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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #50 on: April 26, 2011, 10:41:51 PM »
Hey B,

Are you cool and if so, can I hang out with you?

Yes.  I am cool.  And yes.  You can hang out with me.  I have a Jewish Friend Quota that needs filling.






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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #51 on: April 26, 2011, 10:42:39 PM »
Why'd it take you so long to give the people what they wanted, and start an Ask B thread? :P

I was scared nobody liked me enough to ask me anything and I cried myself to sleep nightly for months debating it.

Then I realized it's a chance for everyone to whore, so I went with it.






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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #52 on: April 27, 2011, 07:49:10 AM »
That would depend upon the nature of your return.

And I generally am not washed in nostalgia by Hogan.  Bret, on the other hand...

Thanks, I prefer to be Bret instead of Hogan, and I appreciate you dubbing me thus. It has been forever since we've been in a situation where you've acknowledged that I'm Bret.

Who did you prefer, Mac or Bubbles?

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Mac or X-Stacy?

You, sir, are not Bret.  I have promised Bret my firstborn child.  You will not be getting my firstborn child.

And Mac.  A thousand times Mac.  More versatile, more experience working with him, too.

I don't want your firstborn child. I can barely keep up with mine.


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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2011, 11:21:50 AM »
Hey B,

Which do you prefer using: "Hello," "Hey," or "Hi there"?


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« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2011, 01:58:57 PM »
That would depend upon the nature of your return.

And I generally am not washed in nostalgia by Hogan.  Bret, on the other hand...

Thanks, I prefer to be Bret instead of Hogan, and I appreciate you dubbing me thus. It has been forever since we've been in a situation where you've acknowledged that I'm Bret.

Who did you prefer, Mac or Bubbles?

kidding


Mac or X-Stacy?

You, sir, are not Bret.  I have promised Bret my firstborn child.  You will not be getting my firstborn child.

And Mac.  A thousand times Mac.  More versatile, more experience working with him, too.

I don't want your firstborn child. I can barely keep up with mine.


Corazon or Real Deal?

Corazon.  Real Deal is awesome and all that, but I've seen Corazon from the jump, so I feel like a proud uncle.






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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #55 on: April 27, 2011, 01:59:21 PM »
Hey B,

Which do you prefer using: "Hello," "Hey," or "Hi there"?

Hi there...because when I say it I sound like Dug from Up.






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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #56 on: April 27, 2011, 02:06:59 PM »
SQUIRREL.

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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #57 on: April 27, 2011, 03:24:07 PM »
Does Ron die, just to rise from the dead, sorta like Jesus, but more often, so better than Jesus?

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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #58 on: April 27, 2011, 04:20:37 PM »
Does Ron die, just to rise from the dead, sorta like Jesus, but more often, so better than Jesus?

Ron hibernates, akin to a grizzly bear.

Only an emo grizzly bear.






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« Reply #59 on: April 28, 2011, 04:46:37 PM »
You answered this one for Josh, so it's only fair he gets to answer for you...

Josh, what are B's favourite things about living in the Carolinas? :P


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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #60 on: April 28, 2011, 04:54:22 PM »
Me, his wife, his family, me, BBQ, the Tarheels...  me.

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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #61 on: April 28, 2011, 05:04:17 PM »
Me, his wife, his family, me, BBQ, the Tarheels...  me.

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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #62 on: April 28, 2011, 05:08:46 PM »
B,

If you were organising someone elses bucks night, What would you arrange?

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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #63 on: April 28, 2011, 07:09:08 PM »
What do you think of Carolina picking Cam Newton?

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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #64 on: April 28, 2011, 07:10:08 PM »
B, if you were engaged, had your best friend as your best man and he was asking the internet for advice on your buck's party, would you be scared?


B: It's possible I have a small man crush on you.  Just wanted to get that out there.
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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #65 on: April 28, 2011, 08:56:22 PM »
B, does it make you sad that your name in these parts is synonymous with a group that is known for its love of furries and transexual pornography?

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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #66 on: April 28, 2011, 09:57:12 PM »
B,

If you were organising someone elses bucks night, What would you arrange?

A night out in Las Vegas roaming the desert looking for hookers and cocaine, engaging in a blood pact, and stealing Mike Tyson's tiger.






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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #67 on: April 28, 2011, 09:58:12 PM »
What do you think of Carolina picking Cam Newton?

This is exactly what I expected of Carolina.  Not that Cam isn't a good player...but he's nowhere near able to fill the big ass cracks in our team.






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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #68 on: April 28, 2011, 09:59:27 PM »
B, if you were engaged, had your best friend as your best man and he was asking the internet for advice on your buck's party, would you be scared?

If he comes to me for advice, hypothetically, of course, I would not only be unafraid, but intensely happy and excited.  Ain't no party like a B party because a B party generally ends early, what with noise curfew and all.






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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #69 on: April 28, 2011, 10:00:19 PM »
B, does it make you sad that your name in these parts is synonymous with a group that is known for its love of furries and transexual pornography?

Why do I feel this is a joke I'm not fully comprehending?

If anything, I'm just glad to make an impact.  <_<






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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #70 on: April 28, 2011, 10:00:42 PM »
It's a 4chan thing.

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« Reply #71 on: April 28, 2011, 10:25:44 PM »
What do you think of Carolina picking Cam Newton?

This is exactly what I expected of Carolina.  Not that Cam isn't a good player...but he's nowhere near able to fill the big ass cracks in our team.
Is it wrong that I initially took that as "the big asscracks" instead of "the big-ass cracks" as you meant?


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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #72 on: April 29, 2011, 07:44:31 AM »
It's a 4chan thing.
Congratulations, B. You are one of the few to not understand its references. Take solace in this.

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« Reply #73 on: April 29, 2011, 08:13:41 AM »
It's a 4chan thing.
Congratulations, B. You are one of the few to not understand its references. Take solace in this.

Does it make you feel better knowing that I didn't understand a word of this either?

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Re: The Ask B Thread!
« Reply #74 on: April 29, 2011, 12:27:34 PM »
It's a 4chan thing.

That makes sense.