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Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« on: May 13, 2011, 12:52:57 AM »
To get in on some post-whoring of my own, I am starting my own thread here, full of random thoughts, quotes, and otherwise abnormal things.

To kick things off, why do they call them fingers, when you've never seen them fing?

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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 07:49:33 AM »
It'd make more sense to call them digits...because they can dig, no?

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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 10:05:47 AM »
so sad this has nothing to do with the North Pole and the presents I'll recieve on December 25th.

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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 06:05:08 PM »
Scott, if you keep whining like that, you're going to get coal in your stocking.




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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 06:16:22 PM »
is that coal coal or the bubble gum kind. cuz the bubble gum kind is yummy.


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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2011, 07:38:17 PM »
Or Michael Cole?


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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2011, 09:35:42 PM »
Somehow I'm not surprised that Bill was pretty much "tapped out" after 1 random thought.  That thing's been rattling around in his head for YEARS!  but finally?  FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!  :D

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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2011, 09:40:46 PM »
Bill: does it hurt, being schooled by Scotty like that? :P


B: It's possible I have a small man crush on you.  Just wanted to get that out there.
Nicolle: I like you, so I will do things for you.
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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2011, 10:24:18 PM »
Hopefully Bill wasn't stressed out by his weekend and continue sharing thoughts in the future.


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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2011, 09:24:18 AM »
Hopefully Bill wasn't stressed out by his weekend and continue sharing thoughts in the future.

What he went all "Posada" on us?

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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2011, 09:40:07 AM »
Hopefully Bill wasn't stressed out by his weekend and continue sharing thoughts in the future.

What he went all "Posada" on us?

what is this "Posada" you speak of?

I saw something on the ESPN crawl the other day and I didn't catch what they were talking about, nor have I watched much sports the past few days.


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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2011, 10:01:29 AM »
Posada threw a hissy before their Saturday Night game.  He had gotten bumped down to 9th in the order, and in general has been struggling with the conversion to being a DH.  So after the lineups were in he said "his back hurt", but basically pulled himself from the game.

It sucks, but its understandable. 

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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2011, 10:21:47 PM »
Actually I was busy getting some, Scott. You know....Vagina? The Mrs got into town on Friday, and I am just now coming up for air.

Let me know when the next time a three day sex fest happens to you, and I will personally post a youtube video of me reinacting the Charles in Charge intro.

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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2011, 10:33:45 AM »
...can you just re-enact it anyway?

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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 10:19:10 AM »
I feel for Mr. Santa. I too have recently acquired a young lady who, for some reason, really likes me, and we've been having a LOT of sex.

It's hard to be productive.

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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2011, 11:17:54 PM »
Are you being REproductive?


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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2011, 12:30:32 PM »
*rimshot*






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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2011, 10:17:13 PM »
Who would win in a fight? Two-Face from Batman or Man-E-Faces?

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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2011, 08:40:14 AM »

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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2011, 11:37:01 PM »
3 day sex fest? I havent laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Blow! Look who showed up in SHOOT project.
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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2011, 11:59:51 PM »
I want to hug you because you capitalize our name properly.

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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2011, 01:10:10 AM »
I love hugs. I also enjoy insomnia, bowling, sci-fi movies (or is it SyFy now?), Ping Pong, Starcraft 2, and redheads (luvvv the redhead ladies!). That is all.
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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2011, 11:16:17 AM »
With your redheads...do the carpets match her pubes?

And a quarter if you get that.






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Re: Mr. Santa's Random Thoughts
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2011, 12:00:48 PM »
you mean landing strip? or no runway at all...right?
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