EP.: 066
DATE: 09.30.2024
ARENA: THE EPICENTER
The sun hangs low over the Epicenter, casting long shadows across the bustling crowd all waiting in line on the outside. Bright lights flashed and the sounds of excitement hummed in the air as fans eagerly awaited the night’s matches. Among the throngs, the unmistakable figure of The SmashShow himself, Vito Valentino, emerges from a sleek pink and black SUV.
Vito’s incredibly broad and muscular shoulders slump to under the weight of his discontent. His trademark smile is nonexistent as his face appears to be paler than usual. Wearing a shirt with the upcoming PPV ‘The Hunt’ being advertised on it, and his once-vibrant persona seems dulled by a pallor that hinted at his recent struggles. The whispers of the crowd falter as they catch sight of him; something is clearly off. The infamous power wrestler’s face is drawn and weary, dark circles under his eyes betraying a lack of rest.
As he walks further down the entrance way for the athletes, the atmosphere shifts. Mary Kelly immediately spots Vito and seizes the opportunity.
Mary Kelly: Excuse me! Vito!
Still walking, Vito turns slightly to see Mary catching up to him.
Mary Kelly: I know this is the last thing you feel like doing right now, but for the sake of the curiosity of your fans and everyone in attendance tonight… can I get a moment?
He pauses, his brow furrowing as he turns to face her.
Vito Valentino: No disrespect, but please make it quick. As you can probably tell, I’m not feelin’ the greatest right now.
His voice is hoarse and strained.
Mary studies him up and down. Her expression is a mix of professionalism and genuine worry.
Mary Kelly: It’s no secret that you’ve been having a rough week. Poisoned by Black Mamba venom? I mean, that just doesn’t happen to anyone.
Vito Valentino: Nope. It doesn’t. Lucky me, right? Heh.
She nods.
Mary Kelly: How are you feeling heading into tonight’s match against Austin Anderson?
The SmashShow’s lips curl into a faint, humorless smile.
Vito Valentino: Feelin’ like a million bucks.
His reply is as dry as the Mojave Desert. The sarcasm barely masks his discomfort.
Vito Valentino: But I’m not backing down. It’s just a little venom, right? I felt worse watchin’ Bobby Dean eat an entire ham once in catering. As an appetizer.
He shakes his head, shuddering at the thought.
Mary Kelly: Are you sure you’re fit to compete?
Mary presses the issue, her tone softening as she senses his struggle. “M
Mary Kelly: Austin Anderson is known for his technical prowess. Do you think you can handle him in your current state?
Vito’s jaw clenches, a flicker of anger igniting in his eyes.
Vito Valentino: I didn’t come here to make excuses. I came to show what The SmashShow is made of, even if I’ve got a little Black Mamba in my veins. Just call me Kobe, may he and Gianna rest in peace. ‘Cause Tonight? Tonight is about proving that no one can keep me down. The fans deserve a show, and I’m goin’ to give it to them. As cliche as it sounds, it’s true: whatever doesn’t kill you, makes you STRONGER. And if y’all thought I wasn’t strong enough before? God help Austin tonight, and God help Lexi at The Hunt. ‘Cause if anybody thinks I’m gonna let Salem’s Bitch stop me from goin’ toe to toe with one of the best technicians in SHOOT Project? Well, then they’re wrong. DEAD. Fuckin’. WRONG.
With that, he turns away, striding towards the Soldiers entrance to the arena. Determination is etched on his weary face as the air remains thick with anticipation.
Mary Kelly: Thank you for your time, Vito.
As Mary watches him go, it’s obvious how she can’t shake the feeling that tonight might be a battle for more than just bragging rights. It’s a fight for survival, and the crowd will bear witness to the resilience of the SmashShow, no matter the odds stacked against him.
VITO VALENTINO VS. AUSTIN ANDERSON
Singles Match
POST MATCH
GET. UP.
Vito has his hands raised in victory, but quickly falls to one knee as Muse’s “Knights of Cydonia” hits.
Dutch Harris: That was one HELL of an effort from Vito Valentino tonight.
Scott Kimura: Agreed. Vito knew he was going to have his hands full with The Absolute tonight, and not only did he show up and wrestle, but he showed up and WON! What an incredible display of fortitude he’s shown!
Dutch Harris: Dude was poisoned by Black Mamba venom just a few short days ago. He could’ve DIED! Comes to Ruination 66 tonight and… wins the damn match?! How the hell does that even happen?!
Scott Kimura: I don’t know, but that type of grit and toughness is gonna take Vito far here in the SHOOT Project. Not to take anything away from Austin Anderson, either. That guy’s future, despite tonight’s tough loss, is a bright one.
Vito remains with one knee on the mat, sickly white. Collapsing the rest of the way to the mat, there’s some chatter out in the crowd as Vito clearly does not look well.
“VI-TO! VI-TO! VI-TO!”
Austin Anderson meanwhile, is up on the mat, sweaty, just looking at the man he went toe to toe with. Taking a deep breath, he wipes the sweat from his brow, forcing himself to straighten up. The crowd’s energy swirls around him, but he isn’t focused on them. His eyes are locked on Vito, who is struggling on the canvas.
Without a word, Austin takes a few steps back, surveying the situation, his mind racing. There’s a pause, a hesitation, before he turns sharply on his heel, grabbing a microphone from ringside. The chants quiet for a moment as Austin, breathing heavily, lifts the mic to his lips.
Austin Anderson: This…
His is voice low but steady,
Austin Anderson: …this was never supposed to be how it ends, Vito.
His words hang in the air, the tension palpable. Frustrated from the loss, Austin shakes his head, and yet, the professional in him glances down at Vito again before continuing.
Austin Anderson: I promised you a fight. And you gave me one. But this… this isn’t how it is supposed to end.
The crowd murmurs, unsure of what to make of Anderson’s words. He takes a step toward Vito, crouching down slightly to get a closer look at his ailing opponent.
Austin Anderson: You’re tougher than this. Get up.
Austin’s voice takes on a commanding edge, his frustration starting to bubble to the surface. He stands again, turning toward the referee, demanding that medical staff come to the ring. But as they approach, he raises the mic again, addressing both the audience and the still semi-conscious Vito.
Austin Anderson: This isn’t over. When you’re ready, when you’re truly ready… we’ll finish what we started.
He drops the mic with a definitive thud, stepping out of the ring as the medical team rushes past him. Austin Anderson walks up the ramp, head held high, but his eyes betray a deeper concern, flickering back toward Vito one last time before disappearing backstage.
Vito, meanwhile, outright REFUSES the medical attention being given to him. Ever defiant, The SmashShow shoves away SHOOT Med!
Dutch Harris: Looks like Austin’s words might have fired him up enough to push through the illness!
Scott Kimura: I agree. Those might’ve been the exact words he needed to hear.
Using both of his arms, Vito is up and staring down the ramp at The Absolute, who nods before disappearing into the back. “Knights of Cydonia” hits again and Vito looks out at the screaming fans, holding an arm up for them, acknowledging their presence and motivation.
We fade to a commercial break.
Backstage
LARS' TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD VERY BAD DAY, PART 1
Lars Von Bremen: I’m fucking over it, Ayumi, I’m super fucking over it.
We are in the HEXXX locker room. Lars is standing, Ayumi is sitting, and Kingslayer is in between the pair, arms crossed but seemingly oblivious to the argument happening between his supposed stablemates.
Lars Von Bremen: Nothing has been done about Meat Rockchud-
Lars glances over at Kingslayer, angry.
Lars Von Bremen: Vae Victis is still out there, and now the bug people who move through old TVs are jumping me in the halls! I thought you said we were this big, bad, HEXXX on SHOOT… but it feels like we’re the fucking cursed ones.
Lars paces, looking down at Ayumi and waiting for some kind of response. He occasionally glances over at Kingslayer, nothing but disdain on his face. Ayumi holds up her hands in a defensive position.
Ayumi Seppuku: Look. I get that you’re upset and you have every right to be; but the answer isn’t to lash out at the people who are on your side. That is what they want – Vae Victis, SWARM, the entirety of SHOOT — they see us as a threat and so they are trying to divide us. They’ll learn very soon how fu-
Ayumi is interrupted by Lars turning and smashing his fist against a blank locker, the one right next to NC-17’s. Vig would commonly use it to store certain things he didn’t want floating around the Epicenter, including a few things that NC-17 couldn’t be caught having on him. It now has a massive dent and may be difficult to open in the future.
Lars Von Bremen: When?! When we’re all broken and bloody in the dark corners of the Epicenter? If you had just let me loose, if you’re little Frankenstein experience back there-
Ayumi shoots a glare at Lars, not liking his tone. Kingslayer remains distant.
Lars Von Bremen: -had not gotten in my way, Chick Grillbreast would be sniffing the sheets that Barbie Keller used at the hospital. The Heirs to the Throne would be in physical therapy. But no, it’s the Ayumi and her pet Dragon show.
Ayumi Seppuku: I think you need to take a walk, Lars.
Lars laughs curtly.
Lars Von Bremen: Why, traitor? So I can find myself exposed again? Maybe that was a message to you. I mean, hell, shit has been bad for everyone except the new number o-
Ayumi shoots up. Despite being nowhere near his size, Ayumi stands as tall as possible to get right in the face of Lars as much as possible.
Ayumi Seppuku: I said… Take. A. Walk.
Lars does not back down. He fumes. His breath his heavy. His fists are clenched. After a few very, very tense moments, Lars scoffs.
Lars Von Bremen: Fuck this.
Lars turns and throws open the door.
Ayumi Seppuku: Lars.
Lars stops for a moment to look at Ayumi, whose frustration is now tempered as she is trying to regain control of the situation.
Ayumi Seppuku: HEXXX needs you. Seventeen needs you. And I need you. And you know why? Because-
Lars cuts Ayumi off again.
Lars Von Bremen: Don’t worry, BOSS. I’ll take that walk… and as long as you’re willing to pay, I’ll keep dealing with these ‘threats’ — for now. But while you may have tricked Mr. Teen into following your every word and you may have brainwashed this sad sack into doing the same…
Lars points at Kingslayer.
Lars Von Bremen: But your tricks won’t work on me. It’s time to put up or shut up and if you’re as serious about HEXXX as you say you are, then you’ll know what to do when the time comes.
He looks back over at Kingslayer once again, drawing Ayumi’s attention this time. And as she looks, she hears, but doesn’t see, Lars exiting the locker room, slamming the door behind him.
PIGPEN MATSUMOTO VS. JACK O'GRADY
Singles Match
Backstage
LARS' TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD VERY BAD DAY, PART 2
Lars Von Bremen lights up a cigar underneath the fluorescent lighting of the employee parking garage. He takes a long drag of his cigar, exhaling slowly. He is directly under a no-smoking sign, but it doesn’t seem like anyone is around to enforce the rules (at least no one who would be willing to).
Lars Von Bremen: Fucking take care of them on my own. I’ll fuck’em all up. I’ll-
The lights flicker. Lars looks around, immediately becoming defensive, placing the cigar in his mouth so that he can ball up his fists.
Lars Von Bremen: Alright you bug boys, come on out and let’s do this!
The lights flicker again before going completely out.
Lars Von Bremen: Come on out you fucking bug perverts! Come out and-FUCK!
There is some struggle heard. Lars Von Bremen is on the ground. The “No Smoking” sign is on the ground with a dent in it. Lars has a trickle of blood coming down from his forehead, but he clutches his hand. The camera pans around Lars to see that he has a cigar-shaped burn on his hand.
Lars Von Bremen: I swear to god, I’m going to kill those insects.
Backstage
THE BOYS ARE BACK
Michael and Rowland Collins stand next to Abigail Chase in the backstage area, on either side of her. Michael is shirtless wearing his long trunks, while Rowland wears an Empire t-shirt and his trunks. Both men look determined, if not chipper.
Abigail Chase: I’m here with The Empire’s own, Collins Twins. You gentlemen haven’t been featured much in the SHOOT Project lately – what’s going on in your heads tonight as you head to the ring?
Michael looks at Rowland, who speaks.
Rowland Collins: There’s a lot going on in the SHOOT Project these days. Aye, there’s a lot going on in our own group. Those crazy kids have a baby now! Who could believe it?
Michael leans into the microphone.
Michael Collins: Congratulations, by the way, on that.
Rowland Collins: It’s true, there’s a lot going on. There’s a lot of talent to be on the shows, Lass, a lot of new faces. Hell, the team we’re facing tonight has been around for what? A mont’? Maybe two?
Michael Collins: Aye, not a very long time indeed.
Rowland Collins: There’s so much talent in the tag team division, every opportunity counts. We’re staring down winter break and need to show Mr. Johnson and Mr. Stein that we’re still here, and there’s nothing they, or anyone in the division, can do about it.
Michael Collins: Tonight, we take on The Neon Saints. Tonight, we beat The Neon Saints.
Rowland Collins: They’ve still got the new tag team smell on ‘em. We haven’t been booked in so long, everyone is thinking we’re going to be a pushover. If there’s one thing our da’ taught us Collinses growing up, it’s that NOBODY makes us a pushover.
Michael Collins: We’ve never been the most decorated tag team in the SHOOT Project, this much is true. But us? We’re the Collins Twins, and we’re here for a fight.
Rowland puts his hand on Abigail’s shoulder.
Rowland Collins: Thank you for this time.
The Collins Twins’ entrance music, “The Boys are Back” by Dropkick Murphys, plays over the loudspeaker, playing the twins in.
Trailer Trash Terry Vs. Miranda DC (c)
SIN CITY CHAMPIONSHIP
Singles Match
Backstage
LARS' TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD VERY BAD DAY, PART 3
Lars Von Bremen is in the hallway. As he walks by doors, he opens them, clearly searching for someone or something. As Lars continues to walk down the corridors, he passes two SHOOT staff. Lars grabs one of them by the shirt and lifts them in the air.
Lars Von Bremen: Where are those bug freaks?
The other staff member bails. The man that Lars holds is small and skinny, likely production staff. He wears headphones with a microphone attached around his neck. His eyes are wide in panic.
Staff: B-b-b-bug freaks? You mean…like…SWARM?
Lars slams the man against a wall.
Lars Von Bremen: Yes, you dumb mother fucker, SWARM!? Where the fuck are they?
The staff member stammers, unable to get any words out. Lars tightens his grip and presses the man against the wall, fuming.
Staff: I don’t know, man, I don’t know! I haven’t seen them. I haven’t-
The lights go out. When they come back on, the staff member is gone. Lars looks shocked and a little unsettled. He slaps the wall, trying to see if there is some kind of mystery door, but he finds nothing.
The Speaker: Mis-mis-misterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Von Bremeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Lars turns around and throws a wild, blind punch. The old CRT television on a wheeled cart is immediately destroyed as Lars punches through it! However, despite a TV being destroyed, Lars immediately recoils, pulling his hand from the wreckage of the TV, the same hand with the cigar burn, now covered in cuts and scrapes. Lars screams out in frustration and tosses the cart down the corridor.
Chick Grillbreast: FIRST TIME BREAKING MONITORS, LARD!?
Chick Grillbreast walks into frame.
Chick Grillbreast: If I had crushed that monitor, I wouldn’t need a single bandage.
Lars gets right in Grillbreast’s face. Chick does not back down.
Lars Von Bremen: You know what, Cockbreast, I have been told not to pick any unnecessary fights for…contract reasons…but man, I’d love to break you up and give your pieces to Kingslayer.
Chick gets serious, glaring at Lars.
Chick Grillbreast: I’ve told you a hundred times…his name…is-
Lars gets nose to nose with Chick.
Lars Von Bremen: His name is not…yours…
Chick pushes Lars to make some distance, but he does not follow up. He breathes, trying to calm himself down.
Lars Von Bremen: Yeah, c’mon dickhead, let’s do this! Swing on me!
Chick balls his fists. He fumes, but he keeps his breathing calm. He closes his eyes for a minute while Lars grins down at him. Finally, Chick opens his eyes and looks surprisingly calm.
Chick Grillbreast: You’re as useless to me as you are to Daihm.
Chick shoulder checks Lars before walking away. Lars loses his shit-eating grin and looks even more incensed. He looks like he is about to yell something at Lars, but then the lights flicker again. Lars has a flash of nerves before returning to his cool demeanor.
Lars Von Bremen: Man, fuck this.
Lars walks away, a little bit faster than he was walking previously.
IN THE RING
BECAUSE I CAN.
The cameras open in the ring where the contract signing for the Losers Leave Town Steel Cage match at The Hunt PPV is about to take place. Red, White, & Bruise—Ryan Samuels and Johnny Patriot—are standing on one side of the table, receiving cheers from the fans. Across from them is Major Malice, clad in his militant attire, holding a microphone with a cold smirk. Next to Malice, looking completely defeated, is Roy Vezina, acting as Malice’s water boy. The Punch Line—Harv Norris and Rick Hull—are notably absent, adding to the tension.
The table in the center of the ring holds the contracts, and Johnny Patriot, always the showman, is hyping up the crowd with a wide grin. Ryan Samuels, meanwhile, glares at Malice with his arms crossed, tension palpable. He doesn’t bother with theatrics—his focus is on Malice.
Ryan Samuels: (gruffly, voice dripping with suspicion) Why the hell would you put your own team’s jobs on the line, Malice? What’s the play here?
The crowd buzzes at the question. Malice chuckles, unfazed by Ryan’s accusation. He steps toward Ryan with calculated ease, the smirk never leaving his face.
Major Malice: (mocking, slowly) Why? Because I can. I put their jobs on the line because I’m tired of dragging them along like a couple of dead weights. They’ve proven they can’t get the job done, time after time. So if they can’t win this match, then I’m better off without them. That’s why.
Ryan’s eyes narrow, fists tightening as Johnny Patriot places a hand on his chest to hold him back. The air grows tense as the fans start to sense things are about to explode.
Ryan Samuels: (growling, voice low and dangerous) You keep running your mouth, and I’ll shut it for you.
Johnny Patriot: (trying to cool things down) Easy, partner. We’ve got a fight coming up at The Hunt. Let’s focus on that.
Malice, enjoying the tension he’s stirring up, raises an eyebrow and turns fully to face Ryan.
Major Malice: (mocking) Oh, what’s the matter, Samuels? Didn’t like hearing the truth? (he laughs) I thought you were supposed to be the tough guy, huh? But here you are, getting all worked up. For all your talk, maybe you’re just as much of a joke as the rest of them.
Before Ryan can respond, Malice’s eyes land on Roy Vezina, and his voice drops into a venomous, almost gleeful tone.
Major Malice: (sneering) And speaking of jokes… look at this sorry excuse for a man. Mr. Canada himself—reduced to a water boy. Pathetic. You were supposed to lead this team to greatness, Roy, remember? You were the one barking orders, acting like the king of the mountain. Now look at you. Holding water bottles, scurrying around like a kicked dog. Some captain you turned out to be.
Roy winces but stays silent, shrinking further into the background. Surprisingly, Ryan Samuels, despite their long history of animosity, steps forward, defending Roy.
Ryan Samuels: (gruffly, with a surprising sense of decency) That’s enough. He’s been through enough without you kicking him while he’s down.
The crowd is taken aback. It’s a strange moment, seeing Ryan, who once had a deep grudge against Roy, sticking up for him. Even Johnny Patriot looks momentarily confused, but he nods in approval. Malice, however, is quick to pounce on this unexpected turn.
Major Malice: (gleeful, eyes widening with amusement) Oh, now this is rich. Ryan Samuels, sticking up for Roy Vezina? After everything? How touching. The big, bad Midwest Nightmare has gone soft! All that tough talk, and now you’re playing the hero? What’s the matter, Ryan? Feeling guilty? Or maybe—just maybe—you’re just as worthless as the rest of them.
Malice’s smirk grows as he steps closer to Ryan, sensing the tension rising. He’s relishing every second of it.
Major Malice: (mockingly) Let’s take a little stroll down memory lane, shall we? Let’s talk about your failures, Samuels. You walked into SHOOT Project like you were something special. The “Midwest Nightmare,” the guy who was gonna take over everything, right? But what happened? You lost—again and again. You couldn’t even hang onto your mask down in Mexico, and now here you are, brawling with nobodies like Rick and Harv, trying to stay relevant.
Ryan’s fists tighten even more, but Johnny keeps holding him back, whispering for him to stay cool. Malice continues, now pacing slowly, his voice dripping with mockery.
Major Malice: (turning to Johnny Patriot) And you, Johnny. Mr. Red, White, and Blue, waving your little flag, talking about liberty and justice. You think anyone takes you seriously? You’ve been stuck in mid-card purgatory for years, clinging to any shred of relevance. The only thing keeping you afloat is this dumb patriotic act, and even that’s getting old. What’s next? Gonna bring a bald eagle to the ring?
Johnny Patriot’s grin fades slightly, but he stays composed. Malice turns his attention to Roy again, and his tone grows even nastier.
Major Malice: (snarling) And you, Roy. You remember when you were the leader of The Punch Line, right? The so-called “captain”? You talked big, but what did you accomplish? Nothing. You lost match after match. You couldn’t even keep your own team together. And now? You’re carrying water bottles for me. If that’s not rock bottom, I don’t know what is.
Roy looks completely defeated, his shoulders slumped. He says nothing, just stares at the floor. Malice’s voice grows colder as he continues.
Major Malice: (viciously) The truth is, you’re all failures. Ryan, Johnny, Harv, Rick, and Roy. You’re all just different shades of the same pathetic mess. You cling to whatever scraps you can find because deep down, you know you’re not good enough. You know it, and I know it.
Suddenly, The Punch Line’s theme music hits, and Harv Norris and Rick Hull storm down the ramp, looking furious. They slide into the ring, getting right in Malice’s face.
Harv Norris: (furiously, accent thick) What da hell, Malice? Why didn’t ya tell us about dis contract signin’? Ya just throwin’ us to da wolves without even lettin’ us know?
Rick Hull: (frustrated, trying to stay calm) We’re supposed to be a team, but you’re doing this behind our backs. What kind of leader are you?
Malice steps toward them, his smirk still in place.
Major Malice: (sneering) Leader? I’m not your leader—I’m your boss. And if you two had actually won some matches, maybe we wouldn’t be in this mess. But no. You’ve embarrassed me, embarrassed yourselves, and now you want to act like you’re owed something? Newsflash—you’re not.
Harv, red-faced and seething, takes a step forward, fists clenched, but Rick pulls him back. Security rushes down to the ring, trying to keep the situation from escalating. Harv, Rick, Ryan, and Johnny all start shouting at each other as the tension reaches a boiling point. Malice, meanwhile, stands back, a sinister grin on his face, clearly enjoying the chaos.
Major Malice: (yelling over the commotion) At The Hunt, this all ends! And no matter what happens, SHOOT Project will be rid of some dead weight. You can bet on that!
As the shouting continues, Roy Vezina shrinks further into the corner, trying to stay out of the crossfire. The camera zooms in on his defeated expression, the once-proud leader now reduced to a spectator in his own downfall. The scene fades out as the crowd buzzes in anticipation for the high-stakes match, with tensions between all five men at an all-time high.
KINGSLAYER VS. CURTIS ROSE
Singles Match
PREVIOUSLY RECORDED
DEVIL IN DISGUISE
The scene opens in a dim hospital room, everything in eerie black and white. A flickering light casts creepy shadows on the walls. A bed sits in the middle, rocking gently on its own. Lexi Gold stands beside it, wearing a flattering nurse outfit with a creepy cat mask. Eerie music starts to play in the background.
Lexi Gold leans towards the camera, trying to get as close as possible.
Lexi Gold: Oh, Vito Valentino, look who’s gotten himself into quite the predicament.
She laughs.
Lexi Gold: Heard you can’t handle your coffee or your pain. I thought you were tougher than that, but there you were, laying like a sad little puppy in a hospital room quite like this one.
The bed rocks harder as if reacting to her words. The door creaks open, then slams shut with a loud bang.
Lexi Gold: Everyone is calling me the devil nowadays. Isn’t that cute? I just thought you needed a reminder that kindness isn’t always about rainbows and butterflies.I don’t want you to die. That would spoil the fun. I want you to suffer, to wake up and realize this world is dark and twisted, and I’m the only thing standing between you and your little fantasy of happiness.
She circles the bed, a wicked grin forms under her mask. Suddenly the light flickers again. For her this was all normal.
Lexi Gold: Just like the Wolf Man couldn’t escape me, neither will you. I’m always lurking, always watching, ready to tear down your fake happiness. You should be grateful for this wake-up call. Madness is way more fun than joy!
She laughs, the sound echoing unnervingly in the room.
Lexi Gold: So, don’t resist, darling. Embrace the chaos I bring. I’ll always be here, watching you fall into darkness. You’re just too fun to let go.
The bed jolts violently as the lights flicker. When everything settles, the bed is suddenly swarming with cockroaches, scattering in every direction.
Backstage
LARS' TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD VERY BAD DAY, PART 4
Hot off his match with Curtis Rose, an exasperated Kingslayer throws back the backstage curtain and prepares to walk into the attached green room. His chest rising and falling in labored breaths, he tries to continue forward but is stopped as he bounces off of something filling up the doorway.
It’s Lars Von Bremen, heading the opposite way. He steps back slightly with a curt acknowledgment of his HEXXX partner, pausing his progress as he stands, unmoving in front of Kingslayer.
Lars Von Bremen: Well, well, the fuck you been all night?
Kingslayer just stares at Lars, saying nothing; just breathing and looking forward through his mask’s eyeholes. Lars scoffs and shoves Kingslayer out of the way.
Lars Von Bremen: Whatever, Daihm. Fuck off and do whatever it is you and mommy do when you’re alone together.
Lars takes several steps forward, about to turn to access the staff entrance on the side of the rampway before he turns around and looks back through the curtains. He sees Kingslayer standing, completely still and watching — his masked features revealing nothing about his emotional state.
Lars Von Bremen: Fucking freak.
As Lars mutters under his breath, he finally continues his path forward; after he has exited from view, Kingslayer turns away and calmly leaves the green room.
LOCUST VS. MORITON (C)
PREMIER CHAMPIONSHIP
Singles Match
POST MATCH
A SWARM OF HEXXXES
As Moriton’s hand is raised, LOCUST attempts to get back to his feet. The applause and cheers from the crowd showing appreciation for a hard-fought match gradually turn to boos as Lars Von Bremen makes his way to the ring.
Dutch Harris: Looks like Lars is looking to get some payback on SWARM right now, while LOCUST is still down from his match!
LOCUST tries to scramble to defend himself, but Lars moves quickly for someone his size. He’s in the ring fast and immediately flattens LOCUST with a big headbutt! Lars gives a look to Moriton, who shrugs and sits against the opposite corner, eyes scanning everywhere. Lars is quick to pick LOCUST up just to headbutt him down again. LOCUST stirs, but it’s clear the iron skull of Lars is hurting him.
Scott Kamura: Lars seems to have LOCUST fully cornered and ready to be swatted, but you have to think that CI-
The lights. Go. Out! As the crowd begins to buzz both figuratively and literally, the lights come back on. Lars is holding LOCUST by the head, ready to deliver another blow, but he stops suddenly, locking eyes with the seemingly teleported in CICADA! CICADA looks to advance on Lars, but Moriton gets in his way and locks on the Chingisiin Yalalt…
Dutch Harris: CICADA about to go for a ride-
NO! CICADA catches Moriton with a well-placed elbow before Moriton can lift him. The two men struggle with each other, power for power, throwing punches and kicks while remaining grappled. Lars shrugs before planting another vicious headbutt on LOCUST. Lars holds on to LOCUST, not letting him fall as his body goes limp. Lars lifts LOCUST onto his shoulders, looking to hit his “Lights Out” F-10-
Scott Kamura: Here comes Chick Grillbreast!
Dutch Harris: I think it may be safer to ask who ISN’T coming to the ring at this point, Scott!
The crowd pops as Chick makes his way to the ring (though he does not run, because that would be cardio). Lars sees the other recent thorn in his side arriving, causing him to drop LOCUST off his shoulders and call for Chick to get in the ring. Chick does and the two men begin to trade blows!
Lars peppers Chick, Chick peppers Lars, neither man giving an inch. Moriton and CICADA have fallen to the outside and are still striking and grappling for superiority. As Chick and Lars battle, Chick catches a good shot and staggers Lars. He is about to take advantage when “Kingslayer” by Bring me the Horizon and BABYMETAL hits the PA!
BOOOOOO!
The crowd is angry but energized as Kingslayer emerges at the top of the ramp. Chick turns his attention to Kingslayer, who stops at the middle of the ramp. This allows Lars the distraction he needs to club Chick to the ground! Lars looks up toward Kingslayer and smiles.
Lars Von Bremen: Good! Now be a good boy and get your ass down here!
Lars points to the downed Grillbreast but Kingslayer just stands staring down Lars.
Lars Von Bremen: What are you doing?! Get down here now and finish him off!
Kingslayer just continues to watch and Lars’ patience wears thin as he walks towards the ropes, screaming at Kingslayer; but as he tries to exit the ring he is suddenly caught in the back of the head with a HUGE MISSILE DROPKICK from LOCUST!
Lars staggers, but does not fall; yet, LOCUST wastes no time throwing kicks at Lars’ legs. Lars pushes LOCUST away, but is quickly turned around and SLAMMED to the ground with an Uranage. Kingslayer stands at the top of the ramp, looking down at the ring.
Dutch Harris: Wait, why isn’t Kingslayer going to help? Shouldn’t he be helping his teammate!?
Lars, still being freakishly strong and resilient, is able to roll away and out of the ring. Meanwhile, another scene of chaos is occurring as SHOOT officials run to the ring to break up Moriton and CICADA who are still going at it on the other side of the ring.
Lars opts to hop over the barricade instead of up the ramp. As he exits he shoots looks of hatred at LOCUST, Chick… and Kingslayer.
Kingslayer turns his head, watching as Lars makes his way around the crowd and out towards a side entrance before calmly turning and walking to the back without another word. Meanwhile in the ring LOCUST and Chick stare each other down, neither one really being sure of the other as Mr. Ho is screaming in at least 4 different languages.
The crowd boos, cheers, and murmurs, unclear of what exactly they have just seen unfold.
The camera fades on a very conflicted, confused Chick Grillbreast.
