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« on: September 04, 2011, 10:37:48 PM »
It's time for me to conform. Snap off some questions!






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Re: Ask an Albino
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2011, 10:42:45 PM »
What's the basis for Isaac? 

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Re: Ask an Albino
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2011, 10:46:51 PM »
How far into season 3 of SoA are you?

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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2011, 10:48:47 PM »
Project: SCAR, great stable or GREATEST stable?

There is a special providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come—the readiness is all.

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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2011, 10:56:48 PM »
What's the basis for Isaac? 

Like character basis? He's basically a mixture of every nasty villain I've ever been a fan of over the years. Heavily influenced by Randall Flagg from Stephen King's The Stand & Otis B. Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses, along with an assortment of other baddies.

How far into season 3 of SoA are you?

I'm up to like the 5th or 6th episode, The Sons are leaving for Belfast. Shit is getting GOOD.

Project: SCAR, great stable or GREATEST stable?

The greatest of the motherfucking great. The stuff gore-streaked dreams are made of.







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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2011, 10:58:30 PM »
Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses, along with an assortment of other baddies.

Knock, knock?

There is a special providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come—the readiness is all.

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Re: Ask an Albino
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2011, 11:23:03 PM »
Why does OtherDave want  Jenkins skull for?  Hasn't he seen what can happen?


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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2011, 11:30:34 PM »
Knock, knock?

Who's there!  Exclamation point substituted for question mark, cuz if I ask a question in my Ask thread I'll look like an amateur.

Why does OtherDave want  Jenkins skull for?  Hasn't he seen what can happen?

Addiction is a powerful thing, my good man. It spreads like a contagion, and SHOOT is rife with skull fuckery at this point. MJ started a raunchy revolution!








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Re: Ask an Albino
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2011, 11:38:48 PM »
You do know you need to whore and reply to these questions individually, right?






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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2011, 11:44:51 PM »
You do know you need to whore and reply to these questions individually, right?

I did not. I'm naive in my forum whore ways. Luckily I've signed up for Scotty's latest training seminar, so we'll get that rectified real quick.






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Re: Ask an Albino
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2011, 11:47:43 PM »
Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses, along with an assortment of other baddies.

Knock, knock?


Knock, knock?

Who's there!  Exclamation point substituted for question mark, cuz if I ask a question in my Ask thread I'll look like an amateur.


Tiny?

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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2011, 11:55:58 PM »
Tiny?

That's an incredibly personal question Drew.

Nope. Enormous.

ohhh.... you meant the House of 1000 Corpses character Tiny! Every family needs a humpbacked giant imo. My family has about three, one's in storage.







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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2011, 12:00:21 AM »
Tiny?

That's an incredibly personal question Drew.

Nope. Enormous.

ohhh.... you meant the House of 1000 Corpses character Tiny! Every family needs a humpbacked giant imo. My family has about three, one's in storage.



I'm sorry, my Albino brother, but the correct sequence was...

Knock-knock?

Who's there?

Tiny

Tiny who?

TINY FUCKED A STUMP.

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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2011, 12:07:59 AM »
LOL. I'm surprised I didn't remember that. I now recall Otis & Baby talking about the stump fuckin. This drudges up memories of the chicken fucker from The Devil's Rejects too.

"Now....you boys ain't gonna fuck these chickens are ya?"






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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2011, 12:11:50 AM »
Is Otis fair game, now that he's dead?  What about Baby?


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« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2011, 12:15:28 AM »
Is Otis fair game, now that he's dead?  What about Baby?

I doubt I'd fuck Otis's skull, I imagine it's full of baby rattlesnakes and other creepy crawlies. Baby is a different story. I should put together a tribute video to Baby's ass crack...plenty of footage to work with there.






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« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2011, 12:17:05 AM »
Is Otis fair game, now that he's dead?  What about Baby?

I doubt I'd fuck Otis's skull, I imagine it's full of baby rattlesnakes and other creepy crawlies. Baby is a different story. I should put together a tribute video to Baby's ass crack...plenty of footage to work with there.

I think we'd all be able to appreciate that.

The ass crack thing, not the skull...thing...yeah.

Oh right, question...

What flavor toothbrush would Isaac use? Also, mouthwash?

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« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2011, 12:21:45 AM »
What flavor toothbrush would Isaac use? Also, mouthwash?

Toothpaste Flavor? Bubblegum Mint

Mouthwash Flavor? Freshly squeezed virgin blood with just a sprinkle of cinnamon.






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« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2011, 12:29:00 AM »
What flavor toothbrush would Isaac use? Also, mouthwash?

Toothpaste Flavor? Bubblegum Mint

Mouthwash Flavor? Freshly squeezed virgin blood with just a sprinkle of cinnamon.

Excellent choice in mouthwash. I prefer Skull Marrow for toothpaste, but to each their own.

Isaac's gum of choice for those razor sharp bad boys?

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« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2011, 12:29:44 AM »
You dig the fresh virgin blood too?  

Good to know!

The Project:  SCAR Christmas basket is shaping up nicely!

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« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2011, 12:31:15 AM »
You dig the fresh virgin blood too?  

Good to know!

The Project:  SCAR Christmas basket is shaping up nicely!

What else would the Project: SCAR Christmas basket contain? Kenji needs to get his shop on.

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« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2011, 12:32:57 AM »
Excellent choice in mouthwash. I prefer Skull Marrow for toothpaste, but to each their own.

Isaac's gum of choice for those razor sharp bad boys?

Trident White of course! I reached out to the company hoping that Isaac could be their new spokesperson. Haven't heard back yet, but I'm optimistic.

You dig the fresh virgin blood too?  

Good to know!

The Project:  SCAR Christmas basket is shaping up nicely!

Warms my heart to hear it. SCAR and holiday cheer go hand in hand.






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« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2011, 12:37:21 AM »
What else would the Project: SCAR Christmas basket contain? Kenji needs to get his shop on.

I think it should have a personal item from each member...the season of giving calls for that level of dedication.

- Dirt from beneath Kenji's fingernails.
- A screwdriver from Corazon (dressed to look like Mr. Hankey)
- A couple of Isaac's pure white pubes

All from the heart, boys.






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« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2011, 12:43:13 AM »
Puppy Nuggets, for sure. 

Virgin Blood Mouthwash, all of Isaac's list...  Hmm.  Limited edition Project:  SCAR "pork rinds.." 

Skull fragments, for sure.

Open for suggestions!

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« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2011, 12:48:16 AM »
We can send Dube the first basket so that he can review the contents for us.

Might even get invited over for Christmas dinner if we play our cards right on this one! ;]