SHOOT Project

General Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: B on June 04, 2011, 01:38:10 PM

Title: Ask a Dube!
Post by: B on June 04, 2011, 01:38:10 PM
Dube,

When is the last time somebody smoked your doobie?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: J on June 04, 2011, 02:11:45 PM
I'm glad this thread came to be.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on June 04, 2011, 04:01:10 PM
Dube Dube Doo, where are you?

We got some work to do now.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on June 04, 2011, 06:46:35 PM
Dube if you could have any baseball player come to the brewers (or stay on the brewers) for next season, but it would mean you'd have to give up your hate for BJ Raji and you'd have to buy a jersey and wear it on gamedays.. would you?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: CadreCross on June 04, 2011, 06:53:40 PM
Dube, I've been meaning to ask you - who's the pic base for Seton?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 05, 2011, 04:53:56 PM
I had a feeling this thread was around the corner.  Glad I'm not the one who had to start it  :)

Dube,

When is the last time somebody smoked your doobie?
The answer to such question is classified.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Brooks on June 05, 2011, 04:58:16 PM
I had a feeling this thread was around the corner.  Glad I'm not the one who had to start it  :)

Dube,

When is the last time somebody smoked your doobie?
The answer to such question is classified.

Why is it classified?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 05, 2011, 05:02:16 PM
Dube Dube Doo, where are you?

We got some work to do now.
Sitting in my favorite chair in the main living room, watching TV.


For you guys:

How do YOU read "Dube?"  Do you see it as "Doobie" or "Doob?"
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 05, 2011, 05:03:47 PM
Dube if you could have any baseball player come to the brewers (or stay on the brewers) for next season, but it would mean you'd have to give up your hate for BJ Raji and you'd have to buy a jersey and wear it on gamedays.. would you?
Please ask me this in mid-September.  I'll have a better idea how to answer then.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Brooks on June 05, 2011, 05:06:10 PM
How do YOU read "Dube?"  Do you see it as "Doobie" or "Doob?"

Dewb
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 05, 2011, 05:10:42 PM
Dube, I've been meaning to ask you - who's the pic base for Seton?
Time for another round of "Dube Asks the Audience":

How reliant is the pic on how you view the character?  If you saw an updated image of the person, would it affect your image of Seton?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Brooks on June 05, 2011, 05:27:46 PM
Dube, I've been meaning to ask you - who's the pic base for Seton?
Time for another round of "Dube Asks the Audience":

How reliant is the pic on how you view the character?  If you saw an updated image of the person, would it affect your image of Seton?

If you changed your pic base to Sue Bird or Diana Taurasi I would look over it much more favourably.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on June 05, 2011, 09:14:05 PM
I read it as Doob. 
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Tanya Black on June 05, 2011, 09:15:15 PM
Dube, I've been meaning to ask you - who's the pic base for Seton?
Time for another round of "Dube Asks the Audience":

How reliant is the pic on how you view the character?  If you saw an updated image of the person, would it affect your image of Seton?

Only if it was a drastic change.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: B on June 05, 2011, 09:30:27 PM
If you started using Sheryl Swoopes, I'd be moderately impressed to see how you wrote the evolution of the character.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 06, 2011, 11:09:46 AM
I had a feeling this thread was around the corner.  Glad I'm not the one who had to start it  :)

Dube,

When is the last time somebody smoked your doobie?
The answer to such question is classified.
Because of the mystery value.

In one universe, it was a couple nights ago.  In a second, it was three weeks ago.  In a third, it's never happened.

Why is it classified?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on June 06, 2011, 02:15:21 PM
do you know who bon iver is and are you aware of their Wisconsin (the state not the U.) tie in?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on June 06, 2011, 02:34:42 PM
Dube would you watch the Packers play softball?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: J on June 07, 2011, 07:18:33 AM
Where were you for the epic double shot RCOD last night?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on June 07, 2011, 03:31:01 PM
HOw many questions will you let unanswered?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: J on June 07, 2011, 03:31:58 PM
Why are you slacking so hard on this!?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on June 07, 2011, 03:32:54 PM
Seriously, aren't you worried this thread will die?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: J on June 07, 2011, 03:35:02 PM
Aren't you worried at all?  AT ALL DUBE?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 07, 2011, 04:22:40 PM
do you know who bon iver is and are you aware of their Wisconsin (the state not the U.) tie in?
I know they're a band and only because I've stocked their CDs.  Do not know of any WI ties for them.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 07, 2011, 04:23:29 PM
Dube would you watch the Packers play softball?
If I wasn't working at the time of the game and if I was guaranteed to get autographs--yes, I would.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 07, 2011, 04:23:54 PM
Where were you for the epic double shot RCOD last night?
Work.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 07, 2011, 04:24:46 PM
HOw many questions will you let unanswered?
I don't know.  That can change on a daily basis.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 07, 2011, 04:26:09 PM
Why are you slacking so hard on this!?
I'm too excited for Thursday night, when I get to see the guy who played Mr. Belding.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: TheLegacy on June 08, 2011, 11:02:38 AM
how / why / where do you get to meet Dennis Haskings?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Tanya Black on June 08, 2011, 11:19:22 AM
Dube, did you turn our segment in for Revolution 76?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 08, 2011, 02:49:45 PM
how / why / where do you get to meet Dennis Haskings?
He'll be at a Wisconsin Timber Rattlers game (low-level single-A team of the Brewers); 20 minutes north of me.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 08, 2011, 02:50:44 PM
Dube, did you turn our segment in for Revolution 76?
You have since learned this answer.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on June 08, 2011, 06:26:25 PM
What is the answer?  Maybe we're all curious!
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on June 09, 2011, 08:13:54 PM
What do you think of Sporting KC's  new stadium?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: TheLegacy on June 10, 2011, 02:40:52 PM
when are you going to start leaving comments on GuysNation articles?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 10, 2011, 10:07:46 PM
What do you think of Sporting KC's  new stadium?
It looks nice.  I'll never go in it though; and wouldn't have even if I still was out there.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 10, 2011, 10:09:26 PM
when are you going to start leaving comments on GuysNation articles?
Keep pestering me on it.  Or just wait until I get out east in August and punch me in the face if I still haven't.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on June 27, 2011, 08:14:19 PM
Dube, if you could travel through time and space to any sporting event that has taken place during your lifetime, what would it be?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on June 30, 2011, 10:51:56 PM
It came down to either the Bill Buckner error game (1986 World Series) or the Kirk Gibson HR game (1988 World Series).

I still remember the moment of watching the HR as a kid, so I choose game one of the 1988 World Series.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on July 01, 2011, 12:29:24 AM
Dube have you ever participated in the fine art of planking?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 01, 2011, 03:37:19 PM
What about all time?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 01, 2011, 10:44:31 PM
Dube have you ever participated in the fine art of planking?
I don't even know what that is.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Saint on July 01, 2011, 11:48:18 PM
Dube have you ever participated in the fine art of planking?
I don't even know what that is.

Ric Flair does it all the time.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 04, 2011, 11:45:43 AM
What did you do for the 4th?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 05, 2011, 01:48:27 PM
What about all time?
I can't come up with a specific one, but any game involving Babe Ruth so I could say "I saw him play."

What did you do for the 4th?
Worked until 6PM, then went to my uncle's for his homemade pizza and watched the Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy.

If you meant stuff like fireworks--Oshkosh's were on the 3rd, so...did the TZ marathon, then went to my uncle's, had some burgers, then went to watch fireworks.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 05, 2011, 04:33:58 PM
What's the tz marathon?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 07, 2011, 09:29:47 PM
TZ marathon=Twilight Zone marathon.

I took the question as "What do the initials mean..."  Or did you mean it as "What's this marathon thing...?"
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 07, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
Yeah I had a mental lapse there. 

What pitcher would you pick if yo8u were starting a MLB Franchise.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 08, 2011, 10:01:10 PM
Justin Verlander.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on July 11, 2011, 05:56:08 AM
if i post this here, will you post on my thread?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 11, 2011, 07:55:28 AM
Who you got in the homerun derby?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 11, 2011, 11:33:02 AM
I imagine it'll be a long derby, AZ is a good hitters' park.
if i post this here, will you post on my thread?
I think I can.

Who you got in the homerun derby?
Jose Bautista.

I'm looking forward to at least one booming shot by Fielder like he hit a few years ago against Doug Davis.

I imagine it'll be a long derby, AZ is a good hitters' park.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 11, 2011, 02:30:22 PM
will you wear your nyjer shirzee to a game in DC?  (I think you should)
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on July 11, 2011, 03:57:17 PM
If I drink Wild Cherry Pepsi, is that considered to be cheating on my regular pepsi?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 12, 2011, 03:50:39 PM
will you wear your nyjer shirzee to a game in DC?  (I think you should)
I'm wearing my Todd Coffey to one.  If I go to a second, yes, I'll sport the Nyjer one.

If I drink Wild Cherry Pepsi, is that considered to be cheating on my regular pepsi?
Gonna have to say yes.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 12, 2011, 07:56:11 PM
are you familiar with the MLB Fan Cave?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 13, 2011, 01:20:51 PM
I know of it and that John Axford and Tony Plush had a visit there; but I'm not up on night-to-night activities.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 19, 2011, 07:25:34 PM
you hear the good news about Strasburg?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 19, 2011, 07:27:09 PM
No, I have not.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 19, 2011, 07:27:44 PM
Maybe you should ask ME? 
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 19, 2011, 07:29:02 PM
*sigh*  what is Butt Hash?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 19, 2011, 07:29:14 PM
*Looks for the appropriate thread...*

Okay, doing it now.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 19, 2011, 07:33:18 PM
Butt hash:

So you get a jar, a balloon, and some friends.  You all crap and pee into the jar and stretch the balloon over the top.  You let it sit overnight and the balloon inflates from the gases.  The next day, you take off the balloon and huff away.  It probably has other names, but that's the term I first heard for it.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 19, 2011, 07:34:41 PM
worst.  drug.  ever. 
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Tanya Black on July 19, 2011, 09:05:25 PM
I've heard of doing it without the ballon. Just seal the container and let it simmer overnight then open that bad boy up. I wouldn't do it.

Dube when are you going to post an rp?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: TheLegacy on July 20, 2011, 08:15:49 AM
Butt hash:

So you get a jar, a balloon, and some friends.  You all crap and pee into the jar and stretch the balloon over the top.  You let it sit overnight and the balloon inflates from the gases.  The next day, you take off the balloon and huff away.  It probably has other names, but that's the term I first heard for it.

would you believe me if I told you that your description of butt hash made me dry heave?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 20, 2011, 02:46:12 PM
who are the five greatest Jewish athletes of all time?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 20, 2011, 09:42:20 PM
OtherDave: A couple minutes ago.

Rob: I would almost expect that from anyone.

Scotty: In no specific order:

1. Ryan Braun
2. Hank Greenberg
3. Mark Spitz
4. Ken Holtzman (a distant cousin of mine)
5. Kevin Youkilis
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 21, 2011, 03:18:46 PM
Koufax doesn't make your list?!

oh and pick 5 female athletes you'd want to "throw it in".
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 24, 2011, 02:23:36 PM
I wanted to publicize Youk's being Jewish, so that knocked out Koufax.  On top of that, family bias took over re: Holtzman.

The 5 (not necessarily in order):

1. Laura's picbase
2. Stokke
3. Jennie Finch
4. Maria Sharapova
5. Alex Morgan
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 24, 2011, 03:38:21 PM
If you could follow any team around for a complete season, all expenses paid... who and why?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: TheLegacy on July 25, 2011, 12:14:07 PM
I wanted to publicize Youk's being Jewish, so that knocked out Koufax.  On top of that, family bias took over re: Holtzman.

The 5 (not necessarily in order):

1. Laura's picbase
2. Stokke
3. Jennie Finch
4. Maria Sharapova
5. Alex Morgan


if it's not necessarily in order, why did you put 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... next to the names?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 25, 2011, 12:38:47 PM
Scotty: Just to clarify--we're talking about just this season/upcoming season or historical teams?

Rob: Listed numbers to keep track of how many were listed.  If there was a true order, Alex Morgan would be higher.

Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 25, 2011, 01:08:59 PM
right now.  within the next season. 
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 28, 2011, 03:24:08 PM
Are you pleasantly suprised with KRod so far?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on July 28, 2011, 09:53:31 PM
1st question: It's none of the obvious choices.  Not the Brewers because they depress me enough as a fan at home; they'd kill me if I followed them, plus I'd have to be near Corey Hart.  Not the Packers because they'll be a disappointment, plus I'd have to be near BJ Raji.  Off the top of my head, I'd have to say the Phillies or possibly K-State football (only because I kind of miss the atmosphere out there, not because of the team itself).

2nd question: So far?  Yes.  Ask me in a month (maybe even a week) and I'll probably say "no." 
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 29, 2011, 10:09:03 AM
Who is more hated, hart or raji? Anyone else even close on the dune hate o meter (suppan not included)
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on July 30, 2011, 08:40:29 PM
are you stoked for shark week? 
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 01, 2011, 11:21:14 PM
Who is more hated, hart or raji? Anyone else even close on the dune hate o meter (suppan not included)
Probably hate Corey Hart more. 

That one guy who played QB with the Vikings the last two years I hated more (during said tenure) than Hart and Raji combined.

are you stoked for shark week? 
Did not know this was ongoing.  Therefore, no.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 01, 2011, 11:26:33 PM
What is your stance on skull fucking? Courtesy pull out or no?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on August 01, 2011, 11:31:26 PM
Just to add to Drew's question, if you do decide to jizz on the brain matter, hypothetically would you feel any guilt after you pull your tallywhacker out from the ruined crater of your partner's eye socket?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: J on August 02, 2011, 08:50:23 AM
I love you guys.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: TheLegacy on August 02, 2011, 10:24:36 AM
what's your fear level of the Vikings with Donovan McNabb as Vikings QB as compared to last year with Favre?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 02, 2011, 11:09:36 AM
What is your stance on skull fucking? Courtesy pull out or no?
.....

I hate you.

At least you didn't mention the B-word, and I don't mean "bitch."

Just to add to Drew's question, if you do decide to jizz on the brain matter, hypothetically would you feel any guilt after you pull your tallywhacker out from the ruined crater of your partner's eye socket?
Really?  REALLY?  Who told you about this whole chat last night?  Was it MJ?  It must've been MJ.  I don't think you'd get on my nerves like this on your own accord.

what's your fear level of the Vikings with Donovan McNabb as Vikings QB as compared to last year with Favre?
I certainly don't have the immense hatred for them as I did the last two years.  They'll do whatever they do and I won't feel one way or another.  McNabb is past his prime but I think he still knows what he's doing out there.  I'm not saying he creates an offensive powerhouse, but if they finish last in the division, it'll probably be because their defense sucks.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Tanya Black on August 02, 2011, 11:12:02 AM
What is the B-Word?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 02, 2011, 12:05:21 PM
Is it bamboozle?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on August 02, 2011, 03:00:46 PM

Just to add to Drew's question, if you do decide to jizz on the brain matter, hypothetically would you feel any guilt after you pull your tallywhacker out from the ruined crater of your partner's eye socket?
Really?  REALLY?  Who told you about this whole chat last night?  Was it MJ?  It must've been MJ.  I don't think you'd get on my nerves like this on your own accord.

lol No one told me anything about a chat. I just like to chime in on all discussions relating to skull fucking.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 03, 2011, 03:31:45 PM
Favorite Efedding match not involving one of your characters?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 03, 2011, 10:26:19 PM
What is the B-Word?
I said it in the RCOD.  I will not say it again.

Is it bamboozle?
No.

lol No one told me anything about a chat. I just like to chime in on all discussions relating to skull fucking.
That's such wonderful news!  Am I being sarcastic?  I don't know!

Scotty: I'll get to your Q tomorrow.  I need to get all of the above conversation out of my head.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 05, 2011, 06:01:41 PM
Did you know Craig Counsel was the basis for a huge segment on last night's Colbert Report?  You should try to find that if you haven't watched it, it was funny.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on August 05, 2011, 06:52:23 PM
What is the B-Word?

Is the B-Word actually...B? As in the man himself?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: B on August 06, 2011, 08:10:59 PM
What is your earliest memory in your life?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 08, 2011, 11:23:41 AM
Scotty 1.A: Taken from storyline leading up to it--If Hazard hadn't fallen away from LEGACY at the end, I would've answered "Haz vs. Entragian."  Probably because it's still 'recent' (if you call December recent), Greyson vs. Rawlings.  There's probably a different one from way back, but I'm pressing myself to answer this sooner rather than later.

1.B: I didn't until you informed me the other day.  If it had been filmed AFTER he broke his 0-45 streak, I'd be more inclined to watch it.

Jer: I'd like to suck up and say "Yes," but I can't lie this time.  No, it isn't.

B: I think being in early childhood education (in general, there's a few moments I can pick out)--which would put me about 4 or 5 years old.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: TheLegacy on August 09, 2011, 11:46:17 AM
Favorite Efedding match not involving one of your characters?



thank you for not asking me that question.


Dube, do you think it would've ever worked out between JT and Laura?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Saint on August 10, 2011, 03:55:39 PM
So, Stein rated Laura a 7, and Jaime an ugly fucker.  Does this make Stein conceited or does he need a good punch in the nuts?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 10, 2011, 11:29:22 PM
Rob: For the short term?  Yeah.  It would've been fun to write and it'd probably still be going on if LEGACY was still around.  For the very, very long term?  Probably not.

Rich: I'm voting for conceited.  If you'd like to punch him in the nuts, I won't stop you.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 11, 2011, 09:50:24 AM
When does your adventure begin?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 11, 2011, 02:15:13 PM
My adventure begins tomorrow.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 11, 2011, 03:18:15 PM
stealing from you... Who tops the Dubey Mancrush list?   Feel free to throw in your top 5 or 15 like i did in my thread :D
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 12, 2011, 08:58:33 PM
are you going to a game while in Cincinatti?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 14, 2011, 08:56:55 PM
Man crush:

Russell Branyan was number one until this season.  Nyjer Morgan (including 'alter-ego' Tony Plush) has now overtaken him.

Cincy: I can say (in fact, already did elsewhere :)) that I was at the Reds' "Homer Fest" Saturday night.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 14, 2011, 09:45:50 PM
How is the Red's stadium?  Any crazy hijinx on the road?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: J on August 15, 2011, 08:26:42 AM
I'm not asking this to be incendiary or anything, but just out of psychological curiosity, but what's with the super political correctness that accompanies the way you do things?  Is it just a way you've always been?  I don't have an issue with it, just something I'm curious about.  Most people have a little depravity about them, so I wonder if you do as well. :)
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on August 15, 2011, 03:57:53 PM
I'll second Josh's question. Do you ever let the dark side of Dube come out to play? And if you do I'll mark my calender because I wouldn't miss that for the world!
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 15, 2011, 04:02:49 PM
How many dead hookers are currently collected in the trunk, during your road trip/vacation Dube?    Its okay.  YOu're with friends.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 15, 2011, 04:42:43 PM
Scotty (1): The view from their Riverfront club (got in there via stadium tour) or whatever it's called is awesome with view of the nearby river to the right.  The stadium's "gimmick" (like, Milwaukee has Bernie's Slide, Houston has the hill, the Mets and the apple, etc...) is the set of smokestacks in right-centerfield.  Fireworks come up after homers, so it was cool seeing those go off.  Plus, when an opposing batter strikes out looking, a stream of smoke comes out of them as well.  Overall it's a good stadium.  I should note, and forgot to get the picture or I'd have posted it here, in the entrance to their team Hall of Fame, there's a Mickey Mouse statue completely decked out in Reds clothing and the logo.  It was disturbing to see.  And what do you mean by road hijinx?  The only thing I can think of is nearly losing my mind in traffic coming from Cincy to MD.

Josh: The more I thought about it, it's how I've always been.  I have my dark side and it'll sometimes come out at work and when I'm with my close friends, but otherwise what you see is what you get.

Jer: As long as SHOOT stays open long enough and my side stories can play out, you'll see--maybe not 'disturbing,'--but things that may seem odd considering I'm the one writing.  Case in point: Maddie having "crime scene."  Granted, Scotty and MJ had to explain to me what it was when I first saw the term, but, yeah.

Scotty (2): They aren't dead yet.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: J on August 15, 2011, 04:43:20 PM
Why don't you ever let the proverbial hair down around us?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 15, 2011, 06:25:13 PM
What, if any, Jerseys do you own?  (throw in the t-shirt jerseys, aka Shirzees as I like to call them, if that applies)
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on August 15, 2011, 06:29:20 PM
Why don't you ever let the proverbial hair down around us?

Is it because your proverbial hair is in a perm and it's difficult to let it down?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 16, 2011, 05:24:28 PM
Josh: Because I wouldn't have much to keep up with you guys.  I don't have enough material like MJ does.

Scotty: Do you want an all-inclusive list or just within the past couple years?  Because I have b-ball jerseys from when I was in middle school and shirzees that go back about 8 years.  Yes, I still have some of those.

Jer: I'm not a big fan of the perm, so even proverbially I'd never get one.

Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: J on August 16, 2011, 05:28:48 PM
Josh: Because I wouldn't have much to keep up with you guys.  I don't have enough material like MJ does.

That's okay.  I don't really either.  I have yet to use your new favorite phrase amongst the chats.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 16, 2011, 06:12:29 PM
if  yo ugot it, list it!
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Saint on August 17, 2011, 09:04:33 AM
You had the top 5 hottest women.

Now gimme a top 5 that scare the fuck out of you...
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 17, 2011, 09:55:20 AM
Favorite tv guilty pleasure
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 18, 2011, 08:39:37 AM
Would you rather be an all time great who didn't get paid (like a pro athlete from the 50s/60s ) or be a good to all star caliber player today and get crazy bank?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 18, 2011, 09:50:53 PM
if you had STUPID cash... what would be something absurd you'd do with it?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 19, 2011, 01:53:00 PM
Rich's question:

I'd say any gal with a really, really, REALLY short haircut.  All five slots.  I can't think of specifics.  Well, maybe one, but I'd rather not say.

There are eccentric women like Lady Gaga and Ke$ha but, while a touch frightening, I'd still want to get on top of them.  And B says I was responsible for that one picture of Ke$ha.

......
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 19, 2011, 02:05:39 PM
Jerseys/Shirzees listed by sport

Baseball shirzees:
Rickie Weeks
Carlos Lee
Derrick Turnbow
Ryan Braun
Yovani Gallardo
Dave Bush
Todd Coffey
Nyjer Morgan
Likely to add Jordan Zimmerman and Hunter Pence

Jerseys:
Danny Kolb (a former man crush) game-worn Triple-A, 2003 and game-worn Brewer retro, 2003 (worn the same day Randall Simon hit one of the Racing Sausages)

Football jerseys (the stock kind from Wal-Mart, not authentic or replica):
Ahman Green
Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila
A.J. Hawk
Aaron Rodgers
Clay Matthews (blue throwback version, akin to what was worn last year vs. SF)

Basketball Shirzees:
Michael Redd
Andrew Bogut

Jerseys (replicas):
Mookie Blaylock
Latrell Spreewell (GS Warriors)
Charlie Ward
Damon Stoudamire
Marcus Camby (Toronto Raptors)
Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf
Gary Payton (Seattle Supersonics)
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on August 19, 2011, 02:10:46 PM
There are eccentric women like Lady Gaga and Ke$ha but, while a touch frightening, I'd still want to get on top of them. 

Ah shit....I'd say the Dubester is letting his proverbial hair down a bit with that answer! Progress!

If Maddie Seton could chose any guy on the roster to date (besides Loc) who would it be?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 19, 2011, 02:17:50 PM
The rest of Scotty's stuff:

TV Guilty Pleasure: I don't think I have one.  I only watch sports and educational stuff.  If we count DVDs, I guess "ALF."

I think I'd rather be an All-Time great that didn't get the cash.

For STUPID cash: I'd buy the Milwaukee Brewers.  If that actually doesn't count for absurd, then I'd buy as many DVDs as I could.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 19, 2011, 09:42:55 PM
There are eccentric women like Lady Gaga and Ke$ha but, while a touch frightening, I'd still want to get on top of them. 

Ah shit....I'd say the Dubester is letting his proverbial hair down a bit with that answer! Progress!

If Maddie Seton could chose any guy on the roster to date (besides Loc) who would it be?
I'd say Isaac, but I think he's more of an occasional "one-night stand" guy.  The teeth--uh, never mind.

Probably X, since she's had a crush on him since the NYSWF days.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 19, 2011, 10:27:37 PM
What gear do you wear to the game tomorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 20, 2011, 02:26:02 AM
What are your feelings on Strasburg? Would I sway your decision if I mentioned how Pro-Strasburg Scotty was with mancrushing on him and how much it would get on his nerves to bash the shit out of him?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 20, 2011, 11:01:23 PM
What gear do you wear to the game tomorrow?
I wore a neutral green shirt (and obviously shorts and shoes--just so i dont get any "You only wore a shirt?" responses).

I wanted to wear my Todd Coffey shirt but I left that at home :(  Just as well, since everyone was a Phillies fan.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 20, 2011, 11:07:24 PM
What are your feelings on Strasburg? Would I sway your decision if I mentioned how Pro-Strasburg Scotty was with mancrushing on him and how much it would get on his nerves to bash the shit out of him?
I'm in the camp of "Let's see him actually succeed."  I've seen tons of "can't miss" prospects flame out.  He was starting to sway me before the injury, so now I'm back to "Let's see him succeed."

I'm very aware of Scotty's mancrush.  He was horrifying me last year.  As much fun as it would be to bash the heck out of him, all I can do now is just play the "Please stop" card if Scotty goes 'ooh la la' over him again the instant he takes the mound in DC again.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 20, 2011, 11:28:23 PM
What are your feelings on Strasburg? Would I sway your decision if I mentioned how Pro-Strasburg Scotty was with mancrushing on him and how much it would get on his nerves to bash the shit out of him?
I'm in the camp of "Let's see him actually succeed."  I've seen tons of "can't miss" prospects flame out.  He was starting to sway me before the injury, so now I'm back to "Let's see him succeed."

I'm very aware of Scotty's mancrush.  He was horrifying me last year.  As much fun as it would be to bash the heck out of him, all I can do now is just play the "Please stop" card if Scotty goes 'ooh la la' over him again the instant he takes the mound in DC again.

Why do you always disappoint me?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 21, 2011, 10:37:59 AM
Would it have anything to do with his affinity for something that rhymes with krull chucking?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 21, 2011, 02:37:58 PM
Why do you always disappoint me?
I've made you laugh once or twice in RCODs.  So it isn't *always.*  Just 99% of the time.

Would it have anything to do with his affinity for something that rhymes with krull chucking?
Now that you mention it...
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 21, 2011, 07:37:18 PM
Burt.  Ernie.  Snuffleupagus.
       
Which one would you rape, skull fuck, and kill?
   
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 22, 2011, 02:24:12 PM
Are you  a picture taker while on vacation?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 22, 2011, 09:53:01 PM
Burt.  Ernie.  Snuffleupagus.
       
Which one would you rape, skull fuck, and kill?
   
Can't I just say "kill" to all three?

Are you  a picture taker while on vacation?
Not hardcore, but I've taken about 50-ish.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 22, 2011, 09:58:48 PM
Burt.  Ernie.  Snuffleupagus.
       
Which one would you rape, skull fuck, and kill?
   
Can't I just say "kill" to all three?

So...you want to KKK? Wouldn't have guessed that.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 23, 2011, 03:51:52 PM
No.

I mean, yeah I guess that translates to KKK but I don't want to "KKK."  That group is very evil.  I do not approve of it.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 23, 2011, 03:56:01 PM
No.

I mean, yeah I guess that translates to KKK but I don't want to "KKK."  That group is very evil.  I do not approve of it.

Are we seeing the first sides of Dark Side Dube?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on August 23, 2011, 04:20:18 PM
Remember Dube, Sith Lords apologize to NO MAN.

What color is your light saber?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 23, 2011, 04:30:26 PM
were you still around for the great quake of '11?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 24, 2011, 06:51:09 PM
Are we seeing the first sides of Dark Side Dube?
No.  It'll be obvious when/if the dark side comes out.

Remember Dube, Sith Lords apologize to NO MAN.

What color is your light saber?
I ain't apologizing for anything.  Unless I killed someone.  Which I don't think I've done.

I'll take this "light saber" meaning a saber and not an innuendo--so I say green.

were you still around for the great quake of '11?
Nope.  I was on the way to Pittsburgh.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 24, 2011, 06:54:16 PM
Will Dubey Downer be a spokesperson for Drew brand Haterade?   

possible flavor Dubey downer would endorse:  Raji's Wretched Rasberry,   Sucky Suppan,  Neverending Gobstopper (special Favre unretirement flavor)
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 24, 2011, 07:03:00 PM
Will Dubey Downer be a spokesperson for Drew brand Haterade?   

possible flavor Dubey downer would endorse:  Raji's Wretched Rasberry,   Sucky Suppan,  Neverending Gobstopper (special Favre unretirement flavor)

I support this.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 25, 2011, 09:58:15 AM
If I bought a Phils jersey who should I get?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: J on August 25, 2011, 04:08:45 PM
WILD THING
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 25, 2011, 08:17:43 PM
Will Dubey Downer be a spokesperson for Drew brand Haterade?   

possible flavor Dubey downer would endorse:  Raji's Wretched Rasberry,   Sucky Suppan,  Neverending Gobstopper (special Favre unretirement flavor)
If Drew allows it, yes.

Another flavor: Harrowing Hart (the Corey Hart flavor).

If I bought a Phils jersey who should I get?
How about the Mickey Morandini one?  Unbelievable they sell that one.  I assume you mean a current one, so I'd say Roy Halladay.  If you wanted to include past Phils, I'd actually say Lenny Dykstra.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on August 25, 2011, 08:21:00 PM
Where'd you go on your vacation Dubelicious?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 25, 2011, 10:05:35 PM
What souvenirs did you buy on your trip?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 26, 2011, 11:16:00 AM
Where'd you go on your vacation Dubelicious?
I hit up Cincy then DC and then Philly with nights in Pittsburgh and just outside Indy.  Scotty called me a magnet for natural disasters.  I didn't see Cincy or Indy get hit with anything, but maybe a tornado rips through.

What souvenirs did you buy on your trip?
Programs from the Reds, Nats and Phils games I went to.  A Reds shirt, Jordan Zimmerman and Hunter Pence shirzees, two Smithsonian t-shirts (one which glows in the dark), a Smithsonian sweatshirt.  Bobbleheads of Johnny Bench and Ian Desmond and a Reds beverage pitcher with two cups (promo items from the games/trip to the Reds Hall of Fame).  And two fare cards from DC Metro and a SEPTA Independence pass (souvenirs since they're now worthless). 
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Jenkins on August 26, 2011, 11:24:03 AM
WHY SO SERIOUS?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 26, 2011, 03:13:07 PM
Clearly mother nature was nice to Cincy... cuz... well they're Cincy, and they have Bengals.  But no natural disaster in Indy?  Dube goes there and they sign Kerry Collins... just saying. 

Where will Dube Strike next?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 26, 2011, 03:22:52 PM
Clearly mother nature was nice to Cincy... cuz... well they're Cincy, and they have Bengals.  But no natural disaster in Indy?  Dube goes there and they sign Kerry Collins... just saying. 

Where will Dube Strike next?

Signing Kerry Collins is probably worse than any Hurriquakes mother nature could dish out.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 26, 2011, 11:01:54 PM
WHY SO SERIOUS?
Dubey Downer is not allowed to have fun.

Clearly mother nature was nice to Cincy... cuz... well they're Cincy, and they have Bengals.  But no natural disaster in Indy?  Dube goes there and they sign Kerry Collins... just saying. 

Where will Dube Strike next?
I won't know until next summer.

Signing Kerry Collins is probably worse than any Hurriquakes mother nature could dish out.
Jamarcus Russell may argue that.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Kenji Yamada on August 26, 2011, 11:14:33 PM
Signing Kerry Collins is probably worse than any Hurriquakes mother nature could dish out.
Jamarcus Russell may argue that.
[/quote]

I never said Kerry Collins was the worst plausible scenario. Just that it was worse than any plausible Hurriquake. A JaMarcus Russell signing is like a galactic Hurriquake that shifts the orbital alignment of the universe.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Saint on August 26, 2011, 11:35:39 PM
Is it bad that I didn't even really get angry that Collins went to the Colts?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 27, 2011, 07:09:25 AM
Do you think Jenkins will get your reference?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Jenkins on August 27, 2011, 10:51:13 AM
Who me?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 27, 2011, 01:26:00 PM
I never said Kerry Collins was the worst plausible scenario. Just that it was worse than any plausible Hurriquake. A JaMarcus Russell signing is like a galactic Hurriquake that shifts the orbital alignment of the universe.
I wonder what team signs him on December 21, 2012.

Is it bad that I didn't even really get angry that Collins went to the Colts?
I doubt Peyton misses much time, so I don't think Collins's play will affect them.  So no, it's not bad.

Do you think Jenkins will get your reference?
Not a chance.  I applaud you for getting it!

Who me?
Yes, you.  Because if not you, then Cullen.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Jenkins on August 27, 2011, 01:37:15 PM
Do you think Jenkins will get your reference?
Probably not. 
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on August 27, 2011, 01:39:48 PM
I'm gonna smoke you, Doobie.

How do you feel about that?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 28, 2011, 01:44:17 PM
Kinda frightened, honestly.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Saint on August 28, 2011, 01:47:07 PM
So, Dube.  For your birthday, what's your plans?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 28, 2011, 10:35:36 PM
They were simplistic.  Watched the Brewers then later ate at my uncle's with my parents.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 29, 2011, 08:57:17 AM
What's the prediction for your packers this season?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: TheLegacy on August 29, 2011, 12:39:41 PM
how was your trip to the Nation's Capital?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on August 29, 2011, 01:29:27 PM
Is there a possibility we might see some Revolution feedback from Dubelicious this week?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 29, 2011, 10:31:35 PM
What's the prediction for your packers this season?
Dubey Downer says 8-8 at best.  The small shred of confidence in Dube says 10-6.  At Giants, at Chargers and at Falcons will make or break the season.  Unless they just flat-out suck.

how was your trip to the Nation's Capital?
It went very well.  Thanks for the Ollie's Trolley tip!

Is there a possibility we might see some Revolution feedback from Dubelicious this week?
I can post extremely lightweight, general feedback and have 2 (hopefully) quality RPs...or I can have 2 really crappy RPs and leave detailed feedback.  If I get an RP up tomorrow night, there's a chance feedback can happen before the next show.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 30, 2011, 07:46:47 AM
Did You know you don't have to feedback the week of the show? 

(take it from a week behind specialist)
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Jenkins on August 30, 2011, 03:56:02 PM
Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all about?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on August 30, 2011, 08:34:26 PM
Do you know who has the #1 Jersey sales in the NFL?   (Hint, its a Packer.  Hint, its a Packer who's jersey I'd buy... hint... it sNOT BJ Raji (thought it should be))
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on August 30, 2011, 09:54:18 PM
Did You know you don't have to feedback the week of the show? 

(take it from a week behind specialist)
Yes, I do.  But for some stupid reason, I'd feel bad leaving late feedback for a show.  Yes, I know, late feedback is still better than no feedback.

Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all about?
It's quite overrated, actually.

Do you know who has the #1 Jersey sales in the NFL?   (Hint, its a Packer.  Hint, its a Packer who's jersey I'd buy... hint... it sNOT BJ Raji (thought it should be))
I don't suppose it's Jordy Nelson is it...

Obviously it's Rodgers--no, I did not know that.  Cool.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 01, 2011, 10:07:34 AM
How amusing was braun's fall last night?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on September 01, 2011, 01:53:52 PM
Can you walk us through a typical day in the life of a Dube?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 01, 2011, 10:15:51 PM
How amusing was braun's fall last night?
I was at work during the game.  I saw they lost so I didn't bother with highlights or read any articles.  I didn't even know he fell until someone at work told me earlier today.

Can you walk us through a typical day in the life of a Dube?
As a law officer would say around an accident, "Not much to see here, folks..."
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: The Gunslingers on September 02, 2011, 12:24:50 AM
What makes you click the accept button when MJ sends you invite to the chat of doom, when deep in side your brain is screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't do it?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on September 02, 2011, 01:33:37 AM
Is it the false hope that we'll be talking about wrestling?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 02, 2011, 07:43:01 AM
Does the cardinal sweep crank the dubie downer up to 12?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 03, 2011, 12:11:24 AM
What makes you click the accept button when MJ sends you invite to the chat of doom, when deep in side your brain is screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't do it?
I'm interested in what's being discussed.  There have been a couple times where things haven't gotten TOO ridciulous.  I always hope it'll be one of those times when I click.

Is it the false hope that we'll be talking about wrestling?
No.  If I expected talk about only wrestling, I honestly wouldn't accept.  I really don't watch anymore.

Does the cardinal sweep crank the dubie downer up to 12?
More like 7.  It would hit 12 if St. Louis wins their next two, Milwaukee loses their next two, and then St. Louis sweeps Milwaukee.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Jenkins on September 05, 2011, 03:57:17 PM
Do you realize that "Dube" rhymes with "lube"?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 08, 2011, 12:21:55 AM
I have realized that; although it took a friend's nicknaming me "Dube-a-lube" to bring that to my attention.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on September 08, 2011, 12:25:42 AM
So it's pronounced Doob? I always thought it was pronounced Doobie. Now my Scooby Doo references don't seem quite as fun anymore...
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 08, 2011, 11:54:59 AM
That spelling reads "Doob" to me.

In the non e-fedding world, I'm "Dubey," and have been since the last half of 5th grade (1992 for those scoring at home).  So you'd be fine.  Why Rob went with Dube instead of Dubey, I don't know.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Tanya Black on September 08, 2011, 12:01:16 PM
Does Laura use titty roids?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 08, 2011, 03:20:53 PM
Does Jeremy now think Doobie and Scootie is a tag team?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: The Gunslingers on September 08, 2011, 03:30:58 PM
Have you ever watched the movie Human centipede i think you'd really enjoy it?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Saint on September 08, 2011, 03:33:06 PM
Have you ever watched the movie Human centipede i think you'd really enjoy it?

Kidd, don't subject him to that...  Even Drew cringes at that.

Otherwise, the question.  Packers, are they repeating?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 08, 2011, 03:51:33 PM
Packers play Saints tonight... and Phillies are in town with the Brew Crew... WHere is the "Downer-Meter"? 
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on September 08, 2011, 05:20:52 PM
Have you ever watched the movie Human centipede i think you'd really enjoy it?

Kidd, don't subject him to that...  Even Drew cringes at that.

Otherwise, the question.  Packers, are they repeating?

Rich is blowing smoke up your ass Dube. That movie is incredibly educational and it teaches you all kinds of interesting things about the human anatomy. Will you trust your ole' pal Jer and check it out?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 08, 2011, 11:04:46 PM
Do you remember where you were/what you were doing the morning of September 11, 2001?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 08, 2011, 11:27:39 PM
Does Laura use titty roids?
I don't even know what those are.  Breast implants?  Note that I did give an answer before asking a question.

Does Jeremy now think Doobie and Scootie is a tag team?
I don't think so.

Have you ever watched the movie Human centipede i think you'd really enjoy it?
I have not watched this.  More to be said in a bit...
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 08, 2011, 11:48:58 PM
Have you ever watched the movie Human centipede i think you'd really enjoy it?

Kidd, don't subject him to that...  Even Drew cringes at that.

Otherwise, the question.  Packers, are they repeating?
No.  I'll avoid a Dubey Downer rant--so simply, no.

Packers play Saints tonight... and Phillies are in town with the Brew Crew... WHere is the "Downer-Meter"? 
Maybe it was the lockout, but I'm not really excited over the NFL this year.  I'll still watch it, but I'm not going to be 'tied' to it as much as I always had been.  It's never too early to be a Downer, but it's hard to be in mid-season form when the season is just starting.

I don't expect the Brewers to do much against Philly because they're facing Hamels, Halladay, Lee and Worley.  A sweep doesn't *kill* their chance for the division, but it won't make me feel any better.  I'd say between the two sports before the games, it was at about "5."

Rich is blowing smoke up your ass Dube. That movie is incredibly educational and it teaches you all kinds of interesting things about the human anatomy. Will you trust your ole' pal Jer and check it out?
I read the back of the box for it when we originally got in.  It got my attention.  Maybe it's in my Netflix queue, maybe it isn't.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 10, 2011, 08:15:47 PM
How many sports autographs do you have? 
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 11, 2011, 03:52:26 PM
Do you remember where you were/what you were doing the morning of September 11, 2001?
Yes, but I'd rather not relive/ever discuss that day again for the rest of my life.

How many sports autographs do you have? 
Way too many.  I have nearly a full wall in bedroom with signed 8x10's.  Then there's a couple of signed game-used jerseys, a signed game-used cap, and numerous signed scorecards.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 11, 2011, 05:16:47 PM
Can I get a list?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Tanya Black on September 13, 2011, 10:42:04 AM
Favorite video game?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 13, 2011, 11:47:10 PM
Can I get a list?
You can but you'd be finding the words, "Who the hell is THAT!?" coming out of your mouth tons times.

Favorite video game?
I can't list just one.  The best I could do is list about a top 5 for each system I've played, starting with the Atari ST.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: El Asso Wipo on September 14, 2011, 03:47:22 AM
WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF INDONESIA?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 14, 2011, 10:55:57 AM
Do you really think i wouldnt know that many?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 14, 2011, 11:44:59 AM
WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF INDONESIA?
I COULDN'T TELL YOU WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP.

FIX YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON, PLZTHX.

Do you really think i wouldnt know that many?
For starters, how many women's basketball players do you know of?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 14, 2011, 01:35:00 PM

Do you really think i wouldnt know that many?
For starters, how many women's basketball players do you know of?

Don't you know where to ask me questions?

Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 14, 2011, 10:17:08 PM
I forgot.  The Brewers' starting to crap out is clouding my mind.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on September 15, 2011, 12:19:40 AM
WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF INDONESIA?
I COULDN'T TELL YOU WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP.

FIX YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON, PLZTHX.

Do you really think i wouldnt know that many?
For starters, how many women's basketball players do you know of?

Dube, did you totally just mock El Asso Wipo? He is not going to be happy when he sees this.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 15, 2011, 07:44:48 AM
Thoughts on krods tweet and prince saying he wont be back.. And their timing?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 15, 2011, 01:03:19 PM
Dube, did you totally just mock El Asso Wipo? He is not going to be happy when he sees this.
That's his problem.

Thoughts on krods tweet and prince saying he wont be back.. And their timing?
K-Rod: Obviously the dude wants to close, that's where the $$$ is.  Yes, Milwaukee said he'd get save chances and in that sense they've been bush league; although the disclaimer on that is "when Axford needs a rest."  He and Ax are used in the same game almost all the time, so when Ax needs a rest, K-Rod would as well.  However, telling a guy he can get saves and not use him for any--that's kind of low.  However, K-Rod's being a goofball coming public with this.  If anything, Roenicke needs to pull K-Rod aside and say, "Don't talk to the media.  Talk to me."  With the way Milwaukee's been playing lately, there won't be many save chances the rest of the way to complain about.

Prince: This isn't news.  Everyone knows he won't be in Milwaukee next year and have known that for the past couple seasons.  It just happens to be brought out now.  Someone asked him the question and instead of saying, "You never know" and giving false hope, he's being honest.  It's only a story because he reiterated what he's always been saying, while there's a playoff race.  If Milwaukee isn't in the race, there's probably no article.

Timing: I'm sure the clubhouse knows the deal with both guys.  They should be big boys.  If this really causes a problem and disrupts their play, they don't deserve to win the division.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 15, 2011, 02:21:34 PM
It isn't news, but it IS poorly timed.  KRod will get a chance ot close next season. 
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 24, 2011, 12:58:14 PM
K-Rod DID look pretty happy after his appearance last night (after his 3rd out, not the obvious post-game stuff).  Maybe he had a talk with someone.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on September 25, 2011, 03:15:59 PM
When will Laura & Jaime have their first kiss? :p
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: X-Calibur on September 25, 2011, 04:29:38 PM
Fuck kissing, when is Jaime gonna shred her hymen?!
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Kenji Yamada on September 25, 2011, 04:30:32 PM
Fuck kissing, when is Jaime gonna shred her hymen?!

This. Inquiring minds want to know.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on September 25, 2011, 05:22:02 PM
I mean he's taking her out to fancy dinners and shit...when you gonna let him tap that, Dube?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 25, 2011, 08:39:21 PM
who will be the  wild cards in each league?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 25, 2011, 08:42:53 PM
dube what did Braun do to appear to be a cocky SOB?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 25, 2011, 11:13:21 PM
When will Laura & Jaime have their first kiss? :p
In the future.  Maybe.  If we're able to keep interest enough to keep this going.

Fuck kissing, when is Jaime gonna shred her hymen?!

This. Inquiring minds want to know.
Uh.  I don't know.  But thanks for asking.  I think.  :-\

I mean he's taking her out to fancy dinners and shit...when you gonna let him tap that, Dube?
At least this is asked in a more humane way.  Probably the same time Project: SCAR triple teams Maddie.

.......
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 25, 2011, 11:24:43 PM
who will be the  wild cards in each league?
Rooting for: Atlanta and Tampa.
Expecting: St. Louis and Boston.  I'd appreciate if the Phils could lay down for Atlanta.

dube what did Braun do to appear to be a cocky SOB?
Whenever he hits a huge home run, he usually looks to the Brewer dugout with a smug expression while walking a few steps to first.

When he hit a HR to break the Brewer single-season rookie HR mark (or maybe tie), he walked maybe a quarter of the way down the line while looking at Fielder in the dugout--I'd post a vid but I can't find one.  After his HR Friday, he holds the bat up after hitting the ball, gets the smug look and walks a few steps.  Yeah, it was celebration mode with the last one--but I'm still surprised with baseball's 'unwritten rules' that he didn't get plunked the next night.

Personally, I think it's cool and of course not close to the douchy-ness of what Bryce Harper can pull--just curious on an 'outsider's' opinion.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: The Gunslingers on September 26, 2011, 01:06:41 AM
I mean he's taking her out to fancy dinners and shit...when you gonna let him tap that, Dube?
At least this is asked in a more humane way.  Probably the same time Project: SCAR triple teams Maddie.

.......

So last Thursday?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: J on September 26, 2011, 05:59:36 AM
I mean he's taking her out to fancy dinners and shit...when you gonna let him tap that, Dube?
At least this is asked in a more humane way.  Probably the same time Project: SCAR triple teams Maddie.

.......

So last Thursday?

^^
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 26, 2011, 11:46:20 PM
I was thinking Revolution 86.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on September 28, 2011, 10:36:57 PM
will you be celebrating/taking part in Rosh Hashanah?  If so, what will you do?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on September 29, 2011, 10:55:13 AM
I have not partaken in 'celebration' since I was a senior in high school (fall of 1998 for those keeping score).

If I did, I would do what my parents are doing.  Going to morning service, then lunch.  Of course, I wouldn't be working today either.  Man, I miss getting that day off of school :(
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Tanya Black on September 29, 2011, 11:07:21 AM
If you were to work at the P:S theme park what job would you hold?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on October 01, 2011, 12:10:23 AM
At the risk of Evil/Dark Dube showing up, I'll quickly say:

Ticket taker.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on October 01, 2011, 12:30:30 AM
Would you be interested in a promotion? We have juggler positions open.

Wholesome family fun!

We use severed heads though, so make sure you wash your hands after each performance ;]

Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: X-Calibur on October 01, 2011, 02:54:57 PM
I totally read that as "jugular".

Not that it really makes a lick of difference in the context.

Dubie dubie dooo... where are you?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on October 01, 2011, 04:06:10 PM
Will you go to any playoff games?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on October 07, 2011, 02:38:21 PM
are you nervous?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on October 12, 2011, 10:25:07 PM
I totally read that as "jugular".

Not that it really makes a lick of difference in the context.

Dubie dubie dooo... where are you?
In La-La Land.

Will you go to any playoff games?
I probably would have said "No" if I saw this before today; not just "no" because I don't think the series gets back to Milwaukee.

It's not because of a lack of ticket(s) but because of parking.  You pretty much *have* to have purchased a pass in advance in order to park.  AND after the game they actually enforce the "Get out of the lot after an hour" rule--I don't like leaving until traffic is extremely light (read: About 90 minutes after a game) because I don't do well in heavy traffic.  The route I take involves two extremely congested areas after a game.  This is a reason why I wish Milwaukee was big enough to have a subway system.  It's so much easier to deal with things when you just have to park at a far-off station, as I learned in DC and Philly.

are you nervous?
I just didn't want to lose to St. Louis.  I wouldn't have cared if it was Philly.  St. Louis irritates me.  At this point, down 2-1 with a crappy Randy Wolf and a not-so-good-on-the-road Greinke--I'm scared Prince may have already played his final game at Miller Park as a Brewer.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on October 13, 2011, 12:57:45 PM
Would you pitchvto pujols?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on October 14, 2011, 05:13:43 PM
Dear God no.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on November 03, 2011, 12:15:04 PM
Would you rather throw or catch the game winning td ?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on November 19, 2011, 10:35:48 AM
Would you rather: 1. Always have to eat standing up? 2. Always have to enter your car thru the passenger door?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Entragian on November 20, 2011, 12:05:06 AM
Where are you Dube?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on November 21, 2011, 12:09:19 AM
Where are you Dube?
Ditto.

WHERE THE $^#*!(! ARE YOU!!??
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on November 21, 2011, 12:17:09 AM
Would you rather throw or catch the game winning td ?

I want the thrill of beating the coverage, jumping up, making the catch and hear the crowd go bonkers when they see I caught it inbounds and maintained possession.

Would you rather: 1. Always have to eat standing up? 2. Always have to enter your car thru the passenger door?
Enter through the passenger door.  I've had that situation before.  It's not that bad.

Where are you Dube?
Out and about.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on December 07, 2011, 11:04:59 AM
Do you own any GB stocks?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: TheLegacy on December 07, 2011, 11:22:16 AM
how would you feel if I bought two shares of GB Packers stock?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on December 07, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Do you own any GB stocks?
My dad bought me a share during the previous sale, so yes.

how would you feel if I bought two shares of GB Packers stock?
I think it would be cool.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on December 07, 2011, 04:00:54 PM
what did you do with your share?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on December 07, 2011, 04:16:22 PM
I'm actually trying to find it right now.  I lost the certificate about 13 years ago.

"It's in your room," says my dad.  Yeah, well we'll see.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on December 12, 2011, 08:30:52 PM
what do you think about the whole Braun thing?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: TheLegacy on December 13, 2011, 11:07:58 AM
Quote
how would you feel if I bought two shares of GB Packers stock?
I think it would be cool.


Would that make me less of a Redskins fan?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on December 14, 2011, 02:32:58 PM
what do you think about the whole Braun thing?
I still don't know.  It was taken during the playoffs.  I'd like to think he only did something during the playoffs.  If he did it during the season--life sucks.

Also, they said his case is one they'd never seen before.  I guess Braun has special pee.

Quote
how would you feel if I bought two shares of GB Packers stock?
I think it would be cool.


Would that make me less of a Redskins fan?
Nah.  It would give you a piece/pieces of memorabilia (albeit expensive memorabilia) and opportunities (read: voting rights) you couldn't get from the 'Skins.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on December 25, 2011, 11:26:01 AM
What did you do today? (dec 25)
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on December 26, 2011, 01:35:07 PM
What did you do today? (dec 25)
Christmas day was like "Generic Day #16."  Play a videogame, don't do much else.

Although I basically went to bed at 6PM (only got four hours of sleep) to ready for my 12:30AM shift today.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: TheLegacy on December 26, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
How did the 12:30 AM shift go?

Were you unloading a truck?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on December 27, 2011, 08:55:36 AM
What's your favorite soup?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on December 27, 2011, 09:14:34 PM
How about that BJ Raji being a Pro Bowler... AGAIN?! 

Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on December 27, 2011, 10:57:50 PM
How did the 12:30 AM shift go?

Were you unloading a truck?
Very quick.  With seven guys, we were finished by 5AM.

We were setting the store for the upcoming ad: Changing prices and putting up new in-store signage, taking down signs from the week before--fun stuff like that.

What's your favorite soup?
Chicken dumpling if at a restaurant.  Homemade is my uncle's matzo ball soup.

How about that BJ Raji being a Pro Bowler... AGAIN?! 
FML.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on December 31, 2011, 11:23:18 AM
Hey Dube,

We're going to be complete sheets of ice when you're due to leave for work!  Still gonna go?

Your buddies,

The roads


Of course.  I don't call in.  Besides, everyone else will be hung over or still smashed.  If I'm not there, no one will do anything and the store won't be ready at open time.



Hey Dube,

Is it okay to ask in your own ask thread?



Probably not.  But I've really got nothing else going on today, so I don't care ;D
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Tanya Black on December 31, 2011, 12:03:22 PM
Why aren't you watching SyFy's Annual Twilight Zone Marathon instead?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on December 31, 2011, 01:25:13 PM
never said its illegal.   

How bad is the weather out there?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on December 31, 2011, 07:17:12 PM
Are your people allowed to speak Pig Latin?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on January 01, 2012, 12:18:41 PM
What do you think about the Packers sitting guys today?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: B on January 01, 2012, 12:22:09 PM
Are your people allowed to speak Pig Latin?

I love you, Santa.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Lucy Blaylock on January 01, 2012, 04:56:05 PM
Are your people allowed to speak Pig Latin?

I love you, Santa.

Right back atcha buddy!
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on January 01, 2012, 08:50:54 PM
Why aren't you watching SyFy's Annual Twilight Zone Marathon instead?
I was.  The episode at that time wasn't worth my full attention.

never said its illegal.   

How bad is the weather out there?
Supposed to have 2-4" inches of snow overnight (speaking Saturday night to Sunday) with some rain to freeze things.  Basically it was a false alarm since we barely had any rain and the snow couldn't have been more than an inch or two.  It was pretty cold with the windchill thanks to strong wind gusts.

Are your people allowed to speak Pig Latin?
If not, I'm in trouble.

What do you think about the Packers sitting guys today?
It worked at least.  Defense was no worse than it would have been.  Would have been nice to see Rodgers get a series or two in but oh well.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on January 01, 2012, 09:12:58 PM
How many Bucks game have you watched this season?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on January 02, 2012, 10:52:16 PM
How many Bucks game have you watched this season?
About seven minutes of one.

I hate being "only watch a team when they're good" guy, but this team has been so bad lately (discounting two years ago) plus the two lockouts, I'm basically at that point.

It was okay with them being terrible when I was in junior high and high school but mix in the '98-'99 lockout which cut some of my interest and THEN the latest lockout--I just don't care anymore.  If the Bucks were to ever move?  I wouldn't cry.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on January 02, 2012, 10:54:11 PM
what would make you cry?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on January 05, 2012, 12:17:44 AM
If you mean "cry cry" and not a tear of joy, I have no idea.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on January 27, 2012, 11:09:46 AM
Have you gotten out of your sad panda funk over prince's departure?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: The Gunslingers on January 28, 2012, 01:14:50 AM
Is $55 too much to spend on personalized M&Ms for Valentine's Day?  included are 4 different designs including a picture of the baby, our names, and anniversary. It includes 3 - 7oz packages wrapped in a heart covered box. I also get to pick the colors of the M&Ms.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on January 28, 2012, 04:20:40 PM
DO I have to apologize to you for the jokes I thought about making when I realized Kidd posed his question?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: Laura Seton on January 29, 2012, 12:06:10 AM
Have you gotten out of your sad panda funk over prince's departure?
I'll be sad for a few minutes on opening day, but otherwise, since's not a Cub nor Cardinal, yes.

Is $55 too much to spend on personalized M&Ms for Valentine's Day?  included are 4 different designs including a picture of the baby, our names, and anniversary. It includes 3 - 7oz packages wrapped in a heart covered box. I also get to pick the colors of the M&Ms.
When you really think about what you're doing and the value?  It's a cute idea and if you were raking in the money to be able to spare $55 like it's nothing--yeah, go for it.  Otherwise, I think there's better things you can get with your $55.

DO I have to apologize to you for the jokes I thought about making when I realized Kidd posed his question?
As long as they weren't in the class of what Jer and/or MJ could come up with, then no.  You don't.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on January 29, 2012, 11:37:13 AM
Mine would have poked at a noted stereotype...
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: G on January 29, 2012, 02:50:44 PM
Yell at him, Dube.
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: TheLegacy on January 31, 2012, 10:14:21 AM
Are you happy that Prince Fielder is on the Tigers instead of the Nationals?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on February 01, 2012, 03:39:58 PM
Do you geek out over National Signing Day?
Title: Re: Ask a Dube!
Post by: xiv on February 08, 2012, 11:53:09 AM
So you currently have beer in your fridge? What kind(s)?