Author Topic: Ask an Asian (Read 12691 times)

Kenji Yamada · « **Reply #575 on:** December 17, 2011, 03:30:25 PM »

Quote from: Maize on December 17, 2011, 03:25:56 PM

Hello there Asian guy, I have a serious question. How can "I" become Asian? I tried watching Anime, playing games made by Hideo Kojima, and tried not driving very good, I seem to still be black (pops in a Tyler Perry movie)....What am I doing wrong?

You can't. You must be born with it.

So, in short? Create a time machine. Go back in time to when your dad sweet talks your mom. Slap your dad in the face and point him in the direction of Japan. Now you're asian.

J · « **Reply #576 on:** December 17, 2011, 05:33:39 PM »

Quote from: Maize on December 17, 2011, 03:25:56 PM

Hello there Asian guy, I have a serious question. How can "I" become Asian? I tried watching Anime, playing games made by Hideo Kojima, and tried not driving very good, I seem to still be black (pops in a Tyler Perry movie)....What am I doing wrong?

Bahaha. I like you already.

Kenji Yamada · « **Reply #577 on:** December 17, 2011, 05:41:58 PM »

Quote from: Maize on December 17, 2011, 03:25:56 PM

Hello there Asian guy, I have a serious question. How can "I" become Asian? I tried watching Anime, playing games made by Hideo Kojima, and tried not driving very good, I seem to still be black (pops in a Tyler Perry movie)....What am I doing wrong?

I didn't even notice the tried not driving very good. Well, seeing that, you're well on your way to becoming an asian... woman. All you need now is a Toyota Camry.

Entragian · « **Reply #578 on:** December 17, 2011, 05:43:34 PM »

Don't forget crane kicks. Drew can bust out a mean crane kick when he really wants to.

Maize · « **Reply #579 on:** December 17, 2011, 05:55:25 PM »

Lmao u guys are hilarious

Tanya Black · « **Reply #580 on:** December 21, 2011, 01:11:07 PM »

Did you try to find your presents before your mom could wrap them when you were a kid?

Kenji Yamada · « **Reply #581 on:** December 21, 2011, 01:48:44 PM »

Quote from: Tanya Black on December 21, 2011, 01:11:07 PM

Did you try to find your presents before your mom could wrap them when you were a kid?

Did you really just go into every ask thread and copypasta that?

Oh well.

Yes, and every time I looked for them I found them. Then I grew up and didn't care.

Maize · « **Reply #582 on:** December 21, 2011, 02:13:39 PM »

Quote from: Tanya Black on December 21, 2011, 01:11:07 PM

Did you try to find your presents before your mom could wrap them when you were a kid?

Wow you asked the asian guy the same question you asked me, the new guy?

Wow, and just when I thought I was special to you.

Just when my balls hang u always do something to shrivel them up!

Entragian · « **Reply #583 on:** December 21, 2011, 03:18:01 PM »

Quote from: Tanya Black on December 21, 2011, 01:11:07 PM

Just when my balls hang u always do something to shrivel them up!

Typical OD. Always shriveling up ball sacks!

Drew, do you expect any new gundam sets for Christmas this year?

Kenji Yamada · « **Reply #584 on:** December 21, 2011, 05:52:20 PM »

Quote from: The Ivory Terror on December 21, 2011, 03:18:01 PM

Quote from: Tanya Black on December 21, 2011, 01:11:07 PM
Just when my balls hang u always do something to shrivel them up!

Typical OD. Always shriveling up ball sacks!

Drew, do you expect any new gundam sets for Christmas this year?

Considering my Christmas list was comprised of nothing but Gundam Model Kits and/or Gundam/Bandai brand paint/paint pens/panel lining tools?

Yes.

xiv · « **Reply #585 on:** January 04, 2012, 12:33:35 PM »

You have a preference for dodgers ownership?

The Gunslingers · « **Reply #586 on:** January 28, 2012, 01:18:15 AM »

Is $55 too much to spend on personalized M&Ms for Valentine's Day? included are 4 different designs including a picture of the baby, our names, and anniversary. It includes 3 - 7oz packages wrapped in a heart covered box. I also get to pick the colors of the M&Ms.

Kenji Yamada · « **Reply #587 on:** January 31, 2012, 10:08:43 PM »

Quote from: Loco Martinez on January 04, 2012, 12:33:35 PM

You have a preference for dodgers ownership?

As long as it isn't McCourt? Don't give a fuck.

Quote from: The Gunslingers on January 28, 2012, 01:18:15 AM

Is $55 too much to spend on personalized M&Ms for Valentine's Day? included are 4 different designs including a picture of the baby, our names, and anniversary. It includes 3 - 7oz packages wrapped in a heart covered box. I also get to pick the colors of the M&Ms.

For M&Ms? Fuck yeah that's too expensive. I could buy a god damn Master Grade Gundam model for that, and those aren't cheap.

Entragian · « **Reply #588 on:** February 02, 2012, 03:41:13 AM »

So I was thinking about the HOPE thing the other night, and I remembered another mysterious note that was left on SCAR's door a long time ago. It was just a few weeks after we brought Kenji & Isaac back to SHOOT.

It read something like "lucifer's acrimony and doomed vigor." Any idea who was behind that? All I remember is nothing came from it and no other notes followed that one.

It's an e-fed mystery that will always haunt me. :p

xiv · « **Reply #589 on:** February 02, 2012, 11:59:23 AM »

Midway point, what are your thoughts on your NHL teams?

Kenji Yamada · « **Reply #590 on:** February 02, 2012, 06:06:11 PM »

Quote from: The Ivory Terror on February 02, 2012, 03:41:13 AM

So I was thinking about the HOPE thing the other night, and I remembered another mysterious note that was left on SCAR's door a long time ago. It was just a few weeks after we brought Kenji & Isaac back to SHOOT.

It read something like "lucifer's acrimony and doomed vigor." Any idea who was behind that? All I remember is nothing came from it and no other notes followed that one.

It's an e-fed mystery that will always haunt me. :p

There were a couple of notes like that left for SCAR in LEGACY I think, I keep thinking someone fessed up to it but it turned out to be like... someone really stupid that quit before his reveal ever made anyone care. I really don't specifically remember.

Quote from: Loco Martinez on February 02, 2012, 11:59:23 AM

Midway point, what are your thoughts on your NHL teams?

Canadiens are doing fucking horrible, they're kinda riddled with injury and Price is the only one keeping them in most games.

Kings are...forgettable

The young line the Oilers has going with Hall, Neugent-Hopkins and whoever else is fucking amazing to watch.

I'm adding the Predators to "My Teams" because ever since last year's playoffs Pekka Rinne makes any Nashville game worthwhile. Also, Shea Webber on the blue line doesn't hurt.

xiv · « **Reply #591 on:** February 08, 2012, 11:52:55 AM »

So you currently have beer in your fridge? What kind(s)?

Kenji Yamada · « **Reply #592 on:** February 08, 2012, 12:16:36 PM »

Quote from: Loco Martinez on February 08, 2012, 11:52:55 AM

So you currently have beer in your fridge? What kind(s)?

I don't drink. There's a couple bottles of Red Stripe, but it's like two years old from when someone else bought it.

Saint · « **Reply #593 on:** February 08, 2012, 03:04:40 PM »

Should Turner start worrying about Nashville catching up to his beloved Wings?

Kenji Yamada · « **Reply #594 on:** February 08, 2012, 04:22:37 PM »

Quote from: Alejandro on February 08, 2012, 03:04:40 PM

Should Turner start worrying about Nashville catching up to his beloved Wings?

Absolutely. I'm a firm supporter of the Preds when Pekka Rinne is in net so... even if they weren't close I'd agree with that statement. Also, Shea Webber.