I bought sixteen dollars worth of fireworks (which was actually a lot) and regretted not getting Snakes and Sparklers. Those are my favorites.
NEW RANDOM THOUGHT THAT IS VERY AWESOME: Found out today that these people down the street from the McDonalds that I work at put a tarp in the flatbed of their pickup, filled it up with water, and used it as an impromptu swimming pool. They might be rednecks.