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Re: Ask a Dube!
« Reply #125 on: August 20, 2011, 11:28:23 PM »
What are your feelings on Strasburg? Would I sway your decision if I mentioned how Pro-Strasburg Scotty was with mancrushing on him and how much it would get on his nerves to bash the shit out of him?
I'm in the camp of "Let's see him actually succeed."  I've seen tons of "can't miss" prospects flame out.  He was starting to sway me before the injury, so now I'm back to "Let's see him succeed."

I'm very aware of Scotty's mancrush.  He was horrifying me last year.  As much fun as it would be to bash the heck out of him, all I can do now is just play the "Please stop" card if Scotty goes 'ooh la la' over him again the instant he takes the mound in DC again.

Why do you always disappoint me?

There is a special providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come—the readiness is all.

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« Reply #126 on: August 21, 2011, 10:37:59 AM »
Would it have anything to do with his affinity for something that rhymes with krull chucking?

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« Reply #127 on: August 21, 2011, 02:37:58 PM »
Why do you always disappoint me?
I've made you laugh once or twice in RCODs.  So it isn't *always.*  Just 99% of the time.

Would it have anything to do with his affinity for something that rhymes with krull chucking?
Now that you mention it...


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Re: Ask a Dube!
« Reply #128 on: August 21, 2011, 07:37:18 PM »
Burt.  Ernie.  Snuffleupagus.
       
Which one would you rape, skull fuck, and kill?
   

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« Reply #129 on: August 22, 2011, 02:24:12 PM »
Are you  a picture taker while on vacation?

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« Reply #130 on: August 22, 2011, 09:53:01 PM »
Burt.  Ernie.  Snuffleupagus.
       
Which one would you rape, skull fuck, and kill?
   
Can't I just say "kill" to all three?

Are you  a picture taker while on vacation?
Not hardcore, but I've taken about 50-ish.


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« Reply #131 on: August 22, 2011, 09:58:48 PM »
Burt.  Ernie.  Snuffleupagus.
       
Which one would you rape, skull fuck, and kill?
   
Can't I just say "kill" to all three?

So...you want to KKK? Wouldn't have guessed that.

There is a special providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come—the readiness is all.

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« Reply #132 on: August 23, 2011, 03:51:52 PM »
No.

I mean, yeah I guess that translates to KKK but I don't want to "KKK."  That group is very evil.  I do not approve of it.


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« Reply #133 on: August 23, 2011, 03:56:01 PM »
No.

I mean, yeah I guess that translates to KKK but I don't want to "KKK."  That group is very evil.  I do not approve of it.

Are we seeing the first sides of Dark Side Dube?

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« Reply #134 on: August 23, 2011, 04:20:18 PM »
Remember Dube, Sith Lords apologize to NO MAN.

What color is your light saber?






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« Reply #135 on: August 23, 2011, 04:30:26 PM »
were you still around for the great quake of '11?

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« Reply #136 on: August 24, 2011, 06:51:09 PM »
Are we seeing the first sides of Dark Side Dube?
No.  It'll be obvious when/if the dark side comes out.

Remember Dube, Sith Lords apologize to NO MAN.

What color is your light saber?
I ain't apologizing for anything.  Unless I killed someone.  Which I don't think I've done.

I'll take this "light saber" meaning a saber and not an innuendo--so I say green.

were you still around for the great quake of '11?
Nope.  I was on the way to Pittsburgh.


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« Reply #137 on: August 24, 2011, 06:54:16 PM »
Will Dubey Downer be a spokesperson for Drew brand Haterade?   

possible flavor Dubey downer would endorse:  Raji's Wretched Rasberry,   Sucky Suppan,  Neverending Gobstopper (special Favre unretirement flavor)

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« Reply #138 on: August 24, 2011, 07:03:00 PM »
Will Dubey Downer be a spokesperson for Drew brand Haterade?   

possible flavor Dubey downer would endorse:  Raji's Wretched Rasberry,   Sucky Suppan,  Neverending Gobstopper (special Favre unretirement flavor)

I support this.

There is a special providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come—the readiness is all.

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« Reply #139 on: August 25, 2011, 09:58:15 AM »
If I bought a Phils jersey who should I get?

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« Reply #140 on: August 25, 2011, 04:08:45 PM »
WILD THING

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« Reply #141 on: August 25, 2011, 08:17:43 PM »
Will Dubey Downer be a spokesperson for Drew brand Haterade?   

possible flavor Dubey downer would endorse:  Raji's Wretched Rasberry,   Sucky Suppan,  Neverending Gobstopper (special Favre unretirement flavor)
If Drew allows it, yes.

Another flavor: Harrowing Hart (the Corey Hart flavor).

If I bought a Phils jersey who should I get?
How about the Mickey Morandini one?  Unbelievable they sell that one.  I assume you mean a current one, so I'd say Roy Halladay.  If you wanted to include past Phils, I'd actually say Lenny Dykstra.


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« Reply #142 on: August 25, 2011, 08:21:00 PM »
Where'd you go on your vacation Dubelicious?






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« Reply #143 on: August 25, 2011, 10:05:35 PM »
What souvenirs did you buy on your trip?

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« Reply #144 on: August 26, 2011, 11:16:00 AM »
Where'd you go on your vacation Dubelicious?
I hit up Cincy then DC and then Philly with nights in Pittsburgh and just outside Indy.  Scotty called me a magnet for natural disasters.  I didn't see Cincy or Indy get hit with anything, but maybe a tornado rips through.

What souvenirs did you buy on your trip?
Programs from the Reds, Nats and Phils games I went to.  A Reds shirt, Jordan Zimmerman and Hunter Pence shirzees, two Smithsonian t-shirts (one which glows in the dark), a Smithsonian sweatshirt.  Bobbleheads of Johnny Bench and Ian Desmond and a Reds beverage pitcher with two cups (promo items from the games/trip to the Reds Hall of Fame).  And two fare cards from DC Metro and a SEPTA Independence pass (souvenirs since they're now worthless). 


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« Reply #145 on: August 26, 2011, 11:24:03 AM »
WHY SO SERIOUS?

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« Reply #146 on: August 26, 2011, 03:13:07 PM »
Clearly mother nature was nice to Cincy... cuz... well they're Cincy, and they have Bengals.  But no natural disaster in Indy?  Dube goes there and they sign Kerry Collins... just saying. 

Where will Dube Strike next?

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« Reply #147 on: August 26, 2011, 03:22:52 PM »
Clearly mother nature was nice to Cincy... cuz... well they're Cincy, and they have Bengals.  But no natural disaster in Indy?  Dube goes there and they sign Kerry Collins... just saying. 

Where will Dube Strike next?

Signing Kerry Collins is probably worse than any Hurriquakes mother nature could dish out.

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« Reply #148 on: August 26, 2011, 11:01:54 PM »
WHY SO SERIOUS?
Dubey Downer is not allowed to have fun.

Clearly mother nature was nice to Cincy... cuz... well they're Cincy, and they have Bengals.  But no natural disaster in Indy?  Dube goes there and they sign Kerry Collins... just saying. 

Where will Dube Strike next?
I won't know until next summer.

Signing Kerry Collins is probably worse than any Hurriquakes mother nature could dish out.
Jamarcus Russell may argue that.


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« Reply #149 on: August 26, 2011, 11:14:33 PM »
Signing Kerry Collins is probably worse than any Hurriquakes mother nature could dish out.
Jamarcus Russell may argue that.
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I never said Kerry Collins was the worst plausible scenario. Just that it was worse than any plausible Hurriquake. A JaMarcus Russell signing is like a galactic Hurriquake that shifts the orbital alignment of the universe.

There is a special providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come—the readiness is all.