like Friendly's and get icecream I'll get chocolate and have htem throw chocolate chips on there as a topping.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on December 22, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
after a hard day of post whoring, which ointment do you find works the best to soothe your forum-related STDs?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: CadeSydal on December 22, 2010, 03:41:07 PM
The thread really doesn't need to exist past that question...it was the best one that will come from it. I legit lol'd.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 22, 2010, 03:44:23 PM
Quote from: "The Ivory Terror"
after a hard day of post whoring, which ointment do you find works the best to soothe your forum-related STDs?


aloe first and then some hydrocortisone
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Trey on December 22, 2010, 04:07:12 PM
So...Refer to my tag post and then tell me when Storm/Trey vs. Stellar Insanity is happening...
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 22, 2010, 04:32:43 PM
i saw that...  well seeing as Loco's last ever match is about to go down... sometime when he gets tired of being "retired".   Assuming that happens, and if he lives the Pro Wrestling Cliche'?  I'd guess in 6-12 months
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: X-Calibur on December 22, 2010, 06:36:51 PM
So another words... in a few weeks?

 :D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 22, 2010, 09:43:04 PM
Quote from: "X-Calibur"
So another words... in a few weeks?

 :D


well if the standard, you and I are the same person... then I've already joined, and am asking myself questions, and answering them on this forum all in the name of bumping my post total.  

... yeah...I can do that.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Eric Rohkar on December 23, 2010, 05:41:52 PM
...why?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on December 23, 2010, 10:21:13 PM
Why not?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Eric Rohkar on December 23, 2010, 11:32:22 PM
Quote from: "B"
Why not?

THIS ISN'T ASK B!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on December 23, 2010, 11:51:21 PM
Well technically, he was asking you!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: G on December 24, 2010, 02:17:32 AM
THIS. IS. SHOOTA
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 24, 2010, 11:19:09 AM
Quote from: "Jester Smiles"
...why?

why what exactly?   why do people think MJ and I are the same person?  I'm hazy on that... just at some point in time our similar senses of humor or the long Loco/X feud got people assuming we were one in the same.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Eric Rohkar on December 24, 2010, 02:11:05 PM
Quote from: "sirMhayesXIV"
Quote from: "Jester Smiles"
...why?

why what exactly?   why do people think MJ and I are the same person?  I'm hazy on that... just at some point in time our similar senses of humor or the long Loco/X feud got people assuming we were one in the same.

Just...why?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on December 24, 2010, 02:30:43 PM
When?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Osbourne Kilminster on December 24, 2010, 02:41:51 PM
Dear Scott;

When banging a tasty bitch hardcore styley, do you prefer to have one of her legs over each of your shoulders or both over one? I tend to find one over each allows for easier fondling of her tits, but both over one tends to tighten her up a bit.

What floats your boat?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on December 24, 2010, 02:45:38 PM
Hardcore styley.  

Fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 24, 2010, 03:07:52 PM
well thankfully I haven't had to bang a tasty bitch softcore styley (with lots of nudity and no penetration... but plenty of slow thrusting) ... but that's another question for another day.  While not a huge fan of legs on the shoulders,  one on either shoulder is the preferred method.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on December 27, 2010, 12:36:08 PM
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it...do you know the recipe for a tasty chocolate chip pecan pie?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on December 27, 2010, 12:39:06 PM
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/chocolate-chip-pecan-pie/ (http://allrecipes.com/recipe/chocolate-chip-pecan-pie/)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on December 27, 2010, 12:42:35 PM
I didn't ask YOU.


I asked SCOTT.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on December 27, 2010, 12:43:32 PM
He can copy and paste my link and save himself some time, then!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on December 27, 2010, 12:46:28 PM
Scott needs to come up with his own.  You've ruined his chance at that recipe.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 27, 2010, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: "J"
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/chocolate-chip-pecan-pie/


THIS.   :D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on December 29, 2010, 01:16:06 AM
Quote from: "B"
Scott needs to come up with his own.  You've ruined his chance at that recipe.


THIS.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on December 30, 2010, 11:26:27 AM
Back on topic...

Dear Freakshow...

If Westerners throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hot dogs?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 30, 2010, 01:32:37 PM
Uhh... maybe?  Though its not good to throw rice as birds eating it will die when the rice expands in their bird bellies.  So better to throw a seed of some sort.  one of my best friends got married this summer and they did "bubbles".
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: The Gunslingers on December 30, 2010, 03:16:59 PM
i thought the whole point was to throw rice and the birds exploding was like fireworks for the reception....
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 30, 2010, 04:20:40 PM
Quote from: "The Gunslingers"
i thought the whole point was to throw rice and the birds exploding was like fireworks for the reception....

I thought it was Alka-Seltzer that did that.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 30, 2010, 05:01:15 PM
I decided to research this.  This is actually an urban legend, that was hugely helped by Ann Landers, who in the mid 60's said it'd do bad things to birds, and since its widely been replaced with whatever people use now the Legend has been perpetuated .  Here is a question from nytimes.com


Quote
Rice and Birds

Q. Is it true that rice thrown at weddings is bad for birds?

A. "No, it's bad for people," said Heidi Hughes, an ornithologist with the American Backyard Bird Society of Jefferson, Md.

Most churches prefer that something other than rice be thrown because most birds do not really like rice, she said, and the uneaten rice lies on the sidewalk, perhaps getting wet and slippery and leading to accidents.

It is only a myth that uncooked rice expands and explodes in the bird's crop, Ms. Hughes said. "If you told rice growers in the bayous, where birds are crop pests, that rice hurts birds, they would laugh at you," she said. However, she explained, the birds that show up at weddings are not the wetland species that flock to rice paddies, but birds like pigeons, finches and chickadees, which would rather feed on something else.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: UKDragon on December 30, 2010, 07:52:15 PM
Quote from: "sirMhayesXIV"
Uhh... maybe?  Though its not good to throw rice as birds eating it will die when the rice expands in their bird bellies.  So better to throw a seed of some sort.  one of my best friends got married this summer and they did "bubbles".

That poor monkey.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 30, 2010, 09:17:40 PM
Quote from: "UKDragon"
Quote from: "sirMhayesXIV"
Uhh... maybe?  Though its not good to throw rice as birds eating it will die when the rice expands in their bird bellies.  So better to throw a seed of some sort.  one of my best friends got married this summer and they did "bubbles".

That poor monkey.

He's gotta pay the bills now that MJ's gone.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on December 31, 2010, 01:35:31 PM
Dear Freakshow...a follow up question:

Are you fucking kidding me?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 31, 2010, 06:21:04 PM
absolutely not. I assure you... I do NOTHING in jest!!!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on February 25, 2011, 12:14:05 PM
How happy are you this thread has been revived?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on February 25, 2011, 12:15:14 PM
Whose question will you answer first, mine or Dubes?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 25, 2011, 04:24:35 PM
Quote from: "Laura Seton"
How happy are you this thread has been revived?

Very. Plus I'm proud cuz its good whoring by you digging it up.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 25, 2011, 04:25:00 PM
Quote from: "RobBelote"
Whose question will you answer first, mine or Dubes?

now you know.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on February 25, 2011, 07:06:15 PM
If you get to meet Y2J again, will you let your inhibitions go and make out with him?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 25, 2011, 08:35:55 PM
No.  But I will smell his hair.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on February 26, 2011, 09:59:09 PM
Are you going to be Mistico II now that Mistico is Sin Cara?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 27, 2011, 02:25:05 PM
no.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 27, 2011, 02:25:25 PM
but I would have said that even if I AM going to be Mistico II
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on February 27, 2011, 06:41:28 PM
Should I trade LeBron James for Andre Iguodala and Brook Lopez in my fantasy basketball league?  

My centers are Ilgauskas and Andrew Bogut, and I've also got Gerald Wallace as a forward.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on February 27, 2011, 06:49:56 PM
So YOU'RE the guy with a Buck on his fantasy team!  I knew there was a reason to like you!  Besides the whole "letting me be here" thing.

Hey Scotty, Isn't it cool Josh has Andrew Bogut?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on February 27, 2011, 06:55:11 PM
I took a big chance on him when I drafted him, haha.  He hadn't even been cleared to play yet, but last year I had a big deficiency in the rebounding category and I figured if nothing else, he'd get those.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 27, 2011, 08:35:25 PM
Quote from: "J"
Should I trade LeBron James for Andre Iguodala and Brook Lopez in my fantasy basketball league?  

My centers are Ilgauskas and Andrew Bogut, and I've also got Gerald Wallace as a forward.


I would have to take into account how your league is won (head to head vs. roto) - plus admittedly I know little about B-Lo.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 27, 2011, 08:37:04 PM
Quote from: "Laura Seton"
So YOU'RE the guy with a Buck on his fantasy team!  I knew there was a reason to like you!  Besides the whole "letting me be here" thing.

Hey Scotty, Isn't it cool Josh has Andrew Bogut?

Yeah.  I had Bogut last time I played Fantasy B-Ball, and I actually won that league.  The sport I know least about and I've won fantasy leagues 2 out of the 3 times i've played...
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on February 28, 2011, 11:35:06 AM
Quote from: "sirMhayesXIV"
Quote from: "RobBelote"
Whose question will you answer first, mine or Dubes?

now you know.


The moment your response included the quote from Dube's question, I knew you were answering, so technically I think you answered my question first, since I only wanted to know if you would answer him or me.

By providing Dube an answer, you answered my question.



Did you see the 24 minute interview Jericho did for a radio station in New York?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 28, 2011, 12:05:32 PM
no.  I read pieces of the transcript, though.   He was spot on in his criticisms of TNA, in my opinion.  They need to try to shed the WWE, and be something different, instead of the "island of misfit toys"... where former WWE upper midcards go to become champions, and talk shit on their former employer.  

TNA should be good for business for all of wrestling.  More jobs.  More interest from fans, and lets be honest competition is best for US and the wrestlers because they get paid better when you fear losing them to a rival.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 01, 2011, 08:43:41 AM
I think maybe we heard different interviews.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 02, 2011, 05:55:04 PM
Will you be watching this season of Dancing with the Stars?

I sincerely hope so.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 02, 2011, 11:29:33 PM
nope.  not even Jericho can get me to tune into that.  I can say, with pride, that I don't even know what day or time its on.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 03, 2011, 11:38:51 AM
Me too, buddy.  

HI5 on that one.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on March 03, 2011, 12:57:02 PM
Is it true that queering doesn't make the world work?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 03, 2011, 01:24:43 PM
I can tell you now that's a lie.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 03, 2011, 03:14:54 PM
Quote from: "Tanya Black"
Is it true that queering doesn't make the world work?

Uhh... no?  Yes?  Maybe?  I don't really get the question.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 03, 2011, 03:24:54 PM
Scott.

It's on Mondays...like 8 or 9.

<_<
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 03, 2011, 03:36:16 PM
Its on against Raw, too?   haha like I needed lESS of a reason to watch.  Plus it'll be like him on that celebrity singing show.  He'll be eliminated first.  On the plus side he'll come back to the WWE in great shape, with super sharp footwork.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 03, 2011, 06:01:20 PM
Oh man.  Only Jericho can sell out and people still love him.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 03, 2011, 06:40:36 PM
Who do you like better?  Jericho or David Price?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 03, 2011, 07:34:02 PM
Quote from: "Laura Seton"
Who do you like better?  Jericho or David Price?

c'mon, Dube.  Jericho is a man crush running over a decade.   DP14 is still new.  Ask again in 8 years.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 04, 2011, 11:45:32 AM
...who is David Price?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Ben Jackman on March 04, 2011, 12:52:42 PM
I sincerely hope they're not talking about that douchecanoe 'ace' of the Tampa Bay Rays pitching staff. That gentleman has no business being in any conversation involving Chris Jericho.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 04, 2011, 01:05:19 PM
How can you call whoever he is a douchecanoe AND a gentleman?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Ben Jackman on March 04, 2011, 02:48:01 PM
Well I mean he doesn't look violent.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 04, 2011, 03:08:37 PM
DP14 is Scotty's baseball mancrush.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Ben Jackman on March 04, 2011, 03:42:04 PM
He got mancrushed by the Rangers twice in October so I'm pretty fond of him.

I was thinking of the rest of the pitching staff when I made the douche comment. Garza/Shields, definitely.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 04, 2011, 04:28:21 PM
Too much baseball talk, not enough Scotty questions, imo.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 04, 2011, 06:02:05 PM
Scott -

What is your favorite ice cream?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 04, 2011, 08:03:22 PM
Quote from: "B"
...who is David Price?

Starting pitcher for the Tampa Rays... # 14. Left Handed.  and awesome.  Runner up for the cy young last year and one of 2 authentic jerseys I own.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 04, 2011, 08:04:54 PM
Favorite Ice cream?   I love Breyer's Chocolate Chocolate Chip.  Also Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 04, 2011, 11:12:26 PM
Hey Scotty,

What's the best place you ever traveled to?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 04, 2011, 11:37:05 PM
West Palm Beach Florida would be up there...  sadly I haven't done much traveling.  Chicago was cool and i've been there twice.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 05, 2011, 12:57:54 AM
What's the worst?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 05, 2011, 06:36:15 AM
Speaking of travel, ever been out of the country?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 05, 2011, 12:49:30 PM
Wouldn't it be awesome if we gave you a chance to answer one question at a time?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 05, 2011, 05:31:26 PM
Quote from: "B"
What's the worst?

I had an aunt who lived in Norfolk Virginia and I never really liked going there to visit.  and camping... anywhere.  I hate camping.  And growing up with not much money AND living in central PA?  Camping would regularly be "vacations".  

I like all the outdoor activities... hiking, swimming, and what not.  But so help me god if I see a tent.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 05, 2011, 05:36:13 PM
Quote from: "J"
Speaking of travel, ever been out of the country?

nope.  Sadly.  I really want to visit Australia.  Also any place in the Caribbean would be sweet.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 05, 2011, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: "Laura Seton"
Wouldn't it be awesome if we gave you a chance to answer one question at a time?

No matter what I'll get to it.  You guys whore away and ask questions, and I'll whore away and answer them one post at a time.  ITs a win-win.   8-)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 05, 2011, 07:41:34 PM
B lived in Australia for awhile.  I hear it was pretty interesting.  I'd like to go there some day too.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 05, 2011, 10:05:58 PM
Quote from: "sirMhayesXIV"
West Palm Beach Florida would be up there...  sadly I haven't done much traveling.  Chicago was cool and i've been there twice.

It was col one time because I got you freebiues to WM 22 and the Hall of Fame. Thanks, "old man."

But, more importantly...

Dear Freakshow,

Why do you think you are important enough to have a section entitled "Ask Sir Scott M. Hayes XIV?"

And, equally important, were there 13 Scott M. Hayes before you? Because I think it's a bunch of BS.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 05, 2011, 10:20:26 PM
Hey Scotty,

You've never even been to Canada?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 05, 2011, 10:32:27 PM
Quote from: "Rocky Stellar"
Quote from: "sirMhayesXIV"
West Palm Beach Florida would be up there...  sadly I haven't done much traveling.  Chicago was cool and i've been there twice.

It was col one time because I got you freebiues to WM 22 and the Hall of Fame. Thanks, "old man."

But, more importantly...

Dear Freakshow,

Why do you think you are important enough to have a section entitled "Ask Sir Scott M. Hayes XIV?"

And, equally important, were there 13 Scott M. Hayes before you? Because I think it's a bunch of BS.

1 question per post, please.  But since you're old I'll humor you this once.

I don't think I'm important enough, just post whore-y enough to make it work.

There HAVE been 13 and many more Scott M. Hayes' who preceded me.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 05, 2011, 10:36:01 PM
Quote from: "Laura Seton"
Hey Scotty,

You've never even been to Canada?

no. I would have pointed that out.  I've been as far west as Chicago.  Far North as Connecticut/upstate New York -  and as far south as Florida, West Palm Beach
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 07, 2011, 10:53:03 AM
I was bitten by a kangaroo!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 07, 2011, 12:21:34 PM
Hey Scotty,

Retirement just wasn't your thing, huh?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2011, 12:23:25 PM
Quote from: "B"
I was bitten by a kangaroo!

Get that shit taken care of... YESTERDAY!  Kangaroo mouth is the 14th dirtiest thing on the planet between Courtney Love's snatch  and  the East River
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2011, 12:24:24 PM
Quote from: "Laura Seton"
Hey Scotty,

Retirement just wasn't your thing, huh?

nope.  I hated going to early bird specials... plus matlock is pretty damn boring.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 07, 2011, 12:31:44 PM
Scotty, what have you been working on for 6 weeks?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2011, 12:34:29 PM
SOMETHING LOCO... working on for six weeks is a little strong... as I started it and laid ideas down about 6 weeks ago... it sat for 5... and then the last 3 days fully flushed it out.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 07, 2011, 12:35:11 PM
I also had a question for you in the Post Whore Goals thread.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2011, 12:36:45 PM
answered that too.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 07, 2011, 12:39:56 PM
Hey Freakshow...

How's it feel to be back?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2011, 12:41:43 PM
a lot like last week.  :D   Working on RPs... post whoring... just everyone ELSE knows, now.  

Good secret keeping, buddy!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 07, 2011, 12:46:25 PM
Hey Scotty,

Are you on a posting tear at lunch or have the day off?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2011, 12:50:36 PM
A little of 1... but as is the case, when I work from the school district building I can whore it up between working on EzRF, the program I've become best buddies with the last few weeks.  So this started right around lunch time... and stretched to now.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 07, 2011, 12:55:20 PM
Do you think you can hit 2000 by the end of today?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2011, 12:56:15 PM
probably not.  But nothing's impossible.  :D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Ainsley Lake on March 07, 2011, 01:05:55 PM
What are your feelings on The Original Snub?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2011, 01:08:41 PM
I don't know what that is.  So I guess I have no feelings on it...  though being Snubbed is never fun.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 07, 2011, 01:17:43 PM
Congrats on being a SHOOT Project Lieutenant! :D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Ainsley Lake on March 07, 2011, 01:24:00 PM
Quote from: "sirMhayesXIV"
I don't know what that is.  So I guess I have no feelings on it...  though being Snubbed is never fun.

http://s23.org/wiki/The_Original_Snub (http://s23.org/wiki/The_Original_Snub)

Now what are your thoughts..... cabbage?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 07, 2011, 01:28:24 PM
Hey...wtf?

Hey, Freakshow...how come you're a green-named Lieutenant, where as, I'm the guy who BEGGED you to unretire, dragged you kicking and screaming in here, yet remain a lowly soldier with a stupid blue name?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 07, 2011, 02:59:09 PM
whoa.... why the name change?  why not stick with the old name?  


at the very least, the name of this thread should be altered.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 07, 2011, 03:04:34 PM
But his old username wasn't sirScottMHayesXIV, just sirMHayesXIV.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2011, 07:29:29 PM
Quote from: "Ainsley Lake"
Now what are your thoughts..... cabbage?

That sucks.   I'm not too into Greek mythology and what not.  So I'm not that interested.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2011, 07:30:59 PM
Quote from: "Rocky Stellar"
Hey...wtf?

Hey, Freakshow...how come you're a green-named Lieutenant, where as, I'm the guy who BEGGED you to unretire, dragged you kicking and screaming in here, yet remain a lowly soldier with a stupid blue name?


I greased some palms... got some dirt.  Be happy I'm bringing the some shine to the Stellar Insanity brand :D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2011, 07:33:24 PM
Quote from: "RobBelote"
whoa.... why the name change?  why not stick with the old name?  

at the very least, the name of this thread should be altered.


Cuz I signed up for the forum without thinking Loco would be in SHOOT.  So I wanted to make sure I signed up with a name that was just about me posting and having fun.

Now that Loco is here... I don't want to RP as "sirmhayesxiv".


oh... and....

Quote from: "J"
But his old username wasn't sirScottMHayesXIV, just sirMHayesXIV.

THIS.  The name of the thread is the name I jokingly refer myself as... not even the username I as using on the forum.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 07, 2011, 08:24:04 PM
I'm a fan of how the whole thing played out, personally.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2011, 08:38:43 PM
agreed.  Timing wise there was some luck involved with course of this feud going and me still getting a break... etc.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Ainsley Lake on March 08, 2011, 11:13:28 AM
Discordianism would frown upon your shenanigans, but Discordians don't suffer from the Curse of Greyface, and therefore will not frown. Because that's a sign you're taking shit too seriously.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 08, 2011, 01:54:50 PM
Quote from: "J"
But his old username wasn't sirScottMHayesXIV, just sirMHayesXIV.

excellent point
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: G on March 08, 2011, 05:00:17 PM
Some random, well said post that nobody will pay attention to.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 08, 2011, 05:04:40 PM
I paid attention!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 08, 2011, 08:49:47 PM
Lots of posts... no questions!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 08, 2011, 09:16:22 PM
Quote from: "Ainsley Lake"
Discordianism would frown upon your shenanigans, but Discordians don't suffer from the Curse of Greyface, and therefore will not frown. Because that's a sign you're taking shit too seriously.
Hey Scotty,

What does all that mean?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 08, 2011, 09:19:29 PM
I have no idea, and she just had a baby... asking questions might get me hurt.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Ainsley Lake on March 08, 2011, 10:25:45 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 10, 2011, 02:55:29 PM
Do you ever consider how epic Stellar Insanity is as a tag team in the history of this circle?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 10, 2011, 03:25:06 PM
no.  I hope I never have that much of an ego to sit around and consider SI's "epicness".  I'm glad people enjoy them, and am happy so many people seem so stoked that they're back. 

But yeah, I hope if I do such a thing, and someone catches me?  They call me on it.  :D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on March 10, 2011, 03:30:19 PM
SirLoco is it true that sheep are sluts?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 10, 2011, 03:35:20 PM
yes.  you want proof their sluts? They make sheep blow up dolls.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 10, 2011, 03:47:59 PM
I plan on being in my 50's and going "Fuck man, Instant Heat was awesome."
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 10, 2011, 04:36:45 PM
is there a picture out there of Scotty and Lee sitting together during Wrestlemania weekend?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 10, 2011, 06:01:26 PM
I hope there is, and I hope they are hugging each other around the shoulder.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 10, 2011, 07:38:31 PM
Hey Scotty,

What is your opinion on birds?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 10, 2011, 08:15:17 PM
is there a picture out there of Scotty and Lee sitting together during Wrestlemania weekend?

Yes.  I'll have to try to find it and put it up on FB.   
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 10, 2011, 08:16:40 PM
Hey Scotty,

What is your opinion on birds?

Depends on the bird in question.  I hate seagulls.  I think bluejays are pretty cool

oh, but I LOVE
E
A
G
L
E
S
....
...
..
.
EAGLES!!!!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 11, 2011, 08:55:35 AM
thoughts on the Kolb / Vick fiasco?


did they get rid of the right guy last year (McNabb)?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on March 11, 2011, 10:09:48 AM
Are You The Key Master?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 11, 2011, 10:28:56 AM
thoughts on the Kolb / Vick fiasco?


did they get rid of the right guy last year (McNabb)?

I'm confused by the word "fiasco".  If referring to this offseason?  It is not a fiasco.  Kolb wants to start.  Eagles don't have to get rid of him if htey don't want.  VIck is their guy.  If  a team makes a great offer?  They'll trade Kolb and sign  a backup.  If not, they go into next year with Vick, and a more than capable backup if/when Vick gets hurt for a couple games.

If you're talking about the start of hte season?  Clearly, THEY, like everyone didn't think Mike Vick would find his legs after his prison sentence.  He did, and he won the starting job.  They handled it poorly.  Kolb handled it very well.  It was a 2 week story, which in NFL time, is nothing. 

Yes they TOTALLY let the right guy go last year.  You, as a Skins fan shouldn't even have to ask that.  McNabb is on the down side of his career.  Is less mobile, and less accurate (if that's even possible). 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 11, 2011, 10:29:48 AM
Are You The Key Master?

Nope.  Gate Keeper.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 11, 2011, 01:39:09 PM
I hope there is, and I hope they are hugging each other around the shoulder.

Fuck that, they need to be hugging around the waist.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 11, 2011, 01:40:14 PM
Intimately.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 11, 2011, 02:25:03 PM
haha... sadly, no hugging (that's PICTURED) - and also the camera that has these pictures is toast... trying to figure out how to get ALL the pictures i have on it, off. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 11, 2011, 02:43:19 PM
Wave your magic wand bro.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 11, 2011, 02:54:00 PM
That camera is toast...

Whew...thank God. I was worried THAT ONE PICTURE would get out there...
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 12, 2011, 01:04:45 PM
Hey Scotty,

What was the last thing you recorded?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 13, 2011, 08:58:27 AM
That camera is toast...

Whew...thank God. I was worried THAT ONE PICTURE would get out there...

haha you wanted MORE?  Are you some kind of woman?  Plus asking strangers to take pictures would have seriously cut into our drinking and yelling at John Cena time.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 13, 2011, 08:59:52 AM
Hey Scotty,

What was the last thing you recorded?

DVR'd  Mega Python   vs. Gatoroid
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 13, 2011, 09:27:57 PM
Hey Scotty,

Is that anything like Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 13, 2011, 09:57:06 PM
yes.  from Sy Fy in all its B-Movie glory
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 14, 2011, 02:15:45 PM
Hey Scotty....


...in reading Jericho's books, did it make you gain / lose respect for any wrestlers, given the way they were portrayed?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 14, 2011, 03:51:30 PM
What Rob is actually meaning to ask...

Did you get mad that Jericho seemed okay with drunk driving?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 14, 2011, 04:49:04 PM
What Rob is actually meaning to ask...

Did you get mad that Jericho seemed okay with drunk driving?

lol, that's not my question at all.

Also, you should start a "Ask B" thread.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 14, 2011, 08:33:11 PM
Hey Scotty....


...in reading Jericho's books, did it make you gain / lose respect for any wrestlers, given the way they were portrayed?

Some of the WCW guys.... I feel like he really didn't like Vampiro.  In the 2nd book there wasn't really anything there that was all that surprising.  Yes, Chyna was a problem, duh... she's been a trainwreck after fucking up a good thing with the WWE.  HHH has clout.  So a lot of it wasn't a surprise.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 14, 2011, 08:35:40 PM
What Rob is actually meaning to ask...

Did you get mad that Jericho seemed okay with drunk driving?

I don't think "Okay" is the right word.  Its stupid as hell, but unfortunately it happens. I, myself, have done it a handful of times... its something I hope to never do again, but I also know people don't make good decisions when drunk.  Including getting behind the wheel.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 14, 2011, 09:27:47 PM
Hey Scotty,

What was the last thing you bought?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 14, 2011, 10:05:55 PM
non food item?  A new laundry basket.

but yesterday, lunch at Wawa
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 15, 2011, 12:02:23 PM
Hey Scotty....


...in reading Jericho's books, did it make you gain / lose respect for any wrestlers, given the way they were portrayed?

Some of the WCW guys.... I feel like he really didn't like Vampiro.  In the 2nd book there wasn't really anything there that was all that surprising.  Yes, Chyna was a problem, duh... she's been a trainwreck after fucking up a good thing with the WWE.  HHH has clout.  So a lot of it wasn't a surprise.


I lost a LOT of respect for Vampiro because of that book.  No wonder he never hit big.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 16, 2011, 09:18:06 PM
Hey Scotty,

I know it's your own post quoted, but did you accidentally log in as your Rob alter-ego above?  Because the ask Rob thread is over in LEGACY.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 17, 2011, 07:26:38 AM
Nope he's just trying to thread-jack
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on March 17, 2011, 10:25:00 AM
Do you support thread-jacking?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on March 17, 2011, 10:36:48 AM
Is lube required for thread-jacking?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 17, 2011, 11:34:00 AM
Do you support thread-jacking?

Its not criminal.  Maybe a misdemeanor.  Some threads its downright necessary for the thread's survival.  So I believe in situational thread jacking.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 17, 2011, 11:34:31 AM
Is lube required for thread-jacking?

Its not REQUIRED... but is recommended to prevent chafing. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 17, 2011, 01:34:12 PM
I chafed when I read that.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 17, 2011, 02:36:10 PM
Should I open up an "Ask B" thread?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 17, 2011, 06:48:13 PM
If you feel you have questions to answer and it will be utilized... and judging by the level of whoring going on here, it would... then, yes.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 18, 2011, 07:56:12 AM
Do you think Chris Jericho will write a THIRD book, given the way the second one ended?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 18, 2011, 08:35:56 AM
He may.  the second book covered a pretty large chunk of time.  So if there was a 3rd I could see it stretching from his return to the WWE to his inevitable HoF induction.  But maybe that's too long.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 18, 2011, 08:56:37 AM
"inevitable" might be a bit too strong...






...though you're right.



I'm thinking it'll cover the second WWE tenure, then the second hiatus, and then end with the beginning of the third tenure... which hasn't happened yet.

I guess it's more likely to cover the Save_Us tenure, the DWTS hiatus, his next era in the business, and then his eventual retirement.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 18, 2011, 09:20:45 AM
Oh don't get me started on it being INEVITABLE.  first "undisputed" aka WCW/WWF World Champ.  has had the most IC Title Reigns... EVER.   Is now a multi time world champ.  2 time NY Times Best Seller. 

LOCK
OF
THE
CENTURY. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 18, 2011, 01:12:58 PM
Oh don't get me started on it being INEVITABLE.  first "undisputed" aka WCW/WWF World Champ.  has had the most IC Title Reigns... EVER.   Is now a multi time world champ.  2 time NY Times Best Seller. 

LOCK
OF
THE
CENTURY. 

Oh I agree with you.  If Koko B. Ware is in there, then so is Jericho.


Unless he does something to disgrace his legacy, a la Benoit.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on March 18, 2011, 01:43:47 PM
Do you have a total man-crush on Jericho?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 18, 2011, 03:02:23 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 18, 2011, 03:19:03 PM
haha some would say that, yes.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 19, 2011, 11:22:36 PM
Hey Scotty,

Is it fair to think the accomplishment that makes a Jericho a true HOF 'lock' is that he's a 2-time NY Times bestseller?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 20, 2011, 11:50:23 AM
No.  But he's accomplished a lot outside the ring, too.  Plus his two NY Times Best Selling books are about his journey in wrestling.  Ultimately its his wrestling career that makes him a lock.  Even without the book he's a sure fire Lock.  Look at some of the names that have gotten in...

He's accomplished more than Duggan and Koko B. Ware combined... AND is one of the most popular figures EEEEEEEE_E_E_E_EVER
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 20, 2011, 03:13:17 PM
Hey Scotty,

Lose any Final Four teams yet?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 20, 2011, 08:29:59 PM
NOpe.  All 4 still alive and kicking.  Ohio St. Kansas (which is my championship game) - UConn and (wait for it, dube... wait for it...)   Wisconsin
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 21, 2011, 07:53:06 AM
Pick to win it all?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 21, 2011, 07:26:53 PM
THE Ohio State University.. where the buckeyes ALMOST outnumber the NCAA Violations
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: T on March 21, 2011, 07:29:35 PM
Ohio State...I fart in their general direction. Blah. My hopes of seeing a Philadelphia team go far were once again dashed against the rocks of the NCAA. So, I take it out on the number 1 seed. :D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 21, 2011, 07:30:38 PM
haha  Well on the plus side Phil Martelli did a great job this weekend! 

you from Philly?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: T on March 21, 2011, 07:49:32 PM
Born and raised. Grew up in Frankford. My family lives in Mayfair now though. I'm in the Marines. Getting out and going home in September actually.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 21, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
no shit.  I work for the School District of Philadephia.  I was in Frankford HS about 2 weeks ago.

I live out in West Chester, though.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 21, 2011, 09:45:38 PM
Hey Scotty,

How about that Oliver Perez?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 22, 2011, 08:09:48 PM
WHOOOOOOO!!!!!! NO LONGER A MET!!!! HAHAHAHA Good luck to whatever team decides to "take a chance" on him.   sad that the Mets paid him in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 23, 2011, 03:38:55 PM
were you ever a fan of the JETS?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 23, 2011, 06:50:05 PM
I've always liked the Jets.  My uncle that took me to my first Mets game as well as another Uncle who has come to Mets games with me are both huge jets fans, and they along with 3 other guys share a 3 seat season ticket package. 

I really followed them this year because I loved Hard Knocks. 

But I stop at calling myself a fan.  I consider a fan someone who hurts after their team loses.  A fan is emotionally invested in that team.  So in that definition, no.  They're just a team I like... and its fine because they're in the AFC... where as the OTHER NEw York Team?  I FUCKING HATE.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 23, 2011, 11:09:34 PM
Hey Scotty,

Where's Waldo?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 24, 2011, 07:50:25 AM
I've always liked the Jets.  My uncle that took me to my first Mets game as well as another Uncle who has come to Mets games with me are both huge jets fans, and they along with 3 other guys share a 3 seat season ticket package. 

I figured that was the case :)

... where as the OTHER NEw York Team?  I FUCKING HATE.

what's NOT to hate?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 24, 2011, 12:55:04 PM
Hey Freakshow!!!

Are you jealous that I'm taking my kids to Raw on Monday - in the corporate skybox no less - and not you?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 24, 2011, 01:01:07 PM
Hey Freakshow!!!

Are you jealous that I'm taking my kids to Raw on Monday - in the corporate skybox no less - and not you?

I'll be disappointed if he says "YES" for multiple reasons, not the least of which being that RAW is in Chicago and ScottyLoc is hours and hours and hours away.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 24, 2011, 02:59:30 PM
Hey Scotty,

Where's Waldo?

went on a coke and hooker binge in Atlantic City.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 24, 2011, 03:00:27 PM

what's NOT to hate?

Justin Tuck.  He's a Golden Domer. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 24, 2011, 03:01:06 PM
Hey Freakshow!!!

Are you jealous that I'm taking my kids to Raw on Monday - in the corporate skybox no less - and not you?

insanely.  Its bullshit they get to go and I don't.  I RETURNED TO EFEDDING FOR YOU!!!!!

*runs away sobbing*
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 24, 2011, 03:01:49 PM
Hey Freakshow!!!

Are you jealous that I'm taking my kids to Raw on Monday - in the corporate skybox no less - and not you?

I'll be disappointed if he says "YES" for multiple reasons, not the least of which being that RAW is in Chicago and ScottyLoc is hours and hours and hours away.

2:15 via plane. and let me remind you,  I've made the trip before.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 24, 2011, 10:39:15 PM
Hey Scotty,

Two!  Four!  Six!  Eight!  Who do you appreciate!!??
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 25, 2011, 09:46:39 AM
Would you like to own a rhesus monkey?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 25, 2011, 11:52:39 AM
The Nationals signed Oliver Perez to a minor league contract.  Should I be excited?  I know nothing about him.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on March 25, 2011, 12:30:55 PM
Is Rocky Stellar jealous that I'm going to the WWE Hall of Fame then the next night watching Wrestlemania with FLOOR SEATS?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 25, 2011, 12:48:46 PM
Hey Scotty,

Two!  Four!  Six!  Eight!  Who do you appreciate!!??

Titties.  More of a "what" i appreciate than a who... but if she HAS titties?  I'll appreciate them.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 25, 2011, 12:49:28 PM
Would you like to own a rhesus monkey?

Only if its potty trained... I'm not changing monkey diapers.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 25, 2011, 12:51:43 PM
The Nationals signed Oliver Perez to a minor league contract.  Should I be excited?  I know nothing about him.

NO.  He is left handed evil incarnate.  He sucks... OUT...LOUD.  He was a cringe inducing southpawed MENACE that fucked the Mets out of 12 million per year and his return on investment was awful.  Right there tells you everything you need to know.  He gets 12 million from the Mets this eyar and they're a financial Dumpster Fire... and THEY STILL released him. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 25, 2011, 12:52:14 PM
Is Rocky Stellar jealous that I'm going to the WWE Hall of Fame then the next night watching Wrestlemania with FLOOR SEATS?

Maybe.  Are you in one of the sections where you get to take your seat home with you?  Then definitely. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on March 25, 2011, 12:55:21 PM
Is Rocky Stellar jealous that I'm going to the WWE Hall of Fame then the next night watching Wrestlemania with FLOOR SEATS?

Maybe.  Are you in one of the sections where you get to take your seat home with you?  Then definitely. 

I actually did that for Armageddon several years back. The year when JBL was defending in a fourway. Still have them and use them on occasion. I got two since I went with my brother.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 25, 2011, 12:58:04 PM
I'm currently sitting on my NoC chair when it was in Philly 2 summers ago... CM Punk is on the chair.  I also have a Summerlam (Hogan/Michaels on the chair), One Night Stand 2 (RVD on it), and I had 1 other one with Orton on it... but it broke. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 25, 2011, 01:59:23 PM
I'm currently sitting on my NoC chair when it was in Philly 2 summers ago... CM Punk is on the chair.  I also have a Summerlam (Hogan/Michaels on the chair), One Night Stand 2 (RVD on it), and I had 1 other one with Orton on it... but it broke. 


...how did you break a steel chair?!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 25, 2011, 03:16:14 PM
the little bar that connects the back legs... i guess wear and tear.  Its not like I'm a super heavyweight...  I do like to lean back onto those back two legs, so maybe that weakened it.  Just one time I sat down and the one side of that bar  broke. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: CadreCross on March 25, 2011, 03:53:25 PM
He really busted it over someone's head.

Scotty: What would YOU do for a Klondike?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on March 25, 2011, 04:14:52 PM
Scotty, what would you say your favorite part of the epic X-Calibur/Loco feud was during it's LEGACY span?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 25, 2011, 06:02:47 PM
He really busted it over someone's head.

Scotty: What would YOU do for a Klondike?

unspeakable things. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 25, 2011, 06:08:57 PM
Scotty, what would you say your favorite part of the epic X-Calibur/Loco feud was during it's LEGACY span?

Being Champion. :D   

No... seriously,  its hard to pick a favorite part... I think I'm proud that we managed to to keep the feud going for as long as we did.  I know some people felt like it dragged, specifically because it "held up" the world title, but I really liked that we were able to do such a long feud around the World Title. Clearly I enjoy slower paced/long feuds... cuz I followed that up with Loco feuding with Laura that was as long, or longer.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 25, 2011, 11:10:00 PM
Hey Scotty,

How cool is it that you, Tanya's handler and myself (No Way Out 2002) have PPV chairs?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 26, 2011, 09:11:30 AM
pretty cool... it is relative... I mean they're pro wrestling chairs.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Stellar Insanity on March 27, 2011, 12:28:02 PM
Is Rocky Stellar jealous that I'm going to the WWE Hall of Fame then the next night watching Wrestlemania with FLOOR SEATS?

WARNING!!! THREAD HIJACK TAKING PLACE!!!

Actually...no. :-)

Did the hall of fame experience for Bret Hart - which, actually, was awesome. Seriously, that was a fun experience AWAY from the actual wrestling event itself, and I seriously recomend that anyone gets the opportunity to go to one of them.

I've had floor seats before and, honestly, I dont like sitting in them. You can't really see anything unless you stand up...but, then, if you stand up, then everyone stands up, and it gets out of hand. Seriously, this is my second time in the skybox and it's the best way to watch a wrestling show. Am I jealous of the tickets to wrestlemania, though? Yea..a little. But I've been lucky enough to atttentd one...so its all good.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Stellar Insanity on March 27, 2011, 12:30:14 PM
Hey Freakshow...

Why does my machine automatically log me in as Stellar Insanity instead of Rocky Stellar?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 27, 2011, 01:59:19 PM
No idea, I'm guessing when you log in you have that "Keep me logged in" box checked, and for some reason it stays cache'd
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 27, 2011, 03:37:47 PM
Hey Scotty,

Where did your Final Four go?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 27, 2011, 04:55:20 PM
where everyone elses, did.  The shitter.  1 out of four is better than a lot of people.  Since I had UConn, Wisconsin, OSU, and Kansas   - its hurting.  I'm actually in 4th place in one of my brackets. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 27, 2011, 09:51:35 PM
Hey Scotty,

Do you have any chance of winning that bracket?  If so and you do, will you share the winnings with SHOOT?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 28, 2011, 07:55:05 AM
Hey Freakshow!!!

Are you jealous that I'm taking my kids to Raw on Monday - in the corporate skybox no less - and not you?

I'll be disappointed if he says "YES" for multiple reasons, not the least of which being that RAW is in Chicago and ScottyLoc is hours and hours and hours away.

2:15 via plane. and let me remind you,  I've made the trip before.

Sorry dude - you got WM22 tickets. The kids get these.

But, lets be honest, its YOUR fault. If you didn't flat out FORCE me to push my kids into wrestling, then they wouldn't want to go and you'd have been in the skybox...but now, because of you, they spent the weekend beating up their stuffed Woody and Buzz Lightyear pretending to be John Cena and Randy Orton.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on March 28, 2011, 08:05:40 AM
SirXIV do Rocky's kids stuffed Woody and Buzz sell better than the real John Cena and Randy Orton?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 28, 2011, 08:17:20 AM
Hey Scotty, when Lee asked this:

Hey Freakshow...

Why does my machine automatically log me in as Stellar Insanity instead of Rocky Stellar?

...why didn't you say "because Stellar Insanity >> Rocky Stellar"?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 09:58:02 AM
Hey Scotty,

Do you have any chance of winning that bracket?  If so and you do, will you share the winnings with SHOOT?

no and no.   5th place can't score any more points. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 10:04:53 AM

Sorry dude - you got WM22 tickets. The kids get these.

But, lets be honest, its YOUR fault. If you didn't flat out FORCE me to push my kids into wrestling, then they wouldn't want to go and you'd have been in the skybox...but now, because of you, they spent the weekend beating up their stuffed Woody and Buzz Lightyear pretending to be John Cena and Randy Orton.

hahahaha...  Awesome.  I'm so happy I can be the bad influence uncle, and I've only met ONE of your kids, and they probably have no idea I exist and yet cuz of me they get to see the Rock tonight!  That's awesome. 

and no worries I wasn't saying I was upset, just that I have made the trip to Chicago for wrestling before. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 10:05:41 AM
SirXIV do Rocky's kids stuffed Woody and Buzz sell better than the real John Cena and Randy Orton?

no.  But they have better catchphrases.   C'mon  "To Infinity and beyond" is a license to print cash money.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 10:09:07 AM
Hey Scotty, when Lee asked this:

Hey Freakshow...

Why does my machine automatically log me in as Stellar Insanity instead of Rocky Stellar?

...why didn't you say "because Stellar Insanity >> Rocky Stellar"?

Cuz I didn't want to hurt his feelings.  he wouldn't have taken it the right way and then SI would have had to break up, and then Stellar and Loco would be fighting, and then I'd have to re-retire cuz I don't want run Loco solo. 

but really Stellar Insanity >  Loco too.  We're like chocolate and caramel.  good separate, but deliciously awesome together. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 28, 2011, 10:17:29 AM
but really Stellar Insanity >  Loco too.  We're like chocolate and caramel.  good separate, but deliciously awesome together. 

Agreed.  Just so long as Stellar = chocolate, because I love caramel.







<3 Lee.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
uhh... are you hitting on me?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 28, 2011, 11:19:36 AM
Shh...shh...

This is the Ask Scott thread, not the Scott Asks thread...let the conversation go its natural uncomfortable course...
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 11:27:24 AM
Shh...shh...

This is the Ask Scott thread, not the Scott Asks thread...let the conversation go its natural uncomfortable course...

fine... but where was YOUR question?  huh mr. thread policeman?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 28, 2011, 11:32:45 AM
Hey Freakshow...

Is Stellar the chocolate or the caramel of Stellar Insanity?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 28, 2011, 11:58:41 AM
Hey Freakshow,

What's up mothafuckaaaaaa?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 28, 2011, 11:58:59 AM
Also...  Stellar is the Ensure.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 28, 2011, 12:34:59 PM
Hey Freakshow...

Is it safe to say that J is definitely the J of the B and J connection here in SHOOT?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 12:38:08 PM
Hey Freakshow...

Is Stellar the chocolate or the caramel of Stellar Insanity?

Hard to say.  Loco is the tanner of the two, and is of mexican decent.  So he'd probably more along the lines of "caramel".  So that would make Stellar Chocolate by default
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 28, 2011, 12:40:23 PM
Hey Freakshow...

Is it safe to say that J is definitely the J of the B and J connection here in SHOOT?

Hey Freakshow,

Do you think this comment will get Stellar jobbed?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 12:42:44 PM
Hey Freakshow,

What's up mothafuckaaaaaa?

Just working.  changing firm ware on access points, and making them "layer 3 preferred"...  so short answer.  Sitting around while wireless APs upgrade, and then reboot... and then reboot... and then reboot again.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 12:50:51 PM
Hey Freakshow...

Is it safe to say that J is definitely the J of the B and J connection here in SHOOT?

apparently not.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 12:53:53 PM
Hey Freakshow...

Is it safe to say that J is definitely the J of the B and J connection here in SHOOT?
Hey Freakshow,

Do you think this comment will get Stellar jobbed?



I would think not.  Its a vague insult if its an insult at all.  especially since the ICON referred to you and B as the B and J connection.  You throw the word "and" in there and it basically negates any possible implication.  Even if he IS referring to the J as "job" ... Its still mighty difficult to take insult from the word job.  Be it the JOB you do in running SHOOT.  Or the JOB Stellar will be doing in his next 8 matches.  I think offense need not be taken, and thus punishment need not be doled out.

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 28, 2011, 01:00:36 PM
Hey Freakshow...

Is it safe to say that J is definitely the J of the B and J connection here in SHOOT?
Hey Freakshow,

Do you think this comment will get Stellar jobbed?


I would think not.  Its a vague insult if its an insult at all.  especially since the ICON referred to you and B as the B and J connection.  You throw the word "and" in there and it basically negates any possible implication.  Even if he IS referring to the J as "job" ... Its still mighty difficult to take insult from the word job.  Be it the JOB you do in running SHOOT.  Or the JOB Stellar will be doing in his next 8 matches.  I think offense need not be taken, and thus punishment need not be doled out.



This....

But, Hey Freakshow...

Do you think J is sensitive...which, ironically, is OFTEN the case after a BJ?

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 01:04:52 PM
I will know for sure the next time Stellar steps in a ring. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 28, 2011, 01:13:00 PM
I wasn't necessarily suggesting that I'd be the one making the call.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 28, 2011, 01:13:52 PM
But in honor of the thread...

Hey Freakshow...

What happens when you assume things?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 01:15:40 PM
i believe you're likely to make an ass out of U and ME
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 28, 2011, 01:17:11 PM
Hey Freakshow...

Um?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 01:23:49 PM
that would be what we called a "verbal pause" in all my communicatoin classes in college.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 28, 2011, 01:25:06 PM
What about "hurmn?"
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 28, 2011, 01:25:56 PM
Scotty Loc,

Did you think I was hitting on you with my "<3 caramel / Loco = caramel" comment instead of jokingly taking a dig at Lee?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 01:26:39 PM
What about "hurmn?"

Still a verbal pause, just a lesser used one.   Usually  by the elderly who lungs don't always cooperate when speaking/making noises.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 28, 2011, 01:27:56 PM
Umm hurmn? (Eyebrows raised slightly)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 01:29:49 PM
Scotty Loc,

Did you think I was hitting on you with my "<3 caramel / Loco = caramel" comment instead of jokingly taking a dig at Lee?

you were saying you prefer caramel to chocolate, and that Lee was chocolate.  How doesn't that scream manlust?  Its okay.  You can look.  Just can't touch.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 28, 2011, 01:31:33 PM
Scotty Loc,

Did you think I was hitting on you with my "<3 caramel / Loco = caramel" comment instead of jokingly taking a dig at Lee?

you were saying you prefer caramel to chocolate, and that Lee was chocolate.  How doesn't that scream manlust?  Its okay.  You can look.  Just can't touch.

Screw you Belote.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 01:33:02 PM
Umm hurmn? (Eyebrows raised slightly)

Do we need to send you an ambulance or medivac chopper?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 28, 2011, 01:34:36 PM
Nah - thanks...I'm all good.

But thanks for asking me a question the thread entitled "Ask sirScottMHayesXIV"

 8)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2011, 01:36:24 PM
no problem.  you're not my first... today, but I'm glad to make you happy.  (wonders how I can possibly fit more innuendo into this post... realizes words "fit" and "Innuendo" will do admirably)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 28, 2011, 04:34:05 PM
Scotty Loc,

Did you think I was hitting on you with my "<3 caramel / Loco = caramel" comment instead of jokingly taking a dig at Lee?

you were saying you prefer caramel to chocolate, and that Lee was chocolate.  How doesn't that scream manlust?  Its okay.  You can look.  Just can't touch.

Screw you Belote.


In all fairness, B is coconut flakes and J is nougat

Blose is the candy shell.

Dube is the wrapper.




MJ?  He's the nuts.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 30, 2011, 11:27:54 AM
Hey Scotty,

What are your thoughts on Rob's analogy to SHOOT's handlers as a candy bar?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 30, 2011, 12:21:21 PM
Since Scott is out of town, I think, being his "bestest goodest friend" and his tag team partner, and in order to always keep his important answers moving forward, I should step in and answer his questions for him:

Hey Scotty,

What are your thoughts on Rob's analogy to SHOOT's handlers as a candy bar?

As long as he views me as Skittles, it's all good...
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 30, 2011, 06:07:25 PM
Hey Scotty,

What are your thoughts on Rob's analogy to SHOOT's handlers as a candy bar?

Not his strongest effort.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 30, 2011, 06:08:06 PM
Since Scott is out of town, I think, being his "bestest goodest friend" and his tag team partner, and in order to always keep his important answers moving forward, I should step in and answer his questions for him:

Hey Scotty,

What are your thoughts on Rob's analogy to SHOOT's handlers as a candy bar?

As long as he views me as Skittles, it's all good...

hahaha... in hindsight?  I couldn't have said it better myself... in fact I DIDN'T. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 30, 2011, 09:56:27 PM
Hey Scotty,

Are cool with the idea Lee answers your questions when you're unable to?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 31, 2011, 05:56:39 AM
Hey Scotty,

Are cool with the idea Lee answers your questions when you're unable to?

Absolutely....he's a genius. And wise. And quite brilliant regarding numerous topics that affect not only my life, but EVERYONE elses life.

I couldn't have asked for a better person to cover for me...
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 31, 2011, 11:11:45 AM
Hey Scotty,

What are your thoughts on Rob's analogy to SHOOT's handlers as a candy bar?

Not his strongest effort.


Agreed, but it was decent for post whoring.

It is, though, the way I see things.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 31, 2011, 11:20:05 AM
Hey Scotty,

What's your favorite candy bar?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 31, 2011, 12:30:31 PM
What was Lee again?

Oh - yea...

Caramel.
 
YUMMY.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 31, 2011, 03:14:44 PM
Hey Scotty,

Are cool with the idea Lee answers your questions when you're unable to?

I'm not uncool with it, but that said its not like i'm unable to answer the questions.  I just haven't been able to "day whore"... so like any good whore I gotta work at night.  ANd really cuz of traveling for work I actually have MORE free time in the evening.  So... yeah...  his heart is in the right place, but it isn't REALLY necessary.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 31, 2011, 03:17:02 PM
Hey Scotty,

What's your favorite candy bar?

Candy Bar -  Milky Way   runner up:   Kit Kat

Candy -  Skittles   runner up:  Mike and Ikes
What was Lee again?

Oh - yea...

Caramel.
 
YUMMY.


bad filling in, homey.  Caramel isn't a candy bar!  Get it together, man!

but in  a related note Milky Ways DO have caramel in them
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 31, 2011, 03:31:23 PM
Hey Scotty,

How's the road trip going?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 31, 2011, 03:34:17 PM
Got home about an hour ago.   Watching the Cards/Padres game on ESPN, and doing my "forum thang".

We'll have to go back next week, Tuesday-Thursday. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: CadreCross on March 31, 2011, 08:12:01 PM
Just curious, which six people did you think would get the Corey Collins reference? I did, and I'm sure G2 did... other than that, who?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on March 31, 2011, 10:07:14 PM
Just curious, which six people did you think would get the Corey Collins reference? I did, and I'm sure G2 did... other than that, who?
Me, for one (yes, I got it).

Hey Scotty,

How do I contain my rage when I confront John Axford this season?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 01, 2011, 06:39:20 AM
Hey Scotty,

Are cool with the idea Lee answers your questions when you're unable to?

I'm not uncool with it, but that said its not like i'm unable to answer the questions.  I just haven't been able to "day whore"... so like any good whore I gotta work at night.  ANd really cuz of traveling for work I actually have MORE free time in the evening.  So... yeah...  his heart is in the right place, but it isn't REALLY necessary.

Screw you Hayes...here I do you a favor and you shit in my mouth because of it? And not in a good way?

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 01, 2011, 06:43:02 AM
Hey Scotty,

What's your favorite candy bar?

Candy Bar -  Milky Way   runner up:   Kit Kat

Candy -  Skittles   runner up:  Mike and Ikes
What was Lee again?

Oh - yea...

Caramel.
 
YUMMY.


bad filling in, homey.  Caramel isn't a candy bar!  Get it together, man!

but in  a related note Milky Ways DO have caramel in them

Thats it...watch your back, "homey."
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 01, 2011, 08:38:47 AM
What is the good way to shit in someone's mouth?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 01, 2011, 10:19:30 AM
What is the good way to shit in someone's mouth?

I'll let Scotty handle this one.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on April 01, 2011, 10:53:24 AM
I'm currently sitting on my NoC chair when it was in Philly 2 summers ago... CM Punk is on the chair. 


Does CM Punk mind when you blast a fart in his face?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 01, 2011, 03:43:16 PM
Just curious, which six people did you think would get the Corey Collins reference? I did, and I'm sure G2 did... other than that, who?

You two, Bill, MJ, Dube, and then one of the following MIGHT (Josh, Lee, Rob)  So 6 was a safe guestimate. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 01, 2011, 03:44:07 PM
Just curious, which six people did you think would get the Corey Collins reference? I did, and I'm sure G2 did... other than that, who?
Me, for one (yes, I got it).

Hey Scotty,

How do I contain my rage when I confront John Axford this season?

haha see?  like i said.  Dube would get it.   Just take deep breaths.  He was really good last season.  I think this is more of the exception than the rule.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 01, 2011, 03:45:46 PM
Hey Scotty,

Are cool with the idea Lee answers your questions when you're unable to?

I'm not uncool with it, but that said its not like i'm unable to answer the questions.  I just haven't been able to "day whore"... so like any good whore I gotta work at night.  ANd really cuz of traveling for work I actually have MORE free time in the evening.  So... yeah...  his heart is in the right place, but it isn't REALLY necessary.

Screw you Hayes...here I do you a favor and you shit in my mouth because of it? And not in a good way?



just answering truthfully!  You wanted to help, and while a nice gesture it wasn't like I asked for it, or needed it.   Hotels come with the internet now!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 01, 2011, 03:46:32 PM
What is the good way to shit in someone's mouth?

with their permission.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 01, 2011, 03:47:00 PM
What is the good way to shit in someone's mouth?

I'll let Scotty handle this one.

See?  When the questions get ROUGH you want no part of it.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 01, 2011, 03:48:09 PM
I'm currently sitting on my NoC chair when it was in Philly 2 summers ago... CM Punk is on the chair.


Does CM Punk mind when you blast a fart in his face?

Nope, or he hasn't said anything about it
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on April 01, 2011, 07:57:24 PM
I got the CC reference.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 02, 2011, 10:03:54 AM
Hey Scotty,

Are cool with the idea Lee answers your questions when you're unable to?

I'm not uncool with it, but that said its not like i'm unable to answer the questions.  I just haven't been able to "day whore"... so like any good whore I gotta work at night.  ANd really cuz of traveling for work I actually have MORE free time in the evening.  So... yeah...  his heart is in the right place, but it isn't REALLY necessary.

Screw you Hayes...here I do you a favor and you shit in my mouth because of it? And not in a good way?



just answering truthfully!  You wanted to help, and while a nice gesture it wasn't like I asked for it, or needed it.   Hotels come with the internet now!

Whatever. Consider our friendship damaged now.
 
 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 02, 2011, 10:04:45 AM
What is the good way to shit in someone's mouth?

I'll let Scotty handle this one.

See?  When the questions get ROUGH you want no part of it.

No, I just new you could answer this better because you have first hand experience.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on April 02, 2011, 01:32:54 PM
Scotty...your bromance with Lee will survive this little bump in the road, won't it?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 02, 2011, 07:37:32 PM
of course.  if it can survive his wife and I having our own wrestlemania main event?  It can survive this. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on April 02, 2011, 07:40:47 PM
That's racy.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: CadreCross on April 02, 2011, 11:16:11 PM
Scotty:

Do you like your women like you like your coffee?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 03, 2011, 11:23:09 AM
No.  Cuz I hate coffee.  which would mean I'd have to be a misogynist.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 03, 2011, 12:44:21 PM
I got the CC reference.
I saw CC and immediately thought of Sabathia and '08.  Is it okay for me to cry?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 03, 2011, 01:09:57 PM
no.  Not now. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 04, 2011, 08:00:03 AM
of course.  if it can survive his wife and I having our own wrestlemania main event?  It can survive this. 

Excuse me?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on April 04, 2011, 10:49:14 AM
The thought of Loco and Jessica Tandy's Grandmother going at it is disturbing.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 04, 2011, 10:54:51 AM
Hey Scotty,

Does everyone else see your avatar as the infamous "red X?"

Bonus question: If so, are you ever going to do something about it?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 04, 2011, 02:05:26 PM
of course.  if it can survive his wife and I having our own wrestlemania main event?  It can survive this. 

Excuse me?

Uh... nothing.  I mean... Hi Lee!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 04, 2011, 02:06:19 PM
Hey Scotty,

Does everyone else see your avatar as the infamous "red X?"

Bonus question: If so, are you ever going to do something about it?

no.  its a blue box with a white question mark in it for me.   

Probably. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 05, 2011, 07:45:34 AM
No.  Cuz I hate coffee.  which would mean I'd have to be a misogynist.

best answer to that question I've ever heard, slightly ahead of "strong and creamy"


what do you think of the 13 month build for Cena vs Rock at WM 28?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 05, 2011, 04:52:25 PM
i think it is very interesting.  I hope all parties can stay healthy, but WWE already sold out mania for next year with this annoucement.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 05, 2011, 08:54:57 PM
Wouldn't they have eventually sold out WM XVIII anyways?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 05, 2011, 08:59:23 PM
Missed an X there. I think WM 18 is long since over and sold out.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 06, 2011, 11:51:33 AM
Wouldn't they have eventually sold out WM XVIII anyways?

probably, but not this early. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 06, 2011, 12:14:33 PM
Why didn't you answer my question?

of course.  if it can survive his wife and I having our own wrestlemania main event?  It can survive this. 

Excuse me?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 06, 2011, 12:16:40 PM
that was a question?  Just cuz there is a question mark doesn't make it a question. 

so if I'm supposed to answer that?

OF COURSE!  IF I CAN SURVIVE HIS WIFE AND I HAVING OUR OWN WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT?  I CAN SURVIVE THIS.   

did you hear me now? 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 06, 2011, 12:37:15 PM
Is it true that you and his wife having your own wrestlemania main event also involved someone getting a concussion from a poorly executed spot?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 06, 2011, 12:45:36 PM
Do you have any idea how much I hate you?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 06, 2011, 01:58:45 PM
Is it true that you and his wife having your own wrestlemania main event also involved someone getting a concussion from a poorly executed spot?

Yeah.  I still get headaches.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 06, 2011, 01:59:09 PM
Do you have any idea how much I hate you?

47.  You hate me 47!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 06, 2011, 02:16:25 PM
Missed an X there. I think WM 18 is long since over and sold out.
Maybe I'm really living in 2001 and my portal to the future is SHOOT.

Hey Scotty, who wins the 2001 NBA Finals?  I've got a bookie to call.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 06, 2011, 07:48:10 PM
man... you gotta ask me THAT one?   *sigh*... the Lakers.  Over the Sixers.  You ask me just about any other NBA championship and i probably have to look it up. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 06, 2011, 10:21:53 PM
Hahaha--sorry dude.  I legit forgot that was the year Philly beat out Milwaukee.

Hey Scotty,

Do you know the "Bananas in Pajamas" theme?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 07, 2011, 06:13:28 AM
How's your trip going?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 07, 2011, 08:36:59 AM
are you still doing the music six packs?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 07, 2011, 08:31:50 PM
Hahaha--sorry dude.  I legit forgot that was the year Philly beat out Milwaukee.

Hey Scotty,

Do you know the "Bananas in Pajamas" theme?

Nope.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 07, 2011, 08:33:25 PM
How's your trip going?

Trip is okay.  The work isn't going so well.  What I do is fine, but then its a lot of sitting around while the tech side of things tries to get this stuff up and running.  Also I'm used to installing 150 access point schools in a day.  We're doing 2-3 APs and their backup systems on a GOOD day.  It preys on my patience.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 07, 2011, 08:34:29 PM
are you still doing the music six packs?

not right now. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 07, 2011, 10:32:08 PM
Hey Scotty,

How 'bout that Bryce Harper?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 08, 2011, 07:59:35 AM
Hey Freakshow....

Do you think I should be pissed at B&J for making me the only person in the SI vs. HI feud to not be a SHOOT Project Lieutenant?

You, AZ and X are all green, but I'm f'n blue.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 08, 2011, 08:48:06 AM
Hey Scotty,

How 'bout that Bryce Harper?

Nice debut.  2 months and he'll be in Harrisburg, and i'll be making another Prospect Pilgramage. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 08, 2011, 08:49:55 AM
Hey Freakshow....

Do you think I should be pissed at B&J for making me the only person in the SI vs. HI feud to not be a SHOOT Project Lieutenant?

You, AZ and X are all green, but I'm f'n blue.

Only if you want more responsibility.  Match writing.  Etc.  Then ask them.  I'm sure they'd use the help of  a seasoned veteran like yourself.  But your married.  2 Kids.  Full time job.  Maybe they thought they were helping you out. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 08, 2011, 09:29:03 AM
Are you writing matches? I thought that was one of the things you said you didn't want to do when you came back?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 08, 2011, 09:37:17 AM
Not yet, but I will once I'm a little more comfortable with the roster and style.  I don't think I ever said that  I wouldn't ever write matches or anything along those lines.  burnout over doing too much was why I stopped, which included match writing, or hype videos, or whatever else. I took too much on my plate.  I'll lend a hand and pitch in where needed and where I feel comfortable doing so. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 08, 2011, 09:51:05 AM
Is it true that you are secretly in love with Miley Cyrus?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 08, 2011, 09:52:40 AM
no.  that's a giant falsehood.  I can't believe how wrong you are.

there's no secret about it.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 08, 2011, 11:26:28 AM
Is it true that you are secretly in love with Miley Cyrus?
You mixed up Scotty with me.


Hey Scotty,

Are people too lazy in today's age?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 08, 2011, 11:31:26 AM
Probably.  There is a definite trend towards that.  I see parents every week doing crazy amounts of hand holding and doing work for their kids... it stops just short of them getting in the pool and swimming FOR them.  I think the lack of pushing can lead to complacency which is just a fancy word for lazy.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 08, 2011, 12:05:51 PM
Hey Scotty,

How 'bout that Bryce Harper?

Nice debut.  2 months and he'll be in Harrisburg, and i'll be making another Prospect Pilgramage. 

two part question:

1 - how long until you try to become a fan of Jordan Zimmerman?

2 - how long until you try to adopt the Nationals as a favorite?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 08, 2011, 12:13:43 PM
1- i already am a fan of Jordan Zimmerman's.   He was a late pickup when he got called up 2 years ago.  I drafted him in 1 of 3 fantasy leagues (1 league he got scooped up a little earlier than I would have liked, and the other (efedding circle) was a little too shallow to warrant picking him, plus my pitching is sick in that league.

2-  never.  I'll like some players.  go to some games (more than SOME question asking Nats fans ;) )  -  I love baseball.  Minor league baseball is fun and cheap.  So?  I'll absolutely follow Bryce Harper and go watch him rake against AA talent in Harrisburg.  So you might say I'm a Harrisburg Senators fan.  Sure.   If I picked a favorite AA squad?  I'd go with them on the simple fact of attending games and looking at their website for box scores.  (based on last year with Strasburg)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 08, 2011, 12:16:20 PM
1- i already am a fan of Jordan Zimmerman's.   He was a late pickup when he got called up 2 years ago.  I drafted him in 1 of 3 fantasy leagues (1 league he got scooped up a little earlier than I would have liked, and the other (efedding circle) was a little too shallow to warrant picking him, plus my pitching is sick in that league.

2-  never.  I'll like some players.  go to some games (more than SOME question asking Nats fans ;) )  -  I love baseball.  Minor league baseball is fun and cheap.  So?  I'll absolutely follow Bryce Harper and go watch him rake against AA talent in Harrisburg.  So you might say I'm a Harrisburg Senators fan.  Sure.   If I picked a favorite AA squad?  I'd go with them on the simple fact of attending games and looking at their website for box scores.  (based on last year with Strasburg)


If you're a fan of J.Zim, possibly R.Zim, definitely S-burg and possibly Harper, couldn't you expand to the whole Washington squad?


Next time you come to DC for a Nats game, will you tell me ahead of time and maybe we can go together?  I might be able to get us a discount on some good seats.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 08, 2011, 12:18:53 PM
haha my nationals player fandom started with the Z-Pac.  I don't dislike them.  But my favorite team is IN the NL East.  so outright "fandom" is difficult for me.  Same reason I don't call myself a "Phillies Fan". 

I'll try.  I kind of go on a whim... especially the Strasburg debut where I decided the night before.  But if it happens again, I'll let you know.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on April 08, 2011, 04:53:52 PM
Scotty when are you gonna take a cattle prod to MJ's ass for abandoning that MOTHERTRUCKING password thread?

You're the only one who knows how to keep him in line.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 08, 2011, 07:44:02 PM
right now.  *tests cattle prod on a neighborhood college kid*
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 08, 2011, 10:15:35 PM
Next time you come to DC for a Nats game, will you tell me ahead of time and maybe we can go together?  I might be able to get us a discount on some good seats.
Does this apply to me too?


Oh, right, "Ask Scotty!"


Hey Scotty,

Did you know Jordan Zimmerman went to Wisconsin-Stevens Point?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 09, 2011, 07:07:17 PM
I did not.  I do know he owned the Mets yesterday which makes me less happy with him. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 11, 2011, 07:44:18 AM
Scotty, what do you think about the fact that the results to the final LEGACY show were never written up?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 11, 2011, 11:31:16 AM
moderately disappointed, but at least we finished on a PPV, and it wasn't like legacy closing was a surprise.  By tracking activity and interest... the writing was on the wall.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 12, 2011, 11:15:58 AM
Hey Scotty,

Not counting NY Mets players or Oliver Perez, who was the last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 12, 2011, 12:47:46 PM
wow... good thing is I'm having a hard time coming up with one.  plus I'm not the violent type. (never been in a fist fight...)  though Last night michael cole got there with his ring side yelling/cheerleading during the King/Swagger match.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 12, 2011, 01:21:30 PM
Have you sampled JR's BBQ sauce?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 12, 2011, 01:53:37 PM
do you think people would have ANY interest if I posted the final LEGACY show?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 12, 2011, 06:44:52 PM
Have you sampled JR's BBQ sauce?

No. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 12, 2011, 06:48:52 PM
do you think people would have ANY interest if I posted the final LEGACY show?

Maybe SOME.  Speaking for myself, why post or be invested in a show no one did anything for?  The last RP in Legacy was a Stellar Insanity RP for a tag title match for this card... which was the ONLY RP for this card.  Ultimately there wouldn't be a whole lot in the way of interest built... which, in my opinion, would diminish people's interest in seeing the show. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 12, 2011, 09:56:11 PM
Hey Scotty,

Do you think Bryan Harris should fill out a job application for SHOOT?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on April 12, 2011, 10:06:50 PM
*says in a deep, manly Scotty voice*

Why yes Dube, I think that's a fantastic idea!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 12, 2011, 10:09:15 PM
Hey Scotty,

Do you think Bryan Harris should fill out a job application for SHOOT?

absolutely. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 13, 2011, 12:22:19 PM
Hey Scotty,

Do you think Bryan Harris should fill out a job application for SHOOT?

absolutely. 


Do you think he should be a Rob Belote handled Bobby Heenan / Jimmy Hart / Paul Heyman style manager, or should he try to be an announcer?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 13, 2011, 12:33:41 PM
Hey Scotty,

Were you impressed with Jer's mimicking your voice?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 13, 2011, 03:59:11 PM


Do you think he should be a Rob Belote handled Bobby Heenan / Jimmy Hart / Paul Heyman style manager, or should he try to be an announcer?

announcer. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 13, 2011, 03:59:41 PM
Hey Scotty,

Were you impressed with Jer's mimicking your voice?

not really.  My voice isn't that deep. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on April 14, 2011, 12:26:38 PM
Should the next impersonation of your voice be a more alto with a lisp?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 14, 2011, 12:27:46 PM
More excited: Thor or Captain America?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 14, 2011, 04:11:40 PM
Should the next impersonation of your voice be a more alto with a lisp?

Probably not.  I was in the alto section of my church's children's choir, and that was a year or 2 before my voice changed.  So i'm at least flirting with "tenor".  And,  No lisp. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 14, 2011, 04:12:29 PM
More excited: Thor or Captain America?

Honestly?  I'm not excited for either.  Never been too big a fan of either comics wise.  I'll lean towards Thor because Natalie Portman is in it.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 15, 2011, 06:48:10 AM
Forgetting Sarah Marshall style predicament:

Kristen Bell or Mila Kunis?


(forget about the infidelity from Bell's character)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 15, 2011, 09:47:16 AM
Kristen Bell as she was Tanya's first picbase.

GuysNation or JoyceNation?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 15, 2011, 10:33:56 AM
Forgetting Sarah Marshall style predicament:

Kristen Bell or Mila Kunis?


(forget about the infidelity from Bell's character)

MIla Kunis.   has a great sense of humor.  I like brunettes. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 15, 2011, 10:34:53 AM
Kristen Bell as she was Tanya's first picbase.

GuysNation or JoyceNation?

I actually forget what JoyceNation was...  but for the sake of making Rob's eye twitch.  JoyceNation. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on April 15, 2011, 10:48:03 AM
Scotty when's the tannest man in SHOOT gonna face the palest man in SHOOT?

In all the years we've fedded together I don't think Loco and Issac have ever had a match. (We have teamed together though.)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 15, 2011, 11:10:40 AM
I know of a couple segments too...  I have no idea, though.  I'm sure Project SCAR and SI can have a date sometime in the future.  Where the SI RP will be 2000 words of "Golly Issac's pale" jokes.  
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 15, 2011, 11:14:58 AM
Just don't call him the Human Mayonnaise Jar. I swear Cena should have been ashamed of pushing that one so hard while feuding with Sheamus
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on April 15, 2011, 11:38:30 AM
I can make Isaac Vs. Loco happen at any time.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 15, 2011, 11:46:27 AM
Bronzer vs. bleach match?   Loser adopts the winner's skin tone.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on April 15, 2011, 11:51:09 AM
I better put that home tanning booth on lay away just in case then... ;)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 15, 2011, 12:57:24 PM
Hey Scotty,

When was the last time you smiled and waved hello to a stranger?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 15, 2011, 06:28:10 PM
I better put that home tanning booth on lay away just in case then... ;)

haha funny you make taht reference. I just posted an Issac/Loco tandem where he mentions a home tanning booth and having it set to "oompa loompa" which was hilarious.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 15, 2011, 06:28:59 PM
Hey Scotty,

When was the last time you smiled and waved hello to a stranger?

yesterday while walking.  A nice looking female and I exchanged smiles and half waves. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 18, 2011, 07:53:09 AM
I can make Isaac Vs. Loco happen at any time.

If this happened and it was a hardcore match, would you be disappointed if I wrote it and included almost the entirety of Diego de Cardenas vs Issac?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on April 18, 2011, 08:01:17 AM
So long as it follows the whole 100 words = 1 minute of action rule we have, go wild.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 08:37:00 AM
I can make Isaac Vs. Loco happen at any time.

If this happened and it was a hardcore match, would you be disappointed if I wrote it and included almost the entirety of Diego de Cardenas vs Issac?

I probably wouldn't have noticed, to be honest. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 18, 2011, 09:05:40 AM
Ahem...

Do you think people are more excited by the return of Stellar Insanity or Loco being in SHOOT..because, I gotta say, with all this talk of Issac vs Loc...I'm feeling pretty left out...

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 09:13:39 AM
 think people are more excited by the return of Stellar Insanity, but now they've seen it, and these kids and their ADD now start thinking 'bout all this other stuff.  don't feel left out.  Notice how I even mentioned Stellar Insanity in my response to jeremy?  


(see... this is the kind of handholding that makes Loco's contract MORE expensive  ;))
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 18, 2011, 09:34:36 AM
am i right to feel a low level of hostility?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 10:11:36 AM
From me?   Where is there hostility?  So that'd be a "no". 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on April 18, 2011, 10:23:01 AM
Name one singles match you've never had that you want.

Preferably with somebody on the SHOOT roster.

This is NOT a chance for you to make my booking life easier.

...<_<
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Post by: J on April 18, 2011, 10:24:44 AM
lol
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 10:42:53 AM
Azrael Goeren.   hasn't happened... YET!   Oh yeah skating by on a technicality!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 10:45:23 AM
*sigh*  fine... 

Kenji Yamada,  Sky High rules. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 18, 2011, 10:57:24 AM
Why not just make it a "Loser forces Stellar to retire again" match!!!!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 18, 2011, 11:56:59 AM
Why not just make it a "Loser forces Stellar to retire again" match!!!!

you failed to ask a question


how do things look for the Flyers?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 12:16:47 PM
Not good.  Offense looks solid.  Power Play is possibly the most frustrating thing to watch in the history of forever...  huge question mark at Goal (what's new)  and Pronger is STILL out. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 18, 2011, 12:20:07 PM
Why not just make it a "Loser forces Stellar to retire again" match!!!!

you failed to ask a question

Belote? Did you take a stupid pill today?

When you start a statement with the word "Why" ...how in any world does that not equate to a question?

First the other post about beer nuts, and now this. Seriously, what's wrong with you?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on April 18, 2011, 12:27:30 PM
Ahem...
Do you think people are more excited by the return of Stellar Insanity or Loco being in SHOOT..because, I gotta say, with all this talk of Issac vs Loc...I'm feeling pretty left out...

Now that I think of it, Isaac and The Stellar One have never had a singles match either!

Scotty, do you think that^ statement will cheer Lee up? *fingers crossed*
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 12:29:59 PM
Why not just make it a "Loser forces Stellar to retire again" match!!!!

because the premise would be silly, Silly!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 12:30:42 PM
Why not just make it a "Loser forces Stellar to retire again" match!!!!

you failed to ask a question

Belote? Did you take a stupid pill today?

When you start a statement with the word "Why" ...how in any world does that not equate to a question?

First the other post about beer nuts, and now this. Seriously, what's wrong with you?

These ARE questions, but not directed towards me...  I - I - I don't know what to do...

*collapses*
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 12:31:23 PM
Ahem...
Do you think people are more excited by the return of Stellar Insanity or Loco being in SHOOT..because, I gotta say, with all this talk of Issac vs Loc...I'm feeling pretty left out...

Now that I think of it, Isaac and The Stellar One have never had a singles match either!

Scotty, do you think that^ statement will cheer Lee up? *fingers crossed*

I hope so. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on April 18, 2011, 01:06:26 PM
Bwahahaha...the journalist schools Belote on the art of question structure after ending the question with four exclamation marks.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 18, 2011, 01:14:08 PM
Punctuation does not dictate a question, word structure dictates the structure of the sentence!!!

And, even if the grammar was bad and I forgot to use the question mark, isn't it evident that, by starting the sentence with the word "why.." that it would still dictate as a question?

Scotty, what do you think?

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on April 18, 2011, 01:16:58 PM
Not go off on a tangent...but I hate when people put question marks at the end of sentences that don't warrant it.

...to stay on topic...

...do you feel the same way, Scotty?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 18, 2011, 02:20:21 PM
Scotty Loc, do you feel like Lee is trying to derail your thread by making things too much about him, by which I mean he's trying to make himself look awesome in the light of my lack of sleep which has caused me to have a tough week which has obviously affected the quality of my posting?


And I still stand behind the fact that "beer nuts" could be a fun euphemism for the problems currently referred to as "whisky dick".
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 02:23:16 PM
Punctuation does not dictate a question, word structure dictates the structure of the sentence!!!

And, even if the grammar was bad and I forgot to use the question mark, isn't it evident that, by starting the sentence with the word "why.." that it would still dictate as a question?

Scotty, what do you think?

I think my grammar is poor, at best.  If we graded RPs for grammar I'd be penalized heavily as I type very conversationally.  I once got a 94 on a paper in college in a math class.  The 6 points i lost on that paper in MATH class?  Grammar.  And my prof had thick russian/eastern block accent.  SO English was his 2nd language... he was a math teacher... So.. yeah... I defer to the professionals.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 02:26:43 PM
Not go off on a tangent...but I hate when people put question marks at the end of sentences that don't warrant it.

...to stay on topic...

...do you feel the same way, Scotty?

I'm so punctuation blind... I don't know if I always pick it up.  People point out huge run ons or paragraph that doesn't have any punctuation, and I'll be like, "Huh... didn't even notice"
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 02:31:18 PM
Scotty Loc, do you feel like Lee is trying to derail your thread by making things too much about him, by which I mean he's trying to make himself look awesome in the light of my lack of sleep which has caused me to have a tough week which has obviously affected the quality of my posting?


i'm gonna have to say no on both points.  its not the reader's job to sit and weigh all the various things going on in each and every person's life when they posted "X,Y,Z" -  if so no one would ever get their balls busted... and then what fun would THAT be?  We're guys.  ITs what we do.  IF something is said that is seen as "stupid" or "silly"?  prepare to hear about it. 

and disagree...  just cuz i don't really think about the balls having much to do with an erection.  FOr example ? Fixed dogs still get the red rocket.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 18, 2011, 02:35:19 PM
Do you think I got upset about people busting my balls today?
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Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 02:37:03 PM
seemed that way.
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Post by: B on April 18, 2011, 02:45:07 PM
Do you think Rob needs more hugs in his life?
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Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 02:47:31 PM
we all need more hugs.   *holds out arms.*
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Post by: Entragian on April 18, 2011, 02:54:30 PM
Do you think I should hug Rob?
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Post by: J on April 18, 2011, 02:58:33 PM
Hugs are awesome.

Sent from my HTC Thunderbolt using Tapatalk.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 18, 2011, 03:44:57 PM
what's the over-under on the number of people joining in on the group hug for me?
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Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 04:40:24 PM
Do you think I should hug Rob?

yes.  keep it above the waste, though. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 18, 2011, 04:41:15 PM
what's the over-under on the number of people joining in on the group hug for me?

2.5, now.  May have been higher... but now its been brought up and I'm commenting on it which may get the over, or people may feel spiteful and the under will hit.
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Post by: Tanya Black on April 18, 2011, 09:12:37 PM
I'll hug. as long as the hands stay above the waist.

Can I have some drugs?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 18, 2011, 10:08:17 PM
If I see Rob in DC this summer, should I shake his hand or give him a hug?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on April 18, 2011, 10:16:21 PM
If you were being intimate with a pair of midgets, is it wrong to laugh?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 19, 2011, 07:15:12 AM
On that note...

How many naked midgets forces you to say "Wow, there's too many naked midgets here."
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 19, 2011, 08:03:52 AM
I'll hug. as long as the hands stay above the waist.

Can I have some drugs?

you can have whatever you want.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 19, 2011, 08:04:11 AM
If I see Rob in DC this summer, should I shake his hand or give him a hug?

hug.  all the way. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 19, 2011, 08:04:47 AM
If you were being intimate with a pair of midgets, is it wrong to laugh?

If you're laughing AT them... yes.   With them, or just cuz you're giddy about getting some ? That is fine.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 19, 2011, 08:05:12 AM
On that note...

How many naked midgets forces you to say "Wow, there's too many naked midgets here."

Five.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 19, 2011, 08:28:22 AM
Be HONEST....

Have you seen any of Jericho AT ALL on Dancing with the Stars?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 19, 2011, 09:39:27 AM
Why is Dube always stealing my turn with the Corner Ladies?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 19, 2011, 02:05:50 PM
If I see Rob in DC this summer, should I shake his hand or give him a hug?

hug.  all the way. 

I'll accept it.

More awkward Dube / Rob hug location:

public, most likely in front of Nationals Park
or
in my living room with no one else around

?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 19, 2011, 05:46:24 PM
Be HONEST....

Have you seen any of Jericho AT ALL on Dancing with the Stars?

No.  I actually tried to watch an interview that was apparently from the show on 411mania... but i got an error and I didn't try again.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 20, 2011, 07:54:44 AM
Okay - no fucking around here...honest question...

You're a high school teacher/swim coach/whatever. You work with high school kids. You're also a huge Notre Dame fan...

So, what's your opinion on Notre Dame after the Declan Sullivan death? (Sullivan was the kid who was killed when his lift was blown over in a windstorm while being forced to videotape the ND football practice last fall. The school came out yesterday and, after an "internal investigation," determined Notre Dame never intentional ignored safety concerns. If you need more info on it, punch in "Sullivan" and "Notre Dame" in google and a shit load of stories will come up, possibly including the one I did right after the death.)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 20, 2011, 07:57:19 AM
Why is Dube always stealing my turn with the Corner Ladies?

*insert obligatory jewish stereotypical joke here*
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 20, 2011, 07:58:23 AM
Rob - nationals park.  Dudes sharing a public man hug is odd... especially dudes who've never met face ot face before.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 20, 2011, 08:03:36 AM
I coach kids, mostly (95% of the time) 9-11 year olds, but I do and still work and know the HS kids...  I just work IN the school district of Philadelphia (don't teach, I'm a wireless tech) so I do have to go to Philly HS's.  Just to clear that up

I think its fucked up.  I think its a pretty weak "pass the buck" decision/statement.  I understand that its for liability reasons, but own up to the fact that the kid shouldn't have been up there. 

The Lifeguard in me cringes at the thought of that day.  Because THAT DAY a lot of people weren't aware of their situation, and what was going on.  I know someone had to see Declan in that scissor lift, be it a player, or staff member and think "that can't be safe" ...  and the lifeguard in me is always in that mindset where if you see something dangerous or potentially dangerous you say something.   

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 20, 2011, 08:07:39 AM
So, who do you think gets the blame in this situation? The coach, an assistant coach, the president of Notre Dame (who is seriously ASKING us to blame him, which is BS.)
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Post by: xiv on April 20, 2011, 09:05:21 AM
All of them.   Its a total group meltdown.  I don't blame Kelly or an assistant individually.  Kelly has 100+ studen athletes to worry about.  Assistants have their respective groups.  But SOMEONE should have known better.  You are adults.  You are taking care of 100+ college students...   It really was a total failure organizationally. Coaches, whoever was Declan's direct supervisor, the Athletic Director...  yes, even the president can eat some blame... its his institution.  So anything that happens under his watch he bears some of that burden.  The University of Notre Dame fucked up... LARGE, and sadly cost this kid his life. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 20, 2011, 09:31:06 AM
Well done sir...

See how far you've come into the adult world?

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 20, 2011, 09:49:36 AM
Yes.  though the irony of being lauded for my grownupedness  on the efed forum is NOT lost on me.  ;)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on April 20, 2011, 10:01:02 AM
To bring us back to normalcy...

Wars or Trek?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 20, 2011, 10:07:01 AM
Star Wars!  Its a one punch KO for me.  I've always been a huge Star Wars fan, and I did the midnight viewings of 2 of the new trilogy. (didn't dress up) - had star wars sheets growing up. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on April 20, 2011, 10:25:57 AM
You disgust me, sir.

...I'm such a minority.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 20, 2011, 11:56:41 AM
Have you ever thought about THAT WARM AND FUZZY FEELING while on the diving board?
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Post by: Tanya Black on April 20, 2011, 12:01:43 PM
Can I borrow your credit card?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 20, 2011, 12:09:59 PM
How awesome is it that Stellar Junior and Stellar the Third ALSO have Star Wars Sheets...and Star Wars miniatures, and run around the house with their light sabers pretending to use the force will killing AT-AT's.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 20, 2011, 12:53:03 PM
Have you ever thought about THAT WARM AND FUZZY FEELING while on the diving board?

haha yeah.  I've thought about it watching someone do a backflip and not get al the way around and belly flopping too... which is basically what it'd look like going into a pool.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 20, 2011, 12:53:44 PM
Can I borrow your credit card?

never.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 20, 2011, 12:54:42 PM
How awesome is it that Stellar Junior and Stellar the Third ALSO have Star Wars Sheets...and Star Wars miniatures, and run around the house with their light sabers pretending to use the force will killing AT-AT's.


haha very awesome.   I also noticed your keyboard still lacks a question mark key... 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 20, 2011, 12:57:18 PM
What the heck happened to Halladay last night?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 20, 2011, 03:51:37 PM
How awesome is it that Stellar Junior and Stellar the Third ALSO have Star Wars Sheets...and Star Wars miniatures, and run around the house with their light sabers pretending to use the force will killing AT-AT's.


haha very awesome.   I also noticed your keyboard still lacks a question mark key... 


winner.



if you had a light saber, what color would it be?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 20, 2011, 03:55:53 PM
What the heck happened to Halladay last night?

He was human against a good offense. Solid through 6.  Probably should have let the pen come in for the 7th considering the amount he threw last time out.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 20, 2011, 03:57:55 PM

if you had a light saber, what color would it be?

growing up my toy light saber was green... 

I don't know if the Jedi council would allow it, but I'd want red.  If Yoda got all uppity and in my grill I'd go Purple, Mace Windu style
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 20, 2011, 04:27:44 PM
Is it true Loco is a member of Mensa International?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 20, 2011, 04:40:22 PM
sadly no.  He's a smart MoFo, but not THAT smart. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 20, 2011, 10:02:02 PM
Hey Scotty,

When will the lockout be settled?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on April 21, 2011, 12:15:31 AM
if you saw seven naked midgets on seven horses running in seven circles, then can I borrow a dollar?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 21, 2011, 08:58:17 AM
Same question as this ^^^^
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 21, 2011, 01:28:47 PM
if you saw seven naked midgets on seven horses running in seven circles, then can I borrow a dollar?


if you don't let LC borrow $1 based on that, will you take a picture, send it to me and allow me to lend the dollar? That'd be money well lent.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 21, 2011, 02:20:28 PM
Hey Scotty,

When will the lockout be settled?

August 11th
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 21, 2011, 02:21:13 PM
if you saw seven naked midgets on seven horses running in seven circles, then can I borrow a dollar?

No.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 21, 2011, 02:21:35 PM
Same question as this ^^^^


of course.  Hell I'd GIVE you the dollar.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 21, 2011, 02:22:32 PM
if you saw seven naked midgets on seven horses running in seven circles, then can I borrow a dollar?

I'd assume I'd have to take a picture.  SO...  if yes.  You could give him a dollar.

if you don't let LC borrow $1 based on that, will you take a picture, send it to me and allow me to lend the dollar? That'd be money well lent.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on April 21, 2011, 02:54:17 PM
Why are you so stingy with your dollars? I mean, it's not like I'm gonna waste it on blow
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 21, 2011, 02:56:33 PM
I don't know that.  YOu've been sniffling a lot recently. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on April 21, 2011, 03:00:30 PM
For your information, I was going to buy you a present. Is that so wrong?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 21, 2011, 03:31:46 PM
If I let you have some of my mac and cheese can I stay up late tonight?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 21, 2011, 04:27:12 PM
if you saw seven naked midgets on seven horses running in seven circles, then can I borrow a dollar?

I'd assume I'd have to take a picture.  SO...  if yes.  You could give him a dollar.

if you don't let LC borrow $1 based on that, will you take a picture, send it to me and allow me to lend the dollar? That'd be money well lent.

Are you disappointed in yourself that you messed up your response by putting it inside the quote?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 21, 2011, 06:26:09 PM
For your information, I was going to buy you a present. Is that so wrong?

its not a present when its MY money.  Its me buying me stuff... why not cut out the middle man?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 21, 2011, 06:26:30 PM
If I let you have some of my mac and cheese can I stay up late tonight?

YES!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 21, 2011, 06:27:14 PM

Are you disappointed in yourself that you messed up your response by putting it inside the quote?

nope.

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on April 21, 2011, 07:02:13 PM
If you were a Street Fighter, would you be Zangief, Dhalsim, or Blanka?
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Post by: xiv on April 21, 2011, 08:40:32 PM
Blanka.   Button Mashers UNITE!!!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 21, 2011, 09:28:05 PM
Are you the Marlboro Man?
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on April 21, 2011, 09:59:49 PM
Are you the Stinky Cheese Man?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 21, 2011, 10:03:19 PM
Are you the Marlboro Man?

seeing as I've never had a cigarette?  nope.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 21, 2011, 10:04:04 PM
Are you the Stinky Cheese Man?


I do like cheese.  So it is a distinct posibility
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on April 21, 2011, 10:11:43 PM
Who DOESN'T like cheese?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 21, 2011, 10:54:43 PM
Hey Scotty,

Did you ever win an Easter egg hunt?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 22, 2011, 06:31:14 AM
My son wants to know:

Are the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus real?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 22, 2011, 08:38:10 AM

Are you disappointed in yourself that you messed up your response by putting it inside the quote?

nope.


CLASSIC MoFo!!

This is why I want you to be part of my comedy writing troupe.  Will you at least consider it?


what if I got you a Strasburg jersey?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 22, 2011, 02:06:40 PM
As a guy who studied improv and is one o the funniest bastards in the world, why do you think Rob didn't ask me to be a member of his comedy writing troupe?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 22, 2011, 03:01:16 PM
Scotty, did you know that Lee never told me he studied improv?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 22, 2011, 06:34:46 PM
Who DOESN'T like cheese?

Weirdos.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 22, 2011, 06:35:23 PM
Hey Scotty,

Did you ever win an Easter egg hunt?

Eastern Easter Egg Hunting Champion 18 years and running. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 22, 2011, 06:36:17 PM
My son wants to know:

Are the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus real?

For now they are. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 22, 2011, 06:37:34 PM

This is why I want you to be part of my comedy writing troupe.  Will you at least consider it?
what if I got you a Strasburg jersey?

I'd consider it.  Don't know if the strasburg jersey will sweeten the pot enough... he may never be his awesome self again.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 22, 2011, 06:38:59 PM
As a guy who studied improv and is one o the funniest bastards in the world, why do you think Rob didn't ask me to be a member of his comedy writing troupe?

Honestly, it was the first time I heard of said troupe too.  So maybe he will.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 22, 2011, 06:39:50 PM
Scotty, did you know that Lee never told me he studied improv?

I don't know if I know he did improv... So its not surprising.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 22, 2011, 09:33:25 PM
Hey Scotty,

What's more exciting: A triple or a grand slam?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 24, 2011, 10:44:38 AM
depends on who hit it.   Prince FieldeR?  The Triple, cuz he has to run 270 feet.    David Eckstein?  The Grandslam. 

For the average type player,  grand slam.  The at bat is more exciting and tense. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 24, 2011, 11:36:57 AM
Would anyone donate to my fake charity if I gave it a really good name?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 24, 2011, 04:35:52 PM
probably.  Might I suggest "The Human Fund"   Though no one in the forum.  Gotta keep that stuff on the Down Low.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 25, 2011, 07:51:52 AM
When is Dominion and Revolution going to be posted so I can start writing again?

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 25, 2011, 07:55:30 AM
When everything is turned in?  There is nothing actually stopping you from writing right now.  *points at Storyline board*
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 25, 2011, 09:15:31 AM
Who has the worst stage name in pro wrestling today?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 25, 2011, 09:30:25 AM
Anarquia from TNA?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 25, 2011, 09:43:51 AM
Who has the worst stage name in pro wrestling today?

ODB... if she's still wrestling anywhere.   I think its terrible.  1 there is only ONE ODB - the late great member of the Wu. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 25, 2011, 09:44:35 AM
Anarquia from TNA?

I guess an argument could be made for that... if I had any idea who it was, or if it IS in fact a real wrestling name.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 25, 2011, 02:36:48 PM
Anarquia from TNA?

I guess an argument could be made for that... if I had any idea who it was, or if it IS in fact a real wrestling name.

he's aligned with Hernandez, Sarita and Rosita as some sort of Mexican American stable

do you think I'd lie about TNA having someone named Anarquia?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 25, 2011, 03:19:26 PM
Hey Scotty,

Do you think Rob would EVER lie?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 25, 2011, 06:36:30 PM
he's aligned with Hernandez, Sarita and Rosita as some sort of Mexican American stable

do you think I'd lie about TNA having someone named Anarquia?

no, I was simply stating I don't have a clue who that person is.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 26, 2011, 10:06:08 AM
do you have any favorite memories from the JT / Loco friendship saga?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 26, 2011, 11:33:26 AM
I like how it started.  Loco was fleeing Stellar, and ran into a random dressing room.  It just so happened to be the dressing room of his opponent that night, John thomas.  And off it went. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 26, 2011, 11:49:29 AM
I like how it started.  Loco was fleeing Stellar, and ran into a random dressing room.  It just so happened to be the dressing room of his opponent that night, John thomas.  And off it went. 


probably my favorite part as well.


Do you ever wish Above Average Insanity could've accomplished more in the tag ranks?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on April 26, 2011, 11:58:31 AM
Do you keep count of how many Rob Belote-related questions Rob Belote asks?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 26, 2011, 02:33:14 PM
have you noted B's jealousy?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on April 26, 2011, 02:46:21 PM
I just don't have that many me-related things to ask.  I'm confident in myself.

I also do it in private.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 26, 2011, 08:40:02 PM
Do you ever wish Above Average Insanity could've accomplished more in the tag ranks?

Never really thought about it.  I don't tend to dwell on could've beens in efedding.  Its way to static a hobby.  Between feds coming and going.  Guys coming and going.  If I got to tell good stories and have good times?  Mission accomplished.  no matter what AAI did, that mission was accomplished with JT.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 26, 2011, 08:40:28 PM
Do you keep count of how many Rob Belote-related questions Rob Belote asks?

I have a spreadsheet, yes.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 26, 2011, 08:40:58 PM
have you noted B's jealousy?

I have a spreadsheet.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 26, 2011, 08:41:51 PM
I just don't have that many me-related things to ask.  I'm confident in myself.

I also do it in private.

I have a... oh... 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on April 26, 2011, 08:58:04 PM
Scotty, do you really think you should be flaunting your spreadsheets when there are so many less fortunate people in the world who don't have spreadsheets?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 26, 2011, 08:59:09 PM
No.  I work hard FOR and ON my spreadsheets.  
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 26, 2011, 09:27:03 PM
Hey Scotty,

Can you tell us about your spreadsheets?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 26, 2011, 09:28:12 PM
There are cells.  Columns.  Rows.  The occasional contra code I'll type in one of the cells.  Its pretty sweet.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on April 26, 2011, 09:31:01 PM
Scotty, your description of your spreadsheets reminds me of a maximum security prison.

Do you find that odd?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 26, 2011, 09:34:02 PM
A little.   


I'm gonna break form here for a second, but stay true to the thread.

Scotty,  are you disappointed Jeremy didn't triple up on his question from B and J's threads?

A little.  But maybe this needy display will get that question that I'd be interested in answering.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: CadreCross on April 26, 2011, 09:34:27 PM
Do you have a spreadsheet of all the people you've slept with?

(I ask because one of my friends started one a couple of years ago. Said friend is also a man-whore and is up to 200-odd last I heard...)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on April 26, 2011, 09:37:29 PM
Scotty, can you provide me with a spreadsheet compiling information on three soldiers from this incarnation of SHOOT that you'd like Loco to face in future matches?

And if this is short notice, you could just provide the answers in this thread.  ;)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 26, 2011, 09:38:57 PM
Do you have a spreadsheet of all the people you've slept with?

(I ask because one of my friends started one a couple of years ago. Said friend is also a man-whore and is up to 200-odd last I heard...)

No.  I'd never do that, plus the list isn't that impressive.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 26, 2011, 09:51:38 PM
Do your spreadsheets make you feel warm and fuzzy at night?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 26, 2011, 09:53:11 PM
Scotty, can you provide me with a spreadsheet compiling information on three soldiers from this incarnation of SHOOT that you'd like Loco to face in future matches?

And if this is short notice, you could just provide the answers in this thread.  ;)

Why.  YES!  YES I CAN!   Also gonna do 3 tag matches

Tag Matches:  
The Gunslingers - the "old joke" quota would hit a new high.

Project SCAR   -  It doesn't really matter which 2 of the 3. Though I like the idea of Kenji/Issac or

Corazon/Issac.  
Frontline II Turbo  - 1 entire RP would be a conversation about their team name.  I can picture this and its making me chuckle already.

Singles Matches (Going with people Loco hasn't really feuded with)

Jester Smiles -  (more of a feud than a match)  I think in their current states, mentally, this would be interesting and would have a Return of the Jedi feeling to it... Loco would be like "I can feel the good in you"

Azrael Goeren - Kind of cheating as this match is just about to take place.

Issac Entragian - also kind of cheating since he's listed in the tag portion of my answer too.  
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 26, 2011, 09:53:31 PM
Do your spreadsheets make you feel warm and fuzzy at night?

When I bring them HOME, they do!!!! 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on April 26, 2011, 09:57:01 PM
Hey spreadsheet master,

Wanna update the SHOOT spreadsheet for me since I've fallen way behind on it?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 26, 2011, 09:59:06 PM
You can email it to me and I can try.   Is it just data entry stuff?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on April 26, 2011, 11:03:23 PM
For the most part, but it involves a lot of going back and checking on who RP'd for what, and the like.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 27, 2011, 07:35:47 AM
how FAR back? (I'm so ridiculous I thought about posting this in the ask J thread) ... and next time i'm on AIM we can probably better discuss this. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 27, 2011, 07:39:57 AM
Hey spreadsheet master,

Wanna update the SHOOT spreadsheet for me since I've fallen way behind on it?

WHOA!

In the immortal words of Nate Dogg... HOLD UP!

He gets called "Spreadsheet Master"?

I better be a freakin' JEDI then...



Scotty, would you be okay with me being the spreadsheet jedi, or would you be real jealous?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 27, 2011, 07:50:33 AM
of the 2 of us... I wouldn't be the one coming off as jealous right now ;)  -  and, no, I wouldn't be jealous
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 27, 2011, 07:55:14 AM
of the 2 of us... I wouldn't be the one coming off as jealous right now ;)  -  and, no, I wouldn't be jealous

once you see the spreadsheet he's talking about and understand its awesomeness, you'll understand.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 27, 2011, 09:01:03 AM
Is Loco intimidated by other men's spreadsheets? Or are you just that confident in your own cell/data prowess?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 27, 2011, 09:32:38 AM
No worries about other men's spreadsheets... and the second part confuses me cuz its like you're asking Rob a question.  I can data entry like a MOFO.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on April 27, 2011, 11:18:14 AM
how FAR back? (I'm so ridiculous I thought about posting this in the ask J thread) ... and next time i'm on AIM we can probably better discuss this. 

I think it's got info up until Reckoning Day. 

But yes, it's a very impressive spreadsheet, Rob should be dubbed the spreadsheet grandmaster as a result. But as I explained in my thread, you were going on about spreadsheets a lot, so I figured it made sense.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 27, 2011, 11:26:32 AM
Hey Scotty,

Can you make a spreadsheet on the suckiness of Jeff Suppan, BJ Raji and Corey Hart?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 27, 2011, 11:28:16 AM
no because only 1 of them truly sucks.  One is an all pro the other an all star. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 27, 2011, 11:31:55 AM
Hey Scotty,

Why must you anger me like that?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 27, 2011, 12:17:14 PM
Hey Scotty,

Can you make a spreadsheet on the suckiness of Jeff Suppan, BJ Raji and Corey Hart?

which one of those guys truly sucks?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on April 27, 2011, 02:08:23 PM
Scotty, can you provide me with a spreadsheet compiling information on three soldiers from this incarnation of SHOOT that you'd like Loco to face in future matches?

And if this is short notice, you could just provide the answers in this thread.  ;)

Why.  YES!  YES I CAN!   Also gonna do 3 tag matches

Tag Matches: 
The Gunslingers - the "old joke" quota would hit a new high.

Project SCAR   -  It doesn't really matter which 2 of the 3. Though I like the idea of Kenji/Issac or

Corazon/Issac. 
Frontline II Turbo  - 1 entire RP would be a conversation about their team name.  I can picture this and its making me chuckle already.

Singles Matches (Going with people Loco hasn't really feuded with)

Jester Smiles -  (more of a feud than a match)  I think in their current states, mentally, this would be interesting and would have a Return of the Jedi feeling to it... Loco would be like "I can feel the good in you"

Azrael Goeren - Kind of cheating as this match is just about to take place.

Issac Entragian - also kind of cheating since he's listed in the tag portion of my answer too. 

Well, to hell with you, too.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 27, 2011, 04:47:06 PM
Hey Scotty,

Why must you anger me like that?

its fun... but also its true.  BJ raji isn't near the bust you WISH he was.  Corey Hart is an all star caliber RF. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 27, 2011, 04:47:36 PM
Hey Scotty,

Can you make a spreadsheet on the suckiness of Jeff Suppan, BJ Raji and Corey Hart?

which one of those guys truly sucks?

Suppan is terrible.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on April 27, 2011, 05:08:36 PM
Does Corey Hart wear his sunglasses at night?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 27, 2011, 05:09:15 PM
sometimes.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on April 27, 2011, 05:44:01 PM
Would you be offended if I started referring to you as Scotty 2 Hotty?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 27, 2011, 06:08:18 PM
ugh...  it would be the 2nd worse nickname I'd have received.  I wouldn't be offended, but I would rather you didn't.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: CadreCross on April 27, 2011, 06:58:15 PM
Gotta ask:

What's the worst?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 27, 2011, 07:53:44 PM
dammit... I pride myself on answering honestly and I really don't feel like giving MJ this ammunition... 

*sigh* it comes with a story ...  there was a girl who came to our swim team my senior year who was from Florida and she had this "comes and goes" thick ass southern accent.  Seriously, it would be there and then poof it wouldn't. And I've been all over florida to know that there are huge chunks of the state where there isn't a southern accent.  Anyway...  she was and is the only person who'd call me

"Scootie" but in her faux southern accent it was fucking cringe inducing. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 28, 2011, 06:25:20 AM
HA HA HA!!!

Hey, would it bother you if I switched your nickname from Freakshow to...SCOOTIE?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 28, 2011, 07:10:00 AM
are you disappointed like I am that there were no player-involved trades before the NFL draft?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 28, 2011, 09:43:37 AM
HA HA HA!!!

Hey, would it bother you if I switched your nickname from Freakshow to...SCOOTIE?

I'll be honest it wouldn't.  part of the reason behind it was the sing song southern accent she employed it was SOO fucking fake.  which is why I hated it so much.  Just reading it, while reminding me of it... isn't nearly as bad as hearing it. 

If you typed it:  ScahOOOOOtey  -- then it'd be close
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 28, 2011, 09:44:50 AM
are you disappointed like I am that there were no player-involved trades before the NFL draft?

Yeah.  Cuz the eagles should have 2 first round picks in a first round that is stacked with tons of D-Line talent a couple great corners, and people at the top of the draft reaching for QB's. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Brooks on April 28, 2011, 07:32:52 PM
Scotty,

I asked B this too, but I must have your ideas also. What you do for Kiah for his bucks party?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 28, 2011, 07:36:37 PM
Bucks party?  

*goes to google*

ahh... bachelor party.   If I'm his best man we start at a place that is ilke Dave and Busters-  which is basically a bar and restaurant slash arcade.  We go there for dinner, some gaming, and booze cocktails.  

Then we head to a strip club.  Get a VIP room and enjoy some depravity.   If we still need to do something, the hotel we're staying at is right down the road from a few dive bars to finish off the evening.  
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 28, 2011, 08:27:06 PM
Would you go to the Killer Queen if it was a real strip club?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 28, 2011, 10:29:03 PM
Hey ScahOOOOOtey,

What's it like to have your team choose the "Lee" of this year's draft?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on April 29, 2011, 08:26:33 AM
Hey ScahOOOOOtey,

What's it like to have your team choose the "Lee" of this year's draft?

Wait...because he's 26, he's the Lee of this years draft? You realize I passed 26 like, 15 years ago, right? Ugh...you know what?

Hey ScahOOOOOtey,

Two part question:
1) Do you think most of the kids in this place are doing a real piss poor job of trying to make old jokes at Lee's expense?
2) And, if they don't have something funny that actually makes people laugh out loud, they should stop attempting to make the joke? I mean, its sort of ruining it all, right?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on April 29, 2011, 01:49:58 PM
Scootie Bootie, who's your fav character from It's Always Sunny?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 29, 2011, 02:34:56 PM
Would you go to the Killer Queen if it was a real strip club?

yes sounds fun.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 29, 2011, 02:36:16 PM
Hey ScahOOOOOtey,

What's it like to have your team choose the "Lee" of this year's draft?

Lee's a good guy.  Solid blocker.  And a firefighter.  I eagerly await his maturity on the Bird's offensive line that was a dumpster fire last year.

also if we are going to run the old jokes into the ground lets make sure we keep to our "A Game". 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 29, 2011, 02:39:33 PM
Hey ScahOOOOOtey,

Two part question:
1) Do you think most of the kids in this place are doing a real piss poor job of trying to make old jokes at Lee's expense?
2) And, if they don't have something funny that actually makes people laugh out loud, they should stop attempting to make the joke? I mean, its sort of ruining it all, right?

1 - some are, for sure.  With all good things sometimes it gets driven into the ground (I"m guessing ScahOOOOOtey is next on this list) -  Plus its easy.  That's the genesis of humor.  Be it "mom" jokes or "that's what she said" eventually? its just not funny any more. 

2 - I don't think a total stopping of the joke is necessary.  People need to temper it... if its funny?  Like. it makes YOU laugh when you think of it?  Then go for it. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 29, 2011, 02:40:12 PM
Scootie Bootie, who's your fav character from It's Always Sunny?

Charlie.  Hands down.  Runner up:  Frank.  3rd - The Waitress.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on April 29, 2011, 03:17:44 PM
have you ever thought about making videos for YouTube?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 29, 2011, 08:24:20 PM
have you ever thought about making videos for YouTube?

nope.   I got a face for radio.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on April 29, 2011, 10:15:01 PM
Hey Scotty,

Since apparently I suck ass at jokes, should I just shut up?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: X-Calibur on April 30, 2011, 10:20:30 AM
Scotty, can I borrow some TP? I'm stranded at work again.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 30, 2011, 02:33:51 PM
Have you ever run an angle against yourself?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 30, 2011, 04:18:38 PM
Hey Scotty,

Since apparently I suck ass at jokes, should I just shut up?

No.  Just pick your spots better. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 30, 2011, 04:19:19 PM
Scotty, can I borrow some TP? I'm stranded at work again.

Hopefully this turned out well...
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 30, 2011, 04:20:16 PM
Have you ever run an angle against yourself?

Yes.  When I FIRST started and was in an email fed.  My two characters ended up feuding for a little bit.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on April 30, 2011, 09:46:08 PM
How does it feel to be such a trendsetter with everyone getting an "Ask Me" thread?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on April 30, 2011, 10:19:49 PM
Good. I put it on my resume.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on May 01, 2011, 03:42:10 PM
Hey Scotty,

Since apparently I suck ass at jokes, should I just shut up?

No.  Just pick your spots better. 
Hey Scotty,

How the hell do I do that?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 01, 2011, 08:29:18 PM
Its about feel.  Usually people catch on to a joke being run into the ground. Or at the least that something probably isn't that funny.   1st step.  Did it make you laugh.   Literally, out loud.  If it DID then proceed.  If it didn't?  You have to reconsider.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on May 02, 2011, 09:20:25 AM
Have you ever heard of Aymon Zawahiri?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 02, 2011, 03:07:14 PM
nope.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on May 02, 2011, 03:19:07 PM
Are you familiar with the Marvel Comics version of Thor?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 02, 2011, 03:21:10 PM
not really.  I think he made some cameos in some of the stuff I collected growing up, but I was never into any of the Avengers titles.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on May 02, 2011, 03:22:00 PM
Same here. Okay so follow up question: Are you going to see the Thor movie in theaters or wait on it?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Brooks on May 02, 2011, 03:24:04 PM
Scotty,

Whats the most depraved thing you have done, sexually?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 02, 2011, 03:24:19 PM
I'd say its almost a lock I won't see it in theaters.  Maybe sometime if it hits Showtime or HBO I'll check it.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 02, 2011, 03:24:43 PM
Scotty,

Whats the most depraved thing you have done, sexually?

I'm irish catholic...  so missionary.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on May 02, 2011, 03:27:49 PM
Whats the most depraved thing you have done, sexually?

I'm irish catholic...  so missionary.

You dirty dog.

Did you get Mortal Kombat yet? And if so, who's your fav character?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 02, 2011, 03:29:19 PM
No.  But I always liked Sub Zero.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on May 02, 2011, 10:17:09 PM
Scotty,

Whats the most depraved thing you have done, sexually?
Hey Scotty,

What the hell does THAT mean?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on May 02, 2011, 10:32:21 PM
Scotty,

Whats the most depraved thing you have done, sexually?
Hey Scotty,

What the hell does THAT mean?

spend a few hours on RedTube and find out. :D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on May 03, 2011, 02:21:01 PM
what's RedTube, and would you prefer a site called PinkTube instead?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on May 03, 2011, 02:24:17 PM
I'd imagine PinkTube to be a tampon wholesale website.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on May 03, 2011, 02:40:31 PM
I'd imagine PinkTube to be a tampon wholesale website.


or inexperienced ladies... assuming RedTube is porn.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 03, 2011, 08:39:57 PM
What the hell does THAT mean?

how dirty I've done the dirty.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 03, 2011, 08:40:32 PM
what's RedTube, and would you prefer a site called PinkTube instead?

no.  pinktube sounds like a euphamism for dick.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 03, 2011, 08:41:11 PM

or inexperienced ladies... assuming RedTube is porn.

you assume correctly
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on May 03, 2011, 10:17:30 PM
Hey Scotty,

You're the only one I can ask this to that knows whom I'm talking about and doesn't have a biased opinion:

Why is Yovani Gallardo pitching like an asshole?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on May 04, 2011, 07:21:14 AM
Did you see any part of Liriano's no-no last night, and if so, what did you think?


(question not pertaining to me, btw)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 04, 2011, 02:25:49 PM
Hey Scotty,

You're the only one I can ask this to that knows whom I'm talking about and doesn't have a biased opinion:

Why is Yovani Gallardo pitching like an asshole?

I'm guessing because deep down he wants to piss you off.  There is no other rational, logical reason.  He shouldn't be pitching like an asshole... yet?  He is. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 04, 2011, 02:28:10 PM
Did you see any part of Liriano's no-no last night, and if so, what did you think?


I saw the final 2 outs live.  Saw highlights:  The "no tag" at 1st... the fact that he walked 6, an dhad to pitch himself out of trouble all night long.  Its not that impressive.  There is a certain amount of luck to getting a hit / making an out.  When your walks get THAT high, I'm more impressed with the shut out cuz of him pitching around trouble. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on May 04, 2011, 03:51:06 PM
given that i have until midnight to pass Cade, should he consider his post count memberlist position to be at Threat Level: Midnight?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 04, 2011, 08:17:01 PM
Probably not.  There isn't much in the way of "threat".  Meaning I don't think he's fretting over his possibly passing.  but for the sake of word play whatever you'd want to call it, Midnight would probably work.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on May 06, 2011, 09:31:40 PM
Hey Scotty,

Today marked the 74th anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster.  Did you do anything in memory of it?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 06, 2011, 09:34:11 PM
I shouted "Oh The Humanity" at strangers.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on May 09, 2011, 09:32:40 AM
given that i have until midnight to pass Cade, should he consider his post count memberlist position to be at Threat Level: Midnight?

did you not understand what I was doing there, or were you ignoring it?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on May 09, 2011, 10:27:28 AM
Does Rob need a new GuysNation banner to revitalize his ad campaign?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on May 09, 2011, 10:33:36 AM
He's got a new GuysNation banner, but he won't give any credit to the person who made it!!!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on May 09, 2011, 10:42:31 AM
He's got a new GuysNation banner, but he won't give any credit to the person who made it!!!


OMG I was being coy before but Josh made the new GuysNation banner!

In the article in which it debuted, I totally gave credit to SHOOT Project!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on May 09, 2011, 10:46:25 AM
I didn't even see the article with which it debuted.  *happy tears*
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on May 09, 2011, 11:58:29 AM
Hey Scotty,

Under your alter-ego, are you gonna hit a homer for me tonight?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 09, 2011, 02:00:59 PM

did you not understand what I was doing there, or were you ignoring it?

yes.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 09, 2011, 02:01:44 PM
Does Rob need a new GuysNation banner to revitalize his ad campaign?

absolutely.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 09, 2011, 02:02:55 PM
Hey Scotty,

Under your alter-ego, are you gonna hit a homer for me tonight?

probably not.  1-4  single.  2 K's
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on May 09, 2011, 02:08:17 PM
When shall we be graced with your epic birthday RP?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 09, 2011, 02:17:33 PM
Hopefully by the end of this week / weekend at the latest.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on May 09, 2011, 02:28:35 PM
Who is your favorite Flash?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 09, 2011, 02:37:27 PM
The one who can run really fast?   I honestly didn't know there were different ones. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on May 09, 2011, 09:04:53 PM
The one who can run really fast?   I honestly didn't know there were different ones. 

Jay Garrick, Barry Allen, Wally West, Bart Allen. Personally I go with Wally. He's the one used in the recent Justice League/Justice League Unlimited cartoon from a few years back.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on May 10, 2011, 06:16:18 AM
When are you going to send back that epic b-day RP and the other one so we can get-a crackin?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 10, 2011, 03:48:08 PM
clearly I need to give you my cell phone number so you can text me... yeah that doesn't really answer you question, but I was off work and had a couple medical appointments and was out of the house and didnt get on the computer till now.  Possibly after coaching.   Say.  9.  est. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on May 10, 2011, 03:58:33 PM
If we have an Ass Tang, will Loco compete?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 10, 2011, 06:39:25 PM
I guess it depends on how much extra work would be involved.  If the work load is manageable?  I don't see why not.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on May 12, 2011, 10:44:40 AM
Does Loco hire other people of Latin descent to mow his banner?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on May 12, 2011, 11:19:59 AM
Did Loco in fact post YouTube footage of the epic b-day party? or is that video a hoax?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 12, 2011, 07:47:57 PM
Does Loco hire other people of Latin descent to mow his banner?

Does it look like he has people mow it?  Nope.  
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 12, 2011, 07:48:58 PM
Did Loco in fact post YouTube footage of the epic b-day party? or is that video a hoax?

Loco didn't, but maybe someone else did... so it may be a hoax, or someone else who was at the party.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on May 13, 2011, 01:05:11 AM
Hey Scotty,

Have you ever bought something at a souvenir stand at a baseball game?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 13, 2011, 10:30:39 AM
Yes.  And bought for me as well. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on May 13, 2011, 06:08:59 PM
What is your favorite type of cake?

Follow up question:

Can I have some?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 13, 2011, 08:03:44 PM
Yellow Cake with Chocolate icing, or double chocolate.

and of course you can.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on May 15, 2011, 10:36:36 PM
Hey Scotty,

If you were on a gameshow and lost, what would you want your "lovely parting gifts" to be?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on May 16, 2011, 08:17:23 AM
hey scotty,

I haven't been following baseball, but I picked up the paper the other day and found out that the Phillies aren't TOTAL DOMINATING the NL East like I figured they would.

To what do you attribute this lack of TOTAL DOMINATING?
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Post by: xiv on May 16, 2011, 09:11:26 AM
Hey Scotty,

If you were on a gameshow and lost, what would you want your "lovely parting gifts" to be?

sports memorabilia
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Post by: xiv on May 16, 2011, 09:16:54 AM

To what do you attribute this lack of TOTAL DOMINATING?

lack of hitting.  Their offense is abysmal.  The runner up to this would be their bullpen.  Finally... the best pitcher on their staff so far this season has been Hamels. 


The scary thing is they're leading the division and haven't been close to playing their best baseball.  Cliff Lee has been pedestrian.  Halladay has been good, but gets no run support.  Oswalt hasn't been 100%.  the only guys consistently hitting are Polanco and Victorino (but he's gone cold recently).  I don't think they'll completely run away and hide with the division, because florida and Atlanta's pitching - More so Atlanta than Florida... if either of those teams fade away it'll be the Marlins, but the Marlins are in 2nd with Hanley Ramirez doing little to nothing the first quarter of the season.   Their starters and deep bullpens will do plenty to keep each of them in it (see:  The Braves/Phillies series that just ended)
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Post by: J on May 16, 2011, 12:24:17 PM
Have you decided on a phone yet?  If so, would it help if I told you that the Philly area is getting 4G on the 19th?  If not, does that same knowledge help with your decision, knowing that there are 2 Verizon phones now that take advantage of 4G?
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Post by: xiv on May 16, 2011, 12:28:57 PM
I haven't!   it does!   It may sway me to check out a 4G phone, especially since I haven't heard glowing things about Verizon's Iphone.    Lots of questions in this one... and I'm going to "to be continued" this to Josh's thread.  OMG... thread crossover!
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Post by: B on May 16, 2011, 12:40:04 PM
It's like Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice!  Ooooooh I wanna be McDreamy!
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Post by: Entragian on May 16, 2011, 02:32:45 PM
Will we be graced with the birthday spectacular later tonight?

I remember you said you wanted it up by Monday.
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Post by: xiv on May 16, 2011, 03:15:56 PM
I hope so.   In another thread crossover you can read why I'm possibly upset AND happy right now, and how it ties into the BDay goodness.
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Post by: TheLegacy on May 20, 2011, 03:46:50 PM
You know far more about the Phillies for the past few seasons than I do... do you think Werth could play Left?
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Post by: xiv on May 20, 2011, 06:35:03 PM
You know far more about the Phillies for the past few seasons than I do... do you think Werth could play Left?

Yes.   But whoever plays right better have an amazing arm, cuz Werth has a great arm and great accuracy.  Werth did play a good amount of Center in his time with Philadelphia, too... which would be where I'd put him if Harper can throw and is comfortable in Right... but really I'd try to get Harper comfortable in Left. 
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Post by: Laura Seton on May 21, 2011, 06:31:19 PM
Hey Scotty,

So what does Harold Camping do now?
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Post by: xiv on May 21, 2011, 09:15:04 PM
I don't know who that is, so i don't know.
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Post by: Tanya Black on May 21, 2011, 09:29:26 PM
Scotty do you often get the urge to munch?
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Post by: xiv on May 21, 2011, 09:41:56 PM
hell yes. 
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Post by: Laura Seton on May 22, 2011, 11:19:40 PM
I don't know who that is, so i don't know.
He was the guy who came up with the May 21 begins-the-end-of-the-world thing.
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Post by: xiv on May 23, 2011, 08:29:42 AM
ahh...  well I guess he goes back and redoes the math.  Or, at the very least probably bathes in all the extra donations he received over the last few weeks. 
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Post by: B on May 23, 2011, 09:56:32 AM
If my phone battery dies...can I do like AA batteries and put it in the fridge to pump some more juice out of it?
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Post by: xiv on May 23, 2011, 10:14:34 AM
i wouldn't... but I have no idea.
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Post by: Tanya Black on May 23, 2011, 11:57:18 AM
Can I steal B's phone and make calls to Thailand's Child Prostitution Department? I'm curious about the current rates and their health plans and don't want the FBI thinking I'M the pervert.
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Post by: B on May 23, 2011, 12:35:57 PM
Gonna just interject and say "I'd prefer you didn't."
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Post by: xiv on May 23, 2011, 02:03:20 PM
You can, but he prefers you don't.
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Post by: B on May 23, 2011, 03:56:20 PM
Dunno if you answered this somewhere else on the board...but was Loco's name always Loco Martinez?  Don't ask me why because I know you were never going to call him this...but for the longest time when I first met you, I struggled to not call you Loco Rodriguez.
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Post by: xiv on May 23, 2011, 07:28:58 PM
Yeah he was always Loco Martinez.  I gave him the first name "Jay"  probably around year 2.
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Post by: J on May 26, 2011, 08:30:03 PM
Did you stay for the whole Phillies game?
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Post by: xiv on May 26, 2011, 08:32:04 PM
yeah.  all 19 innings.  6 hours 11 minute.   nearly 500 pitches.  It was fun.  It was exciting.  We kept moving down closer, so we were a section from being behind the Phils' dugout and about 10 rows off the field.  So, when we yelled at Joey Votto?  He heard us. 
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Post by: J on May 26, 2011, 08:34:43 PM
Hahaha, awesome.  I dunno if I could have made it through the whole thing.
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Post by: xiv on May 26, 2011, 08:43:15 PM
it wasn't too bad, it was rough today with a long ass work day that basically was moving in 88 degree heat. 
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Post by: J on May 26, 2011, 08:58:03 PM
It's been in the upper 90's w/ over 100 degree heat index here so I have no sympathy for you with regards to that, haha.
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Post by: Tanya Black on May 26, 2011, 10:09:58 PM
How much beer did you consume during those 19 innings?
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Post by: xiv on May 27, 2011, 03:57:05 PM
It's been in the upper 90's w/ over 100 degree heat index here so I have no sympathy for you with regards to that, haha.

If you were also moving for 11 hours, then yes.  Tip of the cap.  If its just HOT and you didn't have to move?  Also I had to do 6 more hours today moving the rest of our office to my house. 
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Post by: xiv on May 27, 2011, 03:57:55 PM
How much beer did you consume during those 19 innings?

not a drop.  I don't drink much anymore (medical condition) - though I did have my first few beers in over a year a couple weekends ago. 
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Post by: Laura Seton on May 27, 2011, 08:47:14 PM
Hey Scotty,

What's your favorite tree?
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Post by: xiv on May 27, 2011, 08:56:59 PM
Pine.  for the obvious holiday tie in...   *looks who asked the question* ... whoops. 
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Post by: xiv on June 01, 2011, 08:08:28 AM
Scott is asking yourself a question a way to bump this thread and hopefully pump some life into it?
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Post by: xiv on June 01, 2011, 08:08:44 AM
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyup
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Post by: Tanya Black on June 01, 2011, 08:43:34 AM
Scotty why must all these whores steal your questions?
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Post by: xiv on June 01, 2011, 09:19:39 AM
No one is stealing.  Just borrowing.  I'm okay with sharing. 
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Post by: Tanya Black on June 01, 2011, 09:24:41 AM
Can I borrow a french fry?
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Post by: xiv on June 01, 2011, 09:29:58 AM
nope.  you can HAVE  a french fry.  I won't want it back. 
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Post by: TheLegacy on June 01, 2011, 09:33:01 AM
did you watch the Gettysburg special on History Channel? Our reviewer thought it was great
http://bit.ly/kzWyB2 (http://bit.ly/kzWyB2)
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Post by: xiv on June 01, 2011, 10:09:15 AM
I did not.  I'm not much in the way of a history buff.  I very rarely tune in to stuff like that, but I may check out that review.
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Post by: B on June 01, 2011, 02:20:18 PM
Since the Aussies are dragging their feet, do you care to be a part of my Post Whore Trade wherein we whore our threads at one another?
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Post by: Brooks on June 01, 2011, 03:21:26 PM
Since the Aussies are dragging their feet, do you care to be a part of my Post Whore Trade wherein we whore our threads at one another?

We're not dragging our feet... it's our ball and chain we're dragging.
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Post by: xiv on June 01, 2011, 03:40:10 PM
Since the Aussies are dragging their feet, do you care to be a part of my Post Whore Trade wherein we whore our threads at one another?

sure.  sounds fun.  (I have a  follow up questoin which I will ask in your thread)
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Post by: xiv on June 01, 2011, 03:40:57 PM
We're not dragging our feet... it's our ball and chain we're dragging.

how about you tend your own garden instead of peaking over the fence into mine.  ;)
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Post by: B on June 01, 2011, 05:00:09 PM
Does that work for you?
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Post by: xiv on June 01, 2011, 06:28:35 PM
Yes it does.
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Post by: J on June 01, 2011, 10:18:23 PM
Can we also have a trade agreement, sir?
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Post by: xiv on June 02, 2011, 09:53:37 AM
As long as it doesn't impact any other fair trade agreements.  Absolutely.
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Post by: B on June 02, 2011, 10:10:31 AM
A triumvirate of trade!  Like the East India...without the slaves!

What prompted your decision to make your character Hispanic?
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Post by: TheLegacy on June 02, 2011, 11:09:05 AM
your character is hispanic?!?!
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Post by: J on June 02, 2011, 12:44:01 PM
WHAT.
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Post by: B on June 02, 2011, 02:13:55 PM
It's not like his name is Crazy Martin.  It's Loco Martinez.

Though Crazy Martin is awesome.
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Post by: xiv on June 02, 2011, 08:06:29 PM
A triumvirate of trade!  Like the East India...without the slaves!

What prompted your decision to make your character Hispanic?

my freshman roommate (who was a nightmare) was nicknamed "Loco".  I liked that so I threw that in with the last name Martinez.  His mom is Mexican... not much known about his dad other than he's named after him, Jay. 
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Post by: xiv on June 02, 2011, 08:08:36 PM
your character is hispanic?!?!

Mexican descent.  I don't know what the proper name is.  I know some people get upset over the "hispanic" or Latino names... I remember a whole thing on George Lopez where he was given a t0shirt explaining the difference. 
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Post by: Laura Seton on June 02, 2011, 09:58:10 PM
Hey Scotty,

Would you ever wish to own a rotary phone?
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Post by: CadreCross on June 03, 2011, 12:30:57 AM
Scotty: can Loco cook good Mexican food?

Bonus question: can you?
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Post by: xiv on June 03, 2011, 07:46:15 AM
Hey Scotty,

Would you ever wish to own a rotary phone?

I did, growing up.  Yes I am old enough to know what its like ot have to redial cuz you messed up...  so, no I don't want to own one again
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Post by: xiv on June 03, 2011, 07:47:52 AM
Scotty: can Loco cook good Mexican food?

Bonus question: can you?

No.  Loco doesn't cook.  at most he grills, and usually only does that when tailgating a sporting event. 


I also don't.  I like eating good mexican, but no matter the food, I despise cooking. 
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Post by: B on June 03, 2011, 10:23:23 AM
Not even Hot Pockets?
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Post by: xiv on June 03, 2011, 07:42:24 PM
I do stuff like that.  I'll make mac and cheese or microwaveable stuff.  I even boil water to make pasta and heat the Prego!  I'm talking real cooking with ingredients and what not. 
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Post by: B on June 03, 2011, 09:06:58 PM
You say heat the Prego and my mind instantly wonders why you're cooking pregnant women.
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Post by: CadreCross on June 04, 2011, 03:13:07 AM
Scotty: what level is your spondyolisthesis? My girl's got one at L4-L5.
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Post by: xiv on June 04, 2011, 06:32:11 PM
You say heat the Prego and my mind instantly wonders why you're cooking pregnant women.

haha no no no... Prego, "its in there".   My pasta sauce of choice.  their sauce w/mushrooms is my favorite.
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Post by: xiv on June 04, 2011, 06:32:58 PM
Scotty: what level is your spondyolisthesis? My girl's got one at L4-L5.

I'm almost positive its the same.  Funny that I always had some back/hip issues, but it took until I was 28 to actually have it diagnosed. 
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Post by: Brooks on June 05, 2011, 04:26:51 AM
Scott-O,

Since you're always talkin' 'bout futbol. Who is your favourite MLS team?
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Post by: xiv on June 05, 2011, 10:31:10 AM
Philadelphia Union.  since we finally got a home town side... though they are actually play in the town of Chester (about 10 miles from the philly city limits,  aout 18 miles from West Chester, which is where Ilive)
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Post by: Laura Seton on June 05, 2011, 04:56:22 PM
Hey Scotty,

Just checking my geography skillz:

West Chester is west of Chester, correct?
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Post by: xiv on June 05, 2011, 09:13:07 PM
Yeah... and little north too.  With a handful of towns/boroughs etc between them despite it just sounding like they'd be close.
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Post by: Laura Seton on June 06, 2011, 11:10:43 AM
Hey Scotty,

Were you good in geography in school?
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Post by: xiv on June 06, 2011, 02:10:04 PM
Decent.  I didn't really have a "bad" subject in school until trig/pre calc my senior year of HS, and even that i was able to flounder my way to a B/B-. 
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Post by: J on June 07, 2011, 07:20:13 AM
What's it like being the viniest member of the roster?  No, viniest is not a typo.
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Post by: xiv on June 07, 2011, 03:32:26 PM
why am i perceived to be viny?  Should I get weed whacked?
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Post by: J on June 07, 2011, 03:35:21 PM
Your banner, homeslice!  It's viny!
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Post by: xiv on June 07, 2011, 03:36:05 PM
so IT Should get weed whacked?
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Post by: J on June 07, 2011, 03:36:43 PM
I don't know, should it? (In the spirit of the thread!)
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Post by: xiv on June 07, 2011, 03:40:08 PM
nah we'll let the Banner Bush run wild, 70's style.  SInce I, and Loco were in fact born in the 70's. 
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Post by: J on June 07, 2011, 03:43:56 PM
SO OLD.
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Post by: Laura Seton on June 07, 2011, 04:28:11 PM
Hey Scotty,

If you could make yourself any age right now, how old would you choose to be?
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Post by: xiv on June 07, 2011, 07:39:58 PM
23.  I was healthy and didn't really have back problems. 
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Post by: TheLegacy on June 08, 2011, 10:59:59 AM
would you plant a tree or a vegetable or a flower?
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Post by: B on June 08, 2011, 02:27:24 PM
Or a shrubbery?  I demand a shrubbery.
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Post by: xiv on June 08, 2011, 06:29:59 PM
Tree - for rob
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Post by: xiv on June 08, 2011, 06:30:20 PM
I'd totally plant a shrubbery.  I love Holy Grail.
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Post by: Rocky Stellar on June 23, 2011, 07:34:42 AM
Hey Freakshow....why did this thread die out?
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Post by: TheLegacy on June 23, 2011, 07:58:31 AM
Doesn't the Icon realize that all threads like this are dying out?
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Post by: Rocky Stellar on June 23, 2011, 08:03:04 AM
Hey Freakshow...

Does Rob annoy you like he's annoying me?
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Post by: TheLegacy on June 23, 2011, 08:03:47 AM
Hey Scotty, why do you think I'm annoying The Icon?
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Post by: J on June 23, 2011, 10:30:20 AM
I think going for 20+ pages is a pretty good run for an ask thread.
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Post by: Laura Seton on June 23, 2011, 10:53:21 AM
Hey Scotty,

Is the SEPTA system still any good?
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Post by: xiv on June 23, 2011, 03:32:25 PM
Hey Freakshow....why did this thread die out?

don't know, but everything runs its course.  If it goes away it goes away.  We had a good run.
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Post by: xiv on June 23, 2011, 03:33:23 PM
Doesn't the Icon realize that all threads like this are dying out?

probably not.  He pays more special attention to me. :D
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Post by: xiv on June 23, 2011, 03:35:04 PM
Hey Freakshow...

Does Rob annoy you like he's annoying me?

not currently. 
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Post by: xiv on June 23, 2011, 03:35:58 PM
Hey Scotty, why do you think I'm annoying The Icon?

he may have taken your pointing out as an affront. 
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Post by: xiv on June 23, 2011, 03:36:28 PM
I think going for 20+ pages is a pretty good run for an ask thread.

not a question, but I totally agree. 
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Post by: xiv on June 23, 2011, 03:37:07 PM
Hey Scotty,

Is the SEPTA system still any good?

trains yes, from first hand experience.  NO idea about the busses, but I see them all over the place. 
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Post by: Laura Seton on June 29, 2011, 04:50:41 PM
Hey Scotty,

For the "any sports event in your lifetime" question; say I were to pick something 30 years ago--would I know going in to the event everything that has since happened (i.e.: how players' various careers turned out)?
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Post by: xiv on June 29, 2011, 06:06:05 PM
its time travel so you are just witnessing it in person.  "being there".  So, yes. 
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Post by: Tanya Black on June 29, 2011, 11:28:53 PM
Do you enjoy the ranting antics of Foamy The Squirrel?
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Post by: xiv on June 30, 2011, 02:42:14 PM
i don't know.  Never heard of it.
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Post by: B on June 30, 2011, 05:49:55 PM
Would you ride on a train across the nation?
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Post by: xiv on July 01, 2011, 03:33:00 PM
sure.  I enjoy train rides.  Would eb an interesting way to see the country... though I'd rather drive or fly.
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Post by: Laura Seton on July 03, 2011, 02:30:41 PM
Hey Scotty,

How do you pronounce "Schuylkill?"
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Post by: Tanya Black on July 03, 2011, 03:31:53 PM
Mr. XIV, do you enjoy Johnny Cash?
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Post by: J on July 03, 2011, 04:04:15 PM
I expect he does, but I'm curious to hear his answer, for sure.  Most people SHOULD enjoy Johnny Cash.
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Post by: B on July 03, 2011, 10:45:48 PM
Amen.
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Post by: xiv on July 04, 2011, 11:40:07 AM
Hey Scotty,

How do you pronounce "Schuylkill?"

Skoo-Kil   (so its not Kill at the end more of kil,  or ckle"
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Post by: xiv on July 04, 2011, 11:41:24 AM
Mr. XIV, do you enjoy Johnny Cash?

yeah I love Cash. 
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Post by: xiv on July 04, 2011, 11:41:48 AM
I expect he does, but I'm curious to hear his answer, for sure.  Most people SHOULD enjoy Johnny Cash.

You are correct, sir.
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Post by: J on July 04, 2011, 11:57:47 AM
What did you do for the 4th?
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Post by: xiv on July 04, 2011, 12:14:44 PM
I went "home", so last night was our big shindig in Pine Creek PA.  hanging out outside, some people went floating on the creek.  There was a wiffle ball game... sadly my current physical state wouldn't allow me to do that. 

But the BBQ, hanging out with family and friends of family was good. Played a new outside/tailgating/beach game called "Kan Jam" it was really fun.  Involves a frisbee and a piece of plastic that is bent into a goal.  Then we do our own fireworks display.  Thanks to the state of South Carolina for allowing us the opportunity to have such illegal fun. 

Today, I'm watching some baseball and heading to my sister's in a little bit.
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Post by: J on July 04, 2011, 12:31:10 PM
The State of South Carolina always aims to please.
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Post by: B on July 04, 2011, 12:32:42 PM
Or aims to maim, or fuck something up, really South Carolina does whatever it can to get attention.
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Post by: J on July 04, 2011, 12:34:18 PM
Including naming a complete moron as Miss South Carolina, bringing shame to those of us who have more than a 2 digit IQ.
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Post by: xiv on July 04, 2011, 09:05:50 PM
hey, in her defense... she was pretty?  and now is kind of famous.  She's like paris hilton without the money. 
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Post by: J on July 04, 2011, 09:27:11 PM
They play that clip on the radio on one of the Sirius shows I listen to, and it makes me so so so so so sad.
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Post by: xiv on July 04, 2011, 10:51:26 PM
yeah its not a good thing.
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Post by: TheLegacy on July 06, 2011, 09:56:51 AM
are you surprised there aren't more examples of vigilante justice that make the news?
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Post by: Tanya Black on July 06, 2011, 10:32:14 AM
Do you endorse SPAM?
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Post by: xiv on July 07, 2011, 11:29:26 AM
are you surprised there aren't more examples of vigilante justice that make the news?

no.  Vigilante justice is something for movies/stories.  It isn't easy and its illegal.   
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Post by: xiv on July 07, 2011, 11:30:27 AM
Do you endorse SPAM?

no.  I don't endorse or consume SPAM
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Post by: Laura Seton on July 07, 2011, 09:31:35 PM
Hey Scotty,

Do you feel odd you've pretty much been the only non-Dube posting in "Ask a Dube" the last couple weeks?
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Post by: xiv on July 07, 2011, 09:55:12 PM
nope.  I like to lend a hand to the whoring.
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Post by: Tanya Black on July 07, 2011, 10:18:20 PM
Are you a Wikipedia addict?
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Post by: xiv on July 08, 2011, 12:54:24 PM
no.  I am a binge user though.  Find it useful for answering random pedantic questions that come up in every day conversation.
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Post by: J on July 08, 2011, 01:30:45 PM
Same here, for me.  There's definitely lots of good info on it.
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Post by: Laura Seton on July 08, 2011, 10:02:41 PM
Hey Scotty,

Would you kindly give us examples of "random pedantic questions?"
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Post by: xiv on July 09, 2011, 12:47:50 PM
How old is Jeff Francoeur?  

Was Leonardo Dicaprio in one of the Critter's movies?
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Post by: Tanya Black on July 09, 2011, 02:10:50 PM
Yes He was. Critters 3.

So how old is Jeff Francoeur?
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Post by: xiv on July 09, 2011, 08:41:19 PM
1 I was aware of Leo being in Critters 3...  I bough the Critter's 4 pack at best buy back in october.

2  - he's 27. 
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on July 11, 2011, 05:45:30 AM
Who is your favorite of the Seven Dwarfs?
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Post by: xiv on July 11, 2011, 07:54:03 AM
i always enjoyed Dopey
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Post by: Laura Seton on July 11, 2011, 11:20:54 AM
Hey Scotty,

Why would anyone care about Jeff Francoeur (besides Royals fans)?
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Post by: TheLegacy on July 11, 2011, 11:28:49 AM
i always enjoyed Dopey

does that make us kindreds? he was my favorite, too
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Post by: xiv on July 11, 2011, 02:28:35 PM
Hey Scotty,

Why would anyone care about Jeff Francoeur (besides Royals fans)?

Fantasy baseball players, dube.  Its like you don't even know me. :D   PLUS,  it came up during poker someone called Frenchy an old man, and I was like "dude, you realize he's actually just hitting his 'prime', by baseball standards right? "  -  then we argued, and I won when I looked up his age.
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Post by: xiv on July 11, 2011, 02:29:38 PM

does that make us kindreds? he was my favorite, too

Uh... maybe, though I'm of the mind that kindred spirits should share more than dwarf love.
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on July 11, 2011, 03:54:20 PM
I'm pretty sure that's the exact definition of kindred spirits.

Oh right, a question.

Well, I'll go to the old standby: Can I have a dollar?
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Post by: xiv on July 11, 2011, 05:15:37 PM
no way cuz if i give YOU one I gotta give everyone.
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on July 12, 2011, 01:29:10 AM
Or is it if you give me a dollar then everyone has to give me a dollar? I'm not good with sharing.
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Post by: TheLegacy on July 12, 2011, 07:07:00 AM
do you think it would be bad for Dube to wear his Nyjer shirzee to a game in DC?
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Post by: Laura Seton on July 12, 2011, 03:54:11 PM
Hey Scotty,

If you think it'd be bad, do you think Rob should be there to protect me?
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Post by: xiv on July 12, 2011, 07:45:00 PM
Or is it if you give me a dollar then everyone has to give me a dollar? I'm not good with sharing.

nope.  It isn't.
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Post by: xiv on July 12, 2011, 07:46:28 PM
do you think it would be bad for Dube to wear his Nyjer shirzee to a game in DC?

not at all.  It'd be a talking point for people he sees there.  Plus DC is so full of transplants it'll take a lot for you to get shit at a home game in different gear... one of those things being consistent home attendance.  SO Dube is plenty safe.
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on July 12, 2011, 09:48:28 PM
If i lose a tooth and put it under my pillow, will you give me a dollar THEN?
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Post by: xiv on July 13, 2011, 02:09:43 PM
only i fyou can prove you're my son.
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Post by: Laura Seton on July 13, 2011, 10:18:13 PM
Hey Scotty,

Is there any possible way Bill can prove that?
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Post by: xiv on July 13, 2011, 10:33:04 PM
yes.  of course there is.
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Post by: B on July 16, 2011, 11:27:08 PM
HEY SCOTT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH THE WOMEN KICKING THE SOCCER BALL CUP THING?
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Post by: xiv on July 17, 2011, 11:23:22 AM
I am!   USA! USA! USA!
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Post by: J on July 17, 2011, 01:44:27 PM
You psyched for MITB?
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Post by: xiv on July 17, 2011, 02:03:37 PM
I AM!   CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!
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Post by: Laura Seton on July 19, 2011, 07:30:04 PM
Hey Scotty,

What's the deal with Strasburg?
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Post by: xiv on July 19, 2011, 07:30:35 PM
Threw a simulated game.  Touched 95 on the gun.  could be back mid september for shits and gigs.... and to sell out home games :D
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Post by: Laura Seton on July 19, 2011, 07:34:38 PM
Hey Scotty,

Any way they can hurry the rehab program so I can see him in a month, or am I gonna have to wait until next year?
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Post by: xiv on July 19, 2011, 10:13:39 PM
I'd say its a good chance no one sees him at all this year. 
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Post by: TheLegacy on July 20, 2011, 08:05:28 AM
I'd say its a good chance no one sees him at all this year. 


so does that mean I'm going to wait until next season to watch a Nationals game with you in DC?
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Post by: xiv on July 20, 2011, 01:57:33 PM
maybe.  Guess it depends on the Strasburg elbow ligament.
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Post by: J on July 20, 2011, 02:12:47 PM
Top female athlete one nighter?
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Post by: J on July 20, 2011, 02:12:57 PM
Top 5 female athlete one nighters?
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Post by: B on July 20, 2011, 02:18:10 PM
He asked me to ask him!

*ahem*

...top 5 athlete booty calls?

Note how this one is unisex.
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Post by: J on July 20, 2011, 02:20:00 PM
Sniiiiiiiped.
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Post by: xiv on July 20, 2011, 02:24:25 PM
Top female athlete one nighter?

I look at this differently since its a one night stand... cuz I'm going to make judgement on who comes across as fun.  Its a concept I've utilized at the strip club or two, or twenty I've patronized in my life.  If getting a dance you don't always go for the hottest girl there... do a little research and go for the most fun.

with that in mind...

Allison Stokke   -  mostly cuz I can work this line in.  She can work the pole!  She's a D-I pole vaulter.  
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Post by: J on July 20, 2011, 02:25:34 PM
She's definitely in my top 5, I think.
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Post by: xiv on July 20, 2011, 02:43:26 PM
Quote
Top 5 female athlete one nighters?

1.  Stokke
2.  Natalie Coughlin (swimmer)- i've had a  crush on her forever.  
3.  Misty May (beach volleyball)- so hot.  such a nice ass.  
4.  Alicia Sacramone (obligatory gymnast)
5.  Hope Solo
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Post by: xiv on July 20, 2011, 02:44:35 PM
He asked me to ask him!

*ahem*

...top 5 athlete booty calls?

Note how this one is unisex.

stephen stras... uh... I mean... girls!  Lots of girls!

danica, and serena, and maria, and Maya Moore, and Gina Carano
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Post by: Laura Seton on July 20, 2011, 09:46:29 PM
Hey Scotty,

Why was I not given the "top female athlete" question?
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on July 21, 2011, 05:07:19 AM
Have you seen my keys?
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Post by: B on July 21, 2011, 09:26:57 AM
Gah!  How could I have forgotten Maya Moore?!
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Post by: xiv on July 21, 2011, 03:14:57 PM
Have you seen my keys?

They're under your couch.
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Post by: xiv on July 21, 2011, 03:16:00 PM
Gah!  How could I have forgotten Maya Moore?!

I dunno man.  I like an affinity for the girl from ND (plus she's a Domer!), but I think Maya is perrty!
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Post by: xiv on July 21, 2011, 03:16:29 PM
Hey Scotty,

Why was I not given the "top female athlete" question?

cuz I  didn''t think you .... uh... liked...  you know....   sports!     ;D
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on July 22, 2011, 02:49:32 AM
Hey, jerk there weren't any keys under my couch, just a note saying "haha I stole your keys, dick". What gives?
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Post by: xiv on July 22, 2011, 07:37:49 AM
Clearly it was MJ.
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Post by: Laura Seton on July 22, 2011, 02:04:55 PM
Hey Scotty,

Is it okay to blame MJ for everything perverted that happens here?
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Post by: xiv on July 22, 2011, 02:32:43 PM
probably
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on July 23, 2011, 01:46:37 AM
Why is MJ such a dick?
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Post by: X-Calibur on July 23, 2011, 04:10:50 PM
Did you hear that Scooter?  He called you a DICK!!!
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Post by: xiv on July 24, 2011, 08:49:51 AM
Why is MJ such a dick?

you better pump your breaks.
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Post by: xiv on July 24, 2011, 08:50:09 AM
Did you hear that Scooter?  He called you a DICK!!!

Don't worry, me, I squashed it.
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Post by: B on July 24, 2011, 11:06:03 AM
I came in here to ask a question and got promptly confused.  I mean, I know MJ is a dick of massively phallic proportions...but the rest of this was very perplexing.

So.

What's going on here?
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Post by: xiv on July 24, 2011, 12:38:23 PM
there's a long running joke that MJ and I are, in fact, the same person.  Mostly because we share a dark, perverted... some would say inappropriate sense of humor and have a knack for making the same jokes at nearly the same time while in chats.  So even the timing is in sync. 
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Post by: Entragian on July 24, 2011, 01:24:26 PM
You liking True Blood so far this season Scooter Pie?
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Post by: Laura Seton on July 24, 2011, 02:25:23 PM
Hey Scotty,

I know his last name is pronounced Pa-GAHN, but isn't it weird seeing a guy with the name "Angel Pagan?"
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Post by: xiv on July 24, 2011, 03:39:14 PM
You liking True Blood so far this season Scooter Pie?

I haven't watched any, yet.  i was left kind of flat last season, and haven't really gotten excited to start this season yet.  is it worth me checking out?
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Post by: xiv on July 24, 2011, 03:39:55 PM
Hey Scotty,

I know his last name is pronounced Pa-GAHN, but isn't it weird seeing a guy with the name "Angel Pagan?"

it is.  and you aren't the first to point out the contradiction of his name.  :D
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Post by: J on July 24, 2011, 04:15:56 PM
You liking True Blood so far this season Scooter Pie?

I haven't watched any, yet.  i was left kind of flat last season, and haven't really gotten excited to start this season yet.  is it worth me checking out?

In my opinion, it's been very hit or miss, but that's just my opinion.
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Post by: xiv on July 24, 2011, 06:14:33 PM
i agree.  they aren't overly adept at pacing their stories, they'll be episodes where its "bam bam bam" big payoff after big payoff... and then 2 seasons ago the last, basically, 2 episodes seemed like filler or setting up season 3. 
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on July 24, 2011, 07:25:21 PM
I make the same jokes as MJ, often at the same time, does that mean I'm him and I'm you too?
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Post by: xiv on July 24, 2011, 07:29:06 PM
nope.  You have to do it in a crowd, lots of people witnessing and what not
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Post by: Entragian on July 24, 2011, 07:36:01 PM
You liking True Blood so far this season Scooter Pie?

I haven't watched any, yet.  i was left kind of flat last season, and haven't really gotten excited to start this season yet.  is it worth me checking out?

I'll be honest, it's getting off to a slow start this season. I think there's still potential though, the vampire/witch conflict is pretty interesting.
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Post by: B on July 24, 2011, 07:48:27 PM
For some reason, I'm enjoying this season.  I had a problem getting into season 3, season 2 was fucking awesome, and season 1 didn't get me, either.  This one's good to me because it's, like, soooooooo not going with the books anymore.

Oh...uh...do you love me?
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Post by: xiv on July 24, 2011, 08:40:31 PM
more like,  "like-like".
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Post by: Jack Reed on July 24, 2011, 09:12:30 PM
Where's the 'Any Key'?
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Post by: xiv on July 25, 2011, 08:38:51 AM
its only on Mac's and its on page 1729 of every owner's manual
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Post by: TheLegacy on July 25, 2011, 12:01:29 PM
Hey Scotty,

I know his last name is pronounced Pa-GAHN, but isn't it weird seeing a guy with the name "Angel Pagan?"

it is.  and you aren't the first to point out the contradiction of his name.  :D

I know this isn't my thread, but I'll make a comment anyway:

That's the first I've seen it all spelled out, and I laughed at the irony.

Very weird.


Are you surprised this is the first time I'm seeing it like that... at least to the point where I recognize the irony / weirdness?
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Post by: xiv on July 25, 2011, 12:06:45 PM
not really.  He's a decent outfielder, not a superstar, and unless you're looking at his name instead of just hearing it in games, or paying attention when they flash his batting graphics... i can see you not knowing it. 
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Post by: TheLegacy on July 25, 2011, 12:09:02 PM
do you eat baked chips?
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Post by: xiv on July 25, 2011, 12:09:43 PM
i have.  I'm not a chip guy.
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Post by: TheLegacy on July 25, 2011, 12:11:51 PM
how about Hostess / Little Debbie snacks?
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Post by: xiv on July 25, 2011, 12:13:36 PM
occasionally.  i like ring dings a lot. 
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Post by: TheLegacy on July 25, 2011, 12:18:06 PM
have you seen "Louis C.K.: Chewed Up"?


It's currently available on Netflix Instant
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Post by: xiv on July 25, 2011, 01:07:30 PM
nope
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Post by: TheLegacy on August 05, 2011, 09:15:58 AM
did you get a Whalers draft hat this year?
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Post by: xiv on August 05, 2011, 12:03:16 PM
Not yet... Waiting for a crazy deal from lids , but I plan to
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Post by: Tanya Black on August 05, 2011, 12:55:36 PM
Will you miss CP?
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Post by: xiv on August 05, 2011, 02:47:10 PM
so much that it hurts.  at least we have memories.  *pours some out for our homie, CP*
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Post by: Entragian on August 05, 2011, 02:53:35 PM
can you teach me how to swim, scooter pie?
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Post by: xiv on August 05, 2011, 03:00:30 PM
yes.  Now, my fee for traveling and DOING htat may mean you'd want to look into a club near by. 

but I can surely give you pointers, and would definitely get you swimming.
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Post by: J on August 06, 2011, 07:54:49 PM
Get anything good for your birthday?
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Post by: B on August 06, 2011, 08:09:56 PM
What is your earliest memory in your life?
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Post by: xiv on August 06, 2011, 08:15:26 PM
Get anything good for your birthday?

my roommate his girl friend got me an Ihome, dock/harger/alarm clock dealie for my ipod/iphone. 
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Post by: xiv on August 06, 2011, 08:28:27 PM
What is your earliest memory in your life?

I remember running to the YMCA with my dad playing shadow tag.  I would ahve been 4-5 years old.
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Post by: Saint on August 06, 2011, 08:38:17 PM
When bagging skags, what's your favorite taunt?
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Post by: xiv on August 06, 2011, 08:41:53 PM
I JUST T-BONED YOUR FACE WITH MY SNIPER, BITCH!!!
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Post by: J on August 07, 2011, 05:05:14 PM
All time favorite sports teams in all sports of interest?
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Post by: xiv on August 07, 2011, 05:15:50 PM
1st team listed is the absolute favorite. 

NCAA Football - Notre Dame   (1 other team of Interest, but i wouldn't even say I liked them: Penn State)

MLB   -  New York Mets.     Philadelphia Phillies (considering my 1st team this is hard for me to come to grips with...    and Tampa Bay Rays  -  (They may not last once they trade/get rid of DP 14)

NFL  -   Philadelphia Eagles     1 Other team of interest:  New York Jets - my uncles are fans/season ticket holders and lets be honest?  Hardknocks was amazing last year.    *Was a Bears fan growing up and my favorite players were Walter Payton and Mike Singletary.

NHL  -  Philalephia Flyers     Was a Blackhawks fan growing up.  Have a 'Hawks jersey, got it for graduation.

MLS  - Philadelphia Union     (I followed LA the couple years before Philly got a team)

WPS   - Philadelphia Independence  (Yes I watch and follow them.  I'll go to their playoff games if I can)

NBA   -  Philadelphia Sixers    Chicago Bulls and SA Spurs (had starter hats for both)  growing up, and I got into watching Chicago again this year.

NCAA BB  -  UNC would be probably be my top.  I watch a lot of their games, and i hate Duke.  Runner up: Notre Dame
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Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 07, 2011, 05:16:17 PM
I JUST T-BONED YOUR FACE WITH MY SNIPER, BITCH!!!

It's funny, last time you played I didn't hear that taunt at all. All I heard were Ass Kicking Mutha Fire Skags hungrily devouring flesh before I tagged them.
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Post by: xiv on August 07, 2011, 05:17:54 PM
oh and once rich nd I finish our soccer convo I can update this with my favorite European club team!
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Post by: xiv on August 07, 2011, 05:18:24 PM
I JUST T-BONED YOUR FACE WITH MY SNIPER, BITCH!!!

It's funny, last time you played I didn't hear that taunt at all. All I heard were Ass Kicking Mutha Fire Skags hungrily devouring flesh before I tagged them.

uh... it was before you were in the game, mr. no mic. 
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Post by: J on August 09, 2011, 03:49:42 PM
Will you run the SHOOT fantasy football league again?  I know we discussed it the other day, but I'm officially asking you now.
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Post by: xiv on August 09, 2011, 03:51:15 PM
Yes.  Keep on me on AIM.  I'll try to put up a league in the next couple days and make posts so people can sign up.  Then we can draft some weekday night about a week from the start of the league.   
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on August 09, 2011, 11:41:34 PM
Who should El Asso Wipo break next? Like so TCHA with his knee?
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Post by: xiv on August 10, 2011, 09:55:07 AM
The guy who evicted the ceiling possum!
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Post by: Tanya Black on August 10, 2011, 10:38:32 AM
Is it true CP was wished well on his future endeavors?
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Post by: xiv on August 10, 2011, 02:17:45 PM
NO!  he got violently and maliciously kicked to the curb!
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Post by: J on August 11, 2011, 01:53:42 PM
5 greatest rappers of all time?
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Post by: J on August 11, 2011, 01:53:49 PM
5 greatest current rappers?
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Post by: Laura Seton on August 11, 2011, 02:11:16 PM
Hey Scotty,

Who is your all-time mancrush?
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Post by: xiv on August 11, 2011, 03:03:50 PM
5 greatest rappers of all time?

Jay Z
Eminem
Black Starr (Kweli and Mos Def... I think they're sum is better than the parts)
Kanye West
Chuck D - PE was the first rap group I really got into with Apocalpyse '91
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Post by: xiv on August 11, 2011, 03:06:17 PM
5 greatest current rappers?

Eminem
Kanye
Jay Z
Nicki Minaj
and... out of left field, and not joking:
Bo Burnham... yes he's a comedian... but I really like the way he raps, and he's funny, and he's actually putting together an album, and I'm very very intrigued by this
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Post by: xiv on August 11, 2011, 03:15:32 PM
Hey Scotty,

Who is your all-time mancrush?

you know its really REALLY hard to pick one.  Griffey Jr would be up there, but I was a kid when I was a fan, so mancrush isn't accurate. 

So I'm gonna qualify that with since I was 18.  I'm also gonna list a couple in different arenas.

Music:  Jack White and Dave Grohl (grohl developed more recenctly even though I've been a Foos fan for since they came into existence)

MLB:  Strasburg, Verlander, David Price, Jose Reyes... there are more, I'll cap it at 4

NFL:  Aaron Rodgers, Reggie Wayne, Ochocinco

Miscellaneous:  Scott Van Pelt, Chris Jericho, Joe Rogan, Daniel Tosh, Conan O'brien

At this moment the final 3 would be:

Rodgers, Verlander, and Grohl. 

Lean towards Grohl

excellent question.
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Post by: TheLegacy on August 12, 2011, 08:51:42 AM
How can you like Strasburg when two of your favorite teams are NL East teams not named "Nationals"?
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Post by: TheLegacy on August 12, 2011, 08:51:59 AM
What did you think of last night's Impact?
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Post by: xiv on August 12, 2011, 09:13:41 AM
Blah... Reminds me why I don't worry about watching. It's too sophisticated to be an Indy, but production doesn't hold a candle to the E. Also 3 epic beat down segments was over kill
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Post by: xiv on August 12, 2011, 09:16:15 AM
How can you like Strasburg when two of your favorite teams are NL East teams not named "Nationals"?

Followed the guy in college. Being a dan of players is just that. I like him. O like watching him pitch. Even if he was a brave... Which is a team I hate.  Nats aren't threats or perennial contenders either which makes it easy
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Post by: Tanya Black on August 13, 2011, 08:33:11 AM
Sub or Dub?
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Post by: xiv on August 13, 2011, 08:43:00 AM
I'm not entirely sure what Dub is...  if this is a food question?  Sub.  If not, please explain.
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Post by: J on August 13, 2011, 09:00:57 AM
What's your burger order?
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Post by: xiv on August 13, 2011, 09:07:38 AM
Medium Well with American (possibly swiss... 2 pieces) mushrooms, lettuce, ketchup, mustard, pickles
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Post by: Tanya Black on August 13, 2011, 09:22:30 AM
I'm not entirely sure what Dub is...  if this is a food question?  Sub.  If not, please explain.

Do you like your foreign films/tv subtitled (Sub) or Dubbed with new audio (Dub)?
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Post by: xiv on August 13, 2011, 09:32:30 AM
the answer stays the same.  Sub.  I HATE voice over.  I'd rather read. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on August 13, 2011, 02:13:04 PM
What is the Stellar Insanity Pizza?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 13, 2011, 03:28:08 PM
Honey mustard chicken if we're in Philly... Deep dish sausage in chi town
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on August 15, 2011, 02:51:54 PM
Did you decide on a EPL team, or still need help?

A rule of thumb, at least have a team by week three.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on August 15, 2011, 03:53:34 PM
Hey Scotty,

Is there any chance that MJ's the normal one and the rest of us qualify as odd?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 15, 2011, 04:01:14 PM
Did you decide on a EPL team, or still need help?

A rule of thumb, at least have a team by week three.

Working on it.  At least narrowed down, and playing FIFA 10 for like 5 hours yesterday helped too. 

I watched a lot of Man City last year, so I'm familiar with them.   And I like Fulham cuz Dempsey is my favorite American. 

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 15, 2011, 04:01:41 PM
There's always a chance.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 16, 2011, 12:14:39 PM
Did you decide on a EPL team, or still need help?

A rule of thumb, at least have a team by week three.

when does the EPL start, and what other teams are you considering?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 16, 2011, 12:26:41 PM
Started this past weekend. 

Fulham and Manchester City.  fulham, for as long as Clint Dempsey is there... there are rumors of him moving at the transfer deadline.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 16, 2011, 12:28:24 PM
why do you insist on trying to make me answer a very personal question in front of people I don't know?


also, if I said "42", would you know what I'm talking about?



furthermore, what did you think when you last saw A Clockwork Orange?



secondarily, have you a preference for clementines or oranges?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 16, 2011, 12:33:37 PM
I only asked cuz YOU brought it up in another thread.  I insisted cuz you decided to answer a question wiht a question.

42 is Jackie Robinson's number.  If that's not wha tyou're referring to?  Then I don't care.  Its JACKIE ROBINSON'S NUMBER.

this is brilliant.  Though I read Clockwork more recently than watched it.  The book is also brilliant, but hard cuz you have to figure out their strange future speak slang language.

oranges.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 16, 2011, 12:34:31 PM
how frequently do you watch movies / read books and feel sympathetic to the villain?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 16, 2011, 12:36:16 PM
Almost never. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 16, 2011, 12:37:12 PM
how long could you keep up the question / answer game on the forum today, were I so committed to the cause?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 16, 2011, 12:38:04 PM
Not much longer.  I'm trying to get some work done and the shit i had ot scan into my computer for work has just gotten fucked. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 16, 2011, 12:38:59 PM
if / when you get time, have you seen the show GREEK?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 16, 2011, 12:39:18 PM
nope.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on August 17, 2011, 09:05:55 AM
We've had the top 5 hottest women.

Now gimme a top 5 that scare the fuck out of you...
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 17, 2011, 02:09:33 PM
Kathy Bates - all misery's fault
Serena Williams - she's big, strong, intimidating, and moody
Nicole Bass (though that is DNA testing pending... not entirely sure she's a she)
Cyborg Santos 
Tanya Harding
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on August 17, 2011, 02:24:18 PM
I'd fuck the shit out of Serena Williams.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 17, 2011, 02:41:31 PM
she would make hideous noises, and hurt something during... and then would feed on you mantis style once she was done with you. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on August 17, 2011, 02:51:18 PM
I bet it's all bravado, man.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 17, 2011, 03:34:28 PM
honorable mentions to Bachman, SNookie, oh and that creepy girl from Audition.  That girl was fucking TERRIFYING. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on August 17, 2011, 08:54:59 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 17, 2011, 08:55:29 PM
57 cubits per nanosecond
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on August 17, 2011, 08:57:06 PM
honorable mentions to Bachman, SNookie, oh and that creepy girl from Audition.  That girl was fucking TERRIFYING. 

I'll second Snookie. :p
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on August 18, 2011, 06:06:41 PM
Is Snookie small enough to be used as a very fat golf tee?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 18, 2011, 06:07:41 PM
Maybe if you lay her down and use her FUPA.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on August 18, 2011, 06:13:58 PM
Maybe if you lay her down and use her FUPA.

You can get near that rot chamber all you want, Freakshow...

Who's the top five "celebrities" who need their own exhibit in the SI carnival?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 18, 2011, 06:40:55 PM
Busey -- reading tarot cards/doing psychic stuff/palm readings
Skip Bayless -- In the punch him in the face for a dollar booth
Dave Grohl  -- where you do karaoke with him
Lindsay Lohan -- "Will She Snort/Swallow that?"  its a game... you'll win stuffed animals
Mark Somers -- he should run a constant double dare obstacle course
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on August 18, 2011, 06:42:16 PM
Busey -- reading tarot cards/doing psychic stuff/palm readings
Skip Bayless -- In the punch him in the face for a dollar booth
Dave Grohl  -- where you do karaoke with him
Lindsay Lohan -- "Will She Snort/Swallow that?"  its a game... you'll win stuffed animals
Mark Somers -- he should run a constant double dare obstacle course


Will this go in the next SI carnival RP?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 18, 2011, 06:44:49 PM
no.  But it may give us some ideas :D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on August 18, 2011, 07:12:46 PM
should I just constantly stand by the Lohan booth?  Is that the closest to a guaranteed win ever?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 18, 2011, 07:15:02 PM
Yeah.  clearly we're probably losing cash on this one.  Or will have to charge 10 bucks a guess to cover our over head. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on August 19, 2011, 02:27:08 PM
Hey Scotty,

Do you think Drew realizes it's possible athletes can overcome early injuries and still become superstars?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 19, 2011, 02:36:14 PM
Maybe, but maybe Haters just gon' Hate. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on August 19, 2011, 02:41:03 PM
What brand of Hatorade does Drew drink, Scotty?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 22, 2011, 04:20:43 AM
Hey Scotty,

Do you think Drew realizes it's possible athletes can overcome early injuries and still become superstars?

Of course I do, just not Strasburg. Mostly because he's a tool.

Oh right, question.

How much of a tool is Strasburg?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 22, 2011, 07:53:02 AM
What brand of Hatorade does Drew drink, Scotty?

 it's called "sports talk" Available country wide on AM dials everywhere
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 22, 2011, 07:56:16 AM
Hey Scotty,

Do you think Drew realizes it's possible athletes can overcome early injuries and still become superstars?

Of course I do, just not Strasburg. Mostly because he's a tool.

Oh right, question.

How much of a tool is Strasburg?

-3.  Not a dickbag. Working his ass off to return to a team that is out of it. Now the #1 draft pick the Nats got from last year? That kid has insane tool readings
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on August 22, 2011, 09:28:25 AM
What happened to the first XIII sirScottMHayes?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 22, 2011, 11:29:17 AM
Hey Scotty,

Do you think Drew realizes it's possible athletes can overcome early injuries and still become superstars?

Of course I do, just not Strasburg. Mostly because he's a tool.

Oh right, question.

How much of a tool is Strasburg?

-3.  Not a dickbag. Working his ass off to return to a team that is out of it. Now the #1 draft pick the Nats got from last year? That kid has insane tool readings

Oh right that...Bryce kid or something that's already injured.

Alright, how insane of a tool is Bryce Harper on a scale of 1 to Strasburg?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 22, 2011, 12:40:17 PM
if you had STUPID cash... what would be something absurd you'd do with it?


buy a soda fountain. I always think that fountain drinks taste better than canned / bottled sodas. [/quote]


Is that absurd enough, or do I need to think of something mo' better?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 22, 2011, 02:08:22 PM
What happened to the first XIII sirScottMHayes?

Uh... accidents... yeah, we'll go with accidents... statute of limitations and what not.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 22, 2011, 02:09:44 PM
Harper is -17 Strasburgs  on the scale you set up.  Cuz Strasburg, not a tool... so 1 would be tool... Harper = uber tool.  Crazy talented, but still... uber tool. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 22, 2011, 02:13:16 PM
if you had STUPID cash... what would be something absurd you'd do with it?


I retooled.  Not absurd enough.  If you can buy it at Sam's club?  Not absurd enough.  Ask me that same question and I'll show you absurd.  :D

buy a soda fountain. I always think that fountain drinks taste better than canned / bottled sodas.


Is that absurd enough, or do I need to think of something mo' better?
[/quote]
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: X-Calibur on August 23, 2011, 08:33:22 AM
Scooty Booty,

You feelin' fruity?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 23, 2011, 08:49:26 AM
I thought I had asked, but what would you do with STUPID cash?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 23, 2011, 02:21:38 PM
Scooty Booty,

You feelin' fruity?

Not so much. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 23, 2011, 02:22:43 PM
I thought I had asked, but what would you do with STUPID cash?

I would have a modest house... maybe 3 or 4 bedrooms,  in a nice warm climate.  But outside to inside my house?  A mother-effin' Dolphin tank.  I'd have a huge dolphin tank with 2-3 dolphins.  It'd be AWESOME. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on August 23, 2011, 02:24:25 PM
I heard during the earthquake you leaped into a canal and saved an entire family from drowning.

is this correct scooter pie?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 23, 2011, 02:25:57 PM
Yes.  I did many heroic things during the "Big One" 2011.  American Red Cross training totally in effect.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on August 23, 2011, 02:28:33 PM
Was one of those heroic things hiding the donuts from the extra police on the scene?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 23, 2011, 02:34:08 PM
I neutralized the threat, yes (read:  ate the donuts myself)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on August 23, 2011, 03:46:53 PM
Hey Scotty,

If you chew gum, what's your favorite flavor?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 23, 2011, 04:28:30 PM
i do... i go ice breaker winter green or spearmint
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 23, 2011, 11:44:55 PM
i do... i go ice breaker winter green or spearmint

Have you tried the new Trident Layers? Orchard Peach/Ripe Mango and the Pineapple/Green Apple ones are quite good.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on August 23, 2011, 11:49:06 PM
i do... i go ice breaker winter green or spearmint

Have you tried the new Trident Layers? Orchard Peach/Ripe Mango and the Pineapple/Green Apple ones are quite good.

I love the Pineapple/Green Apple one.

Great XIV one, will there be a sirScottMHayesXV?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 24, 2011, 07:27:59 AM
top 10 stadiums you've ever visited?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 24, 2011, 07:28:15 AM
top 10 stadiums you want to visit?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 24, 2011, 07:28:36 AM
dragons or lions?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 24, 2011, 07:31:52 AM
i do... i go ice breaker winter green or spearmint

Have you tried the new Trident Layers? Orchard Peach/Ripe Mango and the Pineapple/Green Apple ones are quite good.

No but that sounds good
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 24, 2011, 07:32:41 AM
i do... i go ice breaker winter green or spearmint

Have you tried the new Trident Layers? Orchard Peach/Ripe Mango and the Pineapple/Green Apple ones are quite good.

I love the Pineapple/Green Apple one.

Great XIV one, will there be a sirScottMHayesXV?

Maybe... Some day... Probably a horrible accident/mistake
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 24, 2011, 07:40:11 AM
top 10 stadiums you want to visit?

Wembley
PNC (pirates)
AT&T
Lambeau
New Yankee
Qwest field (Seahawks or sounders)
Fenway
Wrigley
The Jerry dome in Dallas
Nou camp. Sounds awesome fc barcelona plays there
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 24, 2011, 07:48:10 AM
top 10 stadiums you've ever visited?

Notre dame stadium
Citizen's bank park
Yankee stadium
Camden yards
Lincoln financial
Beaver stadium
Citi field
Ppl park (union)
M&t bank stadium
Nationals park.. I guess
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 24, 2011, 07:48:33 AM
dragons or lions?
dragon
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 24, 2011, 09:34:08 AM
are there any stadiums which are now no longer standing which you wish you could've visited?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 24, 2011, 10:20:00 AM
Not really... Maybe ebbet field if that's where the Brooklyn dodgers played
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on August 24, 2011, 06:34:40 PM
Hey Scotty,

What's your favorite thing when visiting a ballpark (any sport)?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 24, 2011, 06:43:31 PM
it'd have to be the game. That's the whole reason I'm there. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on August 24, 2011, 06:57:45 PM
Do you want an authentic Disgruntled Mexican Great Burrito?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 24, 2011, 06:59:51 PM
For sure.  Sounds delicious.  Wash it down with Ask an Asian brand of Haterade, and I'd call that a meal fit for kings.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on August 25, 2011, 08:08:21 PM
Hey Scotty,

How do you plan to stay safe this weekend?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 25, 2011, 08:13:15 PM
sit in my house.  Watch sports.  MAYBE go out for food.  Its really not much different than most weekends, other than i won't be attending any sporting events... cuz they'll all be cancelled.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on August 25, 2011, 08:22:28 PM
Do you want an authentic Disgruntled Mexican Great Burrito?

I think you're the first one who actually said yes to that, Scotty.

I was starting to feel bad for Rich! :p
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on August 25, 2011, 08:48:41 PM
Do you want an authentic Disgruntled Mexican Great Burrito?

I think you're the first one who actually said yes to that, Scotty.

I was starting to feel bad for Rich! :p

How do you feel about having the best taste in the Ask Forums when it comes to Burritos?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 25, 2011, 10:06:31 PM
Do you want an authentic Disgruntled Mexican Great Burrito?

I think you're the first one who actually said yes to that, Scotty.

I was starting to feel bad for Rich! :p

I love a good burrito.  I might edit replace a couple ingredients, but i'm down.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 25, 2011, 10:07:13 PM

How do you feel about having the best taste in the Ask Forums when it comes to Burritos?

Good enough to put it on my resume.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on August 26, 2011, 11:02:32 AM
Hey Scotty,

Why has burrito talk started taking over the Ask threads?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 26, 2011, 03:11:37 PM
cuz people love to eat burritos.  They're delicious.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 26, 2011, 03:15:54 PM
cuz people love to eat burritos.  They're delicious.

What kind of burrito would suit Maya?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 26, 2011, 03:16:49 PM
Chicken inside.  rice, beans, lots of cheese.  No guac.  No sour cream... everything else is  okay. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 26, 2011, 03:21:01 PM
Chicken inside.  rice, beans, lots of cheese.  No guac.  No sour cream... everything else is  okay. 

Are you sure? I'm fairly certain Maya would like a second helping of sour cream.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 26, 2011, 03:33:22 PM
positive.  hate sour cream
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 26, 2011, 03:37:26 PM
positive.  hate sour cream

Explain?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on August 26, 2011, 05:14:04 PM
He just gave you a marketing idea Drew! Sour cream....now with 15% more hatred!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on August 26, 2011, 07:42:34 PM
Does the extra hatred sour cream go terrifically with HATERADE?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 26, 2011, 07:52:26 PM

Explain?

I don't like sour cream.  Don't like the taste or texture.  I also hate whipped cream. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 26, 2011, 07:53:02 PM
Does the extra hatred sour cream go terrifically with HATERADE?

Only if you want a a diabetic coma of hatred.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on August 26, 2011, 10:58:41 PM
Hey Scotty,

How long would one be in one of those said diabetic comas?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 27, 2011, 07:08:42 AM
Depends on the Caloric Hate Content.  The higher the content, the longer the coma, and vice versa.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Jenkins on August 27, 2011, 10:52:46 AM
Why is there sixteen Scott M. Hayeses?  Isn't 15 enough?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on August 27, 2011, 10:53:44 AM
Why is there sixteen Scott M. Hayeses?  Isn't 15 enough?

You suck at Roman Numerals XIV is 14. XVI is 16.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on August 27, 2011, 11:02:38 AM
Maybe he's lysdexic, OtherDave.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Jenkins on August 27, 2011, 11:07:57 AM
Nah, I misread the Roman numeral.  Dyslexic, I've had my moments.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 27, 2011, 11:10:42 AM
Why is there sixteen Scott M. Hayeses?  Isn't 15 enough?

there aren't 16, nor 15... go back and redo the Roman Numerals, Skippy. We'll wait.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 27, 2011, 11:11:16 AM
Why is there sixteen Scott M. Hayeses?  Isn't 15 enough?

You suck at Roman Numerals XIV is 14. XVI is 16.

Oh... and this ^
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on August 27, 2011, 01:32:39 PM
Hey Scotty,

Who's your favorite Jenkins of all-time?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Jenkins on August 27, 2011, 01:38:58 PM
Why is there sixteen Scott M. Hayeses?  Isn't 15 enough?

there aren't 16, nor 15... go back and redo the Roman Numerals, Skippy. We'll wait.
I MISREAD THE NUMERAL YOU CUNT~!

*Goes off on a psuedopsycho rage*
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 27, 2011, 01:39:28 PM
Ferguson
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 27, 2011, 01:40:19 PM
I MISREAD THE NUMERAL YOU CUNT~!

*Goes off on a psuedopsycho rage*

not my fault you can't fucking read. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on August 28, 2011, 12:08:44 AM
Did the girls in bikinis prompt the late night whoring?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on August 28, 2011, 12:16:39 AM
Do you find it offensive that Rich is accusing you of late night street corner whoring? The man's got mouths to feed Rich!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 28, 2011, 07:02:52 AM
Did the girls in bikinis prompt the late night whoring?

Sadly, no.  Didn't want to be the creepy old guy sitting there watching girls in bikinis... in a trench coat... pantless.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 28, 2011, 07:03:41 AM
Do you find it offensive that Rich is accusing you of late night street corner whoring? The man's got mouths to feed Rich!

haha its  a safe assumption.  I did show myself to be quite the whore on these here forums all during the day.  Why wouldn't I continue it in the evening?  :D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on August 28, 2011, 09:36:56 AM
Did the girls in bikinis prompt the late night whoring?

Sadly, no.  Didn't want to be the creepy old guy sitting there watching girls in bikinis... in a trench coat... pantless.

In that case can I have my trench coat back?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 28, 2011, 09:52:19 AM
if you want... it... uh... may be stained.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on August 28, 2011, 12:11:15 PM
Did you realize it was stained when I lent it to you?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 28, 2011, 12:33:09 PM
Nope.  So you won't even notice!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on August 28, 2011, 01:40:46 PM
Hey Scotty,

Why do pitchers steal bases?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 28, 2011, 01:51:02 PM
Because they can! 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on August 30, 2011, 04:43:27 PM
How much whoring can you do today to get 5000?  Will you give a speech on your achievement?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 30, 2011, 05:16:13 PM
It doesn't even have to be that much...  No speeches, just strippers and cake.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on August 30, 2011, 05:45:49 PM
Um I ate the cake. Can I just bring a stripper?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on August 30, 2011, 06:13:33 PM
We all know what happened last time strippers and giants cakes became involved in SHOOT Project. Right Mark?!?!

No amount of febreze will combat a smell of rot that powerful...
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 30, 2011, 08:30:59 PM
Um I ate the cake. Can I just bring a stripper?

Yes.  We can alwasy get more cake.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 30, 2011, 08:31:27 PM
We all know what happened last time strippers and giants cakes became involved in SHOOT Project. Right Mark?!?!

No amount of febreze will combat a smell of rot that powerful...

We do.  We have learned from our mistakes. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on August 30, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
Notre Dame's chances against South Florida?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 30, 2011, 09:18:40 PM
Good.   I am eager to see their leap offensively in the 2nd year under Kelly.  I'm also interested to see how the QB play goes.  I like Crist's arm and accuracy, but Rees really displayed those "intangibles" and is more mobile. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on August 30, 2011, 09:58:59 PM
Hey Scotty,

Isn't it cool you hit 5K and the board hit 50K on the same day?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on August 30, 2011, 11:01:22 PM
ND's chances on a major bowl bid?

I mean, since I know you heart the fighting irish like I do. And also post-whoring.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 31, 2011, 08:13:55 AM
Hey Scotty,

Isn't it cool you hit 5K and the board hit 50K on the same day?

Hell yes! It's awesome. Celebrate good times, CMON!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 31, 2011, 08:17:16 AM
ND's chances on a major bowl bid?

I mean, since I know you heart the fighting irish like I do. And also post-whoring.
Major as in any BCS Game? It's possible, but I'm not crazy optimistic about it.  Their schedule isn't bad. I could see them goin 9-3 or 10-2... So a new years day bowl possibly a BCS bowl is within reach
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on August 31, 2011, 08:28:52 AM
What is a pizza hangover?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 31, 2011, 09:49:34 AM
What is a pizza hangover?

Like it sounds... Day after eating this beast I feel hungover.  It was a stuffed pie... Stuffed w/cheesesteaks sausage and pep pizza on top. Delicious and evil
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on August 31, 2011, 09:53:07 AM
Sounds like it was worth the hangover.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 31, 2011, 11:24:20 AM
It wAs... I have 3 pieces leftover in my fridge
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 31, 2011, 11:57:40 AM
Good.   I am eager to see their leap offensively in the 2nd year under Kelly.  I'm also interested to see how the QB play goes.  I like Crist's arm and accuracy, but Rees really displayed those "intangibles" and is more mobile. 

can ND really go wrong with a guy whose name is that close to being "Christ"?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 31, 2011, 11:58:47 AM
would you vote for a pitcher as MVP?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 31, 2011, 12:10:09 PM
Good.   I am eager to see their leap offensively in the 2nd year under Kelly.  I'm also interested to see how the QB play goes.  I like Crist's arm and accuracy, but Rees really displayed those "intangibles" and is more mobile.  

can ND really go wrong with a guy whose name is that close to being "Christ"?

Apparently... He has been smited twice in his college career
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 31, 2011, 12:11:38 PM
would you vote for a pitcher as MVP?
Absolutely. He has to be other worldly, but yes. I'd vote for verlander this year.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on August 31, 2011, 01:02:20 PM
define other worldly.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 31, 2011, 02:08:42 PM
define other worldly.

Justin Verlander.  20 wins by AUgust.  Great numbers, complete games/IP/K's oh and a No No.  His record in games he starts after a Tigers loss is amazing.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on August 31, 2011, 05:45:48 PM
Top 5 Epic Whores?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on August 31, 2011, 06:09:26 PM
Jenna Jameson is a top 5 epic whore... and we're all the better for it.

Wilt Chamberlain (if his 10,000 number is actually accurate)

KISS the whole band (thought about just putting Gene Simmons here), cuz they'll put their faces/name on anything and sell it. 

mary magdelane... cuz she's a whore "OG"

Chris O'Dell -  aka world famous groupie
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on September 01, 2011, 10:00:18 AM
Jenna Jameson is a top 5 epic whore... and we're all the better for it.



have you seen the one where she's on a boat with the "captain" in the steering room?

oddly enough, that's the only one I've ever seen with her.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on September 01, 2011, 10:04:32 AM
Good.   I am eager to see their leap offensively in the 2nd year under Kelly.  I'm also interested to see how the QB play goes.  I like Crist's arm and accuracy, but Rees really displayed those "intangibles" and is more mobile.  

can ND really go wrong with a guy whose name is that close to being "Christ"?

Apparently... He has been smited twice in his college career


there's some passage in the Bible where Jesus says that his friends will deny him three times before "the time".

Ironic?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 01, 2011, 10:13:45 AM
Jenna Jameson is a top 5 epic whore... and we're all the better for it.



have you seen the one where she's on a boat with the "captain" in the steering room?

oddly enough, that's the only one I've ever seen with her.
yeah... Not her best
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 01, 2011, 10:14:55 AM
Good.   I am eager to see their leap offensively in the 2nd year under Kelly.  I'm also interested to see how the QB play goes.  I like Crist's arm and accuracy, but Rees really displayed those "intangibles" and is more mobile. 

can ND really go wrong with a guy whose name is that close to being "Christ"?

Apparently... He has been smited twice in his college career


there's some passage in the Bible where Jesus says that his friends will deny him three times before "the time".

Ironic?
No irony in the least... Blasphemy in comparing a WR to Christ, but yeah... No irony what so ever
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on September 01, 2011, 11:32:45 AM
Are you a juggalo?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 01, 2011, 11:44:07 AM
Feels redundant since the answer is found in another thread, but no... Not now not ever
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: X-Calibur on September 01, 2011, 04:24:01 PM
Does it chafe your labia when I ask you questions in other non-question-asking threads, self?

:D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 01, 2011, 06:24:29 PM
Nope.  It tends to facilitate me in whoring.  So I see it as a positive. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on September 01, 2011, 10:10:32 PM
Hey Scotty,

How does someone chafe their labia?

.....

Better yet, please don't answer that.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on September 01, 2011, 10:20:53 PM
How does one treat a chafed labia, scooter pie? Neosporin?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 01, 2011, 10:34:41 PM
Hey Scotty,

How does someone chafe their labia?

.....

Better yet, please don't answer that.

Either they're dry and you still try to make with the hump hump...

OR....

You hump them dry and don't stop cuz you can't stop... cuz you won't stop.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 01, 2011, 10:35:27 PM
How does one treat a chafed labia, scooter pie? Neosporin?

water based lubricant.  Maybe some Aloe to promote healing.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on September 01, 2011, 11:08:01 PM
How many times has your labia been chafed?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on September 02, 2011, 12:23:22 AM
Would you recommend the same treatment for labia chafe to that of a chafed eye socket?

Asking for a friend of mine.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 02, 2011, 07:39:57 AM
How many times has your labia been chafed?
pi
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 02, 2011, 07:40:54 AM
Would you recommend the same treatment for labia chafe to that of a chafed eye socket?

Asking for a friend of mine.
if youre going eye socket you arent sweating chafing
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on September 03, 2011, 12:15:41 AM
Hey Scotty,

How does someone chafe their labia?

.....

Better yet, please don't answer that.

Either they're dry and you still try to make with the hump hump...

OR....

You hump them dry and don't stop cuz you can't stop... cuz you won't stop.
Hey Scotty,

Is it bad that I read "don't stop" and the first thing that ran through my head was from Ke$ha's fantastic song, "Don't stop, make it pop..."?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 03, 2011, 08:50:46 AM
It wasn't good. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on September 03, 2011, 09:43:29 AM
Which Kesha song would you prefer Dube think of?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 03, 2011, 10:19:59 AM
We R who we R ... of course
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on September 03, 2011, 10:24:43 AM
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lol-laettners.jpg)

Is this a true statement?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 03, 2011, 10:56:19 AM
I reckon it is.   Though you can find better "Laettners", in my opinion.  Avant is their 3/4 WR.  And with the way Vick plays Vince is bound to start 2 games.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on September 03, 2011, 11:11:00 AM
When's the last time you scoop slammed someone?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on September 03, 2011, 11:40:16 AM
Hey Scotty,

Why is Lady Gaga so...let's say 'strange?'
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 03, 2011, 12:10:24 PM
When's the last time you scoop slammed someone?

Probably 3 or 4 years.  Wrestling moves in teh pool is always a good time.  power bombs, and especially razor's edge styled are always a good time.  Also the F-5 works well.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 03, 2011, 12:11:26 PM
Hey Scotty,

Why is Lady Gaga so...let's say 'strange?'

To garner attention and to to push people outside of their comfort zone.  What she is doing isn't all that different than what Madonna did. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on September 03, 2011, 03:51:48 PM
Who brought the flooding to South Bend?  Jesus to save a ND humiliation or CP?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 03, 2011, 03:58:40 PM
Well there is no saying this could save ND from anything, so my guess is CP has finally struck.  Exacting his revenge on the one he calls "Bill"
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on September 04, 2011, 03:05:54 AM
Damn that storm was nasty. It seemed like every cloud in the sky was teasing "funnel" all the way, and I lost power for a little bit.

BTW, do you think Floyd probably should have tried to make a play on that onside kick instead of letting someone else nab it?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 04, 2011, 11:01:01 AM
I didnt' see teh Onside kick.  I turned it off at the 2nd delay and didn't realize they moved it to Vs until it was too late.  So I have no idea.  It doesn't matter, though.  They didn't deserve to win. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on September 04, 2011, 01:01:56 PM
Just so you know, Floyd held his arms out as if the ball owed it to him to be caught, and a USF player jumped in front and actually made a play on the ball and came up with it.

It was disgusting. Not that USF got the play, but that Floyd didnt even try with the game on the line.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on September 04, 2011, 01:08:12 PM
Would you rather take a Diamond Cutter or an RKO?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 04, 2011, 01:23:01 PM
Just so you know, Floyd held his arms out as if the ball owed it to him to be caught, and a USF player jumped in front and actually made a play on the ball and came up with it.

It was disgusting. Not that USF got the play, but that Floyd didnt even try with the game on the line.

yeah but he basically WAS the offense the 2nd half.  Plus if it was an onside kick he was running away from the ball on a wet field, while the USF player would be running towards the ball.  But I'd have ot see a replay to say that 100%... .stiill they didn't deserve to win, and he was amazing throughout.  If anything its just a nother mistake in a game that had a giant awful pile o fmistakes throughout. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 04, 2011, 01:23:42 PM
Would you rather take a Diamond Cutter or an RKO?

Ugh... neither guy is a favorite of mine.  I guess RKO
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on September 08, 2011, 12:02:06 PM
Hey Scotty,

Meant to ask you this after I left Philly: How much roadwork are they doing on the Schuylkill?  I'm positive it's badly congested anyways, but it was amazing how backed up and stopped everyone was (even the entrance ramps) headed in the direction of Philly.  Is it wrong I laughed at that as I was leaving the area?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 08, 2011, 03:17:28 PM
Schuylkill is perpetually fucked.  They can't expand it and its one of the most trafficked and important roads in the area.  It will randomly be backed up at 1am on a weeknight. 

No, its okay to laugh as you're leaving and not having to deal with the awfulness. That is why I avoid that road like the plague every day when commuting.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on September 08, 2011, 03:35:16 PM
What are the keys to being an excellent whore?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 08, 2011, 03:49:26 PM
Dedication to the craft, and energy.  Helps to have an opinion on stuff, and be inquisitive.  You want to foster an environment that is inclusive. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on September 08, 2011, 04:03:43 PM
ND is supposedly the favorite going into the Big House this week. Do you agree with that assumption?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 08, 2011, 04:05:47 PM
No.  I watched them play USF.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on September 08, 2011, 11:35:25 PM
Do YOU remember where you were/what you were doing the morning of September 11, 2001?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 10, 2011, 12:52:13 AM
Yes.  I lived it 133 Magnolia Street, in west chester.  It was a tuesday.  First class was at 9:30.  My alarm went off shortly after the 1st plane hit, and the local radio station, y100, 100.3' s morning show, Preston and Steve were talking about plane hitting one of the twin towers.  INformation was sketchy and they were trying to figure out what happened, and I decided to switch channels to Stern.  I remember they were saying there were reports that it was a personal aircraft - and I remember I turned on the tv, saw the result and said, "no way is that from a a personal plane".  Shortly after I turned on my tv and my roommate walked into the room wondering if I was heading to campus the 2nd plane hit. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on September 11, 2011, 10:39:19 PM
Favorite Eagles player?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 12, 2011, 07:10:49 PM
Offense:  Lesean McCoy  (runner up: Desean Jackson - who's jersey I have)

Defense: Trevor Laws (runner up: Trent Cole  runner-runner up:  Nnamdi Awesome-wah - he could be atop the list, but he's only 1 game into his time as an Iggle.)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on September 13, 2011, 10:39:56 AM
Why won't you let me love you?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 13, 2011, 05:17:22 PM
i have intimacy issues... and you smell like chum.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on September 13, 2011, 08:14:13 PM
So you don't like my Salty Old Seaman brand Chum Cologne?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 13, 2011, 08:28:28 PM
it was a bad choice. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on September 13, 2011, 08:37:10 PM
Excited for new episodes of It's Always Sunny?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 13, 2011, 08:44:38 PM
hell yes!  I can't wait.  Rob M. (Mac in the show) put on something like 50 pounds for this season.  No... not muscle. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on September 13, 2011, 08:47:33 PM
lol I saw in the preview he was looking chunky, was wondering about that.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 13, 2011, 08:50:12 PM
He was on a local radio show who has supported the show since its onset, and was HS friends with one of the producers... and he was saying how the first 20 pounds was easy, and he did it healthy.  But then it was "I could eat 5 meals a day of chicken and steamed veggies, or I could have a Big Mac".
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on September 14, 2011, 10:19:35 PM
Hey Scotty,

How many women's basketball players do you know of?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 15, 2011, 07:46:31 AM
The big stars for sure. Plus a random name here or there... So maybe 10-20
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on September 15, 2011, 09:25:49 AM
Should I start Anquan Boldin (against Tennessee) or Steve Smith (against Green Bay) for my other fantasy league?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on September 15, 2011, 12:38:12 PM
Why does our damn fantasy league tell me I am unable to drop a player? For example, it told me I cannot drop LeGarrett Blount for some reason...not that I was going to drop him, but I want the ability to pick and choose who I want to ditch. I mean, you never know...maybe I want to drop Aaron Rogers?!?!? I should have that right!!?!?!?!?!!!!

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on September 15, 2011, 01:04:22 PM
Should I start Anquan Boldin (against Tennessee) or Steve Smith (against Green Bay) for my other fantasy league?
Dubey Downer says Steve Smith.

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Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 15, 2011, 02:16:02 PM
Should I start Anquan Boldin (against Tennessee) or Steve Smith (against Green Bay) for my other fantasy league?

I'd start 'Quan.  Green Bay's corners are too good.  Plus they have a nice pass rush.  Could be a rough day for Cam and thus his recievers.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 15, 2011, 02:16:59 PM
Why does our damn fantasy league tell me I am unable to drop a player? For example, it told me I cannot drop LeGarrett Blount for some reason...not that I was going to drop him, but I want the ability to pick and choose who I want to ditch. I mean, you never know...maybe I want to drop Aaron Rogers?!?!? I should have that right!!?!?!?!?!!!

Yahoo deems certain players undroppable.  Usually the first 5-6 rounds and then eventually the top 60 ranked players, or so.  If they get hurt you will be able to drop them.  But yeah... Yahoo sets that shit.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on September 16, 2011, 07:44:59 AM
How come no one is willing to trade me?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 16, 2011, 09:29:59 AM
They dont want to take advantage of the elderly
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: X-Calibur on September 17, 2011, 12:06:39 PM
How fucking PSYCHED are you for TWD coming back?!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on September 17, 2011, 07:44:58 PM
If Charlie from It's Always Sunny asked you to play Nightcrawlers, what would your response be?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 17, 2011, 08:07:54 PM
How fucking PSYCHED are you for TWD coming back?!

872... out of 100.  THAT psyched.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on September 22, 2011, 08:34:27 PM
Would you like a bite of rum ham?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 22, 2011, 08:36:19 PM
I'm not sure what it is...  and you offering does worry me.  So I say yes... with a question for you.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: VillanoXIII on September 23, 2011, 11:54:09 AM
How fucking PSYCHED are you for TWD coming back?!

872... out of 100.  THAT psyched.


What's TWD?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: X-Calibur on September 23, 2011, 12:27:53 PM
The Walking Dead.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 23, 2011, 12:33:17 PM
The Walking Dead.
what my other self said
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on September 23, 2011, 12:56:20 PM
What do you think of my LEGACY dream card?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on September 24, 2011, 12:57:02 PM
Hey Scotty,

Just how much of a cocky SOB does Ryan Braun appear to be?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 25, 2011, 08:42:35 PM
To me, not much at all... i may be missing something
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on September 25, 2011, 11:25:38 PM
Hey Scotty,

Which of baseball's 'unwritten' rules do you think are most ludicrous?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 26, 2011, 10:27:34 AM
So annoyed by the dont steal at a certain lead and that an okay retaliation is throwing at someone... They are adults... Throwing at someone and possibly hurting them is absurd over a steal if they are up 8.  Runner up: bunting fir a hit if a no no is being thrown. As long as its a part of that players game it should be fine
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 26, 2011, 10:31:38 AM
What do you think of my LEGACY dream card?
good stuff
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on September 26, 2011, 10:47:16 AM
Favorite post-season in Pro Sports?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 26, 2011, 01:48:15 PM
Baseball. 

Runner Up:  Hockey.

Because both games ramp up the intensity THAT much. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on September 26, 2011, 11:41:52 PM
Hey Scotty,

What's the biggest thing Loco regrets doing/not doing?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 27, 2011, 08:12:31 AM
Loco's biggest regret... Probably moxley's destruction... Perhaps the heel turn on stein in lefacy
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on September 29, 2011, 11:49:49 PM
Hey Scotty,

It's game 7 of the World Series.  You have every single pitcher in history at your disposal (you can even select someone from a certain year; IE: "Justin Verlander, 2011 edition")

Who do you pick?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on September 30, 2011, 03:03:57 PM
Should we change the name of this thread to "Dube Asks sirScottMHayesXIV" since it seems 85 percent of the questions come from him?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 30, 2011, 06:44:35 PM
Hey Scotty,

It's game 7 of the World Series.  You have every single pitcher in history at your disposal (you can even select someone from a certain year; IE: "Justin Verlander, 2011 edition")

Who do you pick?


Randy Johnson 2001.  Dude was so clutch in that playoffs.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on September 30, 2011, 06:46:07 PM
Should we change the name of this thread to "Dube Asks sirScottMHayesXIV" since it seems 85 percent of the questions come from him?

no.  Not his fault the rest of y'all are slacking
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on September 30, 2011, 11:36:15 PM
what poker tournament, mr I can't answer any other questions in any other thread?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on October 01, 2011, 12:11:20 AM
When will you just change your forum name to the Sheriff of Scottingham?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on October 01, 2011, 12:32:42 AM
I got you a set of plastic six SHOOTers for the SHOOT secret santa this year.

How excited are you about that?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on October 01, 2011, 12:38:42 AM
Dammit Jer! It's supposed to  be SECRET!!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on October 01, 2011, 12:43:28 AM
Dammit Jer! It's supposed to  be SECRET!!

I got too excited myself!!!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on October 01, 2011, 08:30:25 AM
If I kill you do I get to become SirScottMHayesXV?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on October 01, 2011, 03:49:30 PM
what poker tournament, mr I can't answer any other questions in any other thread?

Me and  group of friends play a weekly poker game at my house.  Though I haven't played as much recently I played enough to qualify for the championship on Thursday and could have one 100, 280, or 540 dollars.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on October 01, 2011, 03:52:28 PM
When will you just change your forum name to the Sheriff of Scottingham?

Probably never.   
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on October 01, 2011, 03:53:06 PM
I got you a set of plastic six SHOOTers for the SHOOT secret santa this year.

How excited are you about that?

INCREDIBLY.  Not to sound greedy, but I want a badge too.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on October 01, 2011, 03:54:07 PM
If I kill you do I get to become SirScottMHayesXV?

no. the Hayeses don't do murder.  So you just get a lifetime of butt rape in prison. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on October 01, 2011, 07:05:07 PM
If I kill you do I get to become SirScottMHayesXV?

no. the Hayeses don't do murder.  So you just get a lifetime of butt rape in prison. 

Isn't that a P:S Park Ride?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on October 01, 2011, 08:34:19 PM

Isn't that a P:S Park Ride?

Probably
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: VillanoXIII on October 05, 2011, 07:53:03 AM
where did you get the nickname "Sheriff of Scottingham"? (not "from whom")
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: VillanoXIII on October 05, 2011, 07:53:25 AM
Are you going to the Maryland vs Notre Dame game at FedEx Field?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: VillanoXIII on October 05, 2011, 07:53:46 AM
Will this Villano name ever hit 500 posts?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: VillanoXIII on October 05, 2011, 07:54:05 AM
Should I just scrap the Villano name already?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on October 05, 2011, 08:03:54 AM
The Sheriff of Scottingham is my brainchild, and the where is from my head, because I told him every time he signed up for a match I'd come up with a new nickname for him. 

I know you didn't ask for whom, but from where, it was really just a random occurrence.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on October 05, 2011, 08:58:02 AM
where did you get the nickname "Sheriff of Scottingham"? (not "from whom")
in the match writing thread. I sign for a match josh puts the nickname there
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on October 05, 2011, 08:58:48 AM
Are you going to the Maryland vs Notre Dame game at FedEx Field?
I'm supposed to
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on October 05, 2011, 08:59:49 AM
Will this Villano name ever hit 500 posts?
depends on how long you keep up with it
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: VillanoXIII on October 05, 2011, 10:28:38 AM
Should I just scrap the Villano name already?

you declined to answer that one?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on October 05, 2011, 10:54:50 AM
Should I just scrap the Villano name already?

you declined to answer that one?

Whoops... Mustve missed it, im on my phone.  Depends on what your goal was with the name. I never gotthe "ehore from a couple screen names"... Pick 1 for ooc stuff and  any other names would be for rps
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on October 12, 2011, 07:40:22 PM
Will you ever have Loco or Stellar Insanity come out to "Cannibal" by Ke$ha?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on October 12, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Probably not.  "JOker and the Thief" is SI's music.  I don't like to switch entrance music that often.  I used "C'mon C'mon" since TTW.  I used "Cannonball" by the Breeders before that, for most of my time in TTW.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on October 13, 2011, 08:40:02 PM
Did Frank make a believable 19 year old boy? lolol
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on October 14, 2011, 06:39:19 PM
haha not so much which made it all the better.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on October 29, 2011, 09:26:19 AM
Last time I remember it snowing it was October 2000, and it was the night of our Halloween party.  I dressed up as pikachu.  It was a 6-8 y/o's costume.  which I didn't ahve to alter or cut to get into.  It just fit like a tour de france rider's spandex suit... I drank too much that night and puked on the party thrower's porch. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 03, 2011, 12:12:24 PM
It is sunny in philadelphia... Im sitting in my car charging my phone and replying to a couple emails cuz of the laptop issues i chronicled in the "upset" thread
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on November 04, 2011, 11:29:24 AM
Since it's a sunny day in Philly....any plans to play Flip-Flip...Flip-adelphia at some point in your day?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 04, 2011, 01:55:17 PM
Probabbly not. Havent played any flip-flip-flipadelphia in a long time
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 04, 2011, 01:56:37 PM
But i an "the wildcard"... So you never know
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on November 04, 2011, 05:11:23 PM
Catcher or thrower?

A more concise variation on your question.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on November 04, 2011, 05:12:29 PM
Is it true that Dayman is fighter of the Nightman?

The champion of the sun?

Is he the defender of karate and friendship for everyone?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 04, 2011, 05:43:06 PM
Catcher or thrower?

A more concise variation on your question.

haha but much more vague with possible sexual undertones.   

I'd rather QB the winning toss. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 04, 2011, 05:44:14 PM
Is it true that Dayman is fighter of the Nightman?

The champion of the sun?

Is he the defender of karate and friendship for everyone?

He is all of those things, and so much more.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 18, 2011, 11:42:45 AM
has anyone ever gotten a Lexxus for Christmas?  they always do that commercial campaign... never saw someone get a luxury car with a huge red bow on it.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on November 18, 2011, 11:51:38 AM
I could answer...but this is not thread where I can do so.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 18, 2011, 12:30:20 PM
well then I will move to such a place
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on November 18, 2011, 01:26:00 PM
Did you see how I carried forward the Lexxus / B / Thread-jacking (ewww) thing?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on November 18, 2011, 01:26:59 PM
would you notice each of my questions if i squeezed a second one in without my signature?

*edit* not an option
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on November 18, 2011, 01:27:32 PM
If I got you a Die Hard Christmas ornament, would you put it on your tree?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 18, 2011, 01:27:45 PM
Did you see how I carried forward the Lexxus / B / Thread-jacking (ewww) thing?

Not yet.  But I will.  
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 18, 2011, 01:28:10 PM
would you notice each of my questions if i squeezed a second one in without my signature?

*edit* not an option

no i don't pay much attention to sigs.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 18, 2011, 01:28:33 PM
If I got you a Die Hard Christmas ornament, would you put it on your tree?

HO...HO...NO!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on November 18, 2011, 02:05:15 PM
What's the root of your SVP mancrush?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 18, 2011, 07:47:26 PM
What's the root of your SVP mancrush?

I've always been a fan when he's on the desk for Sportscenter, good combination of vast sports knowledge and a sense of humor, and he never takes himself seriously.  It was solidified when I got listen to his radio show.  We sync up on a lot of thoughts/ideas sports wise. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on November 19, 2011, 06:21:57 PM
What's going on?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 19, 2011, 08:26:47 PM
not much, trying to decide what to do wiht my saturday night, but my procrastination may be impacting my potential plans.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on November 19, 2011, 08:33:37 PM
You watch the ND game?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on November 19, 2011, 08:41:31 PM
What is the secret to good whoring?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 19, 2011, 09:18:20 PM
You watch the ND game?

yeah... glad they won, but they couldn't make it easy.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 19, 2011, 09:20:32 PM
What is the secret to good whoring?

be knowledgeable in lots of stuff.  Have an opinion on stuff. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on November 19, 2011, 10:19:27 PM
Why did you assume that OD was talking about POSTwhoring?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on November 19, 2011, 10:44:23 PM
Favorite character from The League?

(I just started watching this show, funny as fuck)

And did you catch the episode with Sarah Silverman as Andre's slutty sister?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 19, 2011, 10:47:52 PM
Why did you assume that OD was talking about POSTwhoring?

cuz I'm not giving the tricks of my trade away for free.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 19, 2011, 10:49:30 PM
Favorite character from The League?

(I just started watching this show, funny as fuck)

And did you catch the episode with Sarah Silverman as Andre's slutty sister?

Taco.  Hands down (for the regular cast) 
Rafi for the "extended cast"

and yes Sarah Silverman eating gelato = gold, her and Ruxin's dad... I was in tears.  THis show is why my FB status was "I hope my Thanksgiving table is filled with Yobagoya and Turkinea"
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on November 21, 2011, 12:57:04 PM
Favorite Super Mario game?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 21, 2011, 01:09:10 PM
Super mario 3... Or super mario world for the wii
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on November 21, 2011, 01:12:48 PM
Good choice, sir.

Another good one was Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. It was pretty addicting for me.

Favorite Super NES game?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 21, 2011, 06:47:31 PM
I never had an SNES and my best friend had a sega... so I'm having  a hard time thinking of something... was F-Zero a SNES game?  i liked that, if it was.  I really enjoyed Madden on it too.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on November 22, 2011, 09:56:04 AM
Next to Mario Kart, F-Zero is my all time favorite racing game. Then again, those are the only two I've been interested in playing.

Favorite Genesis game?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 22, 2011, 07:20:24 PM
NHL '94, or whatever WWF game he had where we'd do matches and see how many finishers we could do.  Very fun to just jacknife or razor's edge fools for 20 minutes at a time.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on November 22, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
Ha. Used to play Royal Rumble like a fiend. I was usually either Bret Hart or Razor Ramon myself.

Favorite Mortal Kombat character?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 22, 2011, 07:38:58 PM
Man... I think his name is Scorpion.. the "get over here guy" cu I could do taht move, and the taunt made me laugh.

do you realize how little of a gamer I am?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on November 22, 2011, 08:11:39 PM
Yes, and it makes my heart cry.

Why don't you play as many video games as everyone else?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on November 22, 2011, 08:47:01 PM
Why did that radio show thing you listened to put that guy on the air plane from Philly to Boston and back or whatever?

You make me go to a new thread and my brain falls all apart.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on November 22, 2011, 09:01:38 PM
Why do you get all specific about which threads you whore in? Don't you realize that whoring is whoring and you can whore anywhere?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on November 22, 2011, 09:03:31 PM
If Loco tied the knot, who would be in his wedding party?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on November 22, 2011, 09:09:08 PM
Also, how's my whoring been lately? I feel like I've done a pretty good job today. This will be post 619 btw, so at least 30 today
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 22, 2011, 09:30:15 PM
Yes, and it makes my heart cry.

Why don't you play as many video games as everyone else?

i tend to spend most of my free time watching sports, and unfortunately I lose interest in games quickly.  Save for a game like Borderlands, that's probably the only long term game I've played through more than once. I have a handful of games from Battlefield 2 to Bulletstorm that I've bought in the last 2 years and its the same story... I play dedicatedly (dedicated for me is 2-4 times a week)  for 2 or 3 weeks. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 22, 2011, 09:33:11 PM
Why did that radio show thing you listened to put that guy on the air plane from Philly to Boston and back or whatever?

You make me go to a new thread and my brain falls all apart.

Haha... Just to see if they could do it, and have him get back before they ended their show.  They had a bunch of people saying they were going ot show up, but I think the total tally was 10 people who showed up because they knew he was coming... though he gave out more calendars than that.  They put together a very good annual calendar filled with some of Philadelphia's hottest women who are friends of the show
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 22, 2011, 09:34:51 PM
Why do you get all specific about which threads you whore in? Don't you realize that whoring is whoring and you can whore anywhere?

I do whore anywhere.  I think you're missing the subtlety of my whoring if I go out of my way to make a post to tell someone to ask me a question here.  I'm then not only whoring myself, but helping them and the forum on a whole by adding to their respective post totals.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on November 22, 2011, 09:36:33 PM
Touche. And here was me thinking you were just a dick lol
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 22, 2011, 09:39:31 PM
If Loco tied the knot, who would be in his wedding party?

Stellar would be the best man

Fellow Philly Boys:  X-Calibur and Derian Jayde  would be part of it.  

John Thomas

Danny Lucas  -- Garry Drury (handled Chaos)  second character, we had a rather in depth  backstory of how they knew each other growing up
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 22, 2011, 09:40:09 PM
Also, how's my whoring been lately? I feel like I've done a pretty good job today. This will be post 619 btw, so at least 30 today

its been very good.  You've been a busy bee today.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on November 23, 2011, 12:40:46 AM
i tend to spend most of my free time watching sports, and unfortunately I lose interest in games quickly.  Save for a game like Borderlands, that's probably the only long term game I've played through more than once. I have a handful of games from Battlefield 2 to Bulletstorm that I've bought in the last 2 years and its the same story... I play dedicatedly (dedicated for me is 2-4 times a week)  for 2 or 3 weeks.  

Strangely enough, I have the exact same problem. I'll be so stoked about a game for a few weeks, then I'll just slowly start playing it less and less until I lose all interest entirely. I can usually finish a game if it's fairly linear, but the "interest losing" issue becomes especially bad for me if it's an open world game.

I played Red Dead Redemption for like...two weeks at best...and I haven't touched it since.

Any plans or interest in getting Skyrim?

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on November 23, 2011, 08:34:12 AM
If Loco tied the knot, who would be in his wedding party?

Stellar would be the best man

Fellow Philly Boys:  X-Calibur and Derian Jayde  would be part of it.  

John Thomas

Danny Lucas  -- Garry Drury (handled Chaos)  second character, we had a rather in depth  backstory of how they knew each other growing up


If there were a Battle Royal between the guys in your wedding party....

...would you be surprised if JT showed up late because he was still at the hotel with Anastasia Ewing and Josephina Colbert in a three-way?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 23, 2011, 09:57:25 AM

I played Red Dead Redemption for like...two weeks at best...and I haven't touched it since.

Any plans or interest in getting Skyrim?

Same thing with red dead! I got to mexico... And that was about it.

I would no plans on getting skyrim, but wouldnt say no interest
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 23, 2011, 09:59:59 AM
Battle royal, jayde would win... He'd have an army of midgets at his beckon call.

I wouldnt be surprised, but loco would be pissed
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on November 23, 2011, 10:59:51 AM
Battle royal, jayde would win... He'd have an army of midgets at his beckon call.

I wouldnt be surprised, but loco would be pissed

why would Loco be pissed?  he wouldn't be happy for JT?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 23, 2011, 12:38:44 PM
The day is about loco and mrs loco... And jt is IN the wedding. You're married, how would have a part of the ceremony holding up the festivities go over? Its pretty dicky. And very selfish of jt. The day is not about HIM. He can be as late as his dick will allow to his own wedding
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: X-Calibur on November 27, 2011, 01:39:59 PM
X would try to sabotage stellar and take the best man spot.

And he'd spike the punch with west nile virus.

Straight heeeeelin'!!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on November 27, 2011, 02:46:42 PM
The day is about loco and mrs loco... And jt is IN the wedding. You're married, how would have a part of the ceremony holding up the festivities go over? Its pretty dicky. And very selfish of jt. The day is not about HIM. He can be as late as his dick will allow to his own wedding


late to the Battle Royal, not the wedding ceremony
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Kenji Yamada on November 27, 2011, 03:27:35 PM
If Loco tied the knot, who would be in his wedding party?

Stellar would be the best man

Fellow Philly Boys:  X-Calibur and Derian Jayde  would be part of it.  

John Thomas

Danny Lucas  -- Garry Drury (handled Chaos)  second character, we had a rather in depth  backstory of how they knew each other growing up

Maya is heartbroken.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 27, 2011, 03:48:29 PM
The day is about loco and mrs loco... And jt is IN the wedding. You're married, how would have a part of the ceremony holding up the festivities go over? Its pretty dicky. And very selfish of jt. The day is not about HIM. He can be as late as his dick will allow to his own wedding

then he'd be out of the battle royal.  Your sentence structure was really vague if the 27 ellipses weren't enough it looked like 2 different thoughts cuz of the spacing between the lines. 

late to the Battle Royal, not the wedding ceremony
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 27, 2011, 03:49:27 PM

Maya is heartbroken.

He'd be invited!  He could be an usher, or the flower girl :D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 27, 2011, 03:51:31 PM
X would try to sabotage stellar and take the best man spot.

And he'd spike the punch with west nile virus.

Straight heeeeelin'!!

Okay, good news Drew... X may be out.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: X-Calibur on November 27, 2011, 04:06:20 PM
Was it something I said?

*confused*
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 27, 2011, 04:11:33 PM
Was it something I said?

*confused*

X is not infecting an entire wedding with West Nile. This was the non kayfabe version of the wedding, btw.  So he can't be "straight heeling".  Between X spreading the plague and JT not able to manage his free time cuz his dick is in charge, and the fact that Stellar will be dozing off during the ceremony? Worst.  Wedding.  EVER!!!

btw... Kayfabe wedding?  Maya is totally in, Drew.  That answer would be at least 2/5s different.  No X in the kayfabe, and no DannyLucas.  Probably replaced by Maya and Crip. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on November 27, 2011, 05:15:45 PM
So Loc is invited to Isaac's wedding but Isaac isn't invited to his? Not cool bro!

I had my eye on that surrogate priest position too. :[
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 27, 2011, 06:36:27 PM
So Loc is invited to Isaac's wedding but Isaac isn't invited to his? Not cool bro!

I had my eye on that surrogate priest position too. :[

NO.  Issac's not IN Loco's wedding.  Guest lists haven't been discussed.  :D  Though, Issac did get invited and attended Loco's birthday bash, so he has that going for him.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on November 28, 2011, 03:50:08 PM
where can I view the Daniel Tosh / backyard wrestler video on the internet?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 28, 2011, 04:00:08 PM
Maybe youtube.  I saw it on Comedy Central.  Maybe Comedy Central's website.  He also did a great remote bit at Adult-Con.  The 2nd largest porn convention in LA.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on November 28, 2011, 04:26:15 PM
Why do you ask B questions about what happens to me on Twitter?

It was funny though.  Not really funny, but more than just a little funny.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 28, 2011, 04:31:01 PM
To clarify, I was asking if people request mediocre jokes while you're on the PlayStation Network  (Thus PSN) - you know... cuz your name is "AverageJester"... I'm glad you were amused. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on November 28, 2011, 04:34:06 PM
To clarify, I was asking if people request mediocre jokes while you're on the PlayStation Network  (Thus PSN) - you know... cuz your name is "AverageJester"... I'm glad you were amused. 

Did you think I didn't catch the reference, or were you explaining for the others?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 28, 2011, 04:36:10 PM
You said "What happens to me on Twitter", so I was clarifying for YOU.  Cuz twitter didn't come into play. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on November 28, 2011, 10:29:04 PM
Can Tanya bring a date to the wedding? Even if she crashes?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 28, 2011, 10:39:54 PM
IF she got an invite, there will be a plus one for her....

that said...

if she crashes does it matter if the answer is "no"?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on November 28, 2011, 11:34:43 PM
Only if her date is the type to complain about spending a night in jail
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on November 29, 2011, 10:16:29 AM
You said "What happens to me on Twitter", so I was clarifying for YOU.  Cuz twitter didn't come into play. 

Am I an idiot or what?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 29, 2011, 10:23:18 AM
Only if her date is the type to complain about spending a night in jail
if he can tolerate tanya?? I figure jail will be cake. Zing!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 29, 2011, 10:23:52 AM
You said "What happens to me on Twitter", so I was clarifying for YOU.  Cuz twitter didn't come into play. 

Am I an idiot or what?
or what.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on November 29, 2011, 04:06:57 PM
Only if her date is the type to complain about spending a night in jail
if he can tolerate tanya?? I figure jail will be cake. Zing!

Is this about the handcuffs and the riding crop? Man I'm telling CP you are so close-minded.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 29, 2011, 04:15:27 PM
nope just about tanya being tanya.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on November 29, 2011, 04:18:06 PM
Didn't we just say the same thing?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on November 30, 2011, 10:38:33 AM
pot brownies, yes or no?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 30, 2011, 11:21:27 AM
Didn't we just say the same thing?
haha possibly, but i think my joke was meant differently.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 30, 2011, 11:23:42 AM
pot brownies, yes or no?
vague... Yes, i have done them.  No, i didnt like it either time (times were years apart)

So no i wouldnt want any if that was an offer. I'll take each seperately, though. One begets the other;)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on November 30, 2011, 12:12:43 PM
So how much money would I need to bribe you with so you can tell me the secret to being a bigger post whore than Rob Belote thus I can surpass him?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 30, 2011, 01:19:01 PM
A dollar more than what rob would offer to keep my mouth shut
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on November 30, 2011, 01:21:37 PM
pot brownies, yes or no?
vague... Yes, i have done them.  No, i didnt like it either time (times were years apart)

So no i wouldnt want any if that was an offer. I'll take each seperately, though. One begets the other;)


you somehow managed to answer every single question I had on the topic.

#VaguePaysOff


A dollar more than what rob would offer to keep my mouth shut

That puts us in a weird place, then, because I'm only willing to pay $1 more than OD would pay... in which case things spiral into a weird oblivion of people never getting paid.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on November 30, 2011, 01:53:55 PM
We need to get Bob Barker and a big colorful wheel in on this
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on November 30, 2011, 02:02:05 PM
If there was an actual Paddy's Pub in Phillly, would you hang out there?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 30, 2011, 08:24:38 PM

That puts us in a weird place, then, because I'm only willing to pay $1 more than OD would pay... in which case things spiral into a weird oblivion of people never getting paid.

if it got to 6 figures, I'd then put it on ebay, so there would be a time limit.  I gotsta get paid.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 30, 2011, 08:25:15 PM
We need to get Bob Barker and a big colorful wheel in on this

agreed.  Everything is better with the big wheel.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on November 30, 2011, 08:31:16 PM
If there was an actual Paddy's Pub in Phillly, would you hang out there?

No.  But there is  a Mac's Tavern that Rob (Mac) is part owner of.  I have not been there. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on December 05, 2011, 04:16:56 PM
What sort of costume do you envision Rob wearing to better portray his new Riddler-esque persona?

And what will his super villain name be?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 05, 2011, 04:22:32 PM
A Bronco's Tebow Uniform, for no one one would expect evil from such an outfit.  It'd be brilliant.

2 names pop to mind:  1 - the Befuddler    2 - Password    (in homage to that ridiculous thread)
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 05, 2011, 04:42:14 PM
If the Broncos Tebow uniform is the garb of choice, is it the rhinestone-encrusted version?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Kenji Yamada on December 05, 2011, 07:21:24 PM
Maya.

Yes or No?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 05, 2011, 07:45:22 PM
If the Broncos Tebow uniform is the garb of choice, is it the rhinestone-encrusted version?

Depends on what kind of villain you want to be.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 05, 2011, 07:46:41 PM
Maya.

Yes or No?

No.  We could be BFF's  not BF's
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on December 05, 2011, 07:48:22 PM
If you could punch any of us in SHOOT (OOC) in the face, who would it be and why OtherDave?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 05, 2011, 07:52:34 PM
He took the last fruit roll up. 

#don'tfingermyrollup
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on December 05, 2011, 07:55:13 PM
Aren't hashtags fun?

#arentthey?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 06, 2011, 12:15:48 PM
He took the last fruit roll up. 

#don'tfingermyrollup

are you unaware that hashtags don't work if they have non-alphanumeric characters in them? Yours would be cut off after the first "n". 


Also, how frequently were you watching premium channels other than HBO / Showtime?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 06, 2011, 12:52:31 PM
Aren't hashtags fun?

#arentthey?
hells yes. Hash tags rule! Long live the hash! ^5
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 06, 2011, 12:54:27 PM
He took the last fruit roll up. 

#don'tfingermyrollup

are you unaware that hashtags don't work if they have non-alphanumeric characters in them? Yours would be cut off after the first "n". 


Also, how frequently were you watching premium channels other than HBO / Showtime?
1st question will be dealt with in your thread.

Not all that much. If i stumbled across a movie. I watched showtime the most. I dont watch hbo that much more than say starz or max
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 06, 2011, 02:49:25 PM
The Ivory Terror wants an interview with Fairuza Balk.

Who would be your ideal interviewee?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 06, 2011, 08:12:26 PM
wow...  I need more info.

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on December 06, 2011, 09:22:03 PM
Have you seen The Hangover II?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 06, 2011, 09:39:50 PM
not yet.  But I probably will by the end of the week... I just rented HP, but was tempted to get the Hangover 2. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 06, 2011, 09:41:01 PM
not yet.  But I probably will by the end of the week... I just rented HP, but was tempted to get the Hangover 2. 

is it safe to say you're referring to the newest one?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 06, 2011, 09:48:43 PM
Yes sir. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 06, 2011, 10:15:12 PM
He took the last fruit roll up. 

#don'tfingermyrollup

are you unaware that hashtags don't work if they have non-alphanumeric characters in them? Yours would be cut off after the first "n". 


Also, how frequently were you watching premium channels other than HBO / Showtime?
1st question will be dealt with in your thread.

Not all that much. If i stumbled across a movie. I watched showtime the most. I dont watch hbo that much more than say starz or max

Just an update, shit was turned off by the time I got home from work. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 07, 2011, 11:26:13 AM
What question would you like to be asked?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 07, 2011, 01:46:19 PM
Hmmm i like talking swimming and sports in general. Hopefully more swimming questions find their way to me since its the added focus of an olympic year. Also swim lesson questions. Teaser: start ben early
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on December 07, 2011, 01:47:39 PM
So, if an orc woman had a decent rack, you'd go for some white on green sex?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on December 07, 2011, 02:34:40 PM
To add to Rich's question, would you bang one of those reptilian females from Skyrim? (Argonian or something)

They're green AND they have tails. Pretty kinky stuff!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 07, 2011, 04:12:09 PM
So, if an orc woman had a decent rack, you'd go for some white on green sex?

depends on my BAC, and what kind of helmet/mask she's wearing.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 07, 2011, 04:12:48 PM
To add to Rich's question, would you bang one of those reptilian females from Skyrim? (Argonian or something)

They're green AND they have tails. Pretty kinky stuff!

Don't play skyrim so I have no idea what you're talking about... but how are their bodies?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on December 07, 2011, 04:19:33 PM
So, if an orc woman had a decent rack, you'd go for some white on green sex?

What the Hell....?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 07, 2011, 04:20:21 PM
I made a joke about titty fucking someone's Skyrim character, DUH!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on December 08, 2011, 02:53:29 PM
Hey Scotty,

Can you put a positive spin on K-Rod's return to Milwaukee for me?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 08, 2011, 08:41:30 PM
He's not the worst closer in the game.

the other silver lining...

He'll keep things interesting.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on December 09, 2011, 02:34:52 AM
He's not the worst closer in the game.
Does this mean he's now the worst set-up man?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on December 09, 2011, 02:49:08 AM
Do you think if the Cubs spend wisely enough, they might have a shot at least taking a Wild Card spot, if not NL Central this year?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 09, 2011, 07:57:12 AM
He's not the worst closer in the game.
Does this mean he's now the worst set-up man?

Nah.  There are worse set up men too.  He's just the most "thrilling" ... if you like roller coasters where the chance of disaster is 20 percent higher.  THough if Axford struggles, he COULD be  your closer.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 09, 2011, 08:00:26 AM
Do you think if the Cubs spend wisely enough, they might have a shot at least taking a Wild Card spot, if not NL Central this year?

nope.  Not talent out there for them to improve enough.   Even if they land Prince, their pitching is suspect (at best).  They're a couple years away, more likely than not.  Especially with Milwaukee's SP, and the Cardinals don't fall off THAT terribly with the loss of Pujols... they WON the WS without Adam Wainright.   I'd say there are three teams in the NL East that are better, and I figure Miami or Atlanta will be the WC for the NL. 

but I'll continue to follow Samardzija's career. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on December 09, 2011, 09:02:28 AM
Which NBA teams would you contract, if any?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 09, 2011, 09:02:33 AM
Do you think the NBA should contract?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on December 09, 2011, 09:03:31 AM
5 seconds late ROB.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 09, 2011, 09:06:06 AM
Do you think the NBA should contract?

Answering these out of order.

Yes.   I think 2-4 teams.  Add 1 roster spot on the remaining teams, and you'd have the same number of players in the league, maybe a few more.   I also think MLB should do this.  
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 09, 2011, 09:06:36 AM
5 seconds late ROB.
lol... yeah, which is why i'm going out of order.  :D  I'm a full service post whore destination.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 09, 2011, 09:10:06 AM
Which NBA teams would you contract, if any?

Without really having a grasp on financial viability and what not... from a success standpoint, and from a public conciouness / national audience draw

New orleans first.  Easiest cuz they're owned by the league and they're gonna lose their marquee superstar.  

Cleveland ... part of this is my disdain for Gilbert.  Part of it is no one is going to want to go there.

Toronto ... I mean... c'mon.

and then like... Minnesota/Sacramento/Golden State  would be others that could be in the discussion.  
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 09, 2011, 09:10:54 AM
5 seconds late ROB.
lol... yeah, which is why i'm going out of order.  :D  I'm a full service post whore destination.

if "full service whore destination" includes "going out of order"....


(fill in the blank)



(backwards)




 :o
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on December 09, 2011, 09:11:50 AM
You know, I didn't think about Toronto.  Sacramento, too.  I know that the Maloofs had some bill paying issues.  Interesting thought.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 09, 2011, 09:12:52 AM
Did your Krav Maga comment to Jer have anything to do with The League?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 09, 2011, 09:14:15 AM
You know, I didn't think about Toronto.  Sacramento, too.  I know that the Maloofs had some bill paying issues.  Interesting thought.

I would love to see Toronto's attendance numbers from the last 2-3 years.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 09, 2011, 09:14:39 AM
Did your Krav Maga comment to Jer have anything to do with The League?

yes it did. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on December 09, 2011, 09:15:28 AM
You know, I didn't think about Toronto.  Sacramento, too.  I know that the Maloofs had some bill paying issues.  Interesting thought.

I would love to see Toronto's attendance numbers from the last 2-3 years.

I think you'd only need to see it from last year and the year before, since they lost Bosh, really.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 09, 2011, 09:21:46 AM
Who would you rather "Krav Maga": Eliza Dushku or Katie Aselton (Kevin's wife)?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 09, 2011, 09:24:42 AM
you mean get "krav maga'd" :D   I'll pick Dushku, but its close. 

btw... love their use of the word "jibber" to get around saying handjob or foot job 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on December 09, 2011, 03:21:34 PM
Hey Scotty,

Why didn't you mention Milwaukee in the contraction discussion?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 09, 2011, 05:36:14 PM
Hey Scotty,

Why didn't you mention Milwaukee in the contraction discussion?

I didn't want to raise the ire of Dubey Downer :D 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on December 09, 2011, 06:26:48 PM
Do you think if the Cubs spend wisely enough, they might have a shot at least taking a Wild Card spot, if not NL Central this year?

nope.  Not talent out there for them to improve enough.   Even if they land Prince, their pitching is suspect (at best).  They're a couple years away, more likely than not.  Especially with Milwaukee's SP, and the Cardinals don't fall off THAT terribly with the loss of Pujols... they WON the WS without Adam Wainright.   I'd say there are three teams in the NL East that are better, and I figure Miami or Atlanta will be the WC for the NL. 

but I'll continue to follow Samardzija's career. 

Because of his skills on the gridiron with the Irish?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 09, 2011, 07:55:55 PM
yup.  He pitched well this past season.  Coming along nicely.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on December 09, 2011, 10:38:27 PM
I was shocked when I heard he was going to baseball. I didn't know he played, but I've enjoyed him on the mound, so I guess he made the right choice. He got so much spotlight as Brady Quinn's personal tight end (no homo) so I just kind of figured he'd go to the NFL.

Speaking of Cubs pitching, I hear that they are trying to unload Matt Garza. Does this matter to you?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 10, 2011, 12:39:52 PM
Can play a lot longer as a pitcher... His speed was lacking for a nfl WR
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 12, 2011, 12:22:22 PM
what's the 1 gift you would love to have for christmas, even if it's a few hundred dollars out of the price-range?



what's the 1 gift you are hoping to get for christmas which you believe to be a reasonable expectation someone would buy for you?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 12, 2011, 12:30:55 PM
There really isnt anything fitting that 1st description... Guess an ipad would be cool.

Manchester city jersey is on my list and would make me smile
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on December 12, 2011, 12:41:01 PM
Is Joe Rogan hosting Fear Factor again?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 12, 2011, 08:18:25 PM
hell yes he is!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 13, 2011, 04:16:45 PM
Does it surprise you that I can't just predict which QB the Redskins will get, or what draft order spot they're likely to have, out of thin air?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 13, 2011, 04:37:47 PM
No... but I'm not asking you to predict it "out of thin air".  They have 3 games left.  You can ballpark where they'll pick.  You know they're going ot need a QB.  They're not gonna get Luck.  Who do you want? its not TAHT hard, dude.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 14, 2011, 10:53:30 AM
what are the names of QBs that might be 1st round draft picks?


also, how the hell did this thread reach 50 pages?!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 14, 2011, 12:22:11 PM
Andrew Luck.  Stanford Cardinal Gonna go 1 overall, unless INdy really REALLY "can't quit" Manning.  Heisman Runner 2 years running.  

Robert Griffin III  Baylor Bears **still has a year of eligibility** - Great athlete.  Can throw.  Can Run.  Is tough to bring down.  think Cam Newton.   Made Baylor relevant AND good.  Your 2011 Heisman Trophy winner.  I can't see him sticking around in college.

Matt Barkley  USC Trojans **still has a year** -  Solid pro prospect out of USC.  Had a terrific year.  Some questions about mobility and arm strength (see: Matt Leinart) - USC is still under NCAA Probation.  They were a top 10 team this year, but aren't eligible to be ranked in all polls other than the AP.  

Case Keenum  Houston Cougars  shattered NCAA Passing records.  Did it in a mid major conference.  Had a chance to get into a BCS bowl,  and go undefeated this season, but lost their conference championship game.  - might be a stretch to put him in here... could be a result of their system.  

Other QB's: Landry Jones OU, Kirk Cousins Mich St.

here is a simple rundown of CBS sports rankings.  I prefer McShay/... other ESPN Guy who's name escapes me, or Mike Mayock of the NFL Network/NBC. 

https://10.196.34.20/ems/EMS.html
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 14, 2011, 12:26:06 PM
also, how the hell did this thread reach 50 pages?!

Couple things.  1, questions get their individualized responses.  Gotta give questions equal love.  2, I answer in a timely fashion.  3 I answer honestly.  4 and this is just my speculation, I answer in an interesting way that makes people eventually come back if they're curious what the Hayes-man thinks on a topic. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 14, 2011, 12:29:50 PM
here is a simple rundown of CBS sports rankings.  I prefer McShay/... other ESPN Guy who's name escapes me, or Mike Mayock of the NFL Network/NBC. 

Is Mel Kiper the name escaping you?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 14, 2011, 12:38:04 PM
YES!  Thanks. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 14, 2011, 12:39:27 PM
How bad were you shocked by my Peyton Manning initial response?


How did you like the follow up?


Did you see the questions I mentioned at the end of the follow-up?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 14, 2011, 12:40:54 PM
very.  favorite player coming to favorite team isn't something you see someone not interested in.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 14, 2011, 12:43:34 PM
very.  favorite player EVER coming to favorite team isn't something you see someone not interested in.



Fixed.



He's also the first player since the mid 90's where I can say that my favorite player wasn't a Washington Redskins player. Is that weird?

Who's your favorite non-E'gle?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 14, 2011, 12:44:07 PM
Follow up was solid.  I think you overestimated how difficult the offense is/would be for Peyton to pick up.  You're right it'd be a bridge to the next guy, but that's for who ever gets him.  But, if you get Peyton. Draft, say Matt Barkley or someone else in the 2nd or 3rd round who would be good under Manning to groom, I think its a good situation.  

Manning, on the other hand may not be down with the trip because I can't see him being down with a team who might be rebuilding.  He needs to go to a "ready to win" team.  

Aaron Rodgers is my favorite player, and if in 8 years he was coming to the Eagles?  I'd still be pretty stoked even if he's in the twilight of his career. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 14, 2011, 12:46:18 PM
I answered your question before you posted it... lol... just ot make sure we're 100% clear ;)

Aaron Rogers.   I bought a jersey this year. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 14, 2011, 12:53:35 PM
I answered your question before you posted it... lol... just ot make sure we're 100% clear ;)

Aaron Rogers.   I bought a jersey this year. 

can i get a pic as proof?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 14, 2011, 12:54:06 PM
top 5 favorite Philly Eagles of all time?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 14, 2011, 01:08:58 PM
I answered your question before you posted it... lol... just ot make sure we're 100% clear ;)

Aaron Rogers.   I bought a jersey this year.  

1 check your phone.  for further proof check the secret santa thread shortly

can i get a pic as proof?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 14, 2011, 01:13:01 PM
top 5 favorite Philly Eagles of all time?

In no order off the top of my head:

Reggie White
Bryan Westbrook
Brian Dawkins
Randall Cunningham
Lesean McCoy
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 14, 2011, 01:37:06 PM
are you surprised i just surpassed a palindrome (2332) without going wild, mentioning it?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 14, 2011, 01:46:34 PM
nope. we're not as palindrome crazy here. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on December 14, 2011, 02:28:14 PM
Hey Scotty,

When watching a Packer game with your new 'friend,' are you going to have it do the Discount Double Check when Aaron scores a TD?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 14, 2011, 02:39:20 PM
absolutely.  ESPECIALLY this week when I rely on Big Aaron for my wanting to win money in fantasy. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Laura Seton on December 14, 2011, 02:50:41 PM
Can we have pictures if said pose comes to be?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 14, 2011, 03:13:51 PM
if i can swing it.  yes.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on December 14, 2011, 03:39:41 PM
nope. we're not as palindrome crazy here. 


are you saying I got other people to buy-in to the palindrome craze over at GN?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 14, 2011, 03:40:46 PM
Nope.  But at LEGACY, you did. :D  We had a thread dedicated to forum palindromes!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on December 14, 2011, 10:03:52 PM
If Rob produced and starred in his own sci-fi series entitled "Palindromeda" would you tune in each week?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 15, 2011, 09:14:30 AM
Not a huge fan of the genre... But id tune in for the first 2 episodes cuz i know him. Its his job to keep me tuning in after that
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on December 18, 2011, 01:00:49 PM
Excited for TLC tonight?

Also can you take a "Scootie Bootie" sign with you so that we can easily spot you in the crowd? :p
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 18, 2011, 01:19:39 PM
very excited. 

I will not be self promoting.  I may be visible in either a bright yellow "Its always Shady in Philadelphia" t-shirt,  or my CM Punk... I haven't decided. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on December 18, 2011, 05:36:54 PM
You should have taken a SHOOT sign with you!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 18, 2011, 06:32:02 PM
Im 4 rows back on floor across from cameras in red santa hat and cm punk shirt
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on December 18, 2011, 07:08:32 PM
WWWYKI
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on December 18, 2011, 07:10:13 PM
i c u
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: G on December 18, 2011, 07:24:10 PM
i c u 2
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 19, 2011, 12:05:54 AM
i c u

threw up some klique signs for y'all :D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on December 21, 2011, 01:10:11 PM
Did you try to find your presents before your mom could wrap them when you were a kid?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 21, 2011, 01:47:10 PM
Yes i did. Twice succeeded, but they were rapped.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Maize on December 21, 2011, 02:22:16 PM
Where can I got my S.M.H T-Shirt?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on December 21, 2011, 04:38:53 PM
Here's one you should be able to appreciate...compare It's Always Sunny characters to handlers in SHOOT based on personality traits and shit.

Who's the Mac of SHOOT?

Who's the Charlie of SHOOT?

Who's the Dennis of SHOOT?

Who's the Dee of SHOOT?

Who's the Frank of SHOOT?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 21, 2011, 04:57:22 PM
Where can I got my S.M.H T-Shirt?
they are currently under production. Should be available at wawas in early 2012
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Maize on December 21, 2011, 09:18:22 PM
Where can I got my S.M.H T-Shirt?
they are currently under production. Should be available at wawas in early 2012

Lol that sounds like a baby store
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 21, 2011, 09:46:54 PM
its actually a convenience store
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 21, 2011, 10:29:29 PM
Here's one you should be able to appreciate...compare It's Always Sunny characters to handlers in SHOOT based on personality traits and shit.

Who's the Mac of SHOOT?

Who's the Charlie of SHOOT?

Who's the Dennis of SHOOT?

Who's the Dee of SHOOT?

Who's the Frank of SHOOT?

Mark = Charlie. total "wild card" ... possibly illiterate. 

MJ = Mac.  I picture MJ doing crazy kung fu moves... plus MJ can really capture Mac's inner rage.

Dube = Dee ... the gang always giving her the hardest time, and ignoring her ideas

Jeremy = Dennis.  Pretty boy, who keeps all his sexual conquests in a journal. 

Frank... is hard... could be Lee just simply based on age. 
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on December 21, 2011, 11:24:38 PM
So, hows it going?
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 22, 2011, 08:58:54 AM
Have you ever tried listening to this:

http://www.bigoanddukes.com/ (http://www.bigoanddukes.com/)

?




I think you'd really enjoy it. Even the free version.
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 22, 2011, 09:33:08 AM
how do you accidentally order Transformers from Amazon?


(link as answer = acceptable)
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Post by: xiv on December 22, 2011, 10:14:47 AM
So, hows it going?
it goes well, kind sir. Thanks for asking
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Post by: xiv on December 22, 2011, 10:16:28 AM
Ihave not listened to big o and dukes
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 22, 2011, 10:17:30 AM
Favorite animated Christmas content to watch? (Movie / TV Special / etc)
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Post by: xiv on December 22, 2011, 10:18:29 AM
I ordered stuff for my nephew for christmas... I had been thinking about getting that transformers game. Thought i threw it on my wish list, apparently it was in my cart. And i didnt pay close enough attention when checking out. So now i have the game
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 22, 2011, 12:56:34 PM
Has my post whoring today been at least semi-productive / not-so-blatant?
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Post by: xiv on December 22, 2011, 01:06:14 PM
Oh yeah. You're good. I think i may be someone who can pick up on your methods, but its not just "whoring"... Its conversational... But occassionally you'll go "follow up" crazy
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Post by: J on December 25, 2011, 06:43:07 PM
What kind of Fossil watch did you get?  I bought one last yearish, and I love it.
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 26, 2011, 10:32:26 PM
have you ever assembled a computer from component parts?
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 26, 2011, 10:51:49 PM
where did you end up posting from tonight?
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 12:40:01 AM
have you ever assembled a computer from component parts?

I have not.
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 12:40:26 AM
where did you end up posting from tonight?

a bar.  kinda drunk right now.
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 02:11:12 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/616LnBeo%2BtL._AA1000_.jpg)


this one.   
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on December 27, 2011, 08:41:48 AM
Hungover?
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 27, 2011, 08:48:06 AM
Ever wear a watch while you swim, and if so, will you ever wear that one while you swim?
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on December 27, 2011, 08:50:46 AM
Why would one need to wear a watch while they swim? So they can look at their wrist and say "Oh, shit, it's 1:25. I should not be wet right now."?
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 09:26:25 AM
Hungover?

little bit.  Not bad as I'm good at keeping a 1 to 1 beer to water ratio when drinking... which makes the need to piss awful...  what sucks is I woke up after 4 hours of sleep and couldn't get back to sleep.
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 09:27:13 AM
Ever wear a watch while you swim, and if so, will you ever wear that one while you swim?

Yes.  I have an ironman, I've worn while training.   No.  I will NOT be wearing that watch in the pool.
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 09:28:24 AM
Why would one need to wear a watch while they swim? So they can look at their wrist and say "Oh, shit, it's 1:25. I should not be wet right now."?

keep track of how long you're swimming, or if there are no pace clocks in the pool I've used the watch to keep track while doing interval training.
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 27, 2011, 09:29:03 AM
Why would one need to wear a watch while they swim? So they can look at their wrist and say "Oh, shit, it's 1:25. I should not be wet right now."?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how great was that Gremlins reference?
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 09:34:52 AM
Initially, a 0...  cuz it escaped me.  On further belote assisted review: a solid 7. 
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on December 27, 2011, 09:39:33 AM
If you could pick anyone OOC to sing you a lullaby, who would it be?
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 09:41:29 AM
without hearing their voices?  uhh... maybe B.  I think people have said his speaking voice is deep.  So that might be soothing.   the other one would be J, because I know he has a musical background, so I'm confident he could carry a tune.  They could sing "Soft Kitty" in a round to me.
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on December 27, 2011, 09:48:13 AM
How about IC?
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 09:53:02 AM
The Seton Sisters. 
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 27, 2011, 10:06:15 AM
The Seton Sisters. 


Maddy's not enough?
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 10:09:31 AM
I want Soft Kitty in a round... so no.  :D
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on December 27, 2011, 10:15:32 AM
Which of the Year End Award categories was the toughest for you to decide your pick?
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 27, 2011, 12:54:09 PM
Were Melo's Christmas kicks cooler than Kobe's?
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 12:58:52 PM
Which of the Year End Award categories was the toughest for you to decide your pick?

Face/Hero of the year.  I could make a strong claim for about everyone.  Really strong claims for 3, which I kind of went back and forth with. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 12:59:13 PM
Were Melo's Christmas kicks cooler than Kobe's?

I think so. 
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 27, 2011, 02:07:30 PM
Which of the Year End Award categories was the toughest for you to decide your pick?

Face/Hero of the year.  I could make a strong claim for about everyone.  Really strong claims for 3, which I kind of went back and forth with. 


would it help to know that you could buy my votes (pretty much just by asking)?
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 02:09:03 PM
lol... not really.  Cuz i'd still have to pick for my votes.
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 27, 2011, 02:13:06 PM
lol... not really.  Cuz i'd still have to pick for my votes.


but then you get to pick your top two
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 02:16:21 PM
but then my votes kind of negate each other.
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 27, 2011, 03:19:11 PM
but then my votes kind of negate each other.

Not really.  If there are 5 options and you can't decide which is your OMG TOP FAVORITE PICK, then you can at least narrow it down to two and help those options get closer to winning (and help them beat the other three options for 2nd or 3rd place).

It's not like the Presidential race where it would be pointless to vote for both. 
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Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 04:36:01 PM
Unless they were tied. So my indecision would have effectively kept the tie. 
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 28, 2011, 04:11:29 PM
Do you realize how awesome your post count is right now?

If you were a weird slot machine, your "6666" would be a WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!
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Post by: xiv on December 28, 2011, 04:34:18 PM
I didn't realize I was the "mark of the beast + an extra 6"
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 28, 2011, 04:37:47 PM
I didn't realize I was the "mark of the beast + an extra 6"


now you're an odd mix of satanism and sexual acts #6669
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Post by: Entragian on December 28, 2011, 04:38:34 PM
I envy your extra evil post count.

I can't swim at all, but it looks like a good time. On a scale from 1 to 10, how awesome is swimming?
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Post by: xiv on December 28, 2011, 04:39:38 PM
I didn't realize I was the "mark of the beast + an extra 6"
now you're an odd mix of satanism and sexual acts #6669

yes... yes I am. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on December 28, 2011, 04:41:30 PM
I envy your extra evil post count.

I can't swim at all, but it looks like a good time. On a scale from 1 to 10, how awesome is swimming?

Well on the survival front, its super hella amazing.  Same with being physically fit.  As far as training in swimming, you need to have the ability to be repetitive and have a pretty good imagination, as you'll be doing a LOT of thinking and singing songs in your head
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Post by: CadreCross on December 28, 2011, 06:22:31 PM
Is it weird/lonely being a soccer fan in America?
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Post by: xiv on December 28, 2011, 07:15:06 PM
 A little bit, but the game is expanding rapidly.  Sucks more cuz my circle of friends aren't really fans.  I've even contemplated joining the Union's supporters group, the Sons of Ben.
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Post by: TheLegacy on December 29, 2011, 08:25:59 AM
I've even contemplated joining the Union's supporters group, the Sons of Ben.

I like the name
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Post by: xiv on December 29, 2011, 09:29:30 AM
Yeah, it works on multiple layers. Ben, as in Franklin, and you shorten it to SoB's... A playful wink at our reputation as a sports fanbase
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Post by: Laura Seton on January 01, 2012, 08:52:31 PM
Hey Scotty,

Think Andy Reid gets canned this offseason?
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Post by: xiv on January 01, 2012, 08:56:08 PM
sadly, nope.   They finished strong.  He gets one more season with this group.  Next year, if he isn't in the NFC Championship Game or SB, then he definitely gets fired. 
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 03, 2012, 01:14:26 PM
sadly, nope.   They finished strong.  He gets one more season with this group.  Next year, if he isn't in the NFC Championship Game or SB, then he definitely gets fired. 


would that be a different answer if the Redskins has won on 1/1/12 by a margin less than 10?  does your answer change if it was a Redskins victory by more than 10 but less than 23?

going into that game, I was hearing a lot of Philly fans saying it would likely be Reid's last game.
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Post by: xiv on January 03, 2012, 09:17:46 PM
No.  Even if they go 7-9 He would have been back.   If they were 6-10 or 5-11 and finished last in the division?  MAYBE they would have fired him. 

Fans =/= management.  Fans HOPED he was leaving.  If they were saying he was leaving they were speaking more from "hope" than fact.  All talk of him getting shit canned came from fans/media types.  And the media was covering it just cuz the fans were being very vocal, visible about their distaste. 

Don't know if you saw, Management gave him their vote of confidence. He'll be back next season.
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 04, 2012, 08:47:58 AM
Don't know if you saw, Management gave him their vote of confidence. He'll be back next season.

Did you see the article about Reid & Norv Turner?
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 10:10:04 AM
Where was it?
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Post by: G on January 04, 2012, 10:57:33 AM
I wanted Andy Reid as TB's next coach. Boo.
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 11:42:10 AM
A few million eagles fans wish you got your man... Though san diego would be a better fit. He owns a house there
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Post by: G on January 04, 2012, 11:52:21 AM
Do you remember the old TB/Philly rivalry games in the playoffs?
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 11:58:22 AM
Sadly, yes. Fuck joe jurivicious... Dont even care if thats right
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Post by: G on January 04, 2012, 12:05:15 PM
Sadly, yes. Fuck joe jurivicious... Dont even care if thats right

I love me some good healthy rivalry games in the playoffs. Ravens/Steelers is the best post season game of the decade, every year.
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 12:27:34 PM
I concur. Colts/pats was always good, too. Saints/packers might be a budding one... If they can get to the nfc champ
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on January 04, 2012, 12:38:48 PM
Would you, or have you ever, sexted?
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Post by: J on January 04, 2012, 12:39:46 PM
Follow up, if you have, why?  And if you haven't...  why not?
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Post by: B on January 04, 2012, 12:43:05 PM
Follow follow up...have you ever gay sexted, even in jest?
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Post by: G on January 04, 2012, 12:43:33 PM
Following up the follow follow up, would you gay jest sext with jester?
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Post by: Saint on January 04, 2012, 12:45:46 PM
And the follow up to the follow up.  You think Greg hopes you do, so he can get a gay sext?
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Post by: B on January 04, 2012, 12:46:38 PM
Why do you think Greg is so gay for your whoring?
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Post by: G on January 04, 2012, 12:48:30 PM
Why DO you think I'm so gay
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Post by: G on January 04, 2012, 12:48:51 PM
What an awkward place to have that be submitted.

Gay for your whoring?
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Post by: B on January 04, 2012, 12:50:55 PM
I'm going to leave that right there.  I don't want to annoy Scottles anymore than I did with the one word posts.
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 01:07:16 PM
Would you, or have you ever, sexted?
moderate sexting. No pics
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 01:08:08 PM
Follow up, if you have, why?  And if you haven't...  why not?
it was fun? She was cute. I was horny. All acceptable answers
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 01:09:21 PM
Follow follow up...have you ever gay sexted, even in jest?
yes. Nothing super graphic.
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 01:10:27 PM
Following up the follow follow up, would you gay jest sext with jester?
smiles or seltor? Rob does have my #.... So its a possibility
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 01:14:51 PM
And the follow up to the follow up.  You think Greg hopes you do, so he can get a gay sext?
undoubtedly... WWF and this thread is his "in"
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 01:16:02 PM
Why do you think Greg is so gay for your whoring?
probably the sex panther u wear while foruming... He's part of th 66% of the time it working every time
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 01:17:43 PM
Why DO you think I'm so gay
love of junk?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 01:18:13 PM
What an awkward place to have that be submitted.

Gay for your whoring?
yes.
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Post by: J on January 04, 2012, 01:29:13 PM
Follow up, if you have, why?  And if you haven't...  why not?
it was fun? She was cute. I was horny. All acceptable answers

Too far away to just go fuck?
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Post by: G on January 04, 2012, 01:30:32 PM
I for one have never sexted an RPers girlfriend.

Unless you're PSA and Melissa. And I did that because I love Josh.
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Post by: B on January 04, 2012, 02:07:44 PM
You know...if Josh Blose and I ever sat down and talked for a full blown conversation, I think our minds would be completely blown at how similar our paths have been in life.
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 02:42:40 PM
I'm going to leave that right there.  I don't want to annoy Scottles anymore than I did with the one word posts.
you alone didnt annoy me with the 1 word posts. The girst by you and greg were okay. But having 2+ pages to scroll through probably played a roll too
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 02:49:11 PM
Follow up, if you have, why?  And if you haven't...  why not?
it was fun? She was cute. I was horny. All acceptable answers

Too far away to just go fuck?
nope. Just a flirty friend... And a couple extenuating circumstances at the time : my health. Her boyfriend
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Post by: J on January 04, 2012, 02:57:56 PM
Ooooh.
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 03:00:36 PM
You know...if Josh Blose and I ever sat down and talked for a full blown conversation, I think our minds would be completely blown at how similar our paths have been in life.
is this in the right thread?
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Post by: G on January 04, 2012, 03:08:21 PM
And a couple extenuating at the time : my health. Her boyfriend

NICE.
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Post by: X-Calibur on January 04, 2012, 07:25:10 PM
When was the last timer you watched the simpsons?
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Post by: xiv on January 04, 2012, 07:34:57 PM
Its been more than 6 months.  Its still on syndication all the time. 
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Post by: B on January 04, 2012, 07:42:27 PM
You know...if Josh Blose and I ever sat down and talked for a full blown conversation, I think our minds would be completely blown at how similar our paths have been in life.
is this in the right thread?

You know where to go if you want an answer to that!
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 04, 2012, 10:37:40 PM
Following up the follow follow up, would you gay jest sext with jester?
smiles or seltor? Rob does have my #.... So its a possibility

first of all, that's an easy answer as to "smiles or seltor", and only ONE answer is right.


also

you'd have to instigate
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Post by: B on January 05, 2012, 12:10:37 AM
You think?

I think Eric would definitely be willing to go first.
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Post by: Laura Seton on January 05, 2012, 12:21:51 AM
Hey Scotty,

Why do people send in your thread in odd directions (in this case, sexting)?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on January 05, 2012, 09:02:42 AM
You think?

I think Eric would definitely be willing to go first.
*whispers* i think he was talking about himself
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Post by: xiv on January 05, 2012, 09:03:13 AM
Hey Scotty,

Why do people send in your thread in odd directions (in this case, sexting)?
inquiring minds want to know!
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 05, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
what's the most offensive thing anyone has ever said about you?
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Post by: xiv on January 05, 2012, 09:20:35 AM
Ill be honest... I do my best to forget shit like that. I can remember instances of people talking shit in high school or college, but cant remember the actual lines.

Actually stopped and thought for a while

Maybe the joke about an epileptic someone on my bus told when i was in 8th grade. (my dad has epilepsy)... 8th grade me was offended, now? It wouldnt.
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Post by: Entragian on January 06, 2012, 11:44:43 PM
Scenario: You're about to smash a smokin' hot chick...but at the last possible second, you notice that she has a dead tooth in her mouth.

Do you soldier on, or do you abort?
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Post by: xiv on January 07, 2012, 01:44:40 PM
If i just see it and doesnt reek... I soldier. Now if it smells im guessing i dont get to the brink of smashing
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Post by: G on January 09, 2012, 03:48:50 PM
What's a good mile time? I got a membership to 24hr fitness and I've only been once, but I'm trying to set a goal for myself. First time I only got a half a mile in before I was gassed, today I'm going to try and get 3/4ths of a mile if not the entire thing.

So, when I finally get this mile thing down, what's a good mile time?
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Post by: xiv on January 09, 2012, 04:35:48 PM
Running or swimming?

Running 6-10 depending on your skill level.

Swimmming 20-35+ ... Again depending on skill level.  Much harder for me to ballpark this one. If you could give me a 100-200 time i couuld do this accurately. Or take how long it took to do the half and double it+3-5 monutes
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Post by: G on January 09, 2012, 04:43:03 PM
Both, I guess.
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Post by: xiv on January 09, 2012, 10:33:44 PM
That swimming estimate was more for someone with a competitive background.  It might be more like 40-60. 
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Post by: J on January 17, 2012, 07:07:55 AM
Scotty, on what planet does 2 hours + 22 minutes = 4 hours? 

Watch the YEA's.
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 17, 2012, 08:13:39 AM
What's a good mile time? I got a membership to 24hr fitness and I've only been once, but I'm trying to set a goal for myself. First time I only got a half a mile in before I was gassed, today I'm going to try and get 3/4ths of a mile if not the entire thing.

So, when I finally get this mile thing down, what's a good mile time?

Scotty's answer on that, for running (not swimming) was such a huge range I think you need a second opinion.  Or a third, or a fourth... depending on how many people it takes for you to ask me.
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Post by: xiv on January 17, 2012, 08:27:27 AM
Scotty, on what planet does 2 hours + 22 minutes = 4 hours? 

Watch the YEA's.
i thought one part was 2 hours... The other part was 2:22. I guess i misread the times
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Post by: xiv on January 17, 2012, 08:30:11 AM
What's a good mile time? I got a membership to 24hr fitness and I've only been once, but I'm trying to set a goal for myself. First time I only got a half a mile in before I was gassed, today I'm going to try and get 3/4ths of a mile if not the entire thing.

So, when I finally get this mile thing down, what's a good mile time?

Scotty's answer on that, for running (not swimming) was such a huge range I think you need a second opinion.  Or a third, or a fourth... depending on how many people it takes for you to ask me.
not really. Depends on fitness level and running experience. I knew neither for greg. I have friends who can do 6-7 minute miles. I have friends who cant break 10. I used to be in the low 5's, i'd be lucky to be under 9 now
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Post by: J on January 17, 2012, 08:30:19 AM
NOPE.  Whole thing is 2 hours 22 minutes.

Very symmetrical.
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 17, 2012, 08:49:29 AM
What's a good mile time? I got a membership to 24hr fitness and I've only been once, but I'm trying to set a goal for myself. First time I only got a half a mile in before I was gassed, today I'm going to try and get 3/4ths of a mile if not the entire thing.

So, when I finally get this mile thing down, what's a good mile time?

Scotty's answer on that, for running (not swimming) was such a huge range I think you need a second opinion.  Or a third, or a fourth... depending on how many people it takes for you to ask me.
not really. Depends on fitness level and running experience. I knew neither for greg. I have friends who can do 6-7 minute miles. I have friends who cant break 10. I used to be in the low 5's, i'd be lucky to be under 9 now


He was asking about a GOOD time in the mile.


Right now, at my current level of fitness, I'd be lucky to get a 12 minute mile... if I finish it at all.

That's NOT a GOOD time.

A good time in the mile implies decent fitness. If you want a good time in the mile, you need decent fitness.
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Post by: G on January 17, 2012, 10:03:16 AM
I need to go to the gym and just work on my fitness.
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Post by: xiv on January 17, 2012, 10:44:29 AM
What's a good mile time? I got a membership to 24hr fitness and I've only been once, but I'm trying to set a goal for myself. First time I only got a half a mile in before I was gassed, today I'm going to try and get 3/4ths of a mile if not the entire thing.

So, when I finally get this mile thing down, what's a good mile time?

Scotty's answer on that, for running (not swimming) was such a huge range I think you need a second opinion.  Or a third, or a fourth... depending on how many people it takes for you to ask me.
not really. Depends on fitness level and running experience. I knew neither for greg. I have friends who can do 6-7 minute miles. I have friends who cant break 10. I used to be in the low 5's, i'd be lucky to be under 9 now


He was asking about a GOOD time in the mile.


Right now, at my current level of fitness, I'd be lucky to get a 12 minute mile... if I finish it at all.

That's NOT a GOOD time.

A good time in the mile implies decent fitness. If you want a good time in the mile, you need decent fitness.
Clearly we're interpretting "good time" differently. Me as what is a good time for the individual (in this case greg) - as opposed to the idea that there is a  standard that fits the definition for a "good time", and there is onky that standard.

As someone who works with this concept professionally i can have 2 kids do the same time in the same event. One dropped 6 seconds. One gained two. Person a - amazing time. Person b - miserable and pissed.

Ultimately good time is different person to person, and is ever evolving.  We're not all olympians.  Not all good runners.  We get older... Etc.  just Finishing a mile or a 5k or a half marathon might be good for some.  You run a 12 minute mile   Currently, goin 10 would be  a damn good time. Athletics and physical firness is about your skill level and your goals. Im not gonna train or worry that because im not as fast or strong as i once was that i have to reach those times again. Its about whats goid for YOU here and now.
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 17, 2012, 11:51:42 AM
we had different perspectives on what he's asking. "Good" in my perspective is talking about someone who is in "good" cardio-vascular fitness. If I'm striving for a "good" time in the mile, I'm looking to see what sort of time in which I need to run the mile to have "good" fitness.

If I run it every morning for the next four days, and on the third day I don't focus on running or I get distracted or I talk while I run or I goof around and my time is 12 seconds slower than the other days, I didn't do a "good" job of running that day, but because I haven't run a mile in a decade, none of my times are going to be "good" times.

Eight months from now, when I've run a mile on 180 occasions, I'm hoping my cardio-vascular fitness will be "good" and I'll get a "good" time in the mile. If my time is still over 8 minutes, that's not "good". Maybe it'll be good for someone my size (weight), but it's still not "good"




would you future endeavor Evan Bourne?
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Post by: xiv on January 17, 2012, 12:41:11 PM
You're still pidgeon holing the concept of "good", imo. Good to me isnt good to michael phelps. If you are setting a standard that is set by what OTHER people are doing, you are doing yourself a disservice... Unless youre in a competitve sport, but the idea you can vastly improve, and dont reach such and such a time so its not "good" is laughable to me. I was a good division 2 college swimmer. I was no where near an olympic talent. Is my swimming ability not good cuz im not ryan lochte? Is anyone in this forum supposed to judge their swimming ability because of what i can do?  Unless we're starting a SHOOT track league everyones time standards are gonna be individualized

And tes. Bourne should be shit canned
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Post by: Tanya Black on January 17, 2012, 12:53:20 PM
I agree. Honestly at my fitness level, if I can jog a mile without slowing my pace to catch my breath or whatever I'd be happy. I can walk a mile straight easy. Slow, ampling for fun walk? Yeah I can do that. But not "get my heartrate going" jog. My cardio sucks. So anytime for a jogging mile that was at a steady pace would be "good" to me.

Now if I did that every day for a MONTH and my time went down by like a couple minutes. I'd call that a bad day.

Oh and um... question. What is your two cents on Raven?
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 17, 2012, 01:23:50 PM
You're still pidgeon holing the concept of "good", imo. Good to me isnt good to michael phelps. If you are setting a standard that is set by what OTHER people are doing, you are doing yourself a disservice... Unless youre in a competitve sport, but the idea you can vastly improve, and dont reach such and such a time so its not "good" is laughable to me. I was a good division 2 college swimmer. I was no where near an olympic talent. Is my swimming ability not good cuz im not ryan lochte? Is anyone in this forum supposed to judge their swimming ability because of what i can do?  Unless we're starting a SHOOT track league everyones time standards are gonna be individualized

Michael Phelps shouldn't be expected to get a "good" time. He shouldn't be happy with anything less than a "great" time.
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Post by: G on January 17, 2012, 01:55:49 PM
This question was not meant to start a fight. Pelase stop.
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Post by: xiv on January 17, 2012, 01:59:09 PM
Now youre debating semantics. Phelps swam well this weekend. Won the 400 im in like... 416 his world record? 403.  He was happy with his time because of where he is training wise. Not being shaved or tapered or in a high tech suit. According to you thats not a good swim. He himself would disagree... As well as his coach and i.  Youre like those fans who see any season short of a championship a failure. Teams like the bengals, texans, and broncos had incredibly successful seasons.

OD - okay, i like him, but am not a huge fan. I felt he was a little overrated as a promo.
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Post by: xiv on January 17, 2012, 02:01:10 PM
This question was not meant to start a fight. Pelase stop.
we're not fighting... At least i dont think we are.  We're debating whole heartedly. And one of us is doing it well spoiler: smhxiv
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 17, 2012, 02:45:54 PM
This question was not meant to start a fight. Pelase stop.
we're not fighting... At least i dont think we are.  We're debating whole heartedly. And one of us is doing it well spoiler: smhxiv

...and one of us is doing it better than "well".


Now youre debating semantics. Phelps swam well this weekend. Won the 400 im in like... 416 his world record? 403.  He was happy with his time because of where he is training wise. Not being shaved or tapered or in a high tech suit. According to you thats not a good swim. He himself would disagree... As well as his coach and i.  Youre like those fans who see any season short of a championship a failure. Teams like the bengals, texans, and broncos had incredibly successful seasons.

OD - okay, i like him, but am not a huge fan. I felt he was a little overrated as a promo.

I am debating semantics, but I still don't think you're understanding me.

Let me start over.

If Greg wants to know what a "good" time is for the mile, I'll put it like this:

- If you're over-weight / out of shape, a 12 minute mile might be good for you, but it's still not a "good" time in terms of someone being in shape. (I put myself into that category)

- If you're in-shape, a 10 minute mile might be good if you haven't run in years, but if you're working up to a "good" time, then you're still not there yet. (if I got a 10 minute mile, I'd consider that "great" for me, but most of my friends who work out 3 times a week wouldn't consider it a "good" time, they'd say I had lots of work to do)

- If you're a world-class athlete who is supposed to be in the upper eschelon for cardio-vascular fitness, then you're probably getting a sub-6-minute mile, or at least in the lower half of the 6 minute range.

- If you're someone who typically runs a 5:15 mile, then you're excellent at running the mile. If you go out one morning and you've got a cold or a heel blister and you get 5:45, then that's not a good time for you, but in the grand scheme of "mile times" it's still great.



Michael Phelps doesn't have to get within 1% of his World Record for it to be a "good" time for him. I don't know much about the average time it takes to swim certain lengths, but I'll give it a try:
- if he normally swims the 400m in 415 during his non-Olympics / non-WorldChampionship runs, then swimming it in 416 is still a good run for him. If he normally swims it at 408 and he did a 416 this weekend, then that's not necessarily a good run FOR HIM.  In the grand scheme of things, if other world-class (Olympic-team-qualifying) swimmers usually swim the 400m in 425, then anything under 450 might be a "good" time. Doesn't mean that your boy Phelps or his coaches or you would consider it a "good" run for him. If you asked me if he was a "good" swimmer, I'd still say "absolutely" even if he got a 449 in it. 

If you're great at something, you hold yourself and are held by others to a different standard. Good isn't Good Enough. Doesn't lessen your achievement, it just fell short of the greatness which is the typical standard for you.


In the NFL, 10-6 is a good season.

If the Patriots hit 14-2 for five straight seasons and then have one season where they hit 10-6, that's still a "good" season, but it's not going to be seen as "good" by their front office because they expected more.  Their version of a "good season" is something that other teams should consider "great".

The Texans had a good record this season.  10-6.
It's a "great" season in the minds of Texans ownership when considering that Schaub missed the last 6 games of the season (and the playoffs) and Andre Johnson only played in 7 total games during the regular season. And there was a playoff victory.

If Greg came to me and said "Rob, I'm not knowledgeable about NFL football. What constitutes a 'good' season", I'd say "10-6". 

Why? Because that typically gets a team to the post-season.

If he said "What about the Denver Broncos? My friends said they had a 'good' season but they finished 8-8".  I'd say "yeah, they had a good season based on expectations".

Why? Because they have a new head coach and started a guy at QB who some people projected to be #3 on the Broncos depth chart after the team started 1-4, made it to the playoffs and won a game against a 12-4 team.


It's all relative based on expectations on how a person or team will see their performance, but if you talk about whether or not a person or team is good at what they do, there are definitely metrics which you can use to say whether something is good or not.

Tom Brady doesn't have to beat Dan Marino records to have a good season as an NFL QB... nor does he have to break records to have a season which he can consider "good".  If he doesn't throw for 3600 yards with at least 24 touchdowns, he might not consider it to be a "good" season. If he doesn't make the Pro Bowl, he might not consider it a "good" season.  That doesn't mean that the NFL standard for "good" seasons at QB include making the Pro Bowl as an essential criteria.

Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: G on January 17, 2012, 03:04:45 PM
So, I'm going to SHOOT for an 8 minute mile, and hopefully get better.
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 17, 2012, 03:35:41 PM
So, I'm going to SHOOT for an 8 minute mile, and hopefully get better.

sounds like a GOOD idea.

that's a GOOD time to strive for.



over the next few months as you progress, let us know how GOOD you're doing with your progress as you progress towards a GOOD time.
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Post by: xiv on January 17, 2012, 04:27:39 PM

I am debating semantics, but I still don't think you're understanding me.


wrong. I was understanding you, but you're continuing to harp on your very narrow definition of what good would be. Especially in this case. 

Yes.  You can have a measurable level of what "good" is for an NFL team.  My parallel for using the NFL comparison is the narrow point of view that anything outside of Super Bowl is a failure.  Comparing 30 NFL teams is comparing the 30 best athletes in every sport.  Small sample size.  You KNOW, or at least can figure what good is.

That measure for what's good at the NFL doesn't play out if you're comparing head to head every tackle football team on the planet no matter their age, or ability. 
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Post by: G on January 17, 2012, 06:14:46 PM
So, I'm going to SHOOT for an 8 minute mile, and hopefully get better.

sounds like a GOOD idea.

that's a GOOD time to strive for.



over the next few months as you progress, let us know how GOOD you're doing with your progress as you progress towards a GOOD time.

I'll update you guys every night that I go to the gym about distances and times.
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Post by: G on January 17, 2012, 06:15:27 PM

I am debating semantics, but I still don't think you're understanding me.


wrong. I was understanding you, but you're continuing to harp on your very narrow definition of what good would be. Especially in this case. 

Yes.  You can have a measurable level of what "good" is for an NFL team.  My parallel for using the NFL comparison is the narrow point of view that anything outside of Super Bowl is a failure.  Comparing 30 NFL teams is comparing the 30 best athletes in every sport.  Small sample size.  You KNOW, or at least can figure what good is.

That measure for what's good at the NFL doesn't play out if you're comparing head to head every tackle football team on the planet no matter their age, or ability. 

STOP!
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Post by: xiv on January 17, 2012, 07:46:37 PM
no.  if you don't want to read it, stay out of the thread, man. 
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Post by: G on January 17, 2012, 07:50:16 PM
What's it like watching the Dream Team suffer? A lot like the 1991-2006 Braves, I'd assume.
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Post by: xiv on January 17, 2012, 07:53:11 PM
nah.  when you don't buy into the "dream team" shit and you know they have a guy who was the offensive line coach and got moved to D-Coordinator, you realize the hype machine, especially nationally, was way off base, since they made a story out of the non story of Vince Young, a backup QB running his mouth... my best case senario was an NFC East title.  They only finished a game out of that with a clusterfucking shit show of a season. 
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Post by: G on January 17, 2012, 07:54:26 PM
What was the perception in the city of Philly?
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Post by: xiv on January 17, 2012, 08:11:49 PM
Fire ANdy.  From the hiring of Juan Castillo as DC to the underperformance of the team on the whole. 
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Post by: G on January 17, 2012, 08:13:00 PM
Juan Castillo is IOWA Defensive Back Greg Castillo's father.

#themoreyouknow.

I feel like Juan is defensive minded, but... didn't have any linebackers. Then again, he sucked.
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Post by: xiv on January 17, 2012, 08:21:14 PM
he WAS defensive minded... in like... high school.  It was a bad hire, considering the franchise's plan to bring in so many new parts.  They haven't had any linebackers for most of Andy's tenure.  Ike Reese, and Trott were the exceptions.  Management doesn't deem it a position of necessity.  So they hope the "Lil Matthews" plays like Clay. 
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Post by: G on January 17, 2012, 08:33:36 PM
Do you think he will? And is it bad that I have a 3-4 defense with Maualuga, Cushing, Matthews and Mattews as my linebackers with my created team?
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Post by: xiv on January 17, 2012, 08:41:52 PM
Not from this season.  I haven't given up all hope, though.  And, no.  Sounds fun.  You've got 3 fantastic LBs to cover for Casey.
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Post by: G on January 17, 2012, 08:43:02 PM
What do you see as the Eagles weakness on the field. Coaches exempt.
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Post by: xiv on January 17, 2012, 09:02:55 PM
Linebacker and Safeties.  QB's durability.  Time Management. 
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Post by: G on January 17, 2012, 09:13:28 PM
Who do you want the Iggles to draft in the first round.
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 17, 2012, 09:36:07 PM

I am debating semantics, but I still don't think you're understanding me.


wrong. I was understanding you, but you're continuing to harp on your very narrow definition of what good would be. Especially in this case. 

Yes.  You can have a measurable level of what "good" is for an NFL team.  My parallel for using the NFL comparison is the narrow point of view that anything outside of Super Bowl is a failure.  Comparing 30 NFL teams is comparing the 30 best athletes in every sport.  Small sample size.  You KNOW, or at least can figure what good is.

That measure for what's good at the NFL doesn't play out if you're comparing head to head every tackle football team on the planet no matter their age, or ability. 


where did I ever say that not winning the Super Bowl = failure?
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Post by: xiv on January 18, 2012, 09:04:29 AM
Youre not reading... I didnt. I said you were like fans who say that. Who are using one standard of measure, for a small sample size
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Post by: xiv on January 18, 2012, 09:05:53 AM
Who do you want the Iggles to draft in the first round.
big athletic LB like hightower from bana, dont know if he slips that far. Or a safety. Im not expert enough to know the top safeties in the draft
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Post by: G on January 18, 2012, 09:25:00 AM
Would you be as excited if the Eagles drafted Justin Blackmon instead? Would you be excited if they took an all-pro calibur reciever when you already have DJAX and Maclin?
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Post by: xiv on January 18, 2012, 09:32:12 AM
Blackmon would excite me. You actually bring up an interesting point, in a way. They will probably need to replace desean.
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 18, 2012, 11:49:26 AM
Blackmon would excite me. You actually bring up an interesting point, in a way. They will probably need to replace desean.

do you really think Blackmon will be available with the Iggles pick?
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Post by: xiv on January 18, 2012, 12:05:56 PM
Nope. No chance which means if he slipped or they traded up itd even furher excite me
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Post by: G on January 18, 2012, 01:04:21 PM
Who do you think goes 2-5 as of right now. I know it's all fluid after Andrew Luck esp. w/o the combine, but as of right now, your opinions.
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Post by: xiv on January 18, 2012, 01:49:58 PM
With not really knowing each teams needs, and I'd be ignorant on, say, offensive lineman.

Since I just posted it I'll piggy back on Kiper and say 'trent richardson' is in there, but maybe not the Bucs pick.   RG3.  Blackmon doesn't get out of the top 5 imo.  And there has to be a lineman or defender somewhere in the top five.  Maybe the CB from either LSU (NOT the Honeybadger - he still has a year of eligibility - the other one).  or Alabama.  One of the two of them is 6'3 which is giant for a CB.  With all the requisite skills, only with WR height added onto it.
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Post by: G on January 18, 2012, 02:03:07 PM
With not really knowing each teams needs, and I'd be ignorant on, say, offensive lineman.

Since I just posted it I'll piggy back on Kiper and say 'trent richardson' is in there, but maybe not the Bucs pick.   RG3.  Blackmon doesn't get out of the top 5 imo.  And there has to be a lineman or defender somewhere in the top five.  Maybe the CB from either LSU (NOT the Honeybadger - he still has a year of eligibility - the other one).  or Alabama.  One of the two of them is 6'3 which is giant for a CB.  With all the requisite skills, only with WR height added onto it.

Claiborne from LSU.
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Post by: xiv on January 18, 2012, 02:40:59 PM
yes! that's it.  I can see him being a top 5.  Again there has t be some man wall Left Tackle that will go top 5-7 too.  But even with my fanaticism, I won't really know Olineman until I start lookng at Mock Drafts from Kiper, Shefty, and Mayock
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Post by: G on January 18, 2012, 02:58:18 PM
Matt Kalil OT (USC) is project 2-6, Riley Reiff OT (IOWA) is projected 4-13 that I've seen.
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Post by: xiv on January 18, 2012, 03:07:14 PM
I saw a scroll of Kiper's mock and I think he had Kalil at 4 or 5.
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Post by: G on January 18, 2012, 03:17:03 PM
I habeeb it.
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Post by: Laura Seton on January 19, 2012, 05:18:30 PM
Hey Scotty,

How cold is "too cold?"
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Post by: xiv on January 20, 2012, 12:05:54 AM
For me... An admitted hater of the cold... If the high temp for the day is below 40
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Post by: G on January 20, 2012, 01:18:48 PM
Want to get rich and make a SHOOT Project commune somewhere.
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Post by: xiv on January 20, 2012, 01:22:41 PM
Sure.. How would it make me rich?
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Post by: G on January 20, 2012, 01:55:57 PM
We get rich first, and then make the commune.

Not sure how we get rich, to answer your own question.
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 23, 2012, 01:37:59 PM
will you please help them eulogize me in the Post Whore thread?
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Post by: xiv on January 23, 2012, 04:06:50 PM
Yes. 
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Post by: The Gunslingers on January 28, 2012, 01:15:09 AM
Is $55 too much to spend on personalized M&Ms for Valentine's Day?  included are 4 different designs including a picture of the baby, our names, and anniversary. It includes 3 - 7oz packages wrapped in a heart covered box. I also get to pick the colors of the M&Ms.
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Post by: xiv on January 28, 2012, 04:14:55 PM
I think so.  I mean its a nice gesture, and I like the thought put into it, but then there is the dilemma of eating the super expensive specially made M&M's, or keeping them.  I think you can get something as nice, but that might be more long lasting.  Since you're kind of near me, maybe you've heard the I Hate Stephen Singer commercials.  I like and have done this before.

http://ihatestevensingeronline.com/detail.aspx?ID=42 (http://ihatestevensingeronline.com/detail.aspx?ID=42)
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Post by: The Gunslingers on January 28, 2012, 05:12:12 PM
thats a pretty cool idea ill have to look more into it.
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Post by: Laura Seton on January 29, 2012, 12:10:30 AM
Hey Scotty,

If you had the behavior--would you rather be called a "pathological collector" or a "compulsive hoarder?"
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Post by: xiv on January 29, 2012, 11:36:05 AM
Pthological collector. Hoarder has, rightfully so, a negative conotation
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 31, 2012, 10:04:56 AM
Is there a time of year which would be better for you for having LEGA-palooza in the western suburbs of Philadelphia?
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Post by: xiv on January 31, 2012, 10:08:53 AM
Basically sept-may is a crap SHOOT with my swim/lifeguard class instruction
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Post by: TheLegacy on January 31, 2012, 10:12:51 AM
Noted.

What's the name of the restaurant with the chicken cheese fries things you always talk about?
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Post by: xiv on January 31, 2012, 12:00:52 PM
Riggtown oven in west chester. Its , literally, 2 blocks from my house
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Post by: TheLegacy on February 01, 2012, 04:40:39 PM
do you not care about my thoughts about National Signing Day?


I support ASL
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Post by: xiv on February 01, 2012, 07:24:31 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about.  If you talked about NSD on the boards, I haven't seen it.  Nor if you wrote an article on GN.   

If you're just referring to me not asking you, I don't really equate you with being much of a College football fan, like I do with Greg or Dube. 
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Post by: TheLegacy on February 01, 2012, 11:19:06 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about.  If you talked about NSD on the boards, I haven't seen it.  Nor if you wrote an article on GN.   

If you're just referring to me not asking you, I don't really equate you with being much of a College football fan, like I do with Greg or Dube. 

u don't think i'm mad do you?
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Post by: xiv on February 02, 2012, 11:55:39 AM
Not at all. I was just explaining myself.
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Post by: TheLegacy on February 06, 2012, 06:17:20 PM
When you go to Riggtown Oven, do you always get the honey mustard chicken cheese fries?  Are they your appetizer or do you eat it as a meal?  What else might a guy tell his wife & in-laws about to get them excited about going there? I've seen the menu, but I'd like to benefit from your personal experience.
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Post by: xiv on February 06, 2012, 07:09:01 PM
Thats not the only thing i get. Good sandwiches and hoagies. So, They have a bunch of good stuff. But here's the thing. No dine in, and they i dont think they'd deliver to downingtown
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Post by: xiv on February 06, 2012, 07:10:11 PM
And yes i eat the honey mustard chicken cheese fries as a meal, but you could easily split them as an app
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Post by: TheLegacy on February 11, 2012, 03:25:12 PM
Thats not the only thing i get. Good sandwiches and hoagies. So, They have a bunch of good stuff. But here's the thing. No dine in, and they i dont think they'd deliver to downingtown

It's a takeout place?!


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How soon will you change your avatar, now that there has been little/no mention of the ceiling possum?
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Post by: Lucy Blaylock on February 11, 2012, 05:22:12 PM
Ceiling Possum does not approve of the above post.
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Post by: xiv on February 11, 2012, 07:09:19 PM
Never... Ceiling possum lives forever in our hearts, souls, and most notably my avatar!
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Post by: xiv on February 11, 2012, 07:09:44 PM
Ceiling Possum does not approve of the above post.
i know, but i got CP's back
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Post by: B on February 12, 2012, 05:27:48 PM
Should Ceiling Possum become the herald for his own religion?  He comes from above, he could be a hint of the Santa family's future, and judging by the picture he is a Possum of happiness and love.

And can we call it Possumism?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on February 12, 2012, 05:28:18 PM
And, if so, can we get somebody to put a little Possum Pope Hat on Ceiling Possum?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 12, 2012, 06:55:10 PM
Should Ceiling Possum become the herald for his own religion?  He comes from above, he could be a hint of the Santa family's future, and judging by the picture he is a Possum of happiness and love.

And can we call it Possumism?

He  should.  We're all protected by the CP up above.  He has a little old testament god to him, too... which is why I coined the "CP is watching... and he doesn't approve! ,but he's still the POssum of happiness and Love.

Possumism is a good name
Possumanity
Possumtology
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 12, 2012, 06:56:10 PM
And, if so, can we get somebody to put a little Possum Pope Hat on Ceiling Possum?

oh man...  J please read this :D  He is the birther of the avatar. Now we paste a pope hat on him. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on February 13, 2012, 09:15:42 AM
In POSSUMISM, are their secondary positions of leadership under Pope Ceiling Possum?

Like maybe Arch Bishop Shed Raccoon?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 13, 2012, 10:30:07 AM
Nope... The commandment: thou shall not bear false witness to vermin doesnt allow for it. Part of the 347 tenents of possumism
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Saint on February 13, 2012, 05:43:22 PM
How did he pass on the tenets to you again?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on February 13, 2012, 06:56:20 PM
I'm willing to bet they came from his ceiling.

Dunno why I came to that conclusion.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on February 13, 2012, 06:58:00 PM
If you could pick someone to be the fulltime tag team partner for El Asso Wipo, who would it be and why?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 13, 2012, 08:58:04 PM
How did he pass on the tenets to you again?

He spoke from the ceiling.  I speak fluent possum.  I wrote the tenets down on a parchment in impeccable caligraphy... only... I don't know caligraphy.  It was a possumism MIRACLE!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 13, 2012, 08:58:44 PM
I'm willing to bet they came from his ceiling.

Dunno why I came to that conclusion.

Cuz you are a wise wise man.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 13, 2012, 08:59:27 PM
If you could pick someone to be the fulltime tag team partner for El Asso Wipo, who would it be and why?

The Colonel Sean Sanders.  its be the most hilarious pairing ever.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on February 13, 2012, 09:51:44 PM
If you could pick someone to be the fulltime tag team partner for El Asso Wipo, who would it be and why?

The Colonel Sean Sanders.  its be the most hilarious pairing ever.

Fuck. Yes.

I've been begging Grampa Steve to join SHOOT since I came back. I still am not giving up. I'm about to post a personal add on facebook and craigslist to try and recruit for us.

So if we get hit by a wall of spam filled with people looking to cyber, it was Kiah's fault.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 13, 2012, 10:06:08 PM
Is that a question for me?  Its okay.  I'll forgive you :D
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on February 13, 2012, 10:33:44 PM
Can't I just share my thoughts with you? I thought we were friends.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 13, 2012, 10:55:03 PM
You can.  But this is kind of place for questions. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on February 14, 2012, 06:57:14 AM
Which is your favorite Micro Hero that Rich has done so far, and why is it El Asso Wipo?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 14, 2012, 08:49:03 AM
El asso wipo is in my top 3, for sure. I really like the ddc and jaime ones too
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on February 14, 2012, 02:04:16 PM
So if El Asso Wipo only had one eye. does that mean you'd like him better?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 14, 2012, 03:04:46 PM
Yes.  Eye patches are the short cut to my heart.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on February 14, 2012, 09:58:40 PM
Would you join SHOOT again as a blind luchador to team with Wipo so you'd have, in a sense, TWO eye patches?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on February 16, 2012, 09:26:52 PM
Maybe!   See no Evil.  Smell no Evil. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 05, 2012, 09:15:27 AM
Zooey or Emily?



Bones or New Girl?




She and Him?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 05, 2012, 09:45:21 AM
Zooey. New girl. She and him is meh, but i dug their christmas album
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 05, 2012, 10:07:43 AM
How long does it take you to drive to Hershey Park?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 05, 2012, 12:03:18 PM
Not entirely sure... I've never done it from WC.  I'd ballpark 1:45-2hrs.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 05, 2012, 03:59:37 PM
whereabouts do your parents live?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 05, 2012, 04:18:12 PM
Lock Haven PA.  So they drove 7 hours (round trip) to visit with me for about 2.  But we haven't seen each other since Christmas.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 06, 2012, 08:29:02 AM
Why don't you love Ron Bailey?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 06, 2012, 10:00:20 PM
what was there to love?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Tanya Black on March 06, 2012, 10:15:14 PM
Where's my sammich?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 06, 2012, 10:28:57 PM
I left in the fridge.  Crust cut off. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 07, 2012, 09:16:15 AM
Where's Manning going?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2012, 09:22:23 AM
Miami seems to fit best
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 07, 2012, 09:27:23 AM
Miami seems to fit best

You don't buy into the following arguments:

- he doesn't want to play Tom Brady twice a year
- he doesn't want to play the Jets twice a year
- he wants to find a place where he could play in a dome
- he doesn't want to battle the legacy of Dan Marino

?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 07, 2012, 11:02:26 AM
1 why not. They played each other all the time. He isnt a pussy who is going to duck competition. 1a he gets to play pats defense, which is a bonus

2 see 1. Ducking afc east shouldnt be because of ny/ne... The only division he can avoid is nfc east cuz he doesnt want to play eli twice

3  dome would be ideal, but not much in the way of that. Basically arizona.  People saying houston are ridiculous.

4. Ties into 1/2.... Plus he has been battling marino's legacy as one of the game's all time greats for YEARS.  Miami hasnt had a good franchise qb since marino. Nearly 20 years. They'll love peyton.

They have weapons. Good defense. Its warm. He owns a house down there. Its a great fit.  3 of the 4 reasons you listed involve a world class competitor ducking competition.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on March 08, 2012, 10:56:28 AM
Did you realize that you are within 30 posts of passing B on the post list, and exactly 100 away from Josh?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 08, 2012, 01:16:57 PM
Did you realize that you are within 30 posts of passing B on the post list, and exactly 100 away from Josh?


Whoa.


I'm not surprised he's there, but WHOA.



Also...


Peyton Manning and Mike Shanahan are supposedly friends, based on their interactions during a Pro Bowl that Shany coached and their mutual love of over-analyzing football offenses.  Do you think that'll sway Peyton's decision enough to bring him to Washington?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 08, 2012, 02:34:09 PM
Did you realize that you are within 30 posts of passing B on the post list, and exactly 100 away from Josh?
i didnt know the distance but knew i was getting close to B.  didnt know B was that close to J.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 08, 2012, 02:38:15 PM
Did you realize that you are within 30 posts of passing B on the post list, and exactly 100 away from Josh?


Whoa.


I'm not surprised he's there, but WHOA.



Also...


Peyton Manning and Mike Shanahan are supposedly friends, based on their interactions during a Pro Bowl that Shany coached and their mutual love of over-analyzing football offenses.  Do you think that'll sway Peyton's decision enough to bring him to Washington?

Not really. Im sure he's friends with lots of dudes. NFL is packed with football heads. Every head coach in the league that puts in 18 hour days!  Redskins lack weaponry, and again... He'd gave to play eli at least twice a year. More deterrents that outweight some hot offensive breakdown nerd action
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 08, 2012, 02:47:52 PM
Did you realize that you are within 30 posts of passing B on the post list, and exactly 100 away from Josh?
i didnt know the distance but knew i was getting close to B.  didnt know B was that close to J.

I've been slack lately.  Hard to be around as much right now.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 09, 2012, 11:32:19 AM
when's the next time you're coming to GMU for a swim meet?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Rocky Stellar on March 09, 2012, 01:33:40 PM
Will this thread ever die?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on March 09, 2012, 02:19:49 PM
Probably not. He'll have something in his will when he dies that says that someone has to carry on the legacy.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 09, 2012, 06:48:32 PM
when's the next time you're coming to GMU for a swim meet?
probably wont happen. Happened once on a whim... Cant see it happening again
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 09, 2012, 06:49:35 PM
Will this thread ever die?
never. I'll create board names and question myself
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 09, 2012, 06:49:59 PM
Probably not. He'll have something in his will when he dies that says that someone has to carry on the legacy.
and this.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 21, 2012, 09:32:17 AM
Why is it easier to publicize your new year resolution?  Is it like keeping your word to your friends or is that more a matter of just avoiding any possible nagging from folks?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 21, 2012, 10:35:39 AM
Probably not. He'll have something in his will when he dies that says that someone has to carry on the legacy.
and this.

someone doubts the innovations coming in artificial intelligence.


he won't need someone to carry on his legacy for him.  He'll just need to make sure that whatever server he's hosted on doesn't fail.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 21, 2012, 10:54:17 AM
Why is it easier to publicize your new year resolution?  Is it like keeping your word to your friends or is that more a matter of just avoiding any possible nagging from folks?
keeping my word. I've always been someone to try to keep my word. I know people probably dont care, but the added thought/pressure of me publicly saying something aids in the motivation to get to the gym.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 21, 2012, 10:55:23 AM
Probably not. He'll have something in his will when he dies that says that someone has to carry on the legacy.
and this.

someone doubts the innovations coming in artificial intelligence.


he won't need someone to carry on his legacy for him.  He'll just need to make sure that whatever server he's hosted on doesn't fail.
not bad... Live eternally by post whoring on forums?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 21, 2012, 02:05:50 PM
Probably not. He'll have something in his will when he dies that says that someone has to carry on the legacy.
and this.

someone doubts the innovations coming in artificial intelligence.


he won't need someone to carry on his legacy for him.  He'll just need to make sure that whatever server he's hosted on doesn't fail.
not bad... Live eternally by post whoring on forums?

Sounds SheldonCooper-ish
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 21, 2012, 04:02:38 PM
Haha... A lttle bit. Screen name shall be "sir scott m's ghost"
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on March 21, 2012, 04:03:59 PM
Haha... A lttle bit. Screen name shall be "sir scott m's ghost"

As a ghost, do you think you would oppose marriage between a ghost and a zombie?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 21, 2012, 04:47:18 PM
"that's not right!" - Westboro Baptist Church
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on March 21, 2012, 06:27:55 PM
How's it feel that the post that moves me past Drew for the time being is in YOUR thread?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on March 21, 2012, 06:43:29 PM
Westboro Baptist Church is working on a new sign for Bill.

"DRIVE THE POST WHORES FROM OUR SHORES."
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: J on March 21, 2012, 06:54:23 PM
Did you/are you watching the Sixers play the Knicks?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 21, 2012, 08:16:05 PM
Haha... A lttle bit. Screen name shall be "sir scott m's ghost"

As a ghost, do you think you would oppose marriage between a ghost and a zombie?

nopes.   I'm socially liberal.  I'm all for the soul of the dead and the walking dead to get together and get married. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 21, 2012, 08:16:42 PM
How's it feel that the post that moves me past Drew for the time being is in YOUR thread?

Makes me smile. A tear of joy trickling down my cheek
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 21, 2012, 08:17:40 PM
Westboro Baptist Church is working on a new sign for Bill.

"DRIVE THE POST WHORES FROM OUR SHORES."

catchy.   I like a good rhyme. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 21, 2012, 08:19:09 PM
Did you/are you watching the Sixers play the Knicks?

4th quarter.  blah.  Im glad I missed that 1st quarter.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 23, 2012, 08:41:22 AM
did you participate in fantasy hockey this year?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 23, 2012, 09:04:36 AM
Yeah. Shit season. Ovechkin  killed me
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on March 25, 2012, 10:07:49 PM
Hey, I sent you a picture in Draw Something. It was from my wife's phone, so it may come up from Misty, but why haven't you drawn me back? jerk
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 25, 2012, 10:12:39 PM
Yeah. Shit season. Ovechkin  killed me


what a coincidence. I made it to the finals this week, my opponent had him, and he killed me.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 26, 2012, 08:29:38 AM
Haha so at least he did something.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 26, 2012, 08:31:14 AM
Hey, I sent you a picture in Draw Something. It was from my wife's phone, so it may come up from Misty, but why haven't you drawn me back? jerk
i havent gotten it. I got a notification , but havent seen it. Did you go through facebook, or did you use my username?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 26, 2012, 08:52:44 AM
wth is DrawSomething and what about it makes it fun?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 26, 2012, 09:10:12 AM
Iphone/tablet game. Its like pictionary. You draw on your touch screen and the other person guesses. You try to keep your streak alive. Its fun
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 26, 2012, 09:10:57 AM
try and keep your streak alive... of people guessing correctly?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 26, 2012, 09:31:27 AM
Yes. Without cheating... Though i have had people just write the word before, but only once or twice
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 26, 2012, 10:01:11 AM
Just a follow up... I just checked again, and i got nothing, bill. Its been wonky using the username i posted. I've had more luck going through facebook, and have stopped using the username. I had gotten the push to alert about a misty making a move, but its no where to be seen
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on March 26, 2012, 03:30:49 PM
I will try again when she gets home.

The word was Shorts.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 26, 2012, 07:29:44 PM
Did I get it right?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 27, 2012, 11:04:08 AM
why must you take such deep digs at me?



also



does the drawing app give you categories from which your words are coming?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 27, 2012, 11:58:05 AM
Its fun?

You get 3 random words to pick from worth 1,2,3 coins depending on difficulty
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on March 27, 2012, 02:04:06 PM
sent a FB friend request from my wife's page to ya scott. accept it and we can play!!!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 27, 2012, 02:52:33 PM
Accepted
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on March 28, 2012, 01:52:39 PM
Do you think Rob needs more e-love in his e-life?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 28, 2012, 02:40:05 PM
Do you think Rob needs more e-love in his e-life?


Do you think Rob's afraid that what B might offer might not be the right kind of e-love Rob is looking for?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on March 28, 2012, 02:58:43 PM
Do you think we should boycott pants?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 28, 2012, 03:24:18 PM
Do you think we should boycott pants?


my son tries that every time he has to get dressed.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2012, 05:28:24 PM
Do you think Rob needs more e-love in his e-life?
that sounds e-dirty... Maybe
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2012, 05:29:18 PM
Do you think Rob needs more e-love in his e-life?


Do you think Rob's afraid that what B might offer might not be the right kind of e-love Rob is looking for?
not as afraid that it MIGHT be the right kind
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 28, 2012, 05:29:43 PM
Do you think we should boycott pants?
we arent already?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Entragian on March 29, 2012, 12:20:44 AM
What is the absolute best way to romance your e-lover?

Would a bouquet of petunias as a gif. file do the trick?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 29, 2012, 09:04:25 AM
Justice League
Avengers
X-Men

which do you prefer?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 29, 2012, 09:21:49 AM
What is the absolute best way to romance your e-lover?

Would a bouquet of petunias as a gif. file do the trick?
i prefer a jpg of chocolates. Quickest way to get an e-handy
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 29, 2012, 09:25:19 AM
Justice League
Avengers
X-Men

which do you prefer?
xmen. Always and forever.   Never was into the other two
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 29, 2012, 09:31:06 AM
What is the absolute best way to romance your e-lover?

Would a bouquet of petunias as a gif. file do the trick?
i prefer a jpg of chocolates. Quickest way to get an e-handy



chocolate handy.

weird?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 29, 2012, 10:07:37 AM
Nope. As long as its slippery enough
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on March 29, 2012, 01:23:32 PM
Doritos Locos Taco? Yay or Nay
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 29, 2012, 02:40:39 PM
I haven't tried one, but I'd give it a yay. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on March 29, 2012, 02:54:25 PM
In Doritos Taco theory, Cool Ranch or Nacho Supreme?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on March 29, 2012, 02:55:44 PM
Is Nachos Supreme regular?  Cuz that's what I'd do. Regular doritos being the taco shell.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: TheLegacy on May 10, 2012, 07:26:56 AM
Productive day.  Signed the lease.  Changed the delivery address for the new furniture.  Packed like a whirling dirvish.  Moving starts in 2 days. 

where are you moving to?
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 10, 2012, 07:46:58 PM
about 2 miles away. Stil in west chester, but out of the borough
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: The Gunslingers on May 25, 2012, 11:34:19 PM
is Phelps still the frontrunner for any swimming events he competes in at this years olympics.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 26, 2012, 08:06:22 AM
is Phelps still the frontrunner for any swimming events he competes in at this years olympics.
yes, but not all of his events. He and bob bowman havent really let anyone know what or how many events he'll be doing.  But the name to remember on the men's side and a guy who can and has beaten phelps is ryan lochte.  That said, like i tell my fellow swim head friends... You cant bet against michael.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: The Gunslingers on May 26, 2012, 09:32:55 AM
yeah ive been rewatching the swim events on comcast ondemand from the last olympics and Lochte was either an important part of the medleys with phelps or came close to beating him a couple times.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on May 26, 2012, 10:18:03 AM
yeah ive been rewatching the swim events on comcast ondemand from the last olympics and Lochte was either an important part of the medleys with phelps or came close to beating him a couple times.

Yeah he won 3 golds last Olympics.  He was a monster the last 2 seasons at World Championships.  He is the first person to break  a world record (in the 200IM, he beat Phelps head to head in that race)  not wearing the super high tech suits that ended up banned and brought about rule changes for "how much" suit you can wear.  The World Championships after the Beijing games were RIDICULOUS, and anyone who wore Speedo (Phelps, Lochte, lots of the US swimmers, and anyone who has a sponsorship deal with Speedo) were actually at a disadvantage. 
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on June 11, 2012, 08:41:24 PM
VADER!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on June 11, 2012, 08:48:48 PM
Okay, now I REALLY think you guys are picking on me...
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on June 11, 2012, 08:51:11 PM
Okay, now I REALLY think you guys are picking on me...

I assure you we're not.   I've always been a Vader fan.  Love that entrance.   The chat box got collectively Vader-gasmed in when he came out.   
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on June 11, 2012, 08:53:30 PM
*phew*

Okay, cool.  I was getting geared up to defend my unabashed Vader love.  I was ready.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on June 11, 2012, 08:54:35 PM
and I quote:

Quote
Michael Jones: (10:30:32 PM) Its gotta be damien demento
yjer2ichoj: (10:30:39 PM) lol
Michael Jones: (10:30:55 PM) Or it could be..... Undertaker?
Michael Jones: (10:31:19 PM) VADER TIME
Michael Jones: (10:31:20 PM) YES
Michael Jones: (10:31:21 PM) OMFG
yjer2ichoj: (10:31:23 PM) YES
Michael Jones: (10:31:23 PM) YES
Michael Jones: (10:31:24 PM) YES
yjer2ichoj: (10:31:24 PM) YES
yjer2ichoj: (10:31:26 PM) YES
yjer2ichoj: (10:31:27 PM) !
Michael Jones: (10:31:32 PM) HOLY FUCK BALLS
yjer2ichoj: (10:31:58 PM) i LOVE his music
Michael Jones: (10:32:13 PM) FUCK YEAH
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: B on June 11, 2012, 09:06:45 PM
Hahahaha

...still can't trust that French guy, though.  Whoever he is.
Title: Re: Ask sirScottMHayesXIV
Post by: xiv on June 11, 2012, 09:12:22 PM
Hahahaha

...still can't trust that French guy, though.  Whoever he is.

Never trust a frenchy!