OBLIVION Edition 04.21.02

{The show fades in to a black screen. Slowly appearing in the center, we see the sentence “In Loving Memory of Layne Staley: 1967-2002”… just for everybody’s information, Layne Staley was the lead singer of a band called “Alice in Chains”. He was, found dead at 37. God rest his soul.}

{We now fade into this week’s edition of “Oblivion”. The cameras cut backstage to right outside Chris Lee's locker room. You see Chris Lee walking down the hallway with his bags, to his locker room. He gets to his locker room and notices a picture taped to his door. He looks at it, and a look of anger crosses his face. He rips the picture off the door and throws it down, as he opens the door with his fist. He slams the door shut behind him and the cameras zoom in on the picture.}

{You see Skull, standing in a bedroom during the early light of day. He is standing over a sleeping child. It is Chris Lees' sleeping child.}

{We fade out. The camera goes overhead the factory now. The factory is in quietness.}

** Pigeon Forge, Tennessee Date: 04.21.02 **

James: We are one-week away from SHOOT Project’s “Training Day”. Fans, tonight, we have an excellent, action-packed episode of Oblivion so do not go away!

:-Promo-:

{“Set It Off” by POD blares over the pa speakers; we see images from past SHOOT episodes – Josh Johnson winning the SHOOT Heavyweight Title, Skull tossing Maria from the ring, and Sebastian Crow being revealed as the Trench-Coated Figure. The letters S-H-O-O-T – P-R-O-J-E-C-T fly across the screen, followed by the stone letters O-B-L-I-V-I-O-N falling from the sky, crashing against the ground as pieces briefly chip off.}

OC Voice: This is not your playground. This is my playground. This is Oblivion.

:-End Promo-:

{Fireworks go up around the factory’s stage. The camera’s zoom over the fans as they hold up signs “Josh Johnson for the Triad” and “Welcome back, Diamante!” even though, there is a hate-fan in the audience holding up a sign reading, “Diamante WHOS? Diamante BOOS!”}

John: Even though we are underground, I still enjoy hearing that sound.

James: Oh gosh, that is scary!

John: Oh, stop being a pussy! You are such a fucking taco!

:-Backstage Footage-:

{A leather black chair spins around to see Sebastian Crow, sitting behind a well-furnished brown desk. As he lifts up a piece of paper, he smiles and nods his head before shredding it. There comes a voice.}

OC Voice: What, the hell are you doing here?

{Sebastian Crow glances up to see Daniel Jones, walking into the executive office with a briefcase in hand and a cup of coffee in the other. Sebastian Crow smiles and stands from the chair. He holds out his hand to Daniel but Daniel glares away.}

Sebastian Crow: Ah, Mister Jones, I am…

Daniel Jones: I know who you are, you silly goose. What do you want?

Sebastian Crow: Hmm… what do I want… *Pauses* …”The Real Deal” Josh Johnson taken from the main-event?

Daniel Jones: *Interesting shock ness* What,

Sebastian Crow: I have heard interesting resource tidbits from the prophets this week, Daniel; the prophet has kept me informed.

Daniel Jones: What are-

Sebastian Crow: It is not going to work Daniel! We will reign.

-Pause-

Sebastian Crow: You just wait.

{Sebastian Crow moves away from the desk, past Daniel, and out of the office door. Daniel stands there motionless.}

Daniel Jones: *Shakes his head* What, the hell is he talking about? *Sigh* …silly bastard.

Fade out.

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Debut Match

Jayson Storm v. Roland the Dark

John: Both men are already in the ring and we are about to get underway.

**Ding, Ding, Ding**

James: Storm throws the first attack and it is a flurry of fists. He lands three fists before Roland blocks one and puts Storm on the mat with a leg sweep.

John: Roland then picked him up and whipped him into the ropes. Storm came back to receive a sidewalk slam from Roland the Dark.

James: Roland makes a quick cover…

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James: I am surprised he even got a two count with that attempt.

John: Both men make it to their feet, but Roland knocks Storm back down with a clothesline. Roland runs to the ropes, bounces off, and drives an elbow into the neck of Storm.

James: That was brutal!

John: Roland still attacking the neck of Storm, he pulled him over to the edge of the apron and began kicking his head, snapping his neck back every time.

James: The referee got him to slide Storm back into the ring, the full way.

John: Roland then leg dropped him and made another quick cover…

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James: So close again!

John: Roland is agitated now; he thought it was a three count. He picked up Storm and is about to end this match with a Choke Slam.

James: He got it, CHOKE SLAM!

John: There is a cover!

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**Ding, Ding, Ding**

Return Match

Cronos Diamante v. Danny Collins

{“Fear of the Dark” by Iron Maiden blares over the pa speakers as Cronos Diamante walks downs the ramp-way, approaching the ring.}

Ring Announcer – Samantha Coil: Introducing back to SHOOT, he is the KING of SATAN(s) ORGY - CRONOS DIAMANTE!

{“The Danny Clues” from NICK-SHOOT blares over the pa speakers as Danny Collins walks downs the ramp-way, gaining a nice reaction.}

Ring Announcer – Samantha Coil: Introducing next, his opponent – he stands at 6’3, weighing in at 253 pounds… DANNY COLLINS!

James: This should be a good one. Cronos is a seasoned veteran, and Danny Collins is a very impressive newcomer here to the SHOOT Project.

**Ding, Ding, Ding**

John: Collar and elbow tie up starts off the match. Collins with a knee to Diamante’s midsection doubles Cronos over. Danny sets up for DDT, but Cronos counters with a punch to Collins’ kidney. This stuns Collins, and Diamante follows up by bouncing off the ropes and taking Collins down with a lariat.

James: Jesus… that nearly took Collins head off,

John: Cronos is definitely on his game tonight.

James: Danny Collins seems just a bit awestruck it would appear.

John: Cronos, an opportunist by nature, picks Collins up. He lines him up, and kicks him in the back of the knee. This sends Collins right back down to the mat, in a heap of pain.

James: Cronos goes back to work on his leg, softening him up, and drawing a good amount of cheers from this crowd. Diamante locks in a standard leg lock and the referee checks for a submission. Collins reaches the ropes. The referee asks for the break. Cronos ignores him.

John: Cronos is fixing to get himself disqualified.

James: John, what are you talking, about? This is the SHOOT Project we do not DO disqualification.

John: Oh yeah, you are right.

James: Cronos finally breaks the hold, and Danny drags himself up using the ropes. Cronos takes advantage of this, and he delivers a swift kick into the midsection of Danny Collins, sending the newcomer down. Diamante lifts Collins up, kick to the midsection, DDT. Collins may be unconscious here.

John: Diamante looks like he may be going for the kill here.

James: Collins is not looking good here. I think this match may be close to over.

John: It could be. Collins gets up Diamante is waiting. Diamante, he is stalking Collins… Collins turns around… THERE IS THE SANDS OF TIME!!!

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**Ding, Ding, Ding**

{“Fear of the Dark” by Iron Maiden blares over the pa speakers as Cronos Diamante exits the ring.}

John: And that one was over, almost as quickly as it started.

Mixed Tag Team Match

Ben “The Blackout” Jackman and Dark Krystal v. Rancid and Tammy Lee

James: The bell rings and Ben Jackman and Rancid start, Rancid gets the advantage and whips Jackman into the ropes. Jackman comes back and clotheslines Rancid.

John: Rancid stumbles to the outside and Tammy Lee comes in the ring and jumps on Jackman’s back.

James: She fights like a woman.

John: She is a woman James.

James: Dark Krystal rushes in and punches Lee in the face and Lee falls to the mat, Krystal straddles Lee and starts pounding on her. The ref is trying to clear the ring; he is pulling on Krystal’s hair trying to get her off Lee.

John: This is a wrestling match, not a catfight.

James: Finally, the ref breaks to two women up and the women go back to their respective corners. Rancid is back in the ring and tags in Lee. Lee comes in to face Jackman. Jackman grabs Tammy Lee and body slams her and then tags in Dark Krystal.

John: That Jackman is impressive.

James: Yeah he was that was a textbook body slam.

John: Krystal runs in and clotheslines Lee, Lee falls to the mat and then Krystal drops an elbow. Onto her ribs, Krystal goes for the pin.

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James: Lee gets to her feet and dropkicks Krystal right in the ribs. Krystal stumbles back into the corner and tags in Jackman.

John: Jackman comes in and Tammy Lee starts to back up into a corner Jackman rushes in and avalanches her into the corner.

James: Oh, that was a nice Avalanche!

John: Lee fall face first onto the mat and Jackman starts to taunt the crowd. As he does this Lee gets to her corner and tags in Rancid. Rancid rushes in and dropkicks Jackman in the back.

James: He goes flying over the top rope to the outside and Krystal jumps into the ring and rolls up Rancid for a quick two count.

John: rancid gets back up, grabs Krystal by the hair, turns her around, and tries for DDT. Krystal reverses it and delivers an overhead belly to belly. Jackman rolls back into the ring and goes for the pin; he gets only a two count as Lee breaks up the pin.

James: Krystal rushes over and spears Lee, knocking the wind out of him. Then Jackman sets up Rancid for a power bomb, he hits it and goes for the pin…

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Quest for Glory Match

Sebastian Crow v. Chris Lee v. Skull v. “The Real Deal” Josh Johnson

{“The Ecstasy of Gold” by METALLICA blares over the pa speakers. Sebastian Crow walks out slowly to surrounding boos of SHOOT(s) fans.}

Ring Announcer – Samantha Coil: Introducing first in our main-event… he is the current DOJO Champion… a former Iron Fist Champion… he weighs in at 336 pounds, at a height of 7’1… all the way from Los Angeles, California - THE LEADER OF THE CONSPIRATORS, SEBASTIAN CROW!

John: And here we go; hey James, do you think we will declare a new SHOOT champion tonight?

James: Hmm… that is a thought, John; in the meantime, here comes that asshole Sebastian Crow! What was he talking about earlier’, what prophet?

John: I do not know. Sebastian Crow can be a weird character at times.

{“Fuel my Fire” by Prodigy blares over the pa speakers. Chris Lee walks out slowly to a surrounding mix of SHOOT fans.}

Ring Announcer – Samantha Coil: Introducing second in our main-event… he is the current Rising Star Champion and Rule of Surrender Champion… he weighs in at 251 pounds, at a height of 6’4 – CHRIS LEE!

James: Automatically, my pick for tonight is Chris Lee!

John: I thought it was Josh Johnson.

James: Oh, uh, they are both my picks.

John: You cannot have two prediction winners!

James: I did not see you saying any different during that mud-battle the other night. You know the one between Emily Arth and Jessica Lee!

John: Oh yeah, well, uh – horse boogers!

James: Exactly, so shut up.

John: Well my pick is still Sebastian Crow… or Skull, they are both cool.

{“Mastermind” by MEGADETH blares over the pa speakers as Skull walks to the ring.}

Ring Announcer – Samantha Coil: Introducing third in our main-event, he is a member of the Conspirators – SKULL!

{Skull enters the ring and stands side by side with Sebastian Crow. They start pacing past each other, keeping an eye on Chris Lee.}

John: Look at these two! They are ready! Sebastian and Skull are like a couple of rabid wolves, waiting to pounce!

{“I Stand Alone” by GODSMACK blares over the pa speakers as the fans erupt in cheers. “The Real Deal” Josh Johnson walks to the ring, keeping an eye focused on the Conspirators.}

Ring Announcer – Samantha Coil: Introducing last, he is the CURRENT SHOOT PROJECT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… including Iron Fist Champion… he weighs in at 235 pounds, at a height of 6’3 – “THE REAL DEAL” JOSH JOHNSON!

James: And here we go! They charge… wait a second…

{“Wherever I May Roam” by METALLICA blares over the pa speakers as the fans erupt. Daniel Jones walks out fast to his music, trying to catch the ring before the fight occurs. He has a microphone in his hand, “Hold up one-second” he yells out repeatable.}

James: Okay, what is going on here?

{The music fades as Daniel Jones enters the ring and stands in the center of all four men.}

Daniel Jones: Wait just one-second… I have an announcement…

John: …an announcement,

James: This cannot be good.

Daniel Jones: Gentlemen, fans of the SHOOT Project, tonight, I have an announcement… let us say, a special stipulation to our main-event here this evening…

James: Oh, I knew this would not be good.

Daniel Jones: Tonight in this very ring, not only will these four men be fighting for the SHOOT Heavyweight Title, the Rule of Surrender Title, the Rising Star Title, the Iron Fist Title, and the DOJO Title… but they will also be competing in an IRON MAN MATCH!

{The fans go nuts.}

James: (Shocked) What,

John: An Iron Man match’, holy shit, this should be great!

Daniel Jones: So true, so true… four men fighting in the same ring for sixty-minutes for an exact number of FIVE SHOOT TITLES!

James: Jesus Christ,

{All four men are stunned enough to say anything. Daniel Jones exits the ring. The four men do not wait. They immediately go at each other with lefts and rights.}

**Ding, Ding, Ding**

James: AND HERE WE GO! SEBASTIAN CROW AND JOSH JOHNSON, WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS, SKULL AND CHRIS LEE, MY GOD WHAT A FIGHT!

John: And our beloved president, Daniel Jones, is approaching the ringside commentators table. Daniel, how are things?

Daniel Jones: Things are good, men. Keeping things on track, I am sure.

John: Oh, yes, straight on track.

Daniel Jones: Excellent,

James: Sebastian grabs a-hold of Johnson and slams his head into the turnbuckle. He has Johnson in the corner; he knees him in the gut, followed by a head-butt! Meanwhile, Skull and Lee are still exchanging lefts and rights with one another.

John: Ha, they are doing the EXACT same thing Skull said they would. The Conspirators, Sebastian Crow and Skull, are working on the same page, attempting to take out Johnson and Lee. This should teach those ingrates a thing or two about respect!

Daniel Jones: I suspect you are talking about Josh Johnson and Chris Lee.

John: Exactly, fucking morons', especially Johnson, he does not know what Sebastian and Skull handed down to him. That is a respectful title right there!

Daniel Jones: Eh-hem, Josh Johnson earned that title on his own…

John: But-

Daniel Jones: Do you want to keep your job?

John: Well yes-

Daniel Jones: Then shut the hell up!

John: You got it.

Daniel Jones: (Mumbles) …and stop taking the Conspirators side. They have nothing but bad mouth and disrespect. Especially Sebastian Crow, when was it when I seen respect from him? Never’, not in this century do I recall.

James: …and Sebastian Crow with a cover, he is going for the SHOOT title…

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James: …Josh Johnson kicked out.

Daniel Jones: (Sarcastic) Oh, that is too bad.

John: On the outside, Skull and Chris Lee are tearing each other apart! They still have not stopped with the lefts and rights! Skull hooks Lee’s head under his arm, he goes for DDT, but Chris Lee backs Skull into the guardrail! Chris Lee gets out of Skull’s hold and punches Skull straight in the face! Skull is, dazed! He hangs over the guardrail… Chris Lee lifts up the ring apron, grabs a steel chair, and swings for Skull! Yes, Skull blocks the shot and knees Chris Lee in the gut!

James: Skull takes the steel chair from Chris Lee and hits it over Lee’s back! Lee is down… Skull goes for a cover…

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John: Aw fuck, we could have had a new Rising Star and Rule of Surrender Champion!

James: …too bad John, in the ring, Sebastian Irish whips Johnson to the ropes. Johnson bounces off, Crow goes for a clothesline, but Johnson ducks. Now, Johnson is punching the tar out of Crow. He does a little java-action and WAMMO, Crow goes down! Johnson follows it up with an elbow to the heart! Johnson goes for the cover… we could be seeing a new DOJO Champion…

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James: Oh, that was a close kick out!

John: Fuck that was not even close; what are you talking about James? Skull Irish whips Chris Lee to the steel ring steps. He notices Johnson bringing Crow back to his feet, Skull grabs the steel chair, and he tosses it straight into the back of Johnson’s neck! Oh, that was great!

James: …ouch,

John: Yeah, ouch; Crow now grabs a-hold of Josh Johnson; he sets him up, and… PILE DRIVER; Sebastian Crow goes for the cover…

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John: YES, WE HAVE A NEW SHOOT CHAMPION!

James: Now, let us see if Crow can keep those titles!

Daniel Jones: Ha, he has to keep them for 50-minutes more. This will be interesting.

John: “The Real Deal” is very much out of it… on the outside, Skull goes for another Irish whip, Chris Lee reverses it, and he sends Skull to the steel steps. Here comes Lee, he hits knee-first into Skull’s chest! Now Chris Lee slides in the ring… YES, SEBASTIAN CROW PICKED UP THE STEEL CHAIR AND CRACKED IT OVER THE HEAD OF LEE! BUT WAIT A SECOND, NO, NO…

James: JOSH JOHNSON ROLLS SEBASTIAN BACK UP, AND…

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{The fans go nuts.}

John: GOD DAMN IT!

John: HOW, THE HELL DID JOSH JOHNSON DO THAT?

Daniel Jones: Johnson is Superman. He can do anything.

{John starts humming the Spiderman theme.}

John: Ha, the Spiderman movie everybody; it debuts in theaters May 3.

James: What are we’, the spokesperson for the Spiderman movie now?

Daniel Jones: Why was I not aware of this?

John: Ha, good idea though', we SHOULD advertise Spiderman for “Training Day”.

Daniel Jones: I will make a note of that.

James: …watch Skull now… he is setting up two chairs on the outside… Chris Lee is back to his feet; he climbs the turnbuckle, and hits a beautiful moon Sault onto Skull! He knocked over one chair in the process!

John: Check out that dent! Sebastian Crow has Johnson back in the corner again, his boot choking the shit out of his throat! There is no referee! This is great!

James: This is not cool! Sebastian Crow is insane! Finally, he takes down his boot… but that is not all! He walks Johnson up the turnbuckle, grabs a-hold of his throat, and, THERE WAS A CHOKESLAM FROM THE TURNBUCKLE!

John: YES, SEBASTIAN CROW FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A LEG TO THE THROAT OF JOHNSON… SEBASTIAN GOES FOR A COVER…

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John: AND AGAIN, WE HAVE A NEW SHOOT/IRON FIST CHAMPION!

James: Wait a second… HERE COMES JASON JOHNSON…

Daniel Jones: …JASON JOHNSON,

James: JASON JOHNSON JUST CAME FROM THE AUDIENCE, HE HAS A STEEL CHAIR, and HE CRACKS IT OVER SEBASTIAN CROWS BACK!

Daniel Jones: Ha, this is great. Good job Jason.

John: NO, THIS IS HORRIBLE! DANIEL, DID YOU SET THIS UP? DAMN YOU, ERG, I MEAN, NEVERMIND… SEBASTIAN IS, LEANED DOWN, JOSH JOHNSON IS BACK UP, HE CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLE, SEBASTIAN IS BACK UP, AND JOHNSON STRIKES CROW IN THE FACE WITH A DROPKICK! NO, THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!

James: Jason runs across the ring, he winds up, and kicks Sebastian in the side! Johnson follows it up with an elbow to the heart; he goes for another cover…

John: NO, THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!

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John: YES, GOD, THAT WAS SO CLOSE!

James: Skull is back in the ring now. He has a steel chair…

*CRACK*

James: HE CRACKS IT OVER THE HEAD OF JASON JOHNSON! HE IS DOING EVERYTHING HERE TO PROTECT HIS PARTNER…

John: That is right! Teammates stick together, especially if they are the Conspirators…

James: Chris Lee is on the ring apron. Skull grabs a-hold of him, runs him across the apron, and slams his head into the turnbuckle. This does not throw Lee off! Skull helps him in, THE VERTICAL SUPLEX WAY!

John: Excellent, now Skull brings Lee back to his feet and him HITS THE SKULL PLEX! YES, SKULL GOES FOR A COVER… NO, WAIT, JOSH JOHNSON INTERCEPTS BUT SEBASTIAN CROW IS BACK TO HIS FEET. Sebastian Crow, he hits Johnson with a sidewalk slam… in the meantime, Jason has all ready slid out of the ring. Sebastian and Skull, they set up Chris Lee… they both bounce off opposite ropes, and hit Chris with double elbows to the chest! Now, Skull goes for the cover, Sebastian, stepping on Lee’s throat for pressure…

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John: YES, WE HAVE A NEW RISING STAR, RULE OF SURRENDER CHAMPION! Now, the two Conspirators clamp hands… true friendship… and they just agreed on something!

James: Sebastian Crow exits the ring and pushes up another apron side…

John: YES, THEY ARE GOING FOR THE TOYS!

Daniel Jones: …more toys.

John: Yes, more toys! In the meantime, “The Real Deal” Josh Johnson is back to his feet… Skull goes for him, knocking him back in the corner. Chris Lee is back to his feet. He sees Sebastian Crow on the outside', no not good, not good…

James: Chris Lee bounces off the ropes and hits Sebastian Crow with a baseball slide, knocking Sebastian Crow against the guardrail. Now, Chris Lee is throwing punches to Sebastian. Sebastian counters back… he tosses lefts and rights, knocking back Chris Lee! He grabs a-hold of Chris Lee, delivers a head-butt, and slams his face into the guardrail.

John: This is excellent! Sebastian Crow grabs a DOJO stick and cracks it over Chris Lee’s back! Ouch, Lee has to be in pain from that! This truly proves WHY Sebastian Crow IS the DOJO Champion.

James: Meanwhile, Skull goes for an Irish whip… Johnson reverses it, sends Skull to the turnbuckle… Johnson charges for Skull with a clothesline but… OH MY GOD, SKULL JUST BACKDROPPED “THE REAL DEAL” JOSH JOHNSON OVER THE TURNBUCKLE ONTO THE FLOOR!

John: Skull climbs out of the ring. He lifts up another side of the ring apron… he grabs ANOTHER DOJO STICK! Now, Sebastian grabs another, he sees Skull… Johnson is getting back to his feet, Sebastian and Skull wind up, and… NO!

James: SEBASTIAN AND SKULL JUST SOCKED EACH OTHER WITH THE DOJO STICKS!

John: FUCK, THIS HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT!

James: Sebastian Crow and Skull ACCIDENTALLY cracked each other with the DOJO sticks. Sebastian and Skull are down. “The Real Deal” Josh Johnson takes the advantage over Skull; he tries to pin Skull with a foot, BUT CHRIS LEE CRACKS A STEEL CHAIR OVER JOHNSON’S HEAD!

Daniel Jones: What, the hell, I thought these two were working together…

John: Ha, you thought wrong Danny Boy!

Daniel Jones: Well I will be damn…

James: Now, Chris Lee goes for a cover on “The Real Deal”… SEBASTIAN CROW IS THE FIRST ONE UP; HE INTERCEPTS THE COVER, GRABS HOLD OF CHRIS LEE AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE GUARDRAIL!

John: Sebastian Crow follows Chris Lee… now; Skull goes for a cover on Johnson…

James: …INSIDE CRADLE, INSIDE CRADLE,

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John: “THE REAL DEAL” JOSH JOHNSON IS THE NEW RISING STAR/RULE OF SURRENDER CHAMPION! This is great though. As long as him and Sebastian do not square off again, everything is okay.

James: You know I keep watching these men and I continue pondering… Daniel, what ARE the rules of this thing?

Daniel Jones: Well basically, they battle for sixty-minutes and whoever has what title before the buzzer goes off… they are, declared THAT champion. For example, at this moment, Sebastian Crow is the SHOOT World Heavyweight Champion, the DOJO Champion, AND the Iron Fist Champion. Therefore, if he can keep himself straight, without being pinned before the buzzer, Sebastian Crow is, declared the winner of those two belts.

James: Shit, now that can get complicated.

Daniel Jones: Ha, that is exactly why I booked this match. It is for complication.

James: You are a weird man, Daniel, a weird man.

Daniel Jones: Thank you.

John: ‘So at the moment, Josh Johnson is our Rising Star and Rule of Surrender Champion… while, Sebastian Crow is our DOJO, Iron Fist, and SHOOT Project Heavyweight Champion. Do we have cameras on our current champion, Daniel?

Daniel Jones: We currently do not have cameras on Sebastian Crow…

{The screen switches backstage. We see Sebastian and Chris fighting it out.}

John: Oh, there we go!

James: Sebastian Crow just sent Chris Lee flying over a table! Now Sebastian flips the table over… glass shatters as Sebastian goes to bring Lee back to his feet.

John: Ha, are we seeing a little preview for “Training Day”?

Daniel Jones: Nah, the Birdcage Match is MUCH more complicated!

John: How many minutes are we on?

TIME 35:00 Minutes/15:00 Seconds

John: Damn, we have some time to go. An Iron Man Match for Oblivion… what will they think of next.

Daniel Jones: Who knows, keep commentating…

James: Chris Lee just head-butted Sebastian Crow… this backs Sebastian up a bit, Lee grabs a-hold of Sebastian and tosses him into the wall. Lee brings the table back up and rams it into Sebastian’s gut! Now Chris climbs on the table and starts pounding away at Sebastian… ha, this is great… listening to the audience!

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James: There was a ten-punch count BACKSTAGE!

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James: HA, THERE WAS AN ELEVEN! Chris Lee has the upper advantage over Sebastian now! Wait a second… Chris Lee was, tripped by a broom and… IT IS CROWE!

John: Yes, I told you the Conspirators worked together!

James: Crowe and Rancid are beating the HELL out of Chris Lee! They are taking turns, exchanging lefts and rights to Chris Lee! Sebastian Crow is out from the mess and he joins in. He charges for Chris Lee and spheres Lee THROUGH a DOOR!

John: Excellent, Sebastian Crow just spheres Chris Lee through this door into some sort of a dark room…

James: Now they are hurrying to shut the door, for some reason, they want to get out of there! What is going on here?

John: Well they shut the door and, OH MY GOD!

James: THEY LOCK CHRIS LEE IN THAT ROOM, THE SIGN, JOHN, DID YOU SEE THE SIGN!

John: OF COURSE, I SAW THE SIGN… JAMES, IT SAID, “RANCID’S SECRET ROOM OF SNAKES!”

James: Oh, my God, Daniel, were you aware of this.

Daniel Jones: I was not aware of this.

James: Watch Sebastian, Crowe, and Rancid walk back to the curtains… they are pleased with what they did. Damn, this is not right. Daniel, you HAVE to do something!

Daniel Jones: What is there I can do? I, I do not know what to do…

James: Fuck, this is insane…

John: Meanwhile, check out the ring, there are weapons lying everywhere! We have trashcan lids, steel chairs, barbwire… Skull and Johnson have torn this ring apart! They are fighting it out, throwing fists left and right.

James: Here comes Sebastian Crow… Jesus Christ, he is, accompanied by those maniacs Crowe and Rancid!

John: If Crowe and Rancid are maniacs… what are Sebastian and Skull?

James: Jurisdiction Juveniles,

John: Ah, I see.

James: Johnson and Skull are still fighting it out. Sebastian, Crowe, and Rancid are surrounding the ring…

John: Ha, they are looking for a spot to pounce James!

TIME 45:00 Minutes/54:00 Seconds

John: We have 15-minutes left! They had better do something!

James: Oh, I am sure they will… BUT WAIT A SECOND, HERE COMES CHRIS LEE BACK DOWN THE RAMP-WAY AND OH MY GOD, HE HAS A… WHAT IS THAT DANIEL?

Daniel Jones: SHIT, HE HAS A FUCKING COPPERHEAD!

John: FUCK, NOW *THAT* SNAKE IS POISIONESS!

James: HE TAKES THE SNAKE AND WRAPS IT AROUND RANCID’S THROAT, Jesus Christ, he is choking the shit out of Rancid with that snake! Sebastian Crow jumps in the ring and strikes down Josh Johnson! Crowe charges for Chris Lee, he attacks, and Rancid fights off the snake!

John: WATCH OUT, RANCID!

James: How did Chris Lee get out of that room?

John: I do not know! In the ring, Sebastian Crow sets up a steel chair and he goes for a pile driver… NO, WAIT A SECOND, IT WAS, COUNTERED AND JOHNSON TURNS SEBASTIAN OVER, HE GOES FOR A SHARPSHOOTER…

James: It does not work! Skull cracks a steel chair over Johnson’s head! Chris Lee took out Crowe; he jumps in the ring, and attacks Skull! In the meantime, Sebastian covers Johnson…

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TIME 50:00 Minutes/10 Seconds

John: Oh, we could have had a new Rising Star and Rule of Surrender Champion too… Sebastian brings Johnson back up…

James: YES, HE HITS A LOW BLOW! JOSH JOHNSON HIT A LOW BLOW ON SEBASTIAN CROW!

Daniel Jones: Ha, this is excellent.

James: I think this is down to Sebastian and Johnson. Lee and Skull, they are fighting their way through the crowd!

John: Johnson is completely back up now; he strikes Crow with an uppercut to the jaw! He grabs a-hold of Sebastian and sends a gigantic fist into Crow’s stomach. He follows it up… can he does it, VERTICAL SUPLEX! Ha, I am surprised he can do that.

James: Now Johnson goes for the cover… he could have it here…

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James: NO, WE COULD HAVE SEEN IT ALL!

TIME 55:00 Minutes/50 Seconds

John: We have nearly four-minutes left!

James: Johnson brings Crow back to his feet. He goes for a shot to the face… NO, SEBASTIAN GRABS A-HOLD OF JOHNSON AND SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, HEAD FIRST!

John: Sebastian Crow charges for Johnson, Johnson jumps up the turnbuckle, and leaps over Crow with an inside cradle!

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James: NO, AND THAT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOVE!

John: Sebastian Crow is the first one up! Oh boy, ha, I feel a Heaven Can Wait coming up…

James: Josh Johnson is on his feet and… THERE IT IS SEBASTIAN WRAPS HIS HAND AROUND JOHNSON’S THROAT… SKULL IS BACK, HE SETS UP A TABLE, AND SEBASTIAN SENDS JOHNSON THROUGH IT!

John: YES, YES, WE HAVE A NEW… HEY, WE HAVE A NEW TRIAD CHAMPION!

Daniel Jones: …oh fuck.

{Daniel Jones drops his headset and dashes in the ring. He swings for Sebastian Crow, Sebastian Crow however, grabs a-hold of Daniel tossing him up in the air, and Skull pulls him down with a neck breaker.}

James: Holy shit, this is NOT good!

TIME 58:00 Minutes/50 Seconds

James: DAMN IT, WE NEED A SAVIOR!

{“Fear of the Dark” by Iron Maiden blares over the pa speakers as the fans erupts… Sebastian and Skull pay their attention to the entrance.}

James: MY GOD, HERE WE GO!

John: Where is he?

James: THERE HE IS! HE COMES FROM BEHIND! WE HAVE ONE-MINUTE LEFT! CRONOS DIAMANTE, CAN WE DO IT! HE STARTS A FIGHT WITH SKULL… THEY ARE EXCHANGING LEFTS AND RIGHTS… JOHNSON IS SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY BACK UP…

{Daniel Jones rolls out of the ring.}

James: …AND THERE WE GO, THE ART OF THE DEAL! JOSH JOHNSON HAS IT! HE SHOULD HAVE IT!

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*BUZZ*

James: YES, YES, YES, WE HAVE OUR WINNER!

{“I Stand Alone” by GODSMACK blares over the pa speakers.}

Ring Announcer – Samantha Coil: Fans, the winner of our match, AND THE NEW DOJO, IRON FIST, RISING STAR, RULE OF SURRENDER, AND SHOOT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TRIAD WINNER… “THE REAL DEAL” JOSH JOHNSON!

{The fans go crazy.}

James: YES,

John: NO,

James: THIS IS INCREDIABLE!

John: NO, THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!

James: THE CONSPIRATORS ARE, REUNITED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING NOW! CRONOS DIAMANTE AND DANIEL JONES HELP JOHNSON UP THE RAMP-WAY… THEY STARE DOWN THE CONSPIRATORS… SEBASTIAN CROW, HE COMES TOO AND HE IS PISSED!

John: Look at that look James! These men are going to pay!

James: Wait a second, Sebastian’s look has changed… look at him, and he is laughing! What, the hell is he laughing about?

John: Oh, those idiots, Johnson, Jones, Diamante… they are all going to pay; I can feel it!

James: Folks, we had an exciting night! We will see you NEXT SUNDAY at “Training Day”.

SHOOT Project Entertainment

A Daniel Jones/Jason Johnson Production

Sunday, April 21, 2002