Ask an Albino

[Saint]

Epic Rap Battle.

Issac vs. Crippler

[Lucy Blaylock]

I'd field this one, but I doubt I'd be biased.

As for my question, say someone were looking to unload a crate of home manufactured titty roids...Think you can help?

[xiv]

Ever been in a car accident?

[xiv]

Why did you thonk it was pronouned dooby? No other words spelled like that have that "ie" end: lube, tube, rube

[Laura Seton]

Hey Mr. Whitey,

What's the worst thing you can possibly think of?

I can't say it here otherwise I'll be arrested by the thought police.

Teletubbies is pretty high on my list though.

Why do you think about Teletubbies...?

[Entragian]

Epic Rap Battle.

Issac vs. Crippler

Hard to call that one. Entragian can bust some razor-sharp rhymes though.

I'd field this one, but I doubt I'd be biased.

As for my question, say someone were looking to unload a crate of home manufactured titty roids...Think you can help?

Without a doubt. I'll peddle those titty roids at all the local strip clubs....the profits would be insane.

[Entragian]

Ever been in a car accident?

Only once, and it didn't involve another car. I was driving along a little curvy country road, and I hit a patch of black ice and plowed through a barbwire fence and ended up in a cow pasture. It was my fault cuz I was going like 90mph. I used to speed constantly back when I first got my license.

[Entragian]

Why did you thonk it was pronouned dooby? No other words spelled like that have that "ie" end: lube, tube, rube

It's just always registered in my head as "Doobie." Not sure why.

Hey Mr. Whitey,

What's the worst thing you can possibly think of?

I can't say it here otherwise I'll be arrested by the thought police.

Teletubbies is pretty high on my list though.

Why do you think about Teletubbies...?

I draw most of my horror inspiration from Tinky Winky.

[J]

Wow, it all makes sense now.

[Tanya Black]

Does Tinky Winky make you call him Big Poppa?

[Entragian]

Does Tinky Winky make you call him Big Poppa?

No.

[xiv]

Did you ever sit and watch Teletubbies?  And enjoy it... cuz the big baby that's in the sun is cute, and the show is trippy as shit...  okay I'm typing too much.

[Saint]

Did you ever sit and watch Teletubbies?  And enjoy it... cuz the big baby that's in the sun is cute, and the show is trippy as shit...  okay I'm typing too much.

The above was sponsored by the letters L, S, and D.

[Entragian]

Did you ever sit and watch Teletubbies?  And enjoy it... cuz the big baby that's in the sun is cute, and the show is trippy as shit...  okay I'm typing too much.

I don't think I've ever caught a full episode. I remember seeing bits and pieces when I was young. I admit the sun baby was pretty cute, but global warming is no giggling matter.

Plus I remember a vacuum cleaner called "Nu Nu" that the Teletubbies would always abuse.

[Jenkins]

Entragian...

What the hell did they feed you up in Mideon, South Dakota?

[Entragian]

Entragian...

What the hell did they feed you up in Mideon, South Dakota?

That's Mideon, Nebraska actually.

A shitload of buttered corn cobs and fresh hog meat.

[xiv]

Would you be surprised to know i regularly watched it... That and lazy town. Lazy town was the shit!

[Entragian]

Would you be surprised to know i regularly watched it... That and lazy town. Lazy town was the shit!

Nope. I used to watch Lazy Town back in the day too. That show had this trippy/surreal quality about it. I would often wonder if that black haired character's chin was a prosthetic or not. I'm pretty sure it was, cuz that's a big fucking chin....like beyond Jay Leno size.

[Saint]

I guess this has to be asked...

You think Stephanie's legal yet?

[xiv]

What is/was the first thing you had/have Isaac would have bought with a fat pro wrestling check?

[Lucy Blaylock]

Would you be surprised to know i regularly watched it... That and lazy town. Lazy town was the shit!

Nope. I used to watch Lazy Town back in the day too. That show had this trippy/surreal quality about it. I would often wonder if that black haired character's chin was a prosthetic or not. I'm pretty sure it was, cuz that's a big fucking chin....like beyond Jay Leno size.

I'm kind of happy to see that I'm not the only one who watched that shit.

Also a little sad. Can you tell me why?

[Entragian]

I guess this has to be asked...

You think Stephanie's legal yet?

I would assume, I haven't seen the show in ages. She's prolly doing Lazy Town porn now.

Gotta cash in on that pink-haired cocktease look while it's still relevant.

[Entragian]

What is/was the first thing you had/have Isaac would have bought with a fat pro wrestling check?

He used most of his early wrestling cash to invest in his side business, the chain of Primal Ink tattoo parlors.

[Entragian]

Would you be surprised to know i regularly watched it... That and lazy town. Lazy town was the shit!

Nope. I used to watch Lazy Town back in the day too. That show had this trippy/surreal quality about it. I would often wonder if that black haired character's chin was a prosthetic or not. I'm pretty sure it was, cuz that's a big fucking chin....like beyond Jay Leno size.

I'm kind of happy to see that I'm not the only one who watched that shit.

Also a little sad. Can you tell me why?

It's because you're in touch with your inner child, Bill. You're in a glass case of emotion!

[xiv]

I guess this has to be asked...

You think Stephanie's legal yet?

just to confirm.  She's 20

I would assume, I haven't seen the show in ages. She's prolly doing Lazy Town porn now.

Gotta cash in on that pink-haired cocktease look while it's still relevant.