From WrestleCeption's Editor Candy Bananas,
In what was an unfortunate case of mistaken identity across renowned social media platform, Spitter, it is being reported that The DeMONSTRance's own Weapon of Massive DESTRUCTION, Sammy Rochester, has lost his phone.
While normally unable to speak or type, the seven-foot three-inch Abomination of Domination's "Spits" have become riddled with uncharacteristically written Spanish threats toward Ryan Samuels, "The Midwest Nitemare". No longer Spitting the cute and adorable emojis that have reanimated the Spitter scene since the decline in Joshua Breedlove's posts, reports indicate this could be either a case of physical theft, identity theft, or another one of The Darkspade's hacks that have affected Vito Valentino's personal life.
Stay tuned as this story* develops further!
*We here at WrestleCeption have no actual idea what the fuck happened and just wanted to jump on this story before anybody else.
Thanks for the clicks!
~CB